Chapter 15 Coffee table! I'm going to kill you!

Chapter 15, Coffee table! I'm going to kill you!

Fujimura sat in his usual seat politely.

Except for Rin Tosaka and Shiro Emiya, the women who were eating didn't realize that there was another uninvited guest at the dinner table.

"Good evening, Mr. Fujimura." Rin Tosaka reacted quickly and immediately stood up to say hello.

Emiya Shiro looked around. Today, Kiri Sakura is not here, and Tosaka Rin and Saber are guests again, so can they only add food by himself?

Learn from Ma Tongying's appearance and handed the rice bowl to Fujimura with a smile as usual: "Come on, teacher. Uh-huh~~ Although it's not a great meal, please enjoy it!" If you are polite, you won't die, right? Probably (Have you been enlightened by the firewood knife?) ......

After taking the meal in Emiya Shiro's hand, Fujimura tilted his head and glanced at the people sitting at the dining table, and then looked very puzzled.

After that, Fujimura quietly asked Shirou Emiya in a low voice, "That...Shirou. Why are so many foreigners and Yuansaka classmates here?

"Because I will stay at my house in the future." Emiya Shiro ignored Lolita, who was going to watch a good show, and then told the truth indifferently (honesty is a virtue, but it may die, so everyone must learn to lie.).

"Ah, that's it. Tosaka will also do some strange things with some strange foreigners. Fujimura is calm when he hears (natural?) He said.

"Hmm. That guy is very strange. They all pretend to be honest at school. When Emiya Shiro saw Fujimura's performance, he was secretly relieved, and then blackened Tosaka Rin.

"Well, will you live here in the future?" Fujimura understood and said that it was so, drinking Guangwei Zeng soup, and then suddenly lifted the table: "What's the matter living, Shilang!!!"

Lolita made an action like a god. After a few times, she grabbed a few bowls of rice and vegetables and put them in front of her. Rin Tosaka had already hidden aside. Saber was on the side, so it was fine, so the damage was all concentrated on Emiya Shirou.

"It's so hot! What are you doing, Sister Teng? This is miso soup, hot rice and stew pot!? It's very hot to be splashed by these!!"

"It's timeless! What are you thinking, Shilang! Where is the palace queen who let so many girls of the same age live in? ?!! Ah... I won't be amused by such a bad joke!"

"It's not a palace drama, I don't want to make you laugh...! It's so hot! It's so hot! It's going to burn! Tosaka, give me the towel!" Emiya Shiro kept patting the place where he was burned, and then asked for help...

"No~~" Lolita casually threw a towel that she didn't know where to take out.

Fujimura threw a grilled fish on the ground at Shiro Emiya.

"Thank you, I'm saved...! Wow! The grilled fish went in through the neckline! Very hot grilled fish!"

"Wowel, let's talk about it later! Please explain Shi Lang first. Are you serious about what you said?

"Oh, of course. Sister Teng should know that I don't like this kind of joke. Anyway, they are going to stay at my house. Even if you complain, it won't change. It's useless to say it!" He quickly wiped the place where his body was scalded by oil, and then Emiya Shilang said without looking back.

"Absolutely not! Although I don't know what you're thinking, of course not! Ju, live with so many girls of the same age. Do you think you are the emperor?! My sister will never allow it!" Fujimura roared.

But of course, Fujimura is the guardian of Emiya Shiro and also a teacher in the school. At present, this situation can't be finished by hitting a hundred times with a bamboo knife or a thousand times with a real sword.

But the misfortune of Shiro Emiya is that even this situation must be barely passed.

"No, it's not like that. There's nothing to be angry about. I don't have that kind of relationship with them. It's just that after some accidents, I just borrowed the room," Emiya Shiro waved his hand randomly and explained, hoping that Fujimura could understand.

"It's so annoying! I said no, no! I don't allow them to live! Although I don't know what's wrong with them, I must let them go back!" Fujimura didn't intend to give up a little step, and he grabbed Emiya Shiro's shoulders and shook them hard.

'No way! Isn't Sister Teng really a simple person I can convince? Shiro Emiya thought, and now this skill is asking for help. I hope the female fox can let me get through the difficulties, otherwise I will be shaken to death by Sister Teng.

"Teacher. Although you said you were not allowed to stay, we have stayed for one night. Rin Tosaka opened his mouth smoothly, as if he had splashed a basin of water on Sister Teng's head, which calmed down the fried 'tiger' in an instant.

"Ah!?"

"That is to say, I stayed last night. Now I'm renting a room in another building, and my luggage has also been transported. What should I do, teacher? Objectively speaking, I have already lived there. The female fox... Cough, Rin Farsaka said with a little devilish smile.

"───" Fujimura's face turned blue, grabbing Emiya Shiro's neckline and continued to shake it.

