Immortal anecdotes

014 Lome Cream

Moke walked on the grassland, the morning light sprinkled towards the sky, and the eastern horizon slowly climbed up to the sky: "Don't you follow us?"

"I'm not with you. I follow this boy and care about him." The old man stared at Yang Zifan, as if he had met a piece of fat meat. He wanted to eat it but was reluctant to eat it, and he was greedy.

What is the ring? After arguing all night, the old man kept silent.

"Caring? The gate of the Western Jin Dynasty has been destroyed for you. How can you send him to treat the disease? Mo Ke was so angry that if he could kill the old man, he would have smashed him to pieces.

"It's okay to go, but..." The old man was thoughtful.

"What can I do?" Moke stopped and was more important than anyone else to send Yang Zifan away in his heart.

"Flying on the ground." The old man looked at the glow in the sky and squeezed out four words.

"Looking for death." Mo Ke immediately rejected this idea. Although he did not know why Yang Zifan offended the immortals, Xuanxian came down to kill him and sent him up to death.

The old man didn't know about these festivals and wondered, "How can Feisheng find death? Mortans practice for soaring on the ground.

Moke didn't intend to tell the old man and shook his head, "Forget it, I'd better think of another way."

The old man grabbed his head and couldn't figure it out: "It's really evil. Flying to the ground is to die. What do you think? You must want to harm him, just say that the virtual world is not good..."

"Look, look, there are meteors again." Yang Zifan jumped and looked at the sky with joy on his face.

began to talk crazy again, and Moke sighed.

I'm seriously ill... I'm seriously ill again. The old man shook his head.

The two thought to their hearts that the master of Taoism has never seen anyone who will go crazy. It's really evil.

For two consecutive days, the three of them walked and stopped and kept circling around the grassland. Moke tried to find a useful method, but unfortunately he got nothing. Yang Zifan became more and more crazy. At this time, he pulled the grass and played with mud on the ground, as if he had returned to his childhood.

Worry, very sad.

He stood on the ground and looked at the vast sky, knocking hard on his head.

"Don't knock on your donkey's head, only I can do it." The old man played with Yang Zifan with great interest and said at the right time.

"You!" Mo Ke was originally upset, but when he saw Yang Zifan's stupid smile, his heart ached and said seriously, "Is there any other way?"

The old man shook his head and said, "No, not at all."

Moke was very disappointed and squatted on the ground and sighed.

For a long time, he seemed to have made an extremely difficult decision: "Go, I have to go with him."

The old man was shocked: "You are really looking for death when you go up."

"Anyway, it's all dead. What are you afraid of? Trapped here, my lord of the virtual world, if you want to break into their old nest and let them know that the virtual world is not easy to mess with.

He gave himself a "suitable" reason, but after all, it was the fairyland. The place where his sworn end was was only dead after going up. There was nothing else. He was not like Yang Zifan who was immortal.

"What the mother." After giving himself a reason, Moke was still afraid and couldn't help cursing.

"It's useless if you want to go up. The door of the fairyland is only open for mortals and will not be opened for the virtual world."

The old man's words once again broke the last hope raised by Moke.

If you let Yang Zifan go up alone, there will be a chance when he is not crazy. Now that he is crazy, there is really no return.

"Ring, put it in the ring." Yang Zifan put the soil on the ground one by one into the ring.

Moke's eyes turned and said, "Isn't it enough for me to hide in his ring?"

The old man shook his head and said, "Delusion, you should be very clear about the consequences of immortals coming to the virtual world. The fairy spirit of the fairy world is a deadly nemesis for you."

This method doesn't work, and that method doesn't work either. Moke pointed to the old man angrily and scolded, "It's all because you went crazy and destroyed the door of the Western Jin Dynasty. What's the use of you destroying him? If you want to destroy it, can't you wait for him to go up with me?"

The old man refused to give up and said with a serious look, "Someone opened the boundary door in the world. If I don't seal him up, won't you take advantage of the virtual world?"

"Well, don't you think the master of the virtual world can't open another door?" Moke snorted coldly, and he was the first person to run out of the gate: "Aren't I just going straight to the mortal world?"

The old man said, "That's a fool. He agreed to your request with Jieyu. If Jieyu is in my hands, I will immediately crush the contract and let you roll back to the virtual world.

