Chapter 019 Find a fight

Seeing that Xiaoqi's single wood was difficult to support, the seven dwarf brothers, regardless of etiquette and shame, rushed up with a howling voice, shook off their arms and launched an inhumane siege against Lin Xiao.

But the problem is... Some things are not enough to work hard, just like Xiaoming can't dunk, Sister Feng can't take the position with unspoken rules, and Xiao Guo is less than 1.6 meters away. No matter how much these guys support themselves with faith, no matter how much they cheer up, they are vulnerable in front of Lin Xiao.

With Lin Xiao's crushing speed, strength and body method, the Christmas dwarfs can only silently withstand the stormy impact, as if Simeng's big ** shy and gentle bride on the wedding night~~

When the seven dwarfs were knocked down by Lin Xiao again, the eldest brother finally shouted angrily: "Don't fight, don't fight!" You won!"

Han Xin can endure the humiliation of **. It's not impossible to be wronged for a while, but you can't let Han Xin lie under the crotch for a lifetime, can you?

A moment of grievance can stimulate fighting spirit and pretend to be a grandson for a lifetime. That's really a grandson.

One of the seven beats, and he was beaten black and blue. He couldn't find the southeast and northwest. In addition, he couldn't take care of himself. If he continued to fight, he could only humiliate himself.

"Well, children can be taught." The seven dwarfs were "convinced", Lin Xiao stood with his hands, his eyes were calm and deep, and the master was lonely...

"Mother Xipi, you beat us, you can try to wake up the princess!" The seven dwarfs grinned and grinned, but they stared one after another and watched strongly.

......

The moonlight was cut into a bunch by the curtains and sprinkled on the bedside, giving a pair of yellow flip-flops a special appearance.

As the saying goes: a pair of shoes on the ground.

Do you know what a man's surprise is?

The man's surprise is naturally that when he wakes up from a deep sleep, he finds that there is a small underwear with lace on the edge of the pillow. The full elasticity and soft touch can imagine how charming the * wrapped in this little underwear will be, and then slowly recalls how he enjoyed this little * picture last night, subconsciously Reach out to the side...

But do you know what panic is? That is, when you woke up, you found that there was also a flower underwear beside the bed, but when you slowly pulled it out of the quilt, you suddenly found that it was an oversized size! Even the underwear with a waist circumference twice as big as you! At that time, you didn't have the courage to recall what you did to the man lying next to you last night...

Lin Xiao came to Princess Anne. Under the moonlight, the pure and lovely girl as an angel was still sleeping quietly, waiting for the Prince Charming to wake her up from her nightmare...

Under the strong onlookers of a group of dwarfs, Lin Xiao touched his chin and began to think... Is this a trap? It must be. But why did Sleeping Beauty come to the mental hospital? Does she often sleepwalk? These seven Christmas dwarfs jumped out again. Aren't you Snow White's spare tires?

Well, to be honest, Lin Xiao is actually more curious about how is Princess Anne's stepmother?

"Hey, you're kissing, I'm so anxious!" Seeing that Lin Xiao had not moved for a long time, a dwarf urged angrily.

After hearing this urging, Lin Xiao reacted. He stood up straight, reached out and stroked Princess Anne's smooth and delicate skin, and then... Bang!

A crisp applause resounded through the ward!

Lin Xiao was really fierce this time. A blood-red palm print quickly appeared on Princess Anne's face, and blood was drawn from the corners of her mouth.

The dwarf brother was first stunned and his face was incredible, and then the face of a bronze cake carved by the mold showed an expression of gritting teeth, shouting and rushing up to fight with Lin Xiao desperately, but Lin Xiao referred to the sleeping beauty who pointed to the disease**...

With a "bang", Princess Anne's two curved willow leaves frowned slightly, showing a touch of unbearable weakness on her face, and then gently opened the pair of happy and affectionate eyes...

"Wake up? Unexpectedly woke up!"

"The princess is really awake!"

The dwarf brother held Lin Xiao's finger with tears in his eyes, "Mr. is really a god~~!"

Lin Xiao curled his lips and smiled. My family knows my own affairs. I am neither a warrior who challenges the devil nor a prince on a white horse. How can I wake up the "sleeping Beauty" with a kiss?

But just now, I received a prompt to trigger a side mission: wake up Sleeping Beauty.

That is to say, Princess Anne can definitely wake up, but she still needs to think more about the means...

Under Lin Xiao's careful observation, it was found that Princess Anne's eyes did not collapse and her breathing was also stable. Although her skin color was a little sickly pale, it could be understood as the lack of outdoor exercise for a long time. And when I was about to kiss, these dwarfs were all in a strong onlooker, and their eyes were simply gloating... After melting these clues in her mind, Lin Xiao finally came to the conclusion that the sick beauty was actually pretending to sleep! To put it bluntly, she is lazy.

After all, this is reality, not a fairy tale. Ordinary people have to finish eating without eating for a week. Behind Princess Anne, there is a professional medical catering team. Every day, people provide delicious food, open their mouths, eat, and live a more moist life. In this case, the pig doesn't want to wake up!

This is like dealing with people who stay in bed in winter. The best way is to open the window and tear off the quilt... If you have the ability, go back to sleep!

Lin Xiao's slap just now is similar to this way of drawing money from the bottom of the kettle~~ To deal with tired and lazy people, you can only get a filial son under the stick...

"Why don't you kiss the princess?"

After a moment of silence, Lin Xiao replied silently, "The princess hasn't brushed her teeth for many days... I hate bad breath.

