Chapter 9 Audio Tragedy
Chapter 9 Audio Tragedy
"Puff!" Wu Linger couldn't help laughing, especially when she saw Wu Ming's dark face, she couldn't help laughing: "Wu Ming, right? Let me give you some advice. If you fight with our family, you may have the upper hand. Remember not to quarrel with anyone in our family, otherwise you will be angry with cerebral hemorrhage!"
The coffee walking aside also sneered: "That's, others kill people, and your family only needs to use your mouth to kill people!"
Wu Linger turned around with a smile and threw a four-two wink at coffee: "It seems that coffee still knows the characteristics of our family!"
"It's easy to say!"
While talking, everyone has walked to the suspension bridge and looked at the bottomless cliff below. Wu Linger turned her head and looked at the coffee depressedly: "Did you make this? I know I'm afraid of height, so I got this thing to do me?"
The coffee shrugged his shoulders: "I really want to make it, but do you think this place, this bridge, can be made in two months?"
Looking at some old marks and moss on the bridge, Wu Linger looked at her witch pets with a bitter face: "Well... mung bean, can you carry me over? I dare not go!"
Mung Bean smiled and leaned her waist and hugged Wu Linger's whole princess: "Miss Linger, don't worry, I will take you there safely!"
Xiaohua watched the mung bean walk to the suspension bridge with Wu Linger in her arms, and suddenly felt a little dissatisfied. He pulled Laji's sleeve: "Brother Ji, didn't Ling'er say that she wanted the mung bean to carry her over? Why did you become a princess?" In my memory, only Brother Win hugged Princess Wu Linger, and at most added a small extension. That was the princess that Wu Linger was scratched by a vampire. Now she was hugged by mung beans like this, and Xiaohua suddenly became unhappy.
Ji Zai looked at the back of the mung bean and smiled coldly: "Do you want to compete for favor? This is not very similar to his character!" It seems that mung beans clearly do not agree with the way everyone protects Wu Linger, so they decided to protect her in this dangerous witch clan in his own way, but can the current mung bean really protect Wu Linger?
Looking at Ji Zai's expression, Brother Ying naturally knew what he was thinking, but he didn't say anything, but said lightly, "Let's go!" Then he followed. Wu Ming, who was beside him, touched his chin and said, "You guys... don't feel like you don't seem to be at peace as everyone said?"
"Who wants to be with that guy?" Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ming angrily and followed Xiaohua.
The suspension bridge is very long, hundreds of meters long. A gust of mountain wind blew the suspension bridge and shook for a long time, so all the way, everyone was harmed by Wu Linger's dolphin sound. The high eight-degree non-human screamed ten times, except for the mung beans, which can barely maintain their normal expression, all of them. Don't give up holding the rattan armrest and covering your ears.
After walking the suspension bridge, Wu Ming rubbed his ears desperately: "I won't fight with you! Now I finally understand why your family can kill people with their mouths! With your scream, you won't give up without hitting me!"
At this time, Wu Linger, who was still in the arms of mung beans and did not dare to let go, said pitifully, "Because it's really terrible!! It's so high, how long will it take to fall down? I don't think the one who fell to death, but scared to death! Next time anyone wants to trick me, let me stay here for one night, and I promise I'll be a fool the next day!"
"Okay, Miss Linger, you have crossed the suspension bridge. Now it's safe. Do you want to come down first?" Mung Bean comforted Wu Linger softly, but he didn't expect Wu Linger to hold him tighter: "No!! It's terrible. I still feel that the ground is shaking!"
Such Wu Linger makes everyone can't help but have a black line. You know, Wu Linger has never been afraid when facing killers and vampires, but now she is scared like this because of a suspension bridge, which is too exaggerated!
Wu Linger stayed in the arms of mung beans: "Why? Why do you have to take this road? Is there no other way to go? Meier didn't go this way just now! Why? It's unfair!! Differential treatment!"
Hearing Wu Linger's shocking crying, even the mung bean couldn't calm down. He put Wu Linger down at once: "Miss Linger!!"
What kind of crying is this? An iron brush is brushed layer by layer in the brain, as if to brush the brain into a bean curd brain, and it is definitely the kind of bean curd brain that is packed in a plastic bag to ride the three-ring roller coaster.
