Chapter 65 Haagen-Daz's nightmare
Chapter 65 Haagen-Dazs' nightmare
"Only these days!" Qin Xiaojing didn't have time to explain in detail to Ye Tian. Now Wu Linger's heartbeat is very chaotic. In addition, she can't breathe independently. No matter how high her body temperature is, she can't soak in cold water, otherwise it will be more dangerous: "Linger!! Hold on!!"
As time went by, Wu Linger's breathing did not improve. Ye Tian turned his head and looked at Qin Xiaojing, who was in a daze: "Xiaojing, do you have an oxygen mask?"
"Oxygen?"
"Which is the oxygen mask or the intubation to help her breathe? The Fang family should have these things, right?" Seeing that Qin Xiaojing was still in a daze, Ye Tian punched him: "Be sober!! She is not Xiaoyue, and you are not Qin Xiaojing, who didn't know anything at the age of ten!! Hurry up and figure it out!!"
After being knocked to the ground by Ye Tian, Qin Xiaojing woke up. He immediately checked the first aid kit beside him, found the oxygen mask, and put it on for Wu Linger...
More than half an hour later, Wu Linger's situation stabilized. After seeing Qin Xiaojing breathe a sigh of relief, Ye Tian punched him on the shoulder: "Isn't it too useless? Is it still called the 'first knife' by others? Wouldn't it be too humiliating?"
Qin Xiaojing, who was relaxed, sighed: "Maybe!" He sat weakly in the chair: "The feeling just now was like seeing Xiaoyue lying in front of me with blood, and I couldn't do anything. If you hadn't woke me up, I would have..." Maybe he was really relieved. Qin Xiaojing rarely said so many words in one breath.
Looking at Qin Xiaojing's still trembling hands, Ye Tian sighed and patted him gently on the shoulder: "Enough, it's been so many years, you should put it down! Otherwise, Xiaoyue will not be peaceful in the sky. Now you have done a good job. Even Xiaoyue will be very happy!"
"Are you happy? Dead people will not be happy!" Qin Xiaojing smiled bitterly, leaned his head back, and just leaned against Ye Tian's arms: "But... you're right. It's time to put it down!" If you keep it in mind, will what happened just now happen? Thinking that he almost killed Wu Linger, Qin Xiaojing sighed and closed his eyes: "Give me five minutes!"
"What's the problem? My arms are open for you at any time!!" After saying this sentence, Ye Tian glanced at Wu Linger, who was still in a coma. If she heard this sentence, she would call her sister-in-law again, right? This living treasure!
Just as Ye Tian was thinking about it, he saw a smile on the corners of Wu Linger's mouth: "Little girl, wake up?!"
Wu Linger's eyelids moved and slowly opened her eyes. It was Qin Xiaojing who leaned weakly in Ye Tian's arms, and the two were looking at themselves nervously: "Am I bothering you? It doesn't matter, as long as I don't exist! Go on!"
Qin Xiaojing didn't understand what Wu Linger meant and came over and said, "Ling'er, how do you feel?"
"It's terrible!" Wu Linger's voice came through the oxygen mask and seemed a little buzzing: "But it's much better! Don't worry, I'm Xiaoqiang who can't be killed. I won't die until I see all the handsome men in the world!"
Ye Tian nodded thoughtfully: "So, in order to live a long life, it's better to throw you to a place like Ethiopia?" It's hard to find handsome men in the refugee area. Well, it's decided. I'll take you there tomorrow!"
Wu Linger wanted to grab the pillow by the bed and throw it at Ye Tian, but found that she had no strength: "Brother Qin, he bullied me!"
"Ethiopia? I'll let him go!" Qin Xiaojing glanced at Ye Tian coldly, and suddenly Ye Tian lost his momentum: "No, I lent you my arms just now. How can you turn against others? There is no humanity of the opposite sex!!"
"That's better than being gay and inhumane!" Wu Linger stuck out her tongue and muttered. Qin Xiaojing didn't understand what it meant, but Ye Tian was choked to death: "You are cruel!!"
As time went by, Wu Linger, who wore an oxygen mask and changed medicine and re-infused again, was finally under the care of Qin Xiaojing. Although her body was still a little burned, she did not have to go into the bathroom to soak in cold water. According to Wu Linger, this is the most relaxing birthday in her memory.
Ji Yanran didn't return to Fang's house until noon. She brought back a big cake, but after Wu Linger took a look, she immediately let out a moan: "Oh my God!! No Haagen-Dazs ice cream cake!!"
"Linger, didn't you say you like Haagen-Dazs the most? I deliberately went a long way to buy it! Don't you like it?" After hearing Wu Linger's sigh, Ji Yanran suddenly became depressed. She ran a lot for this cake and waited for a long time.
"If you have ever cut a cake for half an hour with a knife, you won't like it as much as I do!!" Last time, on Wu Linger's birthday, friends in the same city specially ordered a Haagen-Dazs chocolate-flavored ice cream birthday cake to celebrate her. As a result, they had to ask the waiter to cut the cake for more than half an hour at KTV. The waiter said that he was an eye-opener...
