Chapter 09 Check the water meter

Blackcurrant Internet Cafe, 9:12 p.m...

Lin Xiao is happily playing the game, sitting on the left side of the primary school version of Conan, and on the right side sitting on the big Loli version of Hermione, quite a lot of left and right Qingcang, and I talk about the smell of juvenile madness~~

"By the way, is there really no problem with this kind of game ID?"

Lin Xiao pointed to the "river crab" on the screen and asked with empty eyes, "Isn't this child afraid of the city management to check the water meter?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Little Conan was infinitely contempt, "Don't you know that there is a domineering shock behind every name? The more powerful the name is, the higher the winning rate, and when checking the water meter or something, haven't you found that everyone is using the local area network?

"Hidden attributes, this is." Lin Xiao complained casually, but she had already thought about the current situation quickly in her mind.

Little Conan with an IQ of 210, Uncle Mario, the adult Lori version of Hermione, and other "unusual" creatures in the Internet cafe, Lin Xiao can be sure of one thing - the City of God is by no means a simple town. The residents of the town are different from ordinary people, but more of the residents here, who are not ordinary people at all...

Lin Xiao has seen many "weirds" along the way, such as Spider-Man, Batman, Green Lantern, Science Madman, Duke Vladimir and so on.

I thought these people were just simple cosplay, but when Uncle Mario in the motel smashed a tube of pliers, Lin Xiao really felt a danger. From Hermione around him, he also smelled a faint magic fluctuation, not to mention the 6-year-old logical thinking but extremely meticulous. Little Conan, of course, except for emotional intelligence...

So, a very strange idea came to Lin Xiao's mind: What if these people are all real? They are not role-playing, but real protagonist projection or split bodies, but their spiritual memory has been tampered with and have the identity of residents of the City of God.

In other words, these "residents" of the City of God are not ordinary people at all. They come from a large collection of characters from one world to another!

In this way, the previous "abnormal human detention center" can also explain. Whether it is werewolves or tree spirits, although their appearances are different, they are indeed residents of the town. They are only imprisoned and treated for some mental symptoms.

But if this speculation is true, Lin Xiao's action will have to be much more restrained...

These people are no different from ordinary people when they are not angry. God knows whether they will be full of anger after being provoked, and then awaken their memory and kill everywhere... Well, Iron Man and Spider-Man can be provoked. The Moxican-style little yellow hair opposite touched and wanted to take a detour. God knows if he will turn into a super Saiyan, and then make a move of ten times the energy bomb that died together. And the elder Cybertan with octopus tentacles on his face can't easily provoke, otherwise he will set up a big array in anger and summon the Cybertan Legion, which is still a joke.

Not to mention, the little Conan around him also has to be carefully served. He is proficient in more than 600 killing methods, know more than 200 secret room killing methods, know hundreds of poisons, are good at making all kinds of alibi, cleverly using fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poison needles and other crime tools... .. Don't mess with him, or you won't know why you died.

And Big Lori Hermione, who entered the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from nine and three-quarters of platforms, experienced many assessments and cut through the thorns. During this period, she talked about the collapse of three boyfriends, thwarted the Voldemort conspiracy four times, and the top ten young pioneers...

......

With joke, Lin Xiao entered the game again. I have to say that this kind of holographic projection game can indeed create an immersive feeling, which is not surprising.

Entering the game, the team's magic dragon teammate asked naively, "Brothers, we will be teammates who climb the pit in the same trench next!" Come on!"

The demon baron laughed: "Well, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty."

"I am hungry to eat Hufu meat, laughing and drinking Xiongnu blood. I don't know how their blood tastes?" Count Vladimir sneered.

"The whole army will attack! Charge with me!" The muscular bull-headed man roared.

"Yes, there are team names on the opposite side, and we can't weaken our momentum, right? I propose to take a powerful and domineering name before departure.

"I agree."

The four people then had a heated discussion about the name of the team, and even almost broke out a scuffle. Lin Xiao, who was bored next to him, yawned and said helplessly:

"Why don't you call it 'Late Autumn Warm Dream and Song'."

The four were puzzled and thought that it was too literary and not suitable for their obscene little heart, but after Lin Xiao explained, they immediately used it happily, and even talked with the public screen and the opposite side.

"How about the warm dreams and songs in late autumn?" This sentence is actually similar to "I bought a watch last year"~~

The other monk was confused and blinked innocently, "It's okay, it's quite literary~~"

"Hahaha."

......

The battle is imminent.

Opposite are five beauties, known as "dreaming back to the Three Kingdoms Day Diao Chan" and "boating in the west in the afternoon"... Compared with Lin Xiao's pure violent monster combination of taures, vampires, dragons and demon barons, it is undoubtedly much more eye-catching.

The two sides are getting closer and closer, and the first collision between "Beauty and the Beast" is about to begin.

"Dish them away!"

The tall, fat and round-waisted tareoxman roared and hit it out heavily.

Savage collision!