After saying that, under the gaze of Princess Anne's "resentment", Lin Xiao waved her sleeves and did not take away a cloud~~

"Ding: The side mission 'Wake Up Sleeping Beauty' has been completed and won 5 merit points."

......

Lin Xiao continued to walk in the quiet corridor and soon came across a brightly lit ward.

There are two people in the room. One is an old man in flip-flops, a bald skull and a polyester short shirt. Presumably everyone is familiar with it~~ The other is a golden curator with a feathered scarf and a long sword sitting in front of the TV.

Next to them were popcorn, toilet paper towels, and a plate of peanuts and Lao Bai dried. And these two groups are excited to watch an island action film...

Seeing the excitement, the fire cloud evil god drank liquor and sighed, "In those years, I punched Nanshan Kindergarten and kicked the nursing home in Beihai. After hundreds of battles, I have never been defeated, but I was extremely cold in the high place... One of the four sorrows of life: the master is lonely.

Curator Jin ate popcorn and said, "Who said no? Who hasn't had a bitter thing yet.

"The four sorrows of life," curator Jin sighed and shook his head, "the four sorrows of my life... My girlfriend sent a text message to break up, and I was at a loss, but then she sent another text message: 'Sorry, I sent it wrong'~~'

"Oh, hurry up and make the old tree root, I'll go~~"

"It's like a note. This person drinks gutter oil and Su. Sanlu milk powder tied by Danhong?

"It must be drunk, otherwise the good kidney will be gone."

“......”

Lin Xiao was speechless and was about to turn around and leave. The eyes of the fire cloud evil god, who was still sloppy just now, suddenly aered, "It's murderous!"

He flashed out of the room and stood in front of Lin Xiao. He looked up and down at Lin Xiao and sneered:

"Kid, it's very good. I'm optimistic about you. Let me kill you!"

Lin Xiao was speechless, raised his fist and threatened:

"Old man, what is this? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole? Don't force me to take action. I'm even afraid of myself when I get crazy.

"Should you take action?!"

Lin Xiao pretended to hit hard, touched the forehead of the evil god with his finger, and then asked, "How's it going? Are you all right?"

"Hehehe~~"

Lin Xiao was so laughed at and greeted him with a fist: "Old man, you are very good at beating, aren't you?"

"Exercively."

"Exercive!"

"Five hard!!"

“...... Well, you won. Can't I leave if I can't beat you?" Lin Xiao turned his head and left. The evil spirit of Huoyun was gone. He grabbed Lin Xiao's wrist with one move.

"Do you want to leave after eating dry? It's easy for me to fool you, isn't it?" He smiled and stretched out two fingers, and the fire cloud evil god said coldly, "Either be killed by me or tell a joke that makes me happy. You can choose by yourself!"

Lin Xiao shrugged his shoulders, coughed, and said:

"One day, Xiaoming went out to play and met friends, and began to say hello..."

"Hey, shit."

"How many times have you said it, please call me Jixiang!"

"Hey, dung beetle father, dung beetle mother, little beetle."

"Please ask us to collect the three treasures!"

"Hey, crab."

"How many times have you said it, please call me a capricious man!"

"Hey, sanitary napkins."

"How many times have you said, please call me a vampire!"

"Hey, condom."

"How many times have you said it, please tell me to stop the elves!"

“......”

"It's not funny at all." The fire cloud evil god pinched his finger, the blue veins at the corners of his eyes were exposed, and a pathological twisted smile appeared on his face. He said hoarsely, "Do you want me to kill you?"

"Cough, you don't like realistic people, do you? Then I'll have another one." Lin Xiao's eyes changed, and her voice became hoarse and low, as if she could hear the smell of war and smoke:

"I still remember that Hu Hansan, the hero of the Anti-Japanese War, was covered with blood and was on the verge of death, and was being hugged by tears by his comrades-in-arms. The anti-Japanese war hero pointed to his chest tremblingly, and his comrades-in-arms groped doubtfully and took out a sum of money from it..."

"This...this is my party fee... help me give it to the party..." The hero closed his eyes after saying this, and the horn of war victory echoed in his ears, and the roaring wind blew on the bloody party fee, and the crying of his comrades became a sad song.

"Now there is the same epic drama: a college student's face is yellow and thin, on the verge of starvation, and is hugged by his roommate's tears. The college student pointed to his chest tremblingly. The roommate groped doubtfully and found a lump of yellow money from it..."

"This...this is my network fee... Help me get a member. These days, 100... There are free... 50..." After saying this, he closed his eyes. The lens rotated and rose, and the hoarse cry of the roommate echoed throughout the dormitory building...

"It still doesn't work." Huoyun's evil god was expressionless, "Isn't there a sense of substitution at all!"

"Ha ha, then you have to take out the last killer." Lin Xiao's voice suddenly became cold and erratic:

"The so-called wandering under the garden tree, hanging from the southeast branch.

When the father and mother heard that the daughter came, they hung themselves on the southeast branch.

When the government official heard about this, he hung himself in the southeast branch.

Look up to the sky and laugh and go out. Continue to hang the southeast branch..."

"Oh! You evil! You want me to hang you on the southeast branch, right?

The body of the evil god of the fire cloud was shocked and the murderous spirit surged wildly. For a moment, Lin Xiao only felt that he was in the vast sea of blood, and his hands and feet were cold... But at this time, the fire cloud evil god suddenly got back into the ward and said, "Kid, it seems that someone is going to trouble you. In fact, I prefer to watch others beat you to death than by yourself~~"