Chapter 51 The fairy becomes a yellow-faced woman
PS: The knife is back, ask for red tickets! Guys, give me some strength!
"Officer Zhuo, see the dragon..."
Nie Pan opened the door and asked Zhuo Qinglin if she had seen the little dragon girl. After seeing the people inside clearly, there was a burst of shock, and then a burst of warmth surged up all over her body. Looking at the busy little dragon girl, she couldn't help showing a warm smile on her face.
I saw that the dragon beauty, who was originally a fairy, was very embarrassed at this moment. Her face was a little dirty, and she was also stained with some grease, and the two tender and delicate jade hands were also covered with greasy. Her upper body is only wearing the white tight woolen sweater, with an apron around her waist. At this moment, she is frying eggs in the pan. Perhaps because she can't adjust the size of the gas stove valve, the fire is unusually strong, and the eggs in the pan have been fried black. There are two flints under the gas stove, and Nie Pan estimates that this should It should be the tool used by the little dragon girl to make fire.
Hearing the footsteps, the little dragon girl turned around and found that Nie Pan had entered the kitchen. Her eyes subconsciously showed apologies and panic. She hurriedly turned the eggs in the pot and said, "Uh... Honey, you're awake, I want to give it to you..."
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of the little dragon girl, Nie Pan was heartbroken. He hurried forward and closed the valve of the gas stove. He pulled the little dragon girl back and said, "Longer, look at how you tossed yourself. Don't do it..."
The little dragon girl bit her lip, lowered her head, and said with a disappointed face, "I'm sorry... I'm really useless. Last night, I saw that the food made by Zhuo Catcher in this room was so delicious. This morning, Longer woke up and had nothing to do, and you were late. I'm afraid that you would feel hungry when you woke up, so I wanted to give You make something to eat, but I can't do anything..."
Nie Pan took out the toilet paper from his pocket and carefully wiped the grease on his face and hands for the little dragon girl and said, "You have only been here for a few days. Naturally, you won't use the things in this world. If you are hungry, you can ask me to get up and make food for you. You see, you have turned yourself into a yellow-faced woman... "
Little Dragon Girl said a little aggrievedly, "Long'er is really upset to let you take care of me every day, so she wants to do what she can do. Who knows that I can't do anything. She is also a woman. The food cooked by Zhuo Catcher is so delicious, but I can't cook anything..."
"You used this to make fire?" Nie Pan threw the oily toilet paper into the paper basket, picked up two flints and asked in his hand.
"Uh-huh!"
The little dragon girl answered timidly, as if the little girl who had done something wrong, the previous calmness disappeared. It seems that no matter how strong a woman is, she will show weakness.
"Where did you get these two stones? It's really strange!" Nie Pan asked doubtfully.
The little dragon girl pointed to her own washed ancient costume on the sofa in the living room, which she wore before she knew Nie Pan. "This was used by Longer to take the fire in the ancient tomb before. After I washed the clothes, it was breaded in the clothes..."
"Oh, how do you know that this gas stove can make a fire?"
"When Long'er got up, he saw Zhuo Catcher cooking in this room, so he quietly observed outside, but he didn't know how she made the fire. After she left, I came in and wanted to try to make something for your husband. Who knew that I couldn't do anything. It took me a lot of effort to ignite the fire. If I hadn't hide it. Come on, I almost burned my hair..." The little dragon girl said with a depressed face.
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the little dragon girl, as if she had done something wrong, Nie Pan cherished it very much in his heart and took the little dragon girl's hand and said, "Let's go. Long'er is so smart. I will slowly teach you in the future, and you will do everything."
The little dragon girl nodded and said, "I'm worried about eating and living with you every day, so I want to learn to do something as soon as possible..."
"How can you eat and live for nothing? You are my master. You teach me martial arts. I care about your food and accommodation. It's a natural thing. Let's go, Longer... I'll take you to the bathroom to wash your face." Nie Pan took the little dragon girl's hand and walked out.
The little dragon girl looked at the black egg in the fried spoon reluctantly and said, "But, I made it..."
Nie Pan didn't say anything. He turned around and picked up the black egg with a spoon, and then stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it. Then he found that the reason why the egg was burnt. It turned out to be the egg that Long Meimei stirred first, and the oil was put in after the pot. Although it was bitter and astringent in his mouth, Nie Pan's heart was as sweet as drinking honey. General.
In any case, this is the first meal made by the "fairy aunt" herself. Nie Pan thought about it carefully, and it seems that there was no scene of the little dragon girl cooking for Yang in his memory.
"Delicious, delicious!"
Nie Pan swallowed a few fried eggs and praised the little dragon girl. He picked up a clove of garlic and stuffed it into his mouth to suppress the bitter taste.
Looking at Nie Pan's appearance, the little dragon girl couldn't see that he ate it hard. She shook her head slightly and sighed, "Honey, why do you have to be a teacher? If you don't do well, you don't do it well. You don't have to be so difficult for yourself..."
Nie Pan took the little dragon girl to the bathroom, mixed the warm water in the washbasin, and then motioned Long Meimei to wash her face and hands. "This is your first time to do it. It's already very good to do it. If it takes time, you will definitely become a good wife in the kitchen..."
"A good wife?"
