Chapter 395, Shock and Struggle
As soon as Xiaohei saw the photo in Fan Kang's hand, his big head immediately shook into a rattle. Although it was an alien, it was not an idiot. After getting along with everyone these days, it has understood the difference between men and women in human beings, just like the difference between itself and the alien queen.
So in its view, making it look like a human woman is like turning it into an alien queen. It is a great shame for the alien emperor and resolutely refuse to do it!
However, the arm can't resist the thigh. In Fan Kang's good words, especially Wu Chen promised that when he returned to the space, he would let A Ling roast ten fat sheep for him. Xiao Hei put on a deformed collar with a bitter face and thought about the appearance of the human woman in the photo, and completely covered it with a white fog. After living and dispersing, Xiaohei will complete the shape of the new image,
Of course, after the previous embarrassment of Xiaohei's transformation, Fan Kang and other men turned around in advance and only asked Ji Lingling, Su Qi and others to help Xiaohei change into the women's clothes that Wu Chen had already prepared.
I only heard a few women jingling while dressing Xiaohei,
"Wow, it's really plump, and the little black is so drifting."
"The skin is also good, not much worse than Sister Zhan..."
"Tut, this waist, this breast, this buttocks, I'm so envious..."
"Compastered with Xiaohei, I can't help but want to find the main god when I get back to the space..."
These words made several old men puzzled. When Ji Lingling said "Okay", everyone couldn't wait to turn around and their eyes widened!
Even if everyone has seen the photos just now, when they see the appearance of the real person, they still feel extremely amazing, just like looking at the stunning goddesses and angels in Western legends, with admiration one after another.
Xiaohei lowered his head with a face full of shame and anger, but this expression appeared on the beautiful face, but it became "shy" and added a little shyness to this extremely beautiful Western beauty.
Huang Han and Lu Xiaoming were even stunned, their throats trembled, and they obviously swallowed something.
However, a few seconds later, the amazing expressions on their faces disappeared at the same time, all grinning and wanting to vomit, because they all reacted that what was hidden under this beautiful skin was actually the big foodie Xiaohei. This feeling was really indescribably strange,
How's it going? It's really beautiful, isn't it? Wu Chen smiled proudly and said, "This was created by A Ling and I last night after repeated adjustments according to the beauty of Western women, and have you found out what her race is?"
Everyone took a closer look at Xiaohei, and Ji Lingling first hesitated, "Is it...Russia?"
"That's right," Wu Chen nodded and said, "When I knew that the opponent of the group battle was Russian, I had this idea, because through the information of the other party's team, it can be inferred that if the information displayed by the other party and us is exactly the same, first of all, they will definitely not know the existence of Xiaohei. Second, they can't know what kind of people we have. Third, they will not know the information about the newcomers after the start of the mission.
"Combining these three points, I asked Xiaohei to change the previous tall and burly appearance of Schwarzenegger into a stunning Western beauty, and an image that as long as a Russian man with normal sexual orientation will be fascinated as soon as he sees it. Because no matter who they regard Xiaohei as a * person among us, or as a newcomer, they will take Xiaohei lightly and even make crooked thoughts, and Xiaohei is a horrible alien emperor with an average attribute of up to 800 points, which is much higher than my attributes after I became the Serren Hulk, as long as the other party takes it first. The person who touches Xiaohei is not a smart reincarnation. Xiaohei may become a strange soldier who defeats the other party. Even if not, he can find a way to attack the other party once!"
Everyone nodded straight, but if you look at Xiaohei and don't think about its real identity, although the visual experience is still extremely beautiful, it always feels a little strange,
Taking a closer look, everyone immediately found the problem. It turned out that although Xiaohei had become a beautiful woman, he still maintained the habit of Schwarzenegger's previous image. His face was cold, and his eyes were fierce. When he walked, he was also full of wind and swaggering, and he didn't look like a delicate beauty at all. In short, it's indescribable weird,
Wu Chen scratched his head and said to Su Qi and Ji Lingling, "Sister Lingling, Sister Su Qi, Xiaohei will leave it to you. From now on, you don't do anything, only be responsible for teaching Xiaohei the most common habits of all women... No, the more coquettish the better!"
Su Qi blushed, and Ji Lingling scolded directly, "Get out, you are coquettish. Your whole family is coquettish!"
Wu Chen quickly changed his words and said, "No, no, of course, I don't mean that... You just think you are directors and Xiaohei is an actor. You train Xiaohei according to the image of those dusty women in movies and TV. You will wink and kiss or something. In short, the more you look like a real woman, the better!"