"The problem is that you don't have boundary jade in your hand." Moke looked at him with a smile, and his eyes were full of contempt.

Jieyu is the old man's sad thing. If Jieyu was in his hands, it would not have happened to open the seal of the virtual world gate. It's only to blame the saint for not knowing the mortal and giving such an important thing to mortals.

His face was stiff and he looked sideways at the sun in the distance: "How can I understand the saint's idea? Why did Jieyu be handed over to them? Greedness and power struggle are their usual things. How can such an imperfect heart keep it..."

Moke was a little surprised to see the old man's rare true temperament and subconsciously asked, "Who the hell are you?"

The old man looked at Yang Zifan, who was playing with mud on the ground, and said with a wry smile, "I have two names, which are named Luo Meishuang..."

If Yang Zifan is awake now, he will be shocked.

Isn't Lo Mei Shuang's grandfather?

"Where is the immortal name?" Moke, who has fought with him many times, has recognized that he is also a fairy.

"Fairy name...haha..." The old man laughed twice, took out his chisel and hammer, with a lot of unwillingness in his eyes: "I'm just a doorkeeper dog."

"Lei Gongwu Chou?" Moke was slightly shocked.

Who is Lei Gongwu Chou? That is the person who fell from heaven. How could he be in the boundary of Cuixin Lake?

When the old man saw his surprised look, he smiled and said, "Why make a fuss? I don't know how many people like you died in the virtual world in those years."

Moke looked at the hammer and chisel with some fear. They have a name: Lei Gong chisel.

The artifact-like thing is the nemesis of the virtual world. I don't know how many powerful people in the virtual world have died under this chisel, but his cultivation.

Seeing Moke's doubts, the old man smiled bitterly and said, "It was thrown down from above. Is it necessary to suspect?"

The answer is very concise and clear. Lei Gongwu is demoted to the mortal world.

"Why?" Moke asked.

Lei Gongwu Chou looked at the sky and recalled all the past events. A trace of pain appeared on his face: "It's just that I'm stupid. I'm weak in the power of the disaster, and I let a few friends go."

"This..." Moke didn't expect to cross the disaster and almost laughed out loud.

Lei Gongwu turned to look at him and said, "Remember, my name is Luo Meishuang now, and I don't have any other name."

Lei Gong and Wu Chou did not want to go back. This was the answer to Mo Ke's first reaction. Instead of asking, he sneered, "Don't you say that it is a good pursuit for mortals to ascend to immortals? Why don't they want to go up?"

Lo Meishuang was not angry and put away the thunder god and said, "Crossing one person in the sky is a small cause and effect, and crossing a lifetime on earth is a big cause and effect."

Moke looked at him in surprise and suddenly felt very funny and said, "I didn't expect Lei Gong, the famous in the fairy world, to believe in Buddhism."

"Ingremeable longevity Buddha." Luo Meishuang put her hands together: "What's the difference between the immortal Buddha? It's just a title. Now let's think about how to save it first!"

He doesn't seem to want to be more entangled in this matter.

"Is it really the only way to fly flat?" Moke didn't believe what he said.

"There is only one, there is no other way, and you can't go up. Going up will only bring disaster to Yang Zifan." Lo Mei Shuang said seriously.

Moke said again, "Can he fly up in the daytime?"

Luo Meishuang said, "This is not difficult. Yang Zifan has reached the realm of crossing the disaster and ascending to immortals. He only needs a guiding line."

"How can I go back to the mortal world after going up?"

"Just go to the astrolabe of the nine heavens and find someone to quietly send him back to the mortal world."

"Are you so sure that that person can help?"

"She owed me a favor back then."

"I don't believe you."

"Do you want me to swear?"

"Ye"

"Okay, I swear to Thor in the position of Lei Gong. If there is a lie in what you say, you need to suffer..."

Moke interrupted him and suddenly said, "Then you can compensate him."

Lo Meishuang nodded and said, "That's good. I haven't been back for many years. I should go and have a look."

Mo Ke didn't expect Lo Mei Shuang to agree so simply and wondered, "Why do you care so much about Yang Zifan now?"

"The kindness can't be returned." Lome Frost looks like righteousness.

Moke was relieved and squatted beside Yang Zifan and said to him, "Yang Zifan, the old man who hurt you will take you to a place for treatment. You have to be obedient."