The little dragon girl was stunned. This question was too far away for her. She had never thought about it, as if she had never thought that she would travel before, she said silently, "Whose good wife am I?" As the third generation of the ancient tomb school, can I be a man's wife? If a man is willing to sacrifice his life for us, he will allow me to enter the mortal world, but is there such a man? ...Isn't it? Mr. Nie, right? ...If I can really be a good wife, I hope to be..."
"Longer, what are you thinking? Wash your face quickly, or the water will be cold..."
"Uh...it's nothing!"
Nie Pan's urging interrupted the little dragon girl's thoughts. Long Meimei answered and hurriedly rubbed the cleaning liquid on her face according to Nie Pan's instructions.
Nie Pan leaned against the door of the bathroom and looked at the little dragon girl washing her face. There was a burst of warmth in his heart. This look was really like a young couple living at home. At this moment, Nie Pan even hoped that there were only two of them in the world, and never anyone would destroy this tranquility.
"Ha ha, Longer, this is the men's cleanser I use... After dinner, I will take you to the supermarket to buy some women's cosmetics, such as facial cleanser, skin care, moisturizing, bathing, and..." Nie Pan said, "Hey hey" and smiled.
The little dragon girl quickly washed her face and hands, picked up a towel to wipe her face, and asked, "What else?"
Nie Pan smiled a little YD: "Hey hey... It's just a sanitary napkin and..." and said, drawing on his chest.
The conscience of heaven and earth, don't look at my smile, but when I say this, my heart is absolutely pure...
The ancient tomb where the little dragon girl grew up is not so serious about the taboo between men and women, so there is nothing wrong with her face. She already knows what Nie Pan's "breaster" is, but she doesn't know what sanitary napkins are, "What are sanitary napkins?" What's the use of it?"
Nie Pan scratched his scalp and thought for a while. He felt that this problem was more difficult: "Menstruation is just menstruation... Do you know? Did you use it when you came to your period?
"Oh, what's the moon? Moon cakes? When my aunt came, she used it... Is it food?" Long Meimei was even more confused.
Nie Pan's giant sweat: "It's not food, it's used, it's what you women used at that time... By the way, it's what you used when you were in Tiankui**..." Nie Pan finally remembered this word in a hurry.
The little dragon girl's heart is like water, and she looks at men and women very lightly. At this moment, when she hears Nie Pan's words, her face can't help blushing slightly: "Oh... So it's this. Is there anything such ugly for sale?"
Nie Pan waved his hand and said with a very disapproving look, "Hey... What's not good? Now that the society is open, it is very important to solve women's physiological problems. What can't be sold, and it's very comfortable to put it in..."
Nie Pan said and imitated the tone of the "Sophie" advertisement on TV: "I can't be happy without you~-----Sophie's elasticity!"
Out of the bathroom, Nie Pan hurriedly found his own skin cream and gave it to the little dragon girl and rubbed it on her face. After the little dragon girl followed Nie Pan's instructions, she couldn't help praising, "This thing is really wonderful. It feels much more comfortable to put it on her face."
Nie Pan looked at the little dragon girl's white, jade-like and smooth skin and wondered in his heart: I just don't know why the fairy aunt's skin is so good with skin care products. I'm afraid it's because of the internal protection on her body. This martial arts is really a good thing..."
He sat down on the sofa and stretched out. Nie Pan picked up the note on the coffee table and took a closer look. It turned out that it was left by Zhuo Qinglin. Then he remembered that he forgot to ask Zhuo Qinglin's whereabouts. "Long'er, did the female catcher leave? When did you leave?"
"I guess it's been an hour. When I got up, she was cooking, and then after dinner, she said she was going to go to court..."
Nie Pan was stunned: "On the court?"
"Yes, it seems that I remember what she said was going to the court. Is it because you, the chief catcher, have a big official position and you actually want to go to the court to worship the emperor?" Long Meimei vowed to say.
Nie Pan thought about it for a long time before he suddenly realized and patted his thigh and said, 'Hey... Did you mean to go to work? Now that this society is a democratic country, there is no holy minister..."
"Uh...hehe, yes, it's a mistake for the teacher. It's about going to work."
Long Meimei's red face is pink and cute. Nie really wants to kiss her little face, but she absolutely can't act recklessly and has to give up.
Nie Pan opened the note left by Zhuo Qinglin and saw that it was neatly written: Brother, sister knows that you don't like me. I don't come back when I go to work during the day and at night. I won't come back to disturb you anymore. However, I have made it clear to you. As the saying goes, looking at a person's mind and looking at his eyes, my sister sees integrity and stubbornness in your eyes. My sister believes that you are not a narrow-minded person. I hope you don't blame Aunt Su anymore. If you blame me, just blame me... Also, I think there are some reasons for Uncle Nie's death. Strange, I don't care what you think, or what you deliberately hide from your sister. If you don't trust your sister, I must investigate this matter alone... Finally, take care, and pay more attention to contraceptive measures... I don't want to be an aunt so early, hee hee...
After reading it, Nie Pan first felt relaxed. When he saw the last few lines, he sweated in his heart again: "I wipe it, I want to take contraceptive measures, but I don't have this courage!" Do you want to be an aunt, too? Just be my aunt. Anyway, one is also an aunt, and two are also aunts. Nie Pan's "aunts" are more and better. All the beautiful girls all over the world, come and be my aunts!