Chapter 303, Storm
As soon as he opened the door and appeared, the above roar was a tall and strong white man, wearing the same standard military uniform as the human army in the movie. It seemed that he was still a little familiar?
Fan Kang immediately recognized him. Isn't this Lieutenant Sim, the instructor when the hero first entered the barracks in the movie?
This roar stunned the bald man directly, not only because he didn't expect that it was a foreigner who opened the door, but also because he couldn't understand what Sim was talking about. Does the underworld need to understand a foreign language?
Simm seemed to be even more angry when he saw the dullness of the bald man. He bent down and grabbed the bald man's collar and roared, "Are you deaf or dumb? I'm asking you!"
The bald man finally reacted, but he did not turn his head to ask the people in the room for help, nor did he even explain it in Chinese. Instead, he did the last thing he should do. He suddenly punched Sim's nose fiercely. While Sim was in pain and let go, he got up and rolled from the ground. He rushed out of the door, and before rushing out, he didn't forget to turn his head and yell at the room, "You fucking wait for me!" Don't try to lie to me...!"
"Damn it! Sentinel, grab that *-like!" Sim covered his bleeding nose with one hand and shouted outside the door with one finger.
Two seconds later, a bald man shouted angrily outside the door, "Let go of me, fuck me!" Um...!" A dull scream!
"Dare to attack the officer! Get him to the confinement room!" Sim shouted outside the door again, "I will teach him a lesson in person after the assessment!" It seems that the bald man has been subdued,
Fan Kang and Wu Chen looked at each other and shook their heads slightly. Simm's order undoubtedly sentenced the fate of the bald man to be erased three hours later.
"That's right... this instructor is in the movie!" Suddenly, a voice sounded next to him. Fan Kang turned his head and looked at it. It turned out that it was Huang Han who was talking. He muttered as if he had found something. It seemed that he had seen the film, and the other newcomers were also shocked. Although they may not have really seen the movie, the last trace of suspicion on their faces also followed thoroughly. Disappeared, and the bald man's trouble is not completely useless,
"Well, why do people always have such a dead brain? Do you still want to die when the facts are all in front of you? Ji Lingling whispered with some regret,
"But that's fine, at least don't worry that he will make trouble for us." Wu Chen laughed indifferently,
"But he also undoubtedly left a bad impression on us in the instructor's heart..." Yue Hongjie said slightly worriedly,
"And you rubbish! It's no different from that bastard just now!" Sim turned around and walked into the room again, and then several soldiers with guns appeared at the door. They stared at the crowd, afraid that anyone would have another wind and a gun to serve him, which scared several newcomers to tremble and retreat a few steps except for the police, and this move also made Sim more for no reason. When he became irritable, he covered his bleeding nose with his big hand but couldn't cover his face. The roar made people's ears numb. "I really don't understand why the top is not the fortress to give me these garbage. What kind of dogged uniform are you wearing, and you, miss, is still wearing a skirt. Do you think you're here to choose? Is it beautiful? What? And a son of a bitch? Fuck, are we scouts here? Huh? Even middle-aged women have it. I'm fucking mad at you!"
Wu Chen secretly rolled his eyes at Fan Kang. It seems that he was really right by Yue Hongjie. Lieutenant Sim hates Wu and Wu. I don't know how much negative effects this will bring to everyone's assessment.
"... You must come from a third-rate army dressed in full of shit! However, you are lucky. Today happens to be the day of the recruit assessment. When you are all exhausted in the first subject assessment, I can kick you all back to your hometown openly...! Huh? Why is there one more person? Sim suddenly stopped roaring and said, and a warning flashed on his face!
Wu Chen immediately understood what the problem was. He took a step forward and gave a standard military salute to Sim, "Report, sir! We have one more person at the last minute. This is a transfer order!"
With that, Wu Chen took out a piece of folded paper from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it respectfully to Simm. This was the order he had prepared for Xiaohei in advance as early as the main god space, and only spent a general point.
