Chapter 288 Answer it, teenager!

Hearing Li Mochou say that he wanted to compete with himself for martial arts, Nie Pan almost buried his head in the bowl and pretended not to hear what she said. Otherwise, if he really started, it would be estimated that the little woman could make herself half defeated, and Nie Pan could consider the kung fu of competing.

Those who know the current affairs are handsome. Although Nie Pan's kung fu is awesome in this world, Li Mochou is not a good master. If he really ignores all factors, Nie Pan knows that Li Mochou will easily end his life like a flower like a fly to death. Nie Pan doesn't want to be brave for a moment and send you in vain. Qing's life, bowed his head and decisively ignored Li Mochou's proposal.

Li Mochou pulled the noodles and egg strips in the bowl into his mouth, patted the table with the uninjured arm and said, "Hey... Call you, isn't your master one of the top ten masters in the world? I, the fairy, hurt one arm, which is not bullying you. I only use one arm to fight with you. If you can take me ten moves, you will win! In this way, I believe that the little dragon girl can become a top master in the future. If you don't dare, even if you fart, you must apologize to me, let the later re-rank on this paper, and rank the little dragon girl and Yang Guo to the last place!"

"Little Dragon Girl didn't teach me martial arts. What can I fight with you? To be precise, she didn't teach me much martial arts. I just learned a little skin, which does not represent the real level of Long'er's apprentice. You'd better ask Yang Guo to learn martial arts. In line with the fine tradition of respecting teachers and teaching, I can't compete with the famous red fairy. Nie Pan continued to bury his head and eat noodles, pretending to ignore Li Mochou's provocation. In fact, he did not dare to fight. Of course, you did not dare to fight.

"What? You have been together for half a year, and she didn't teach you much martial arts? So what do you practice?" Li Mochou asked unrelentingly.

Nie Pan shrugged his shoulders, frowned, and began to use his kung fu: "Of course, I'm a kung fu! To tell you the truth, at this point, I have been perfect and have reached the peak. Even the Eastern Evil, Western Poison, Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar are probably not as good as me. In this regard, I can be called the first person in the world. This is all the credit of your dragon sister. If the fairy wants to compete with me in this regard, Xiaosheng is happy to serve. Accompany. As for the way to learn from each other, I think it's better to forget it. We might as well go to see the ants moving!"

Li Mochou was furious when he heard Nie Pan's nonsense. From the moment Nie Pan knew him, he had been flirting with him. Although what Nie Pan said now was half exaggerated and half the truth, Li Mochou thought that he was a talkative woman. He really didn't believe that his sister had had sex with this playgirl. His left hand He slapped Nie Pan's face and fanned, "The bold and frivolous apprentice dares to flirt with the elders. Let me discipline you well for your master!"

Take other people's hands short and eat other people's soft mouths! Although Li Mochou didn't take Nie Pan's things, he ate it, so his hands couldn't harden up. This palm only used 30% force, and it was still across the table in the middle. Nie Panyi bowed his head and could dodge away. Otherwise, although Li Mochou's palm looked at the thin skin and tender meat, as smooth as condensed fat, if it was really slapped on his face by a big mouth, it would be absolutely uncomfortable.

Nie Pan was shocked, took a step back and put on a defensive posture. He pretended to shout, "Hey... I said, the female devil, don't be crazy, okay? Do you think I'm really afraid of you? If you annoy me, don't blame me for using my unique trick to kill you!"

"Hmm... What's your trick with your three-legged cat's kung fu? Don't squatter people here. I'm afraid even my apprentices Hong Lingbo and Lu Wushuang can't beat you. Li Mochou said with glaring eyes, and then put his injured arm in his chest, pinched a formula with one palm in the other hand, turned around Nie Pan, and prepared a small punishment for this slippery boy.

"Hey, I said you still don't believe it. My unique trick is written on the paper in the room where I sleep. If you don't believe it, you can see for yourself. Otherwise, you will suffer losses later. Don't blame me for not reminding you." Nie Pan gestured, like Huang Feihong from Foshan, and like a god of jumping god. Anyway, how can he show his own pretending to be a ghost?

"Oi, wait, I'll take a look!"

Li Mochou's body flashed. Nie Pan had not seen clearly whether she was walking or floating. His eyes were just a blink of an eye. Li Mochou had returned to his eyes, holding the "Shendiao Jianghu Ranking List" made by Nie Pan's whole night's painstaking efforts. Nie Pan has to admit that at present, Li Mochou's light skill is indeed better than the little dragon girl.

"N Nie Pan, your unique trick is to pick up girls? What kind of kung fu is this? Li Mochou was confused again, plus a black line on his head.

