No supreme immortal ancestor

Chapter 22

The boy looked at her with a strange face.

Lin Xiaowei pounded her forehead in distress, pointed to the boy's clothes, and took off her clothes.

The boy looked at her, looked down at his clothes, then looked up at her, and finally stood up and took off his clothes and handed them over.

"Ah!" Lin Xiaowei screamed and hurriedly turned around, and her face suddenly turned red. It turned out that the boy didn't wear anything in his broad coat. He took off the only dress, and he stood naked in front of her.

Lin Xiaowei closed her eyes tightly, shook her hand and said embarrassedly, "Put on your clothes, put it on quickly."

After a long time, she opened her eyes slightly and turned her head to look at the boy. She saw him standing there naked, handing over her with clothes in his hand, with a confused face.

Lin Xiaowei was so scared that she closed her eyes again, and then realized that the boy had a mental problem and stood there at a loss for a moment and didn't know what to do.

After a long time, Lin Xiaowei gritted her teeth and comforted herself, "Forget it, I've seen men's things several times in the past two days. What can I do if I look at it again?" After patting his chest, he seemed to be a little bold, and then he opened his eyes and stared at the boy's face. She didn't dare to look down and could only look at the boy's upper body as much as possible.

Go around the boy's back and pushed him into the bathroom. Lin Xiaowei opened the water valve and said, "Take a shower first... Forget it. Anyway, you don't understand what I'm talking about." Adjust the water temperature and pour the hot water directly on the boy's dirty body. The boy hurriedly jumped back and looked at the hot water flushing out of the faucet with a surprised face.

Lin Xiaowei was shocked and hurriedly asked, "Is it hot?" He put his hand in the water and touched it and said strangely, "It's not hot. The water temperature is just right."

The boy looked at Lin Xiaowei and saw that she put her hand into the water, so he learned that she slowly stretched out her hand, gently touched the hot water from the head of the cage, and immediately withdrew her hand.

Lin Xiaowei looked at him angrily and funnyly. How dare he say that he hasn't seen water in his life?

The boy slowly put his hand into the water and stirred it again. He felt comfortable and smiled at Lin Xiaowei.

"Yang" Lin Xiaowei couldn't help laughing: "Why are you even afraid of water?"

The boy didn't seem to understand what she was saying and winked at her with his head tilted.

"Come on, wash and fuck first." Lin Xiaowei took the boy's arm in one hand and the nozzle in the other hand, and slowly poured hot water on the boy. The boy closed his eyes and seemed to enjoy it.

Lin Xiaowei laughed and scolded, "You are comfortable, but it's difficult for me to be your nanny. Take it and wash it yourself." With that, he stuffed the nozzle into his hand, and then took out the shower liquid to teach him how to use the shower liquid. After doing a mute operation for most of the day, regardless of whether he understood it or not, she directly put the shower liquid on the glass cabinet and turned out, leaving the boy alone in the bathroom. I don't know if he was taking a shower.

After a long time, the boy came out of the bathroom bare and stood in front of Lin Xiaowei wet all over. At this moment, the boy's whole body has been washed very clean, and a piece of dirt on his face and body have been washed away. He looks refreshed and looks very different from just now. At this time, he looks very beautiful, and his flexible eyes are particularly adorable.

Lin Xiaowei's face blushed slightly again, and she hurriedly took out her pajamas from the wardrobe and threw them to him. She said, "Let's wear my clothes first. I'll go out later to buy one for you."

The boy is no stranger to his outer clothes. He wears them twice, but the clothes are too small for him to buckle. As for what is that pair of trousers for? He looked left and right with his trousers and couldn't find any reason after studying for most of the day.

With the help of Lin Xiaowei's embarrassment, he finally put on his trousers, and a man walked around the room in a women's pajamas, always showing a little strange.

He laboriously moved the big bags and small bags of men's supplies to the fifth floor. Lin Xiaowei wiped the sweat from her temples, looked at the bag full of her hands and laughed at herself and said, "What a bad person."