For collision, choose savage collision, not 998 or 888. It only takes two seconds to let the girl opposite experience the pleasure of heaven.

It's so cool that I can't breathe!

The girl opposite feels a little unable to breathe... The old cow in a vest roared and rushed up as soon as it met and hit it fiercely with its horns.

It's okay to hit it. The girl opposite was ready to be knocked away and then "* gently". As a result... When people were in mid-air, the old cow did not trample on the earth, but slapped.

A slap!

A girl poses and is ready to go up and down with your movements, and you will slap her directly?

It's so confusing!

A delicate girl was slapped, and even a white front tooth flew out. Lin Xiao, who saw this scene behind, couldn't help sighing. No wonder the tare bull has been single all his life...

However, it was obvious that Lin Xiao's other three teammates also did not mean to pity jade. In the three excited wolf howls, the three guys rushed up fearlessly.

The birth of the magic dragon!

The big man with dragon blood jumped up and tore his armor in the air, and then the exclusive dragon flame enveloped it!

The fangs, claws, steel-like scales, the flame was broken away by huge force, and what reappeared in front of everyone was a demon dragon!

Surrounded by flames, leaving a path of flame under their feet. Wherever they passed, the gentle earth dried up, cracked, and turned into hot lava! Dragon blood warrior, the top creature on the earth!

Roar, fly!

The girl who fell to the ground just raised her hand to make the first attack, and the magic dragon fit up, spitting flames out in his mouth to put the weak girl down and press it under her wantonly**...

Count Vladimir followed closely, showing two slender fangs at the corners of his mouth, turned into a flying bat, and pounced on a girl, and then heard the girl's "ah" cry and twitching...

This battle did not need Lin Xiao to intervene at all and directly played a wave of GG. Even if Lin Xiao wanted to give his head, he finally got the second good value, which was getting farther and farther away from the road.

After playing two games, once the initial freshness is over, Lin Xiao will be a little bored. I opened the web page and planned to search for relevant intelligence and materials, but there was a sudden disturbance outside, and someone shouted:

"The guards are coming!"

There was an immediately riot in the Internet cafe, and people panicked.

The boss was also strange. With a huge pumpkin head and a body made of straw, he staggered and rushed over and shouted, "The wind is tight! Go through the back door! Here comes the water meter!"

Everyone rushed out of the blackcurrant Internet cafe like an amnesty. The monk Lin Xiaozhang was confused, but he would not stay here stupidly. He followed Hermione and walked out, and did not forget to pick up Conan, who had short calves.

"Run! Run home and get under the bed. Don't be caught by the guards!" He told Hermione as he ran.

Lin Xiao was curious, "What will happen if you are caught?"

"Stupid, do you ask such simple questions? You must be an ape that hasn't evolved yet, right? Conan, a primary school student, complained again.

Lin Xiao's face was expressionless, "If you talk nonsense, I will hang you on the branch and let you taste what it means to hang the southeast branch."

Finally, Hermione explained: "The guards are some Nazis who will be caught by them and taken to Auschwitz for confinement."

“......”

The three rushed out of the back door and suddenly saw a group of heavily armed Nazi soldiers, who said they were soldiers, but from the withered and rotten face, it was still easy to recognize that this was actually a group of Nazi zombies.

"No, the sound hits the east and the west!" Little Conan reacted at the first time, or didn't say IQ 210.

Before the netizens who ran out before they could disperse, they were blocked by the Nazi zombie guards. Immediately, some people hugged their heads and squatted on the ground, looking like "Rang Juncai".

The other part of the people threw off their feet and ran wildly and rushed into the vast night.

Lin Xiao and Big Lori looked at each other and silently ran away along the corner of the wall. Along with him was a pirate cat wearing a blindfold and boots.

"Drink--, that fellow, do you want to escape the sanctions?"

When the four were found, they immediately ran away without saying a word.

Looking at the four guys who were not afraid but ran more and more carnival, the Nazi zombie guards were stunned for a moment. When they ran far away, they shouted,

"You guys, chase! The suspect is extremely dangerous and can be corrected on the spot when necessary!"

The Nazi zombie guards were divided into two groups. One group took the captured netizens to the Auschwitz concentration camp, intending to help them quit their Internet addiction, and the other group dispersed to chase the fleeing exiles.

Lin Xiao ran wildly and saw the pirate cat in front of him standing up and running the fastest. He asked curiously, "Are you the reincarnation of the cat demon?"

"Bulls, you are the cat demon, and your whole family is a cat demon!" The pirate cat turned around and scolded, "I'm Schrödinger's cat, you idiot!"

As soon as the cat opened its mouth, it was full of dirty words, but the speed was extremely fast. When it reached the fork in the road, it stretched out its hind legs and peed. The smell of urine could be smelled thousands of miles away.

"Oh, learn from General Peng's horizontal knife immediately, right?"

"Well, don't look who I am, the smartest cat in the universe!"