"This is a powerful martial arts that is as famous as the Jiuyin Zhenjing, which is more powerful than the Jade Girl Heart Sutra of your ancient tomb school. If the fairy wants to know the context of the dragon, sit down and listen to me slowly for you."

Nie Pan's purpose of pretending to be a ghost was finally achieved. Li Mochou was fooled by him. As expected, he obediently followed Nie Pan out of the dining room, and the two sat opposite each other on the sofa in the living room.

"Speak quickly, if you dare to believe that the female yellow deceives me, you will feel good. If you annoy me, I will let you taste the taste of the ice silver needle." Li Mochou raised his left hand, reminding Nie Pan not to think that he was easy to deceive.

"Um...cough...this..."

Nie Pan's brain rotates like a top, and I don't know what to say after thinking about it. Anyway, this woman won't kill me at present, so I'll just talk nonsense!

"The bubbler, the left is water, and the right is the bag, that is, a large bag-shaped vessel is full of water, which is called a bubble! Girls, women, whether beautiful and ugly women, old women and young women, are all girls. The combination of the two words means to soak a woman in water, soak the front and the back, and the top and bottom. In short, you must soak the girl clean and leave no traces. If necessary, you can use magnolia oil, Avon, etc. Auxiliary supplies..."

"Then where?" Li Mochou asked stupidly and naively.

Nie Panqiang suppressed his smile and said solemnly, "Then... then go up!" I held a long gun and went forward bravely, with lightning speed, the momentum of Mount Tai pressing the top, with the old man's cart style, with Guanyin sitting on the stage, with **... In short, I have to use all the postures I can think of to deal with this snow-white girl, and then let her float under my powerful attack. I can't stop. The more beautiful the girl is, the stronger my combat effectiveness will be. It is even possible to score twice, and it is not impossible to stage a hat trick. It is best to be a best girl like a fairy, so that I can develop this big * method of picking up girls to the extreme. In a word, in a word, this set of magic skills to pick up girls can deal with any woman from ancient times to the present. As long as you take your clothes and take it out, you can kill any woman in seconds!"

After listening to Nie Pan's saliva and endless grand talk, Li Mochou's face was almost purple with anger. Although she came from the world 800 years ago and didn't understand Nie Pan's modern vernacular, she had a lingering past with Lu Zhanyuan, and it was also an experienced person. How could she not understand the yellow joke in Nie Pan's mouth?

A handsome mature woman's face has long been purple and red, and the red is still red, as if like a mature woman who has been provoked to lust, her chest is also trembling with breath, and there is no charm!

"Hey, why are you looking at me like this? A gentleman doesn't do anything!" Nie Pan was shocked and subconsciously got up and jumped on the sofa, posing in a defensive posture with his palms.

"Yes, the gentleman doesn't do anything, but you forget one thing. I'm the female demon you claim. I'm going to teach you a lesson today, a frivolous little thief!" Li Mochou shook his left palm and showed the first style of his red magic palm, and he was going to go crazy to K this apprentice!

"Help, Longer, help, help!"

Looking at the female demon coming up aggressively, Nie Pan was scared. Although she knew that her life was not in danger for the time being, her handsome face, which fascinated the girl, was flattened by the female demon's head and swollen like a mushroom. How can she go out to see people?

"Hum... You shouted through your throat and no one came to save you. Who made you so cheap? Today, no matter what, I'm going to discipline you for your master!" Li Mochou came up gloomyly.

"Damn it, it seems that I can't control you, the female demon, if I don't use my killer!" Nie Pan shouted and pretended to be ready to come out of the bottom of the box.

"Ok, you used your killer to let me have a look!" Li Mochou slowly forced Nie Pan like a cat and mouse.

"You, you are shameless... Why do you take off your trousers?"

Li Mochou was shocked by Nie Pan's behavior. Although she was no longer a girl, she was not a frivolous woman. She was really shocked by Nie Pan's move and couldn't help stepping back a few steps.

Seeing that Nie Pan made a move, he couldn't help but be proud. He hung his trousers between his knees and carried the upper corner of his boxer underwear in both hands and said proudly, "No matter what the move is, as long as you can retreat from the enemy. If you hurt me again, I will show my sword, haha... You know how powerful I am!"

Li Mochou suddenly sneered, took out a small pencil knife-like dagger from his wide sleeves, and flashed in his hand: "Do you think I haven't seen a man? You use the way to deal with girls against me, the female demon. You are really stupid and naive. You are so wrong! Do you have the ability to take it off? I don't mind helping you with a small operation to turn you into a eunuch. I want to lose what makes you show off. It shouldn't have any impact on your brain, right? Because the eunuchs in my previous world were very smart, I don't think this will have much impact on helping me find a way to travel back to the past. Let's take it, teenager!"