"Bang!" The sudden sound of broken glass startled her and listened carefully. The sound came from her room.

Lin Xiaowei took a deep breath of cold air. Is there a thief in the house? On second thought, no, that stupid boy is still in it. No thief will choose to do it when someone is at home, right? Could it be...

"Bang! Bang! Ding Zhuan! ..." The sound of broken furniture in the room was endless. Lin Xiaowei hurriedly took out the key to open the door and opened the door. She was dumbfounded.

Two people in the room were playing with eagles and catching chickens, and the boy in women's pajamas was running around the room, looking embarrassed. Behind him was a girl in her early twenties, with a tall nose, a small mouth, deep eyes, and a tall and hot figure. At first glance, it looks quite exotic, but if you look carefully, you will find that she is an authentic Chinese, but she belongs to an exotic Chinese. The girl's beauty will even be moved when she sees a beauty like Lin Xiaowei.

At this moment, the girl was chasing the boy with a chicken blanket. The tables and chairs in the room were all overturned, and teacups, bowls and chopsticks and magazines were thrown everywhere. The whole living room was a mess and miserable.

Looking at the battle between the two "culprits", the battle is fierce. The beautiful woman chased the boy with a chicken feather blanket and hit him on the buttocks from time to time. The boy screamed in pain and run around, but the beautiful woman was like a bone maggot that could not be thrown off. For a while, chickens and dogs jump, chickens and dogs are restless, chickens fly eggs, chickens and garlic in the living room...

Lin Xiaowei looked at the destruction of nearly half of the furniture in the room with a sad face, and gently locked her eyebrows and shouted, "Stop!"

The two people who were fighting in the game battle were slightly stunned. The next moment, the boy had appeared behind Lin Xiaowei, looked at the beautiful woman with a guarded face, and spit out his tongue and kept gasping.

Lin Xiaowei coquettishly said, "Zino, what are you doing?"

Zino said angrily, "Ask that pervert."

"pervert?" Lin Xiaowei turned her head and looked at the boy. The boy looked at her and Zino, showing a puzzled expression.

Lin Xiaowei explained, "He doesn't know anything."

"Don't you understand?" Zino pointed to a pool of water stains on the ground and shouted, "Don't you know how to run around in a woman's pajamas? If you don't understand, you will keep drooling when you see me? Will you pretend to be stupid if you don't understand? What did you say to him as if you didn't hear him?"

Lin Xiaowei pointed to her head and smiled, "He really has a problem here."

"Cut." Zinola Lin Xiaowei pulled to her side and advised, "Xiaowei, you are too easy to trust people. Nowadays, perverts do everything to get you. It's common to pretend to be crazy. Don't be fooled by him.

"No." Lin Xiaowei gently patted Zino's arm and said, "He is actually very pitiful. He can't speak, and his intelligence is also problematic. He was abandoned by his family alone and has no food and no place to live..."

Zino's eyes widened and shouted, "So you brought him back?"

Lin Xiaowei said with a pleading expression, "Zino, take him in, or he will really starve to death outside. I swear, I won't let him disturb you."

Zinuo looked at Lin Xiaowei like a monster for a long time before sighing and said, "It's up to you. Anyway, I won't live here for a long time. But..." Zino stared at the boy fiercely. The boy took a big step back in fear. Zino said angrily, "Don't allow him to enter my room."

Lin Xiaowei quickly raised her right hand and swore, "Don't worry, I will definitely look at him firmly and won't let him touch your things."

Zino curled his lips and whispered, "Good people." After that, he walked into his room without looking back.

Lin Xiaowei waved to the boy and said to him, "You... don't make Sister Zino angry again, you know? Ah!" She seemed to cover her mouth. Sure enough, Zino came out of the room with a piece of paper in his hand and asked, "What is this?"

Lin Xiaowei, like a little girl who did something wrong, lowered her head and whispered, "I dare not tell you, so I have to write it on paper and put it in your room."