"Shi, Shi, Shi Lang, what are you doing! Do you know what will happen if this kind of thing is cut off!? It's just that Farsaka is fine. Why are there so many outsiders? By the way, where on earth did they come from!!"

'Wow~~~I'm dying! Not good! You must think of a good reason! By the way, let's muddle through with Dad's distant relatives!' Emiya Shilang is about to roll his eyes now.

"It's a distant wife... the child of a relative. What happened... What I don't know, to rely on... Dad's..." Because it has been shaken all the time, his speech is intermittent.

"..." Fujimura was silent for a moment, and then continued to shake Emiya Shilang and roared, "I don't believe that kind of lie. Besides, even if it's true, why did you come to Weigong's house? There will be someone I know in a foreign country. How can I..."

"It's really rude. My mother and I came specially from abroad to find the heir!" At this time, Elijah, who was eating quietly in Lolita's arms, said. He got out of Archer's arms and lifted his skirt gracefully like a little princess.

"Boom!" There was a thunder in Lolita's mind, and then she quickly adjusted her magic to make her appearance look older. Just as Elijah stood up in her arms, Lolita felt bad. Sure enough, the next words of the silver-haired little Lori directly put her into the 18th floor of hell.

"I'm really sorry for notifying you in advance. I'm Emiya Cheji's daughter in a foreign country, Eliasfeld von Ainsberen. This is my mother. We are here specially to find the heir." Ilya politely said the words that made Lolita cry.

'Wow~~~ Evil fate! Why is this so? They are not married! Damn it! Lin! When this matter is over, you and I will never finish!!' Lolita's heart is dripping blood. She is now under a great impact. During this period, she has experienced a process from a girl to a woman, from a woman to a mother, from a mother to a wife...

If we don't consider the strong contradictions and sequential misorders, we can congratulate her for having gone through the happiest period of a woman... (Lolita: Congratulations, sister! Go to your meowed happiness! I'm not happy at all! Whoo~~~)

......

It's as quiet as time stops, so quiet that a needle can be heard clearly.

"Cree's daughter..." Fujimura took the lead in breaking the silence and said with some difficulty, "That is to say, it's the wife of Chesi with her daughter?"

'I'm not that uncle's wife! Hey! It seems that in Archer's memory, I am still the child of Wei Gong's heir! At most, I'm Elijah's sister! Why did you become Elijah's mother? Your sister's wife!! I'm not a wife!!' Lolita lowered her head and thought with a sad expression.

However, after yesterday's battle--

"Archer, be the mother of Eliasfir and let her join our camp, do you understand?" Rin Tosaka said with a contractual communication.

"Fight you, my mother! I won't do it! I haven't even been in love! How many programs did you make me skip at once? Don't do it!" Lolita roared in the contract.

"Are you sure, Archer?" Rin Tosaka said cunningly.

Intuitively told Lolita that Rin Tosaka, a female fox, wanted to play with yin, and she couldn't avoid it.

"Order spell, Archer, play the mother of Eliasfil for me. Never let her find out that you are fake!" Absolute command is not a joke. Lolita, who doesn't do it anyway, is directly 'sleeping' in her heart...

-------The picture returns to the table------

Kneel on the cushion and bow gracefully to Fujimura. His posture and attitude are impeccable.

"When we meet for the first time, I'm Alice Phil von Einzbelen, the wife of Che Si. Just call me Ally." Lolita lowered her head and said gracefully.

'Ally, your sister! Your sister! That's not how the spell is used!!' Because of the coercive relationship of the spell, Lolita can only do this.

With her bent body, people could not see her red eyes at all, which were already a sign of murder.

"Do you understand? We are not outsiders~" The complacent Elijah said and looked back at Lolita's happy face again.

The originally abnormal face instantly turned into a spring breeze when Elijah was in his arms, and his warm sun-like smile was kind to Ilya in his arms. It's completely like a mother.

'Damn the curse! Gaia! You wait! After I force you, I will definitely flirt with you! Whoo~~~' Lolita, who is not as calm as the surface, gently tidied up the little Ilya purple skirt.

"Wait! I know that Chesi has a wife, but I don't know at all that he has a daughter and is younger than Shilang!!" Fujimura made the final struggle.

"That's because my mother and I have always been in the city of winter! Speaking of which, Chesi has been in touch with me and my mother for a long time since he came to Japan. This time we came to him specially. Elijah said something that made Lolita despair.

Chesi died five years ago, and Elijah looks only about eight years old, that is to say, Elijah saw Chesi when she was three years old, and Lolita is now about 20 years old (just adjusted), that is to say... When Ally gave birth to Elijah, Ally was only twelve or three years old at most...

I'll go to you!!

PS: Coffee table escape...

PS2: This coffee table doesn't ask for leave! The author who asked for leave was a salted crispy chicken with broken wings in his last life. There is no professional ethics at all!