Not long after the four people left, more than a dozen Nazi zombies chased after them. When they saw the fork in the road, a guard said, "Head, this is a fork in the road. Should I wait for that road?"

The leading guard slapped the questioning guy and said:

"You boy is a pig. In this case, you must act separately. You boy will take two guys to chase this way."

As soon as he finished speaking, a guard next to him suddenly sniffed and smelled a stream of * in his nose. He saw a bubble of cat urine and immediately came back to report: "Head, I encountered a bubble of cat urine on this road. I think I escaped in this direction."

The leading Nazi zombie shouted, "What are you waiting for?" Hurry up and chase in this direction? IF I CAN'T even catch A stupid cat, BOSS will definitely turn me into a cat.

With that, he was about to chase him, but the Nazi zombie who had just been ordered to track at the fork in the road suddenly grabbed the leader and quickly pointed to the fork in the road and asked, "Head, is that little one still going in that direction?"

The leader was so angry that he kicked him away and immediately shouted, "Go to your sister, pig head. In this case, you still ask nothing, go with me and chase--"

Poor guy is always shot and can only follow him. I didn't expect to be dumped by a cat's urine...

The zombie guard came to the fork in the road and heard the cat's cry. He didn't even stop and chased directly. However, suddenly, the leader stopped, and a group of guards behind him rear-ended and knocked him down.

"Head, what did you find?" The guard who found the cat urine asked intelligently and immediately got a full score in his boss's heart. He was not only delicate, but also could speak.

The leading captain nodded, then pointed to the fork in the road and said, "There is another fork in the road here. There should be a target we are looking for. Divide the troops into two ways to find it. Maybe there may be some gains."

"Head, is it impossible?" The guard who had just been beaten twice jumped out and sang against the tune, and suddenly ushered in a few gloating and joking eyes, but the guard still went his own way and said with great certainty, "We all heard the voices of those people just now and fled in this direction!"

As soon as the words fell, he suddenly felt a stomachache, his buttocks turned up, and left the earth. This was not the first time he could expect that it must be the roar of the boss. Sure enough, the leader roared: "You stupid pig, I really don't understand how the boss can make you strange. Stupid!"

"Yes, it's really a group of idiots~~" Lin Xiao sighed helplessly.

In fact, these guys really chased in the right direction. After the pirate cat urinated, they led everyone into a fork in line based on the military strategy of "virtual is real, real is virtual". It happened to be blocked by two groups of guards.

He threw Conan over the wall, threw it into someone else's yard, and kicked the pirate cat away again. Lin Xiao looked at the Nazi zombies blocked from both ends.

"Well, although you have thoughts and it's just 'enclosed' to be caught in Auschwitz, I'm sorry, I really don't want to be restricted by you." While talking, he had taken out a pearl* and threw it lightly.

With a burst of fire and screams, the Nazi zombies who took the lead in charging fell to the ground immediately. Two unlucky people in the center of the explosion were directly blown off their thighs, and their bodies were also beaten by steel balls. However, at this time, the strength of the undead creature was once again manifested. After such a serious injury, the other party quickly picked up his thigh and pressed it with a "click"...

"Very good, it can cause physical damage, but haven't you got any evil value?" Lin Xiao muttered, "It is reasonable that such a provocation should arouse a lot of anger. Does it have to be killed?"

Just now, he has found that the attributes of these Nazi zombies are not very strong, and at most they are at the same level as the bodyguard of death. If Lao Huang comes to this world, he will be sure to be defeated with one fist.

Waiting for the experiment, Lin Xiao's eyes moved, extinguished the flame in the palm of his hand, looked at the holy light that broke out in the distance, and jumped on the wall and left quickly.

Floating himself with infinite magic, Lin Xiao stood dozens of meters high in the sky and looked at the adventurer who had just broke out hundreds of meters away.

It was an adventurer in Europe and the United States. He didn't know his name. He held a crystal ball in his hand. Behind him, an angel's virtual shadow appeared. The angel's face was blurred. After an obvious power action, he condensed into a spear of light from the void and threw it out fiercely, directly piercing a Nazi zombie.

The Nazi zombie was pierced by the light spear of the opposite attribute, and suddenly howled, with yellow smoke rising all over its body, quickly corroding and melting into a pile of white ashes.

"Hey, a zombie's 10 evil value, a big tonic~~" The adventurer smiled and turned his head to look at the remaining pursuers.

Seeing that their companions were ruthlessly killed, these Nazi zombies were stunned. They howled and turned around and ran away.

"Would you like to run?" An angel in mid-air roared, and two spears of light shot out, killing two Nazi zombies.

"Rangchen thief, dare!" shouted like thunder, and a shadow wrapped in a cloak rode a nightmare horse and ran on the roof.

European and American adventurers narrowed their eyes, "Ajie ling? Unfortunately, it's a dark creature after all. I'd like to see how capable you are.

The angel behind him suddenly opened his wings, accompanied by a loud phoenix, and the judgment sword burning with the flame of holiness fell from the sky!