Fan Kang felt warm in his heart. He didn't know this matter at all. Wu Chen's work is reassuring. There are no mistakes in all aspects of things. He really saved him a lot of things, and fortunately he has him...
Simm took the adjustment order with one hand and looked at it twice. There was indeed no problem with the adjustment order. Some procedures were complete, and perhaps it was Wu Chen's standard of military ceremonial, which surprised him. His face finally looked a little better, but he still asked coldly, "Which one has been added? New garbage?"
"Report, sir, it's him!" Wu Chen pointed to Xiaohei,
Sim turned his head and saw that the little black who was taller and stronger than himself suddenly lit up. He walked a few steps to the little black, looked up and down at the little black, and asked, "Are you Schwarzenegger?"
Fan Kang remained calm and commanded Xiaohei to make a military salute to Sim. The action was not very standard but also quite imposing.
"Reporter, he is a mute!" Wu Chen followed up and explained,
"Can a mute join the army?!"
"But he is very strong!"
"Oh," Simm smiled with contempt, "Strong...!" As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly punched Xiaohei's abdomen fiercely!
Fan Kang immediately felt that Xiaohei was angry in the face of the threat. He wanted to fight back and even kill Simm. Fan Kang quickly stopped Xiaohei through telepathy. At the same time, Xiaohei's abdomen was also punched by Schwarzenegger!
However, Xiaohei did not move, but Sim's hand had a kind of soreness and pain on the steel plate. He looked up at Xiaohei in surprise. At the same time, he did not lose face and pretended to withdraw his right hand as usual, but only he knew how painful it was.
Xiaohei looked at Fan Kang innocently, and Fan Kang was happy. After all, Xiaohei is a super monster with an average body index of more than 800. Even if the indicators only retain a few dozen of the original after transforming into a human appearance, it is still many times more than ordinary human beings. Naturally, it is silent. Sim, who originally wanted to give everyone a dark loss,
"Well...not bad!" Simm's surprise in Xiaohei's eyes was quickly replaced by the excitement of picking up the baby, but he still shouted coldly, "But what on earth are you doing... Schwarzenegger, see you on the playground, I already remember you!"
"Garbage! Give you three minutes to change your clothes and come to the playground!" Sim turned around and walked to the door, "If you can't get to the playground in three minutes, you don't have to take the assessment!"
"Sagain...Shir, where is the military uniform?" Pan Xing learned from Wu Chen and asked carefully,
Sim looked like he almost fell down. His face, which had just improved because of Xiaohei's appearance, became gloomy again. He obviously suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth and pointed to a cabinet in the corner of the wall. "I really don't know what you used to do in that third-rate army. I don't even know this. You idiot there! "
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As soon as Simm left, everyone immediately rushed to the wardrobe and opened it. There were indeed several sets of military uniforms neatly arranged according to the size, even for men and women. Everyone quickly chose the right number, including Xiaohei, who also came one set.
But the problem comes again. How to change clothes? There is only one room here, which can be seen at a glance. Several old men can say, what about the four ladies?
Wu Chen waved his little hand, "I can't care so much about the time. The man turns left and the woman pretends to the right, and don't look back!"
This is also a way. Men and women are separated in an instant.
Wu Chen also made full use of his time to change his clothes while telling several newcomers to pay attention to the task, and said who will help them complete the task in the task.
Fan Kang turned around and took off his clothes and changed into a military uniform. He was ready to move faster to make time to change for Xiaohei. Xiaohei would not wear clothes by himself. When he was wearing the button of his coat, he inadvertently looked up and was stunned. It turned out that there was a screen hanging on the wall in front of him, and the screen did not Electricity, the black mirror-like screen just reflects the scene behind him, and three clear figures are in it. They can also be recognized at a glance from their figure and hairstyle. It must be Zhan Shifang, Ji Lingling and Su Qi. They have all taken off their coats and can even see the style, color and hooks of the bras behind them. They are thin and small. The waist, the seductive curvature of the buttocks... It's just the back, but it's still lively and fragrant, and the blood is surging. The most important thing is that Su Qi doesn't even wear a bra, and she just wears a thong underneath...,
The next second later, Fan Kang reacted and lowered his head in a hurry. His cold face even had a fiery illusion, but even so, his disappointing little brother suddenly reacted and propped up his trousers. Men, especially a man in his twenties...
