Chapter 308 A man who is pushed back can't afford to be hurt
"What kind of shit is this? The person is so uncomfortable that I don't wear it. I'll give it back to you!"
With Li Mochou's roar, a piece of clothing hangs directly on Nie Pan's ears. Strictly speaking, it is not a dress, but a special product for women.
"Hee hee... But your shape is quite beautiful. I think you can just hang it on your ears all day in the future. I guarantee that it will be eye-catching wherever you go..."
Looking at Nie Pan's so-called "bra" hanging on his ears, this funny appearance made Li Mochou laugh. First, he pulled down the red T-shirt on his body to cover his straight breasts, and then covered his mouth and laughed. At this time, the murderous "red fairy" did not look so horrible.
Tomorrow, I'm going to take Li Mochou on the road to find the little dragon girl. Nie Pan estimated that Li Mochou was wearing this ancient costume that looked like a Taoist robe. Walking outside must be the focus of the crowd. In order to reduce unnecessary trouble, Nie Pan specially took Li Mochou to the mall this afternoon to buy a few. Clothes and shoes.
After returning home, he finally persuaded Li Mochou to take off his ancient costume. Unexpectedly, there was something wrong with his "chest" in the end. After Li Mochou tried on the red 36D cup, he threw it on Nie Pan's head without hesitation, so the previous scene appeared...
Looking at the tie hanging on his ear, this is a BRA bought for "Boba Fairy". Now it is hung on his ear without mercy. Nie Pan shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said to himself, "If you don't wear it, don't wear it. Anyway, I'm full of benevolence!"
After experiencing the inhuman "reverse push tragedy", Nie Pan came to a conclusion that Li Nuoyou know herself, including the "Nambawan" in the women who have been pushed down and those who have not been pushed down. Of course, it only refers to a certain body part of them...
Thinking of this, Nie Pan still feels that he should persuade "Li Boba" again. He has been more than 30 people, and it is rare to be so strong and towering. Isn't it a pity that it will be deformed because he doesn't pay attention to protecting it? ......
"Sister, this is the famous brand BRA that I bought with hundreds of yuan. You threw it to me so rudely. It's really a dog bit Lv Dongbin. I don't know the hearts of people..." Nie Pan took off the 36D cup from his ears with an innocent face, expressing his grief and indignation. ......
Looking at the best 36D goods of "Li Boba", the appearance and feel are good. Nie Pan is unwilling to see it change shape because of lack of protection. It is called a violent thing. He decided to continue to persuade Li Mochou until she wears it.
Nie Pan held the tie of the bra in his hand, shook the 36D cup in front of Li Mochou's eyes, and then recited the benefits that BRA can bring to Li Mochou with his eyes closed: "Wearing a bra can promote the blood circulation in the breast * room, prevent the sagging of the breast * room, and reduce the damage during exercise. The most important thing is to beautify the chest. * Type, it's better to look better when wearing clothes, so that women become more confident, and can help women's chest development..."
This is Nie Pan's "speaking" on Baidu in order to convince Li Mochou. As the saying goes, "internal affairs are not determined to ask the ferry, and foreign affairs are not determined to ask the hook". Of course, the bra belongs to "internal affairs". Of course, it has to be ferry.
After listening to Nie Pan's words, Li Mochou seemed to be a little moved: "Are you telling the truth? Can this thing really have such a big effect?
"Can you go out and have a look? The beautiful woman on the street doesn't wear this thing? Besides, you jump around every day. If you don't protect them well, sooner or later, you will make them saggy. At that time, Xu Niang will be half old, and the charm will be gone: it is a miracle that there is no deformation now. Nie Pan pulled his bra back and forth in his hand and continued to attack his heart.
Li Mochou said proudly, "I have magical skills to protect my body, even when I reach fifty, my body is the same, and I won't be as wrinkled as those old women."
"It's always good to pay more attention to protection. It's beneficial and harmless. You will feel comfortable after wearing it for a while. It's normal to feel a little tight when you wear it for the first time." Nie Pan said and stuffed the bra into Li Mochou's hand.