Zinuo looked at Lin Xiaowei angrily and funnyly and said with a smile, "It's not a valuable thing. Why are you scared like this?"

Lin Xiaowei raised her head and asked in surprise, "Aren't those two stone statues antique?"

Zino laughed dumbly and said, "What an antique, it's just two gods that have opened the light."

Lin Xiaoweiqi said, "Why did the thief go to the statue?"

Zino shrugged his shoulders casually and said, "How do I know? Maybe it was taken away by the way." After a pause, Zino suddenly shouted coquettishly, "The pervert, if you put on this lust again, I will dig your eyes."

Lin Xiaowei turned her head and saw the boy staring at Zino, drooling down her chin. She couldn't help shaking her head. It seemed that Zino was too lethal to men. Not to mention him, her casual shrugging action just now was also very attractive to Lin Xiaowei, a beautiful woman.

smiled, and Lin Xiaowei changed the topic and asked, "But the thief didn't steal money or jewelry. Why did he only steal the statue?"

Zinuo, who was staring at the boy angrily, was stunned and asked, "The thief only stole my statue?"

Lin Xiaowei nodded gently.

Zino asked again, "Has anything happened at home recently?"

Lin Xiaowei opened her mouth and was waiting to speak. She thought of those embarrassing scenes, but she didn't know how to open her mouth. Finally, she whispered in an inaudible voice, "The glass in my room is broken."

Zino frowned slightly, turned into the room and took out a yellow bag, pulled up Lin Xiaowei's hand and said, "Take me to your room."

Fortunately, the "battlefield" just now was limited to the living room and kitchen and did not expand to the bedroom. Lin Xiaowei's bedroom is still very clean and tidy, except for the window without glass.

Zino took out a compass-like compass from the bag and turned around the bedroom. After turning around for a moment, Zinuo said, "Well, there is really a lot of evil spirit. Has anything come in these days?

Lin Xiaowei did not answer. Zinuo turned her head curiously and saw her standing there with a slightly red face fiddling with the corners of her clothes.

Zino shouted, "Have you been killed by them?"

Lin Xiaowei said with great embarrassment, "No."

"No?" Zino squinted and said with a smile, "The cat doesn't cheat when it sees the fish?"

Lin Xiaowei stamped her feet anxiously and said anguly, "Someone saved me."

"Oh, someone. No wonder when you look at your heart, it turns out to be a hero to save beauty.

Lin Xiaowei turned her head angrily and ignored her.

Zinuo smiled, took out a stack of yellow rune paper, a brush and a plate of cinnabar from the bag, and said, "As long as you are fine. I'm drawing a few charms here now. Don't tear them off, okay?

Taking out the cinnabar, Zino bit his finger, squeezed out a few drops of blood and mixed it with the cinnabar. He dipped it in a brush and drew a strange charm on the rune paper.

Lin Xiaowei asked curiously, "Doesn't it hurt?"

Zino replied without raising his head, "I'm used to it."

Habit? Do you have to bite your finger every time you draw these things?

Zino laughed and said, "It depends on where it is used, and it is enough to draw symbols directly against some little ghosts and demons. However, when you encounter those higher Taoism, you need to be stained with blood, which can enhance the aura of the rune.

"You mean, those things that come into my room are very high?"

"I don't know, but it's always good to be well prepared."

After drawing the charm three or twice, Zinuo stood up and saw that Lin Xiaowei had been moved and stood there in a mess. Zino said, "You little girl, you are so simple. If you treat her better, you will immediately take out your heart to others."

Lin Xiaowei curled her lips and said delicately, "You are willing to bleed for me. Can I not be moved?"

Zinuo pasted the two drawn symbols on the glass and turned around to talk. Suddenly, his face darkened and he shouted, "Wolf, don't touch my things."

The boy who was drawing a picture on the rune paper with a pen was shocked. He threw down the brush in his hand and rushed to Lin Xiaowei's **, curled up in the corner and looked at Zino with a pair of sad eyes, pulling the quilt and trembling.