Ji Lingling and Su Qi nodded and pulled Xiaohei aside.
"Xiaohei, if you want to go like this, gently, twist a little... No, no, you are turning, not twisting..."
"Xiaohei, your eyes should be soft, don't be so scary, do you understand? Look at me..."
"Xiaohei, close your legs when you sit down, look, lean sideways like me, don't curl your legs so much, it will walk away..."
"Little Black! Don't wear clothes, you are no longer a man...!"
Everyone looked at Xiaohei with great interest and looked at Xiaohei's sad face and clumsily learning how to be a woman. When they saw the fun, everyone laughed. It was not until a timid voice sounded from behind that everyone remembered that the real business had not been done yet.
"Excuse me... who are you? Where is this?"
Everyone turned around and saw that several newcomers had woken up. This was what the young woman asked. She was about 20 years old, average-looking and beautiful, with a little quiet and calligraphy.
Look at the other three, a 27-eight-looking young man with a simple face, wearing a light green factory uniform and the words "so-and-so heavy industry" on his chest,
Then there is a man and a woman, almost 40 years old, dressed neatly and decently. At first glance, they are the kind of young and middle-aged people who have married and have a certain social status.
The faces of the four people were full of the newcomer's iconic tension and confusion, as well as deep vigilance against the people around them, but they did not make any other extreme reactions,
Fan Kang, Zhan Shifang and others nodded gently. Judging from the initial reaction, the quality of these four newcomers is quite good, especially in the team battle mission, which is even more important. Otherwise, a few idiots who do not believe in evil will not only have to "persuade" them to believe, but also protect them. , and always beware of them not to cause trouble, that's really troublesome,
Wu Chen said directly, " Hello, my name is Wu Chen. I know the feeling of suddenly coming here from a familiar place in the blink of an eye, but you have done a good job. In this damn place, calmness is a vital virtue that can save your lives many times.
"Now, please keep this virtue and close your eyes. It only takes a few seconds for you to understand what's going on."
The four people were stunned, but instead of closing their eyes obediently, they became more vigilant in the eyes of everyone. Obviously, they did not take Wu Chen's words seriously.
Wu Chen simply turned his hand over and took out his rifle and fired a few shots directly above his head.
The gunfire is loud and deafening!
The four newcomers were shocked and all shrank to the corner with a scream.
"Can you close your eyes now?" Wu Chen smiled and shook the rifle in his hand,
There was no hesitation. All four newcomers quickly closed their eyes and couldn't wait to squeeze their eyelids into their eyes. A few seconds later, they saw their expressions stunned at the same time, and the fear on their faces was also empty in an instant. Obviously, the data transmission had begun.
Wu Chen put away his gun and smiled helplessly with Fan Kang. It seems that even if he is a good newcomer, violence is an indispensable and most effective way. However, in any case, it is not easy for the newcomer to receive information, which is a good start for the task.
Then, everyone's expressions immediately became solemn, as if they were waiting for something to come.
Soon, the voice of the Lord God sounded in everyone's minds at the same time,
"The newcomer information has been accepted."
"Mission one, escort Harrison to complete the negotiations with the Zerg."
"Mission completion conditions and rewards: Harrison completes negotiations with the Zerg and returns to the flagship, with a reward of 600 points per person and 15 points for the team. If the negotiation is successful, there will be an additional reward of 100 points and 5 points.
"Mission failure conditions and punishment: Harrison did not complete the negotiations with the Zerg, 400 points will be deducted per person, and 10 points will be deducted from the team. Harrison died before returning to the flagship, with 400 points deducted per person and 10 points deducted from the team. If the negotiations with the Zerg fail, an additional 100 points and 5 points will be deducted.
Fan Kang immediately looked at Zhan Shifang and Wu Chen with a surprised face. Unexpectedly, Wu Chen really guessed correctly. The starting point of this task was indeed the unknown plot after the end of the "rationalization continuation version" movie!
Because the reason is very simple, there is no plot to negotiate with the Zerg in the movie, and there is no plot person named Harrison at all. The only reasonable explanation is that these happened after the split between the Free Army and the Federal Army!
"No wonder they didn't tell Johnny where they went at the end of the movie. It turned out that they were ready to join hands with the Zerg," Wu Chen said. "It's not surprising that they have neither a base nor energy. In order to fight against the federal army, they can only join hands with the Zerg. And our task seems to be to protect Harrison in the Free Army and complete the negotiations with the Zerg.
Fan Kang smiled and was relieved. Anyway, it was in vain to help Johnny and these old friends to carry out another mission.