300. Danteng of alchemy
ps: The number of words today is a little less, about a few hundred words less. I will make it up in a few days... It will be updated tomorrow night. In a few days, I will try to adjust the time and change it to one chapter at noon and one chapter in the evening...
In the chaotic turbulence, a sound of dang spread, and from time to time there was a greeting, such as fucking, his grandmother's, his grandmother's, his sister's, his sister's... Anyway, the greetings were all women, and the voice was absolutely male.
A red copper elixir furnace above its head, the red light drooped down and protected a figure in it. From time to time, chaotic turbulence hit the falling red light of the elixir furnace, making a popping sound, which was extremely dull. Then there were ripples, like sudden ripples on the surface of the water, but some chaotic turbulence hit the red Only on the Tongdan stove will there be a sound of bangs.
The owners who dare to wander in the forbidden land of the North Sea have awesome attributes!
In the red light, the person is a teenager, wearing a big red robe with a gold edge. As for the robe, it is embroidered with a huge golden gourd. What's more, the teenager's head is also a gourd. Not to mention that the teenager is fat, like a big ball, completely full of Yue Song Your Highness has a fight.
If Chen Xu sees this guy, he guess he has to stare out two eyes, and then spit out a sentence: "Little fat gourd!"
The main reason is that although the little fat man looks strong, he is absolutely fat and has no muscles. It is said that King Kong is bragging, but it is better to say that the fat man is real.
The fat man is an alchemist, and his name is a little indecent, but Grandpa Fatty said that the most awesome Wu's name is indecent, but it can't stop him from being awesome. Grandpa, I'll give you an indecent name, which means that you will be as awesome as that Wu or something in the future, so that Grandpa can also get involved. Light.
The fat man was very impressed when he didn't go out before. He felt that his grandfather really thought about himself, but then his face turned black when he went out and muttered that this immortal gave me such a bad name!
When he went back again, the fat man and the old man were very noisy. He had to change his name without saying anything. As a result, the fat man was a little unprepared. After arguing with the old man for a long time, the old man was directly angry. Without saying a word, he grabbed the fat man and beat him severely, and screamed the fat man. Finally, he did not to say anything. The matter of changing the name is still called Dan Teng!
"If you don't die, just leave. If you don't leave your fairy treasure to my grandson, it's really a shit. Even if you don't leave the fairy treasure, it's okay. My elixir stove can still be used, but you have to prepare some medicinal materials for me. As a result, you were forced to fly up with a stick, and the bird shit didn't stay with me! Fuck!" The fat man cursed as he walked. Others practiced directly and meditated. Maybe the realm will break through, but his Danteng's physique is a little special, and his cultivation skills are more special. He can only improve his cultivation through alchemy. Originally, when he was old and immortal, Danteng could still be lazy and find alchemy materials. The old man just had to help, but the old man was pointed at by a stick and flew up directly without even leaving a word, which made Dan Teng very depressed.
The old guy didn't leave anything, but left a remnant of the elixir, which recorded some strange elixirs and a strange skills. The old guy said that this thing was predestined to him, so he was taught the strange skills by the old man since he was a child. , so that there is no way to practice other skills now, so I can only practice alchemy.
Danteng can only rely on alchemy to improve his cultivation, and the refined elixir is not an ordinary elixir. It is an elixir recorded on the remnants of the divine elixir. Some old guys even have read the elixirs that hurt the chrysanthemums. Danteng has refined Du Erdan since he was a child, which is the simplest elixir recorded on the remnants of the elixir. He practiced 9080 in one breath. With a furnace of Erdan, he refined 810 Duerdan, which raised his cultivation to the perfection of the Dharma phase. If he continued to refine, Danteng found that his cultivation had no more, so he had to start preparing to refine the second simple elixir: Xianren elixir!
The refining of fairy elixir has something to do with immortals. It needs a material called fairy grass that grows on dead fairies, and this fairy grass can only grow on the bodies of immortals that have been dead for thousands of years, which is extremely rare. The old guy has always thought that this thing may not exist in the world of cultivation.