Ji Yanran smiled after hearing Wu Linger talk about her tragic experience: "What are you afraid of? Is there still less labor here? Catch a lot of them!!" After saying that, she raised her chin to Qin Xiaojing and Ye Tian, indicating that there was a ready-made Zhili in front of her.
took a look at the two handsome men, then at the cake, then at the handsome men, and then at the cake, Wu Linger looked at them with sympathetically: "Please!!"
"How can it be so exaggerated? Isn't it just a cake? How hard can ice cream be? Ye Tian obviously didn't see the power of Haagen-Dazs ice cream cake. He just felt that Wu Linger was too exaggerated: "Don't worry, as long as you are better and can eat the cake, I'll help you deal with it right away!"
After taking a look at the cake, Qin Xiaojing patted Ye Tian on the shoulder and motioned to give the cake to him. Ye Tian doesn't care. Anyway, this guy doesn't like cakes or anything since he was a child.
While Wu Linger was talking and laughing with Ji Yanran, she only felt that her wrist was cold, and she immediately understood: "Brother Win? Is it back?"
"Well, I'm back! I'm exhausted!" Brother Win entangled in Wu Linger's hand and immediately understood her current situation. Because part of the Wu power was lost before the seal was repaired, Wu Linger's life was easier this time than before: "You guys are in good spirits!"
"Of course! Don't think about who I am, I can't beat Xiaoqiang!" Perhaps when Brother Win came back safely, Wu Linger breathed a sigh of relief and felt much better: "Besides, what if something happens to me, you fat maggot?"
"Thank you for your concern. I don't know how comfortable my life will be without you! If you go back to my world, there will be a lot of beautiful women to choose from me. You don't have to face you, a nymphomaniac girl all day long!"
Hearing that Brother Win has been scolding himself as a nymphomaniac, Wu Linger is not happy: "Bah, say I'm a nymphomaniac, don't you want to go back to find a beautiful mother earthworm? Obviously, I'm a nymphomaniac, and I'm ashamed to talk about others!"
"Whose witch pet looks like? If I'm a nymphomaniac, you will definitely be bad!" Brother Win quarreled with Wu Linger while thinking about the news he had learned from the world this time. If this is feasible, it can greatly relieve Wu Linger's pain in a short time.
If there is only one more witch pet... it is more likely to be discovered by the witch. Thinking of this problem, Brother Win is also in a dilemma. If the witch pet summoned by Wu Linger is as inconspicuous as him, if it is really summoned by a large witch pet such as the wind wolf, it is too difficult not to be found, but if Wu Linger knows that he can call the witch pet again, she will definitely want to call a cool one with her personality, right?
"Troubled woman!" Brother Ying subconsciously said his heart, but forgot that Wu Linger had been paying attention to him. When the severe pain came from his head, Brother Ying realized that he had said something wrong: "I'm not talking about you!!"
"Cut, is there anyone else around you besides me?" Wu Linger will not believe the lie of Brother Win that is obviously insulting her IQ.
Brother Win twisted his body impatiently: "Believe it or not! I don't care about you!! Idiot woman!"
Hearing Brother Win scold himself again, Wu Linger raised her eyebrows and suddenly took off her oxygen mask and said to Qin Xiaojing, "Brother Qin, can you go out for a while? I want to stay alone for a while!"
Qin Xiaojing was stunned for a moment, but immediately stood up: "Call me if you have something to do!" He has already done so. Ye Tian and Ji Yanran can't continue to stay and leave the room with Qin Xiaojing.
When the door was closed, Wu Linger raised her hand with a sneer and pulled off her wrist: "Dead earthworm, maggot! You want to die, don't you? How dare you provoke longevity stars?!!"
Being held in mid-air, Brother Win wanted to beat Wu Linger's hand with his tail to escape, but he didn't expect Wu Linger to directly hold him and throw a circle in mid-air: "Let you taste the crazy rotation of hell!!"
For the first time in his life, Brother Win began to hate that Wu Linger was so energetic on her birthday. He didn't even know when Wu Linger stopped. After turning for a long time, he moaned: "Dead woman, let me down, I'm going to vomit!!"
"Then spit it out, anyway, I don't care!!" After saying that, Wu Linger pulled his tail and doubled the ten-centimeter-long Win Brother: "I found that your elasticity is quite good. Next time I will try to use you as a slingshot!"
"Woman! I'll be angry if I don't let go!!" Even earthworms are dignified, not to mention that Brother Win is not an ordinary earthworm. He is really angry when he is made by Wu Linger. Wu Linger turned his head and forced him to look at herself: "What is the birthday gift you promised me? I'm not angry yet. How dare you be angry?
"Birthday gift?!" Seeing that Wu Linger also looked angry, Brother Win was stunned. Why did she feel as if she had been bullied by herself? Now she is bullying herself, isn't she?
Found that Brother Win had really forgotten, and Wu Linger was even more angry and threw him to the end of the bed: "I knew, dead earthworm, I didn't bother to care about you!"
"Dead woman, half of what you say is the worst! What did I promise to give you a birthday present? Brother Win pressed the feeling of vomiting and rubbed against Wu Linger's side: "Speak clearly!!"
"You are not sincere at all! I don't want it!" After saying that, Wu Linger pulled up the quilt and covered the whole person in the quilt and ignored the people.