"Okay. Help me put it on!" Li Mochou decisively took off the T-shirt and waited for Nie Pan to wear a bra on his upper body.
Nie Pan had no choice but to help Li Mochou put it on. He was not shy, but he always felt ashamed of the little dragon girl.
"Uh... You turned your head and didn't look at me. Am I that ugly?" Seeing Nie Pan like this, Li Mochou was furious.
"I'm Long'er's husband. It's not right to take you to buy these clothes, but now it's even more wrong to wear them for you..." After Nie Pan dressed Li Mochou, he quickly turned around and prepared to pack his luggage.
"You are not allowed to assume that you are a dragon girl in front of me in the future!"
With a cavity of anger, Li Mochou sent an internal force from Nie Pan's back to point Nie Pan's acupuncture point, and then carried Nie Pan into the bedroom, "In the future, as long as it is this girl, I will grab everything!"
"Witch, what are you going to do?" Nie Pan asked helplessly, Yaya, it seems that it will be pushed back again tonight. Are I selling ***?
"What are you doing, you know!"
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After the rain, Nie was pushed back again. Although the process was very cool, the whole combination process was enjoyed below, but although the body was cool, he was not psychologically uncomfortable. He was pushed back every day. Is TMD still a man?
"It seems that there is no dignity without martial arts. No, I have to practice martial arts!" Nie Pan swore secretly in his heart and regretted even more why he didn't pester the little dragon girl to practice martial arts, but pestered her to practice ** kung fu every day...
The acupuncture point has been untied, and Nie Pan turned over and sat up: "Li Mochou, I have decided that I like you from now on..."
"Uh... No way? The change is so fast. What kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? Li Mochou asked suspiciously while wearing clothes.
"I think it's still good for you. It makes me drunk every day, but the little dragon girl forces me to practice martial arts every day. She said that after I learn her martial arts, I will be invincible in the world. In fact, I don't want to learn martial arts. I'm so tired. I just want to practice this kind of kung fu with her every day. Now it still looks It's you who are good to me, and you've never forced me to practice martial arts..." Nie Pan said tentatively. Since Li Mochou is competing with the little dragon girl for everything, will he rush to teach himself martial arts?
"Is that true?" Li Mochou wondered for a moment and patted his white thigh and said, "Since this girl is forcing you to practice martial arts, I will also let you learn my martial arts. Don't learn from her in the future. I will help you practice my 'red refining palm' now!"
"Okay!" Nie Pan was overjoyed and promised to get ready to get dressed.
"What a fart..." Li Mochou looked at Nie Pan neatly and smiled: "Do you think this fairy is so easy to coax like the little dragon girl? If you use a trick, you think that this fairy will be fooled by you? It's so funny..."
Nie Pan couldn't help sweating a lot. He muttered in his heart with some frustration: TMD, I'm too anxious. I should have a bitter hatred for practicing martial arts. How can I clap my legs? Mo Chou is a veteran who walks in the world here. He is meticulous, cunning and treacherous. It's useless for her to deal with Long'er. Look. You have to be careful when dealing with this woman in the future...
"But, I still decided to pass on my martial arts to you, but don't think that I'm trapped by you, but I want to take away everything from the little dragon girl, so I also want to take her apprentice..." Li Mochou walked to the living room neatly and greeted Nie Pan: "Put on your clothes and come with me. Pass on some basic skills to you first..."
Nie Pan was ecstatic in his heart. You said that you saw through my tricks. In the end, you didn't want to teach me martial arts. In fact, you were indirectly tricked. It doesn't matter. As long as you can learn martial arts, I must work hard this time, just so that I can't be casually pushed back in the future...
In the living room, Li Mochou solemnly guided Nie Pan to practice martial arts. Nie Pan made an incomparable investment this time and practiced according to Li Mochou's guidance.
The moon outside the window has moved from the east to the west, and Li Mochou has gone to bed. Nie Pan was still practicing hard in the living room. From the mental method of internal skills, to the lifting of light martial arts, to the martial arts skills, he practiced like he was intoxicated, as if he was tireless, in order not to be casually pushed back in the future...
You can't afford to hurt the man who is pushed back every day!