177. The master is really awesome
ps: Today's completion... The update tomorrow may be late, because tomorrow will be on the road for a period of time. I will try my best to save the manuscript and update it regularly. Of course, if I can get up early in the morning, I can set two chapters.
A man asked himself if he was handsome. Chen Xu's first reaction was to frown. Although he really didn't want to admit that the man was quite handsome, wearing a white robe and looked at it was quite coquettish, but Chen Xu didn't know the man, and Chen Xu was immediately unhappy to hear that the man called him his apprentice. I mean.
"Handsome dick!"
Cold scene!
Chu Jinyun's old face turned black. If it were someone else, they might not know what his apprentice meant, but he had paid attention to this apprentice for a long time. Naturally, he knew what the last two words of this sentence were.
The man's ** describes his handsomeness. Chu Jinyun feels that there seems to be something wrong. The thing in the man's crotch can be described as thick, but it can never be described as handsome. If it is described as handsome, it is impossible to guarantee that there will be such a scene. The Taoist couple under others hummed when they are grunted. "You are so thick", "You are so big", "You are so fierce"... Then when you had sex with the Taoist couple, the Taoist couple under you said "Your so handsome"... What kind of handsome method is this?
Chu Jinyun's figure flashed and appeared in front of Chen Xu. He looked at his apprentice with a black face and said angrily, "It's so rude to see you as a teacher!"
Chen Xu is also puzzled at this moment. Seeing the handsome man in front of him, he feels that he can't get in touch with the sloppy master. It's like a beggar and a prince. Although there is a relationship between him, he can't wait for him!
Chen Xu's face also turned black and said, "If you dare to pretend to be my master again... let Xiaobai castrate you!"
Chu Jinyun's face was really dark this time. The paralyzed apprentice really didn't know himself, and then Chu Jinyun suddenly realized that it was hairy and finally remembered it. He quickly patted his forehead and said, "A mistake, look at this again!"
Half of the book floated directly towards Chen Xu, and Chen Xu grabbed the strange one and looked down...
"Apprentice, this is the first time the master asked you to see something. Do you still remember this?" Chu Jinyun said with a black face.
Chen Xu lowered his head and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He opened the first page paraly and knew what it was.
"Detailed explanation of Guanyin sitting lotus..."
Thinking that there was still little Lori standing beside him, Chen Xu decisively covered the book in order to maintain his pure image, but even so, little Lori still saw the title clearly and asked directly, "What is Guanyin sitting lotus?"
Chen Xu suddenly had a black line, and his heart was full of the dog who was suspected to be his master. He explained with a slightly serious face, "This is the supreme power of Buddhism. I will find a chance to teach you in the future!"
The little monk beside him frowned slightly and thought about whether the supreme magic power of Buddhism had the idea of Guanyin sitting lotus, but the little monk did not need to frip his fingers at the Buddhist scriptures under the guidance of the bald master. He thought that when he saw the master, he would ask the master if he knew what the magic power of Guanyin sitting lotus was.
"Are you really my master?" Chen Xu looked at Chu Jinyun with a strange expression and then said, "My master is an old man, and he looks worse than you. You suddenly popped out and said that it was my master. I'm a little doubtful that there are a lot of liars these days. To be honest, what the hell are you doing?"
Chu Jinyun's face turned black to the bottom of the pot, especially Chen Xu's sentence that my master is more ugly than you. Paralyzed is simply a rumor, a slander, and a red fruit jealousy!
As for cheating? Chu Jinyun was a little angry with the apprentice's IQ. He was paralyzed by a fairy to deceive you, a guy who hasn't been weaned?
Bai Qi also wanted to remind Chen Xu that there was really no need to lie to you, but in front of such a fairy, Baiqi had to be treated carefully in his heyday, and now he dares not be careless at all. Especially when he felt the magnificent fairy spirit in the other party, Bai Qi was suddenly afraid, even if Knowing that this guy may be Chen Xu's master, he won't do it to himself, but he is still afraid.
As for Long Lie, he was trembling under Bai Qi... Bai Qi shouted unjustly: Long really didn't do anything!
"Do I need to lie to you? Son of a bitch, save face for the master in front of so many people, or the master will kill you later!" Chu Jinyun was a little angry and whispered.
Fee that the other party has a familiar air machine. Chen Xu also believes that this product is probably his master, but the problem is that Chen Xu can't stand such a transformation. He is full of questions to ask, but looking at this guy's eyes seem to be threatening him, Chen Xu immediately came 180 degrees. With a change of attitude, he knelt on the ground and quickly shouted, "The disciple pays a visit to the master!"