Fan Kang hurriedly sang the national anthem in his heart, "Get up...the people, take our flesh and blood...the new Great Wall...!" In his mind, he kept replaying the war blockbuster he had seen, and sang several sentences before his little brother slowly fell down. Then he was slightly relieved, but at this time, he suddenly heard a very small voice next to him, that is, the sound of swallowing saliva, which was indeed very small, almost humming than a mosquito a few meters away. It's not much bigger, and Wu Chen's voice keeps ringing around. It's more difficult to hear it, but it still hasn't escaped Fan Kang's keen hearing like a wolf.
Fan Kang looked sideways slightly and then frowned. Pan Xingzheng looked straight at the front and looked at the screen on the wall. The sound of swallowing saliva was made by him. From his perspective, although it was a little biased, unlike Fan Kang, he could at least see Ji Lingling and Su. Qi's back,
Fan Kang's good impression of Pan Xing has rapidly decreased a lot, but it is not easy to expose Pan Xing face to face. He pretends not to know and feels a little sorry for Ji Lingling. When he was thinking about what to do, suddenly a tall figure appeared in the corner of his eyes. Around,
Is that...? Fan Kang suddenly reacted and shouted bad, and quickly issued an order through telepathy, but it was still a step late. The tall figure was none other than Xiaohei!
With a few words, the little black face stretched out his big hand like an oversized iron pliers, pressed Pan Xing's neck like a chicken and pressed him to the ground!
Pan Xing shouted in horror, and everyone next to him was shocked, which also made Wu Chen's voice suddenly stop! Everyone dressed several times, including several women, gathered around and watched this scene puzzledly, and several newcomers looked extremely nervous on their faces.
Fan Kang smiled bitterly and quickly ordered Xiaohei to let go of Pan Xing,
Xiaohei stood up obediently and looked at Fan Kang. His confused eyes seemed to say that you didn't want me to do this?
Pan Xing was so scared that he rolled and crawled behind Huang Han, looking at the expressionless Xiaohei with fear, with a little guilty in horror.
"What's going on...?" Wu Chen asked, but his eyes looked at Fan Kang, because he knew that without Fan Kang's orders or feelings, Xiaohei would not attack others for no reason. However, before he finished his words, he looked up at the screen on the wall and the many clear figures reflected on the screen, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded. Laugh,
Wu Chen's smile, Zhan Shifang, Ji Lingling and others immediately understood by following his eyes and looking at the wall. Zhan Shifang frowned slightly, and Ji Lingling's face suddenly changed color. She stared at Pan Xing angrily, blushing and blackened and was about to walk towards him.
"The misunderstanding should be just a misunderstanding," Wu Chen quickly stopped Ji Lingling and advised, "I didn't notice that there was a screen on the wall..."
As soon as this came out, everyone understood. They looked at Pan Xing with different eyes. Su Qi also understood, and her face also blushed to the root of her ears, but Song Jinhui next to her also blushed slightly and stared at Pan Xing with a smile and angrily, but there was really nothing to do with you.
Ping's face was really embarrassing. He hurriedly said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I... I really didn't mean to..."
"Well, I said it was a misunderstanding. Time is tight. Let's go to the playground first!" Wu Chen also kindly helped Pan Xing speak, which is really not a big deal. Men all know that
Ji Lingling also felt that she had overreacted. She hummed and did it, but was a little puzzled. In the past, it was common to wear three-point swimming in the real world. Why was she so angry when she was just seen on her back this time? Suddenly, she seemed to understand the reason. "Maybe Because he is also here, I feel a little sorry for him, right? By the way, Xiaohei is just an alien, how can he understand this? Did he see it, so...?" While thinking about it, Ji Lingling's face turned redder.
