Fox 3
I didn't get a chance to think about it again. The inhuman animal in front of me was furious and jumped at me. As soon as I raised my hand, the inkstone hit it.
The scene appeared, which was slapped on the forehead by my inkstone, fainted and fell to the ground. I'm not sure that this guy's battle index is too low. Isn't the legendary fox spirit powerful? Why is it not as good as me? Soon I despised my idea fiercely. Legend has it that the fox is extremely beautiful. Look at this one lying on the ground, Sister Furong is 10,000 times better than her. At least my sister is a human figure, which is not even a human shape. If the fox spirit has such a great power, why doesn't Daji directly kill the minister of King Zhou, and still blow the wind in King Zhou's ear every day in the harem? It can be seen that the romantic love story of the scholar fox in Strange Tales of Liaozhai is not credible, or the person in front of him is a peerless beauty in ancient times. It's not impossible to think about it. We have all seen the portraits of beautiful women in the past, which is really far from the beautiful women we understand.
slowly moved to the side of the fox spirit and kicked it. There was no response, but it was not dead. It can be seen from the undulating chest. Looking around, I found a roll of transparent glue on the desk of the red ticket, tied its hands and feet separately, tied them together, and tied my knees together by the way. The process was not very smooth. There was too much hair, and the transparent tape was always sticky, so it was not very sticky.
After all this, I woke up the brocade and asked her to put on her clothes quickly. When the girl woke up, she first screamed and hugged her chest clothes and looked at me warily. I felt funny. She pointed to the foxen tied like a zongzi and said, "Don't look at me, it did it. You just staged a third-level film with it."
"What?" She put on her clothes in panic. Fortunately, the famous brand of her whole body was of good quality. She was not torn in the process just now, and she could barely put it on.
Jin Yi put on his clothes and stumbled to the red ticket.
"Isn't he dead?" Don't be angry and don't care about me.
"Ah." The brocade screamed.
"What's wrong?" It was always roaring. At a glance, it turned out that when the red ticket on the brocade shook to wake him up, the clothes covered with his lower body slipped down, revealing a miserable lower body. This is indeed a little exciting for a girl who hasn't eaten meat yet. I hope she won't regard this state as normal.
"Don't blindfold your eyes. There is no such plot in TV series now. Why are you pretending to be pure?
"No, it's not so disgusting on TV." Jinshang is embarrassed to say.
"It's a little disgusting." I took a look at the work of the red ticket. It's really miserable like 3 ripe beef. If I don't go to the hospital like this, I don't think I can keep it.
"What is that?" Jinshang finally found an unknown object at the foot of the table.
"It's the woman who just lingered with you." My tone is probably not very good, which can be seen from Jin Shang's face, but she avoided this topic.
"I know, I'm asking, what is it?"
"Oh, maybe it's a foxen." I guess.
"Isn't it a ghost?" Jin Shang asked.
"At first, I thought so, but you smelled such a heavy smell. Is it possible?"
"Isn't the fox spirit beautiful when people confuse people? What is this?" Jinshang curled his lips disdainfully. Maybe there was a strange smell in his mouth and wiped it with his hand, but the taste on his hands was not good. It must not taste good after touching each other for so long.
"Well, it's really not very good-looking. It doesn't even look like a person." I touched the beard's chin with my hand. "But you were very fierce just now. I took a picture of it. Do you want to have a look?" After saying that, he had to take out the mobile phone in his pocket.
"You..." Jinshang was in a hurry and was about to grab my mobile phone.
I hid from her and said, "I lied to you."
"I don't believe it." Insist that I show it to her. I can't give it to her.
I saw that it was indeed not in the mobile phone, so I was relieved to return it to me.
I installed my mobile phone and said, "Why don't you care about the life or death of the red ticket?"
"He deserves to mess with other women. Besides, my sister used to be a doctor. You are leisurely and should not be in danger.
"Smart is not life-threatening, but I didn't say he could keep it."
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Jinshang was so anxious that he quickly dialed 120.
When she put down the phone, I gestured to the unconscious fox spirit with my chin: "How to deal with this?"
"Sister, let's deal with it." Jinshang said irresponsibly and casually went to take care of the red ticket and covered his lower body again. What should I do?
called Brother Jiuzhi: "Brother Jiuzhi, if you are in some trouble, can you drive a car to... the door of the company? Yes, take two brothers."
In less than 10 minutes, Brother Jiuzhi came downstairs with his two younger brothers. The doorman notified him and let him go. I was not sure, so I found a large garbage port and put it up.
As soon as Brother Jiuzhi came in and saw such a messy scene, he didn't ask much. He instructed the little brother behind him to carry his pocket and go downstairs. I walked with them and left Jin Shang to take care of the red ticket. I guess I don't care much about my performance, and Jinshang is still very reassuring about the red ticket.
120 was really slow. When we went downstairs and stuffed our pockets into the minivan driven by Brother Jiu, we called all the way. I didn't care about the rest. I asked Brother Jiuzhi to drive the car directly to my house and carry it upstairs for me. I didn't ask the last word and left. It's righteous enough.
The black ticket has been unhappy since just now. He has been sitting on the sofa, holding hands, with a straight face, full of "unhappy."