This time, the little Lori standing beside Chen Xu was dumbfounded, and Zhou Wuji was also a little dumbfounded. She looked strangely at Chen Xu kneeling on the ground with his buttocks, not to mention how respectful.
Chu Jinyun doesn't care what others think, but he is very satisfied with this apprentice, especially the speed of his apprentice's cultivation is too fast. How long has it been since he hasn't seen him, and his cultivation has reached the purple mansion, and his foundation seems to be very strong, even he can't see through it.
"Get up..."
"Master, look at my current family, don't you always mean anything!" Chen Xu didn't understand what respect is. He directly got up and pointed to a group of cats and dogs around him, licked his face and stepped forward and said.
Chu Jinyun's old face suddenly turned black again. He looked at Chen Xu bitterly, stretched out his finger and pointed to Chen Xu... Then he suddenly said angrily, "Do you still need me to invite you personally if you don't come out! Get out of here for a breath!"
Brush, brush, brush, brush, brush!
Seven or eight figures appeared in mid-air. They were all old people with crane-haired and childlike faces. They didn't look calm. Some were just nervous and did not dare to hold them big at all. They fell to the ground together and said respectfully to Chu Jinyun, "I've met Elder Chu!"
As a result, Chu Jinyun didn't look at these people and turned his back to the crowd: "It's the first time for you guys to see my apprentice today. Do you have any gifts to give me? If you give them, get out of here quickly. Don't give them..."
"There is a forbidden treasure armor in Xiaodao, but he has not found a suitable candidate in the hands of Xiaodao. Now when he sees Mr. Chen, he suddenly feels that this treasure armor is related to Mr. Chen."
"There is no such unintended treasure as Bao Dao. Some of them are lucky enough to get a trace of six flavors of real fire in the fairy ruins in those years. The alchemy alchemy is easy to use, and now it is given to Mr. Chen."
"The poor road has a sword..."
......
Now Chen Xu was immediately dumbfounded. When he saw the treasures taken out in the hands of seven or eight old people in front of him, he was a little suspicious of whether he was dreaming. He didn't even react, so he put these things away confusedly and looked a little dull.
Chu Jinyun then looked back at these old guys and said leisurely, "Actually, I'm very talkative, and I'm the most reasonable. Do you know that?"
Seven or eight old people nodded together, and the smile on their faces was called far-fetched. One by one, you are indeed reasonable, but it has always been reasonable for anyone whose fist is big. Except for the ancestor of the Wu family, I guess no one in the whole world of cultivation can talk about you!
Of course, this can't be said, otherwise who knows if the devil will go crazy and clean himself up. I just hope that the devil can get rid of it as soon as possible so that he can breathe a sigh of relief.
"Okay, the gift has also been given. Will you continue to stay or have something to leave?" Chu Jinyun raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Poverty Tao suddenly remembered that there was still a elixir at home that was about to be released, so he said goodbye without disturbing Elder Chu!"
"Walk!"
"The granddaughter-in-law of a poor family is about to give birth. Elder Chu, you see..."
"Walk!"
"The poor road is 3600 years old today, and the descendants of the family are ready to go back to the poor road. Elder Chu, do you think I can also walk?"
nodded!
Chen Xu is completely awake now. He looked at the old men a little dumbfoundedly, licking his face and thinking about finding a reason to ask his master if he could walk. Chen Xu suddenly felt that his ** life had a goal: not to be awesome, but to surpass the master!
The reason for this old man was also painful enough, and one of them even said that his stomach was uncomfortable, which made Chen Xu slanderous.
Everyone in the main mansion of Haiwang City was driven away, leaving only Chu Jinyun and his apprentice and a few little Lori. Chen Xu slowly recovered from the shock and said a little distressed, "Master, you seem to be awesome!"
Chu Jinyun nodded and said proudly, "People like the master are eye-catching wherever they go, and every time they think of the master, they are very distressed."
With that, he shook his head and sighed, as if he was very bitter. Chen Xu suddenly couldn't stand it. He muttered in his heart that he was struck by lightning, and then looked up at the sky and found that there were still white clouds in the sky, Tianhe hanging, and there was no thunder and lightning at all.
"Master, won't you die if you pretend?" Chen Xu curled his lips and continued, "Master, do you have any tricks? You see that we have a good relationship. Maybe we will send you to the end in the future. What tips do you have? In the future, if I eat meat, you will definitely have soup."
"No! Master, I was born to be so awesome!" In a faint response, Chu Jinyun felt that he had expounded the fact that he was really awesome with his behavior, and he no longer knew what awesomeness was.
Chen Xu suddenly continued to be speechless, holding back for a long time and finally said, "Master, it's thundering!"