Chapter 1 White Tiger or Idiot?

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Green mountains and blue water, white clouds are around, and the breeze occasionally blows the body, bringing a cool and comfortable feeling. Obviously, it is only early spring, but the chill of spring is not felt here.

Wu Linger sat comfortably on the bamboo slippery rod with a green grass in her mouth: "Hey, in fact, this dress is quite good to reach out and open your mouth with rice! Coupled with this beautiful scenery, the immortals may not be as comfortable as me!"

"If Miss Linger thinks so, then we will be so happy! One day, you will arrive at the witch's territory. When you arrive, the witch will give you an antidote, and then you can move freely!"

Hearing Voodoo's words, Wu Linger just smiled: "Freedom? How free can you be? I want to go to Chicago to watch the ball game, I want to go to Japan to watch a concert, I want to go shopping in France, and I want to go to Mali Aceh for a vacation? After not getting an answer, Wu Linger smiled faintly: "It's impossible for me to go to Beijing to meet my editor, right? Do you think this is called freedom?

"At least, the witch..."

"Come on, even if I'm a witch, how much place I can do? Do you know better than me? I said voodoo, I have promised to go to the witches. Put away your fake things! It's really boring!" After saying that, Wu Linger spit out the green grass leaves in her mouth and was blown to wu du's face by the wind. Voodoo wiped out the green grass: "Well, since Miss Linger already knows your current situation, I don't have to pretend anymore! After arriving at the witch clan, you'd better be careful and let your close servant stay with you all the time, otherwise, life is in danger and accidents everywhere, isn't it?"

Seeing that voodoo finally showed its true face, Wu Linger smiled happily: "The fox's tail finally appeared, right? I pretended to be clever all the way, just to make me happy, and then let me hand over that psychic jade, right? Now you don't want to be fooled, so you don't bother to pretend, do you? I said, you are really unprofessional, at least you have to reach the coffee level! Pretending to be pitiful and doing some bitter meat tricks softened me. Maybe I will help you meet your requirements?"

Vudu looked up at Wu Linger and smiled, "Thank you for your reminder. I will pay attention next time!" It's just... Do you think it's good to be betrayed, betrayed and hurt by the partners you believe in?

"I don't care!" Knowing that voodoo was going to hit herself, Wu Linger looked up at the sky and smiled, "Although the coffee is handsome enough, the most important thing around me now is a handsome man! If you don't have one, I can find a few more! I heard that the witch people are very beautiful, which means that I can see a lot of handsome men and beautiful women when I go to the witch clan. At that time, I will flirt with whichever I want to flirt with, and I will be rude if I want to be rude! Do you still care about the withering of a flower in the garden?

Originally, I wanted to hit Wu Linger with coffee and make the annoying smile on her face disappear even for a few minutes, but voodoo was disappointed. Except for the first coffee appeared, Wu Linger had an injured expression. After that, both herself and the cynicism of coffee would be easily blocked by Wu Linger, and even she There is a way to make the two more depressed. As for the wound, she never snorted when she tortured her like that day, and naturally she didn't care about it later.

Sometimes voodoo is thinking about whether this woman's nerves are beaten or not. Why is it so big? Several times, the appearance of coffee and her own provocations made Ji Zai and Xiaohua extremely angry, but Wu Linger looked pale and occasionally turned back to play a few jokes with her witch pets, and even hummed a few songs, completely as if she was enjoying an outing. The same expression as Wu Linger is Brother Win and the witch pet named mung bean. The two of them also don't seem to care about coffee at all, just like coffee is a person who has nothing to do with them.

At noon, he chose a slightly flat place. Voodoo asked the man who carried the sliding rod to stop and put down Wu Linger and the others: "Let's have lunch here. We have to camp in the evening, and we can go to the witch's boundary at noon tomorrow!"

Wu Linger nodded indifferently: "Okay!" Then he turned his head to look at Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, when you get to the witch, help me make egg pudding and crystal shrimp dumplings!" I haven't eaten what you made these days. I'm so greedy!"

Xiaohua forced a smile: "Okay! I'll make it for you later, so that you won't be hungry and thin again!"