Seeing everyone's painful appearance, Brother Ying patted Wu Linger: "Enough, do you want to create an audio tragedy before becoming a saint?"
After being slapped by Brother Win, Wu Linger closed her crying, but looked at Xiaohua pitifully: "Xiaohua, I'm so pitiful. I have no right to cry!"
Xiaohua's frightened expression flashed back: "Ling Er, that... we have something to say! Calm down, calm down, stop crying! If you don't cry, I'll make you pudding later!!"
"And crystal shrimp dumplings!"
Now, not to mention crystal shrimp dumplings, as long as Wu Linger doesn't cry, the Buddha jumps over the wall and the flowers will be made for Wu Linger. He quickly nodded: "Okay! Make a big cage for you! Let you eat enough!"
Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Wu Linger immediately stopped making trouble and hooked Xiaohua's shoulder with a smile: "I knew that Xiaohua loved me the most!"
"Miss Ling'er...cough! Well...let's go back first!" Hearing the sound of Wu Shu, Wu Linger turned her head and couldn't help screaming: "Ah!!! Handsome man!!" After saying that, she had jumped to Wu Shu's side and looked up and down around him: "Handsome! You are as handsome as the mountain monster of the new era! Tree, how can you be so handsome? It's so handsome that people are so angry! No wonder you have to change your face when you go out, otherwise it will definitely cause a traffic bloody case!"
Looking at Wu Linger jumping up and down around her, Wu Shu was in a cold sweat: "Miss Linger! That...image..."
"If there is no image, it is my image! Especially when you meet a handsome man!" Wu Linger looked at Wu Shu with a smile. Fortunately, she still maintained a trace of reason and did not pinch it. Otherwise, her image was really... Now voodoo understood why the coffee said at the beginning that she wanted Wu Linger to be obedient. If nothing else was needed, handsome men and beautiful women were enough.
A gentle cough made Wu Linger turn her head, and her eyes almost stared out: "Are you the strange uncle just now?" Is there anything wrong? The person in front of him is 1.83 meters tall, with a golden proportion of nine-headed body, and his whole body is well-proportioned without any extra fat and exquisite facial features. No matter how you look at it, he looks like the hero in a Japanese and Korean drama, right? No, he should be a hero 100 times more handsome than them.
Some people don't believe it's the same thing. Wu Linger just patted Wu Ming's face: "Look at me take down your mask!!"
"It hurts!!" Wu Ming never thought that Wu Linger would suddenly grab his face. He subconsciously grabbed Wu Linger's hand, but he didn't expect that Wu Linger twisted her wrist and grabbed his hand and twisted his hand behind him: "Wow, no sneak attack!!"
When she realized what she was doing, Wu Linger let go shyly: "Well... I'm sorry, say it reflexively! Remember not to touch me next time! It's not good to hurt a handsome man like you!!"
Wu Ming rubbed his shoulder and looked at Wu Linger with a complicated look: "How did Elder Wu Ningfeng train you? How did it happen? At least you are also a girl!"
Wu Linger looked at Wu Ming, turned her head for a moment, and then turned her head to look at the Witch Tree: "Tree, is this guy really the first war witch?"
Wu Shu was stunned for a moment and nodded: "Yes!"
After thinking about it, Wu Linger nodded and smiled at Wu Ming: "I think you are quite interesting. You are welcome to come and play when you have time. The food cooked by my little flower is delicious. Come and try it when you have time!" After saying that, she stretched out a big lazy waist: "Tree, how far is it to my house? I'm exhausted. I'm going to get out of the big bed!!"
When Wu Shu was about to speak, Wu Linger smiled at him: "Of course, I would be happier if there was a handsome man like you to roll out of the big bed with me!"
"Hey, generally speaking, saints are matched with the first war witches! If you really want someone to rest with you, is that okay with me? It's not your close guard captain's turn!" As soon as he heard that Wu Linger was going to seduce Wu Shu, Wu Ming immediately quit.
Wu Linger looked at the sky, looked at Wu Ming again, and sighed, "Well, don't dream before it's dark!" After saying that, she turned around and walked forward.