Chapter 13 Ostrich Woman

Sand finally finished a job in his hand, and then he had the energy to listen to Wu Linger's phone carefully. Listening to her tone was not like a joke: "Well, I'll give you five minutes to talk about what a nightmare. If you dare to say that you and I got married in the Netherlands and the priest became my husband, I swear I will be in your book review. Write your book, eunuch, and lock your column!"

Listening to the threat of sand, Wu Linger ignored it at all: "Honey, I dreamed last night that Brother Win fell asleep with me in his arms, and then woke up in the middle of the night and kissed me! It's terrible!! How could I have such a nightmare? Did I have a *spring* dream? How is that possible? It's winter now!! Honey, am I poisoned? How could I be like this? It's terrible!! I ¥%Real......U*%&I*^&TI%^%#$%! @#”

Wu Linger's bombarding words on the phone made the sand listen for a long time and finally understood what was going on. It turned out that Wu Linger had a dream, but this little girl absolutely did not dream when she lay down. How could she suddenly have such a dream, and now Brother Win should be in the same room with her?

Thinking of this, Sand suddenly asked, "Ling Er, where's Brother Win?"

"I don't care where he is, I was rude to him!! If he dares to appear in front of me, I will definitely beat him up!!" Wu Linger still held the phone and shouted, noticing how depressed the white earthworm on her wrist was.

Sand patiently persuaded Wu Linger on the phone: "Isn't it a dream? Doesn't it count in the dream? It's not that he really kissed you! And if such a handsome man kisses you, you have to be happy! Don't forget that you are the best beauty lover!"

Although that's the case, Wu Linger recalled the complacent smile of Brother Win after kissing her in his dream: "He must be just funny and deliberately flirted with me! Otherwise, I won't laugh like that again after kissing me! I don't care, Shasha, I'm bullied, I want to comfort!! 555555......”

"Sorry, I'm here in five minutes! I'm going to continue to work and give you two suggestions. First, forget this dream and continue to sleep. Second, call your seven aunts. I guess they will have the patience to comfort you! All right, hang up and talk to you later!" After saying that, the sand hung up the phone rudely.

After hearing the blind sound of the phone, Wu Linger didn't think about it and directly dialed Liu Jingping's phone. After complaining, Liu Jingping laughed at the other end of the phone: "Honey, are you finally enlightened? Although the winning brother is an earthworm, he is also a handsome man after all. He has been serving you for another five or six years. No matter how can he get a salary? You use a kiss to offset other people's six-year salary, you won't lose! If you change it to someone else, you have to rob him of his kiss!"

"Bottle, I was bullied. Can you focus on this?"

"Cut, it's just a dream, it's not true! What I care more about is how you feel when Brother Win kisses you? Liu Jingping laughed happily on the other end of the phone and was obviously gossiping.

While Wu Linger was crazy, she ignored Brother Win again and quietly raised her head, as if she wanted to hear what Wu Linger said.

Wu Linger was stunned for a moment and tilted her head and thought: "Ice, it feels strange, and my heart beats very fast. Fortunately, I didn't have a nosebleed, otherwise it would be more shameful!!" This stinky earthworm caused himself to have a few nosebleeds, and he didn't even let go of himself in his dream. Thinking of this, Wu Linger's fire was even bigger!

Feering Wu Linger's anger, Brother Win quickly shrank back, but he was relieved to hear that Wu Linger did not hate him. Liu Jingping comforted Wu Linger on the phone for a while before hanging up the phone. Wu Linger woke up most of her sleepy and was about to walk into the bathroom. Brother Win was so scared that she jumped out of Wu Linger's hand, but Wu Linger didn't notice it at all!

When Brother Ying heard the sound of water in the bathroom, he breathed a sigh of relief. What are you kidding? Last night, she just kissed her, and she became like this. If you take a shower, wake up and find that you are still in her hands. I'm afraid of not dismembering yourself!

Sure enough, after a while, Wu Linger suddenly rushed out with a wet bath towel: "Brother Win!!"