"Yes, yes, I will lose weight without the food you cooked for me! I'm so pathetic! Although bone beauty is popular recently, if I lose weight, I will really become a white bone essence!" Wu Linger seemed to be coquettish in Xiaohua's arms, which made Xiaohua laugh happily.

Looking at Brother Win, they were also completely like an outing. They sat aside and watched Wu Linger act coquettishly to Xiaohua. Only Ji Zai sat aside awkwardly, and his eyes fell far away.

Seeing Ji Zai's appearance, Wu Linger reached out and picked up a small stone and threw it at Ji Zai. Although Wu Linger had no strength in her body now because of her medicinal power, Ji Zai sat next to her less than a meter away, and Wu Linger did not want to hurt him, so it was not difficult.

After being hit by a small stone, Ji Zi frowned and looked back at Wu Linger: "Why?"

"Come and play together, sit there alone and pretend to be cool? The coolest brother in the whole family is now accompanying me obediently!" Wu Linger looked at Ji Zi with dissatisfaction.

Ji Zai smiled coldly: "Don't compare me with that dead earthworm!"

"How good is your hairless sparrow?" When it comes to bickering, Brother Winn never loses: "If you speak carelessly, be careful that I will pull out all the hairs on your head next time!"

"Dead earthworm, if you talk about the hair on my head, next time I chop you into seventeen or eight pieces, I see if you can still regenerate like an earthworm!" It's about his appearance, but he won't give in. Therefore, a tongue war broke out again, and Wu Linger and Xiaohua, who were sandwiched in the middle, suddenly became poor cannon fodder.

The fight was not over until voodoo and they brought the food. Looking at the bowls and chopsticks in front of her, Wu Linger was a little strange: "You're not going to give us this, are you?"

"Eating dry food all the way, it's difficult for Miss Ling'er! Since we are about to arrive at the witch clan, there is no need to save any more, so I specially made a rich lunch for Miss Ling Er and all of you to enjoy. Voodoo looked at Wu Linger with a faint smile.

Wu Linger saw that voodoo did not intend to untie the anesthetic on their body at all. She simply didn't bother to pay attention to voodoo and continued to stay in Xiaohua's arms: "I shook all morning, and my bones were shaken away. Xiaohua, I'll sleep for a while and lend me my shoulder!"

"No problem!" Xiaohua looked at Wu Linger with a smile and deliberately lowered her shoulders to make Wu Linger lean more comfortably. After a while, Wu Linger fell into a deep sleep.

Seeing that his scheme did not succeed, voodoo's face became ugly, but he sat on the other side of the coffee and drank fish soup and said, "It seems that you don't know the strength of their nerves, so you think such a simple method can hit them!"

"Shut up! What are you!" Voodoo, who was already in a bad mood, suddenly became furious when he heard the mockery of coffee. But as soon as he finished scolding, a gust of wind swept in. He seemed to have been slapped hard by something and flew away five meters away.

Just as Voodoo fell to the ground, he suddenly heard Wu Linger's happy laughter: "Oh yeah! Ass to the ground flat sand falling geese style! Cool! I thought it was only in the legend!" Looking at her like this, it's because she doesn't have strength, otherwise, I'm afraid she will laugh and roll on the ground!

The coffee looked at Wu Linger: "Is it that funny?"

Wu Linger looked at the coffee with a smile: "You didn't know that my laughing point was low today! Is it possible that you have been in my house for so long? Or are you not a white tiger or an idiot?

Before Wu Linger finished her words, Coffee had grabbed her by the neck and picked her up: "Woman, do you really think I won't kill you?"

Suddenly, she was lifted into the air like this. Wu Linger only felt suffocating, and her whole face suddenly turned red. Brother Win was so anxious that they wanted to jump over, but because of the effect of the medicine, it was difficult for them to move their bodies, let alone save Wu Linger from the coffee.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared and hit the coffee fiercely. When Coffee dodged, he also threw Wu Linger out fiercely in his hand, but the figure moved quite quickly. He actually twisted his body in mid-air and changed his direction and caught Wu Linger in mid-air: "Coffee, although you are a great elder, it is too much to treat the future saint of the witch clan like this. ! If something happens to her, even the elders can't protect you!"

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