He didn't care, consciously sat on the other side of the sofa and opened his pocket alone: "Come on, look at the aliens."
"Fart, what alien?" When I said this, I still sat next to me. Seeing that it was difficult for me to solve, I thought I was slow and took the initiative to reach out to help.
"What is this?" The black ticket pointed to the object on the ground and said.
"Alien."
"I'm serious."
"Fox spirit, it was caught from the red ticket."
"Uh." The black ticket is completely speechless.
"Really, what do you think?" I asked him for his opinion.
"What do you think?" Pret to be confused, right?
"What do I mean? Is it to catch, release or kill? After saying that, he also made a gesture of wiping his neck.
"Kill?" The black ticket jumped up: "Are you crazy? Killing people?"
"None. What kind of person do you kill? He is not a human being. Besides, don't I ask for your opinion? What a sinister thing this girl said to me.
Next is silence, endless silence. In the end, the black ticket still couldn't stand it: "What should I do, poor thing."
"I'm also thinking that although I say so, there are no dead people, so it doesn't kill people, right? Why don't we discuss with it and let it go as long as it doesn't harm people? But it seems that I couldn't communicate with it just now. It can't speak human language.
As he spoke, the fox woke up and looked at me with tears in his eyes. He could actually see the begging for mercy in his pupils.
"Go ahead and tear off the transparent tape on its mouth."
"Why should I go?" Although he said so, he still started to tear the tape on the fox's mouth.
With a bang, accompanied by a beast roar, I felt a pain in my cheeks.
"Can you understand what I'm saying now?" I tried to communicate with it.
It looked at me motionlessly and nodded invisibly just as I was about to give up.
This discovery makes me a little happy, and I can also communicate with non-human living things.
"Are you a fox?" I squatted and kept talking to it at the same level.
It just looked at me, and the tied solid body began to twist in a small range. With a unique rhythm, I suddenly felt why its hair was so soft and bright, which was beyond the beauty of human understanding. The familiar taste began to disperse...
Pa. I patted the sole of my shoe on its forehead, and it sounded, leaning down and secretly looking at me.
"Use this in front of me, but it didn't work just now. I haven't learned a lesson yet. Tell you to be honest, otherwise next time it won't be the sole of yours. If you see that kitchen knife, if you are always there, I will chop you into 12 pieces with that kitchen knife." There happened to be a kitchen knife on the coffee table to cut cantaloupe. A few days ago, I bought a cantaloupe luxuriously. There was no fruit knife at home, so I used a kitchen knife.
"Ask you again, is it a fox?" I put the kitchen knife in my hand.
"Roar."
"I don't understand what to say. Speak human words."
The answer to me is the low roar of the little beast.
"You turned against the sky and asked you to talk to people." It was so annoying that I stood up and kicked it with my feet.
The black ticket came to hold me: "Sister, she can't speak."
"I don't know how to get to KFC?"
"KFC?" The black ticket is very confusing.
"You don't understand. Don't stop me. If it doesn't open its mouth today, I will dig her eyes and dare to confuse me. It's enough to be bullied. Even a beast and animal bullied me. Then why am I still alive?" Angrily, he pointed to the fox spirit on the ground and said, "Speak to me quickly, otherwise, I have never eaten fox meat, and I can eat meat today."
Maybe it was scared by the momentum of my bitch scolding the street. It made a sound from its throat, swallowed a few saliva, and said with a sound of bone rubbing, "Yes."
I sat back on the sofa with the pleasure of victory.
"Why did you hurt that man tonight?" I don't talk nonsense and ask the key.
"I didn't." Maybe it's not comfortable to listen to the pronunciation in our ears.
"No, why did someone almost waste it for you?" I despise this kind of sophistry for myself the most.
"I don't know." The voice was low and could hardly be heard.
"I won't pursue this matter. As long as you go back, don't make trouble again." I don't want to kill either.
"Where are you going?" She looked at me with confusion.
"Go back to your own home. After all, it's not good for you to be like this, and it's not easy for you to be here..." I advise you to be painstakingly, because I'm not sure whether it is cultivated like the fox fairy in mythical stories or born like this.
"This is where I grew up. I really don't know where to go?"
"Did you grow up in this city?" Black ticket interrupts.
"Well, I have been wandering here until one day someone saw me poor eating in a fixed place every day, and then suddenly one day, I was able to leave and found him by the smell."
"The man tonight?" I asked.
"Hmm."
"You will kill him, you know?" I don't know the specific details, such as how to confuse people in the company, etc. Do you always have some special abilities?
"I don't know, it's an instinct. As long as others resist me, I will unconsciously..."
"Do you unconsciously confuse each other?" I went on.
It didn't speak anymore and defaulted.
"Do you know this society very well?" The black ticket suddenly said.
"Well, can you not understand after living for so long?"
Just as I was about to ask what to do next, my mobile phone rang and picked it up, and the Hedong lion roared.
"Sister, is that fox spirit with you?"
"Yes." The voice on the brocade was so loud that Comrade Fox shrunk his neck.
"Don't let her run away. Forget her cramps and skin her. The red ticket was almost useless. Wait, I'll be there..."