Brother Win raised his head from the sofa angrily: "Why? It's so noisy early in the morning! If you are really so energetic, go for a run! Maybe you can hook up with a handsome French guy!"

When Wu Linger saw that Brother Ying was not energetic, she tilted her head and thought about it, and then asked, "How did I fall asleep last night?"

"How dare you say that after taking a shower, you fell directly into ** and slept like a pig without saying a word! I can't even wake up! Fortunately, now I can become a human form and take you to **!" After saying that, Brother Ying straightened his bow tie: "Don't be like yesterday next time, or I won't care about you!"

Wu Linger rarely lost her temper with Brother Win, but looked at him and hesitated before asking, "Brother Win, you last night..."

"What happened last night?"

"No, it's okay!!" Wu Linger thought about it, but finally didn't ask. In case she really dreamed, it would be strange for Brother Win to hear that he would not laugh to death.

Brother Ying took a hand impatiently: "Either continue to take a shower or dry the water. Do you want to COS out of water hibiscus? I don't even see if you have that figure!"

Wu Linger was a little cold when she was reminded by Brother Win. She flicked Brother Win's head fiercely, and then ran back to the bathroom quickly: "It's freezing!"

Brother Win rubbed his head with his tail depressedly: "I don't know who held the pile of earthworm bodies and cried and said that he would never play my head again, hit me again, and never scold me again! Idiot woman!" Fortunately, Wu Linger didn't tell him what happened last night, otherwise he really didn't know how to answer her.

After taking a shower, she put on the clothes that Brother Ying prepared for her. Wu Linger did not take Brother Ying and ran directly to Xiaohua's room. Fortunately, Brother Ying had a presight and dialed the phone in Xiaohua's room and asked him to put the phone directly aside before opening the door for Wu Linger.

Sure enough, as soon as Brother Win expected, Wu Linger ran into the room and began to talk to Xiaohua about the "nave nightmare" she had last night. The voice was so loud that she woke up the sleepy coffee. After hearing about Wu Linger's "navil dream", Xiaohua didn't say much except to comfort her that it was just a dream. However, the coffee screamed and got tired of Wu Linger and pestered Wu Linger to agree to him. Next time she had this kind of "navil dream", she would replace Brother Win into herself. Wu Linger probably thought that Ji Zai was also in the room, or was stimulated by the " nightmare" and directly slapped the coffee.

Brother Ying hung up the phone and thought in front of the phone. Obviously, Wu Linger is very satisfied with his image. They have been together for five or six years, and the two of them are also very familiar. According to Wu Linger's novel, I'm afraid that the baby should be soy sauce. Why yesterday After kissing her, her reaction was so big? The most excessive thing is that she hypnotized herself and hypnotized the kiss into a dream! Isn't she too ostrich?!

Brother Win doesn't want to be okay. The more he thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes. He doesn't know what the problem is! But he didn't think about it himself. At first, he just played a little joke with Wu Linger. After seeing Wu Linger's reaction, he became extremely unhappy: "Am I that bad?"

Just when Brother Win was angry, the phone suddenly rang. Brother Win picked up the phone impatiently and shouted at the phone, "She is not here!!"

"I'm looking for you!!" The sound of sand came from the other end of the phone. After hearing this sound, Brother Ying was stunned: "Sand?" What is she doing with herself when she has nothing to do?

After rubbing his eyebrows at the other end of the phone, the sand asked, "Ling Er was not dreaming last night, was she? Did you kiss her?"

"...how do you know?"

Do you still need to ask? Her personality is not so real. She will never make such a fuss! I'm afraid she was scared, right? What the hell do you mean? Just now, Ping Ping called me and said that Ling Er said that you were just a prank in the dream. Is this true? If this is true, the sand will be really angry: "Although Ling Er is a nymphomaniac, she always says that she is a face control and her attitude towards handsome men is relatively ambiguous, but you have lived with her for so long that you should know her character better than us! If you don't really like her, don't continue this joke! Otherwise..."

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