Seeing his mouse seeing the appearance of the cat, Zinuo laughed, stared at him angrily and said, "Do you need to be afraid of this? I won't eat you."

Seeing Zino's smile, the boy's eyes were wide-eyed. Zino stared at him fiercely again, and he was so scared that he immediately covered his head into the tonic nest.

Lin Xiaowei hurriedly said, "Zino, don't scare him anymore. Hey, sister Zino is joking with you.

"Hello?" Zino asked curiously, "Doesn't he have a name?"

Lin Xiaowei shook her head gently and said, "I don't know."

"Oh, my God, Xiaowei, you let people in without even knowing his name? You are so simple and cute, aren't you?"

"No, I asked him, but he couldn't even say anything."

"You won't say it, won't you force him to say it? I've seen a lot of this kind of man who pretends to be pigs and eats tigers. Let me tell you, he must be pretending to be crazy.

"No." Lin Xiaowei said hurriedly, "He really has some problems."

Zinuo picked up his sleeves, hung a sinister smile on the corners of his mouth, and said with an evil smile, "Are you really not able to speak? Let me have a try and you will know."

The boy had been secretly looking at Zino from the corner of the quilt and saw that she was walking towards him with a bad smile. He jumped up in horror and wanted to get behind Xiaowei.

Zino grabbed his arm and said with a smile, "Do you want to run? It's not that easy. No one has ever dared not to tell the truth under my Zino's 'great punishment'. If you really don't say anything until you die, I will make you extremely happy, wow ha ha ha..."

The boy looked at her with a frightened face, and a drop of cold sweat unconsciously flowed down from his forehead.

"Spray the muscles and bones!"

"Oh..."

"Zinuo white bone claw!"

"Oh..."

"Can't you stop screaming all the time? Say something?"

"...Wow!"

"It's earth-shaking!"

"Oh..."

"I haven't hit you yet. What the hell."

"...Wow."

"Hmm! Nineteen palms of the dragon, exhaust legs, wind and snow moon fist, soul flying feet, dragon spraying water, monkey stealing peaches..."

"Bong!" Lin Xiaowei, who was stunned while watching, suddenly fell to the ground, and even the monkey came out stealing peaches...

"Wow, hahaha, it's cool, isn't it? 18 tortures in the Qing Dynasty, the first sentence of five horses to separate the body..."

"Oh..."

The room was suddenly filled with Zino's crazy laughter and the boy's howling. Lin Xiaowei looked at the two people who were devastated in her** with an unbelievable face. Zino's incomprehens excitement finally destroyed her last will. She was scared...

After tossing for a long time, Zinuo raised his head high and exhaled comfortably. He patted the swollen pig-headed face of the boy who had already been soft in **, jumped out of bed to stretch his muscles and bones, and said, "Well, he really can't speak."

Lin Xiaowei cast a sympathetic look at the boy and said, "I said he had a problem, but you don't believe it. Look at how you tossed him."

"Well, a big man can't even stand this pain. I haven't made a trick yet."

"Is there a unique trick? You even used the monkey to steal peaches. Can he stand your unique trick?

Zino's soft face turned slightly red, smiled awkwardly and changed the topic and said, "You have to give him a name. You can't always feed him."

Lin Xiaowei nodded: "It's time to give him a name, otherwise I don't know how to call him."

"Why don't you call him mute?"

"No, that's too harmful."

"Call me an idiot?"

Lin Xiaowei said anxiously, "Zinuo."

"Haha, just kidding, look at you nervous."

Lin Xiaowei's face turned slightly red and said angrily, "How can I be nervous?"

Zino shrugged his shoulders: "Well, then don't be nervous. But you picked up the person, and of course you choose the name.

Lin Xiaowei committed the crime: "But I won't choose a name."

"Then think of him as your son and give him a name."

Lin Xiaowei laughed and scolded, "How can I have such a big son?"

"I'm just saying that it's your son."

"How to be? He seems to be older than me.

"...Alas, beautiful stupid girl." Zino shook his head and said, "It's up to you, cats and dogs."