A small storm calmed down. Except for Huang Han's joke and patting Pan Xing on the shoulder, no one said anything more, because it was really just a trivial matter.
Fan Kang and Wu Chen seized the time to start changing clothes for Xiaohei. In this process, several women naturally had to turn their backs. Only Huang Han, Lu Xiaoming and Pu Xing looked at this scene confusedly. Some people didn't understand why the tall Schwarzenegger had to help them change clothes?
However, Huang Han and Lu Xiaoming didn't think much about it. There were enough strange things here, and no matter how much it was, it was not surprising. Only Pan Xing's eyes looked back at Fan Kang and Wu Chen's back, recalled the scene just now, and finally locked their eyes on Fan Kang's body, and an annoyed flashed in his eyes. Angry and cold eyes...
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When I rushed out of the barracks, the time was about to reach three minutes,
It turned out that everyone was in the same military camp as in the movie, surrounded by four tall walls. Every few meters on the wall, there was a huge artillery-like weapon. In the middle was a huge playground, scattered with many special training equipment, and at least thousands of soldiers in unified military uniforms were Scattered in different areas of the training ground, the sound of slogans, shouts, cheers, reprimands and gunfires are endless. The whole barracks is like blowing up and doing something in full swing. As for the bald man, he knows where he has been locked up.
Fan Kang saw at a glance that a team of about 100 people dozens of meters away were quickly gathering, and it was Sim standing in front of the team with his hands!
"There! Let's go!"
Everyone trotted all the way there. Fan Kang and other seniors deliberately slowed down so as not to distance themselves from a few newcomers behind them, but they did not reach out to help anyone. They wanted to see how the physical fitness of several newcomers was before the assessment began.
Sure enough, as judged in advance, Huang Han is the best physical quality, who can follow him calmly. Surprisingly, Lu Xiaoming is a little gasping, but he can barely follow Huang Han. Thinking that it has something to do with his profession as a courier, Pan Xing is really very weak. He gasped without running two steps. Soon He was left behind, which was a little faster than Su Qi. The worst was Song Jinhui. Where is he running? It is not much faster than walking. Even so, he looks like he is weak.
This scene made Fan Kang, Wu Chen and others finally understand that their expectations were still too optimistic. In order not to leave a bad impression on Sim, they had to slow down more, collectively spread and wait for a few newcomers behind them to follow, and then line up at the end of the line.
As soon as they came, they immediately attracted the curious or sarcastic or indifferent eyes of many people in the team, and Fan Kang recognized several movie protagonists standing at the head of the team at a glance, including the hero Johnny and the female No. 2 Tis.
After standing down, Fan Kang saw that Sim immediately cast a strange look at them, especially the crumbling Song Jinhui and others. That look could no longer be described as dissatisfaction. It was simply contempt from the bottom of the bottom of his heart!
"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, bastards! Except for some garbage, all of you have completed the devil training. Today is the time to test your character!" Simm walked in front of the team and roared,
"I don't need to say that you already know that only after completing all the assessments can you be qualified to obtain the military rank. Only by obtaining the military rank can you become a real soldier and enjoy citizenship!"
"Don't imagine that I will open up to you. Only truly qualified soldiers and unqualified soldiers can get military ranks from me. Go back and be your lowly civilians forever!"
"No more nonsense. Today, I will assess a total of five projects, which are ten kilometers of obstacle running, armed fighting, target shooting, team combat and live ammunition assault. I can remind you that it is only possible if you pass at least three of them. I mean, maybe, not sure, to get the rank, do you understand? "
"Yes, sir!"
"Okay, the first item, ten-kilometer obstacle run!"