Chapter 327, WC problem

35 hours and 32 minutes before the start of task three,

Fan Kang and others finally came to the temporarily arranged dormitory and found that in addition to the limited area of the Ticond Lujia base, the dormitory is much smaller than the new barracks. Other conditions are really good. It has constant temperature day and night, suitable humidity, provides hot water and buffet 24 hours a day, and even a sauna and a physiotherapy room. Entertainment rooms and so on, the hardware facilities are much better than the new barracks. Fan Kang and others are very satisfied, except for a little...

Speaking of human beings in this world are very strange. Through the observation in the past few days, Fan Kang and others found that people here are not very open to "sex", and there are many conservative sexual concepts. For example, Carmen, who had sex with Johnny for the first time before joining the army after graduating from high school. However, they can accept male and female soldiers living together, and even bathing together, and even men and women ** bathing together. This kind of situation is clearly contradictory in the eyes of Fan Kang and others is the most normal for all human beings here. The only reasonable explanation for this is the difference in social concepts, just like once upon a time, Western women People wearing three-point swimsuits on Chinese beaches will be considered "indehumane" or even directly defined as "**",

This inevitably causes a lot of trouble to the daily life of reincarnations. Fan Kang and his men are fine, but it is very inconvenient for Zhan Shifang and Ji Lingling and other women. They live in the same room with a group of strange men, some of which are still *. Which woman can sleep? This is still light. You let three little girls and an old woman take a shower with a group of ** men, or when you are going to the toilet, a few men suddenly rush in from the outside and pee in front of you. Is this lifeless?

The Undead Bird Team temporarily came up with a way. For example, when they were in the dormitory, they made a special area for several women to live in. Several women did not take off their clothes when they slept at night. They looked inside early in the morning, so as not to avoid seeing those soldiers stripped naked. When they took a shower or went to the toilet, they also left someone outside the door to guard the door and resolutely refused to let them go. Any male soldier goes in,

This move inevitably aroused the surprised eyes of some soldiers around him, but Fan Kang and others didn't care. Anyway, they went back after completing the task in a few days. You can see it as you like. Fortunately, the camp is big enough, the dormitory is big enough, Fan Kang's rank is also high enough in the recruits, and the new barracks have come like this these days. < /P>

However, the Tikand Land-Plus Fleet Base is obviously unable to provide these conveniences. Although it is very large, it can't stand the large number of people. It also has to free up most of the area for storing weapons, ammunition, food, etc., etc., for soldiers, especially for the lowest level of the mobile force to live in a much smaller bed. Not to mention squeezing the bed, more than 300 people in every three companies have to share a bathhouse and a toilet. Zhan Shifang and others can not take a shower, but they can't go to the toilet, right? And you can't hold it all day until there are fewer people at night, right?

Looking at the lively scene of men and women entering and leaving in front of the toilet door, several women looked sad,

At this time, Wu Chen suddenly raised his eyebrows and said happily, "Ha, the three sisters and Aunt Song, don't worry. I have a way."

This differential aunt made Song Jinhui's face dark, and she carefully glanced at Wu Chen and whispered, "Young man, am I that old...?"

Ji Lingling asked excitedly, "Quickly, what can you do?"

Wu Chen smiled proudly and stretched out his hand, and a small plastic bag appeared in his hand. "Use this."

"Is this...?" Ji Ling Ling Qi Dao,

"You don't even know this?" Wu Chen pulled out a soft rectangular object that seemed to be paper products from the bag. "This is called diapers, an adult model. I had expected that there might be a urine emergency in the task. During my second task, I prepared some to put in the storage ring, but it has never been used. Now it is not used. ..."

Everyone's hearts sweat,

"This is your 'good idea'!" Ji Lingling gritted his teeth and grabbed Wu Chen's shoulder and roared back and forth, "We are not paralyzed or incontinence. Who has peed in our trousers!" What should I do about poop...!"

Suddenly, many soldiers around looked at Fan Kang and others in surprise. Ji Lingling finally found that her voice was too loud, and no girl shouted "poop". Although she used Chinese and those soldiers couldn't understand it, the reincarnations around her could understand it. She blushed with shame and pushed Wu Chen's head away. I didn't dare to jump into Zhan Shifang's arms,

Wu Chen scratched his head with embarrassment, "It seems... I forgot to think about it."

Fan Kang and Zhan Shifang looked at each other with a wry smile. Fan Kang thought for a moment and said, "Can a living person still let urine die?" It's okay. At worst, when you go to the toilet, we men will forcibly stop the door to keep people from entering. Anyway, it's only these days.

Everyone thought about it, and it seemed that this was the only way.

Next, everyone solved the problem of beds and specially chose the innermost rows of beds. The women slept in it, and the men were scattered around to help them block other soldiers.

Several small things were arranged sporadically, and everyone finally realized that they were hungry. After all, they hadn't eaten for more than ten hours. They came to the cafeteria and found that this is the cosmic base. It is said that the federal government should spend at least one-third of the annual fiscal revenue here, except for hardware facilities, even food standards. It must be much higher than the new barracks,

Everyone took the right food, and Zhan Shifang also took out the fresh steak she secretly asked A Ling to make for Fan Kang from her storage ring. This is what Fan Kang has been eating these days.