But Danteng really has nothing to do now. If he can't refine the immortal elixir, his cultivation will be stuck in the Dharma world for a lifetime, and there is no way to break through to immortality in the future. In order to improve his cultivation, he also has to refine the immortal elixir.
The material needed to refine the immortal elixir is fairy grass. Gu Che inquired about the news of the fairy grass through Baixiao Building, and was scolded by the little girl in the reception hall, because this thing was not recorded in Baixiao Building at all. The girl felt that the fat man was making fun of herself and making fun of herself.
Danteng, of course, is not a fool. He patted his forehead and finally remembered that the old man said that even immortals may not know this thing, but the immortals know that the little girl in the reception hall of Baixiaolou, but Jindanjing, how could he know such a valuable thing as fairy grass? Danteng changed his question painfully and asked When asked where the place that could make the immortals fall, he soon learned that the place where the immortals were killed in the North Sea was forbidden, so he rolled in without stopping.
He has been in the North Sea for more than half a month, and he hasn't even seen a person. More importantly, Dan Teng found that he was lost, so he began to scold him every day. As for who to scold, it may be the first time he went out to fool Wang Er Mazi, who was silver on his body, but Wang Er Mazi's sister I really don't like Sister Danteng with a bucket waist. It's better for Zhao Liu's sister who fights birds with Wang Er Mazi to be beautiful, but Zhao Liu's breasts are not big enough, just a little bigger than eggs. It's really not spectacular...
Compared with Chen Xu and his party, Danteng's luck is much better. Basically, he has no danger. Of course, the main reason is that the big red elixir furnace overhead has an early warning function. If he knows where the danger is, he will stop immediately. No matter how Dan Teng urges him, he will not move. Otherwise, with the cultivation of Danteng's method, he dares to be in the North Sea, which is known as killing immortals. It's like walking around in a forbidden place!
Of course, Danteng doesn't know what the big red elixir stove above his head is, but he feels that this magic weapon also hurts him. He often doesn't listen to him. It's too naughty.
The sound of the threeds and became the loudest sound in the chaos, but the sound was soon submerged by the chaotic turbulence flowing around.
"Let's have a girl with big enough breasts to save your Highness, Your Highness will marry you!"
"A buttocks... A strong man will save Your Highness, and I promise I will not kill you!"
A wolf howled in the chaos and spread all over the wild, which made Dan Teng, who was lost, suddenly shocked, and his eyes lit up and muttered to himself, "Fuck, I'm finally going to see a living!"
After saying that without ambiguity, he immediately urged the Dan furnace above his head and rushed in the direction of the sound.
It's a way to shout this force, especially the sound of being supported by mana, which suddenly explodes. The voice is absolutely loud enough to spread far. There is nothing the people trapped in the ban. Lan Bayan and Bai Lianhua can't break the ban, which makes everyone depressed and depressed all day long, especially It was His Royal Highness Song who muttered that he had lost a lot and was about to die without two beautiful girls. Originally, he wanted to borrow a sister-in-law to use, but Chen Xu stared at her and had to pray for God to give him a big-titted girl so that he could die willingly.
His Highness Yue wanted to eat in the bowl and look at the pot and let people prepare for the next meal, but the master in the bowl was so domineering that His Highness Yue could not change his taste, so he had no choice but to be a medium-up and beg a man to appear.
The sound of the bell rang in their ears, which made everyone suddenly look at each other one by one to confirm whether they had heard it wrong.
The sound of bells? Is it possible that she is a girl with bells? His Highness Song gave full play to his imagination and imagined what this girl with bells would look like. Is it worth throwing herself into his arms?
"This girl must be beautiful. How pleasant it is to hear the sound of the bell! I think this girl has a melon seed face, bright teeth and bright eyes, snow-white skin, big breasts as peaks, slender waist, round buttocks, slender thighs, three inches of golden lotus, and more importantly, a very tight virgin... Your Highness can't wait to be hard!"