Watching Zhan Shifang carefully take out the steak from the fresh-keeping bag, put it on the plate, sprinkle a little A Ling's seasoning, and finally put the knife and fork before pushing it in front of Fan Kang. Yue Hongjie and others are envious, but not the steak that is only ripe and dripping with blood, but envy Zhan Shifang's kindness to Fan Kang. The care of the paste,

"Spiritual." Yue Hongjie suddenly said softly to Ji Lingling,

Ji Lingling couldn't help trembling and glanced at him angrily, "Speak well!" What a person! What are you doing?

"Spirit, you see, in this desperate and lonely world, a zombie is loved. Don't you believe in love?" Yue Hongjie said with infinite tenderness, "For example, I am so handsome, elegant and educated. Can you admit that you are not moved at all?"

"Oh?" Ji Lingling actually smiled sweetly, "Brother Jie, are you moved by me?"

Yue Hongjie patted his chest and said, "That must be sure and definitely moved. Don't worry, there is no problem with Doudou. I said that she didn't dare to say two. I pointed out that she didn't dare to face the west. You do big and she did small..."

"Spirit, you see, in this despair... Can you admit that you are not moved at all... You are big and she is small!" Yue Hongjie's words stopped abruptly, opened his mouth, and stared at Ji Lingling, who was still smiling, and a small instrument playing in her hand.

"Hee," Ji Lingling smiled proudly and said, "Just now, as soon as your fox's tail moved, I guessed that you wanted to play with your mouth again, so I quietly took out this tape recorder from the storage ring. Originally, it was intended to be used for other purposes. It's not bad for you. Brother Jie, guess, I'm going to take this thing back to Sister Doudou. Listen, what will happen to you?"

"My aunt!" Yue Hongjie quickly stood up and nodded and said, "You are my aunt. Are you full? Do you want me to bring you something else to eat?"

"If you don't tell me, I forgot," Ji Lingling pinched the tape recorder with two fingers and drew circles in the air. Yue Hongjie's eyes also followed the recorder. "Just now, there was a roast chicken leg over there, but there were too many people in line and I didn't bother to line up, but I don't know how it tastes like...?"

"Wait, I'll line up right away!" Yue Hongjie stabbed and turned around and ran away.

Seeing Yue Hongjie's boat caplapsing and being fooled like a grandson by Ji Lingling in the ditch, everyone laughed, especially several newcomers. In the face of the battle with the Zerg that will begin in more than 30 hours, it is strange that they are not nervous. At this time, this happiness has successfully dispelled those tensions, although it is only for a moment. But as long as you can still laugh, that's enough.

Fan Kang also smiled, and only he knew what was hidden in his heart. The suffocating pressure brought by the battle of life and death that would come on the next mission also weakened a lot with this smile. He lowered his head and ate a piece of beef and slowly chewed it. The determination in his heart became stronger and stronger. Anyway, who Don't think about taking this precious thing away from me again!

Next to her, Zhan Shifang secretly glanced at Fan Kang. In fact, she had long seen that Fan Kang had hidden something in her heart, and it was a big thing. Otherwise, he would not have been so strong. Even if he smiled, there was still a solemnity in his eyes that could not be dissipated, but she did not ask, because she Knowing that if Fan Kang wants to know, she will definitely say it. She doesn't want to embarrass Fan Kang. The burden on him is heavy enough that she doesn't want to do anything more.

(You fool, why can't you say it and let me bear it with you? Don't you know that no matter what happens, I will stand with you?)

Zhan Shifang sighed secretly and melancholy...

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Yue Hongjie took back the chicken leg and put it respectfully in front of Ji Lingling. Finally, Ji Lingling hummed and flicked his finger, and a tape recorder that appeared out of thin air flew towards him and was taken over by him. After confirming that this was the recorder that recorded his "criminal evidence", he directly included it into his own. I was relieved in the storage ring,

Everyone was soon full and was about to get up and return to the dormitory to rest, and then find another training ground to strengthen the training according to Fan Kang's plan, especially the survival training of several newcomers. Wu Chen suddenly came to Ji Lingling and said happily, "Sister Lingling, I have another way to let you go. Go to the toilet boldly!"

Ji Lingling's face darkened in an instant and said coldly, "If you want to take out something strange again, I promise I will stuff it into your mouth!"

Wu Chen waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, this time it's a place, a place where you can definitely go to the toilet!"

"Oh? Where?" Su Qi couldn't help asking. Her expression was a little strange. It turned out that she had already urinated.

Wu Chen smiled mysteriously and sold a barrier, "You can never guess that there is a very special place in this air fortress!"

Everyone's interest was aroused, but neither they nor Wu Chen would have thought that it was because of that mysterious place that a cloud of crisis had appeared above their heads...!

( After so long, there is finally the first helmsman, thanks to "God Mao practicing anus")