Yang Zifan only cared about playing with mud and ignored him at all. Moke shook his head helplessly and said, "Take care of him after going up."

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Early the next morning, there was no Mo Ke on the grassland, leaving only Yang Zifan and Lo Mei Shuang.

Luo Meishuang looked at the scenery around and shook her head and said, "It's a good walk."

Yang Zifan stared at his ring and said to himself, "Come out quickly. What are you doing hiding in it?" Come out, come out." As he spoke, he scratched the pattern on the ring with his hand, as if something had drilled into it.

Lo Meishuang said to him, "Put away the ring, you can't show it after you go up. If you expose it, it will cause a lot of trouble..." He said a lot, but Yang Zifan played with the ring by himself. Luo Meishuang couldn't scare him and said, "If you take out the ring again, the clouds will come again." With that, he also cast spells to attract a large number of dark clouds.

Yang Zifan was so scared that he quickly put away his ring and hid behind him, looking around warily.

Lo Meishuang shook her head and said, "Damn guy, scare the boy like this."

After saying that, he took Yang Zifan's hand and walked to the depths of the grassland.

There is a cloud in the sky that stops quietly in the air, staying like this for five or six days. No matter how the clouds around it float, it is motionless, and there is orange light flashing in the clouds every night.

From a distance, it looks like a lamp hanging in the sky, which is very strange.

In this cloud sat a baby cross-legged. The fairy light lingered on his body, and there was an extremely horrible wound on his chest. The fairy light around him kept pouring into it and repairing it little by little.

Ten days later, his eyes suddenly opened and said to himself, "I want to escape, delusional."

A yellow light flashed in the sky, the clouds flew away, and he had disappeared into the air.

On a stone mountain thousands of miles away, Luo Mei frost stared at the gloomy sky, stretched out her hand and stained the tip of her tongue, raised her hand to the wind and tried the wind direction.

He has been here with Yang Zifan for ten days, waiting for this thunderstorm.

With the help of thunderstorm, Lei Gong's chisel will definitely open the door to the fairyland. As long as he goes straight up to the nine heavens and returns to the power entrusted by Moke, Yang Zifan will be saved.

He looked sideways at Yang Zifan, who was sitting on the stone in a daze, and didn't understand why the teenager could get a ring named Lingxi.

Tao has three Qing, Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun and Tao Tianzun, which are great gods.

In ancient times, there were three people, Laozi, Confucius and Zhuangzi, who were great saints.

Buddha has three sages, Puxian, Wenshu and Guanyin, which are great sages.

However, there is only one person in heaven and earth. Its name is the founding spirit. The founding spirit set out to the East China Sea one day to see three dragons and beads in the sky. He realized that he took his hair and turned into a ring. He felt tasteless and abandoned it in the wilderness.

A spiritual beast occasionally got it, understood for thousands of years, and got a great ability to create a spiritual rhinoceros sect, a self-proportionist spiritual rhinoceros, and respected as the master's token, which led to the spiritual rhinoceros sect. Lei Gongwu was a little Lei Ling on the West Sea ten thousand years ago. One day, he almost drowned in the West Sea because of his greed. Fortunately, he was rescued by the spiritual rhinoceros and preaching Taoism, which established the position of Lei Gong.

Although this was ten thousand years ago, Wu Chou and today's Luo Mei Shuang never forgot. When he saw the ring in Yang Zifan's hand, he had no bad intentions and only retribution.

Clouds are coming from the sky.

The top of Stone Mountain was covered with dark clouds, and there were thunder for a short time. Lo Meishuang's memories were awakened by the thunder and turned to Yang Zifan, "It's time for us to go. Don't make trouble when we go up to Nantianmen."

It's strange to say that Yang Zifan didn't make any noise today. He nodded, but as soon as he saw the clouds in the sky, he was immediately scared to his face and pointed to the eastern sky and said, "The clouds are coming. The clouds are coming. It's so heavy."

Lo Meishuang knew that it was useless to talk to him more, so she took out the Thor chisel and raised it to the air.

Before the hammer moved, the dark clouds in the sky had already sensed and quickly gathered to the position pointed by the Thor hammer. The dark clouds collided, and the thunderlight splashed everywhere. Luo Mei frost looked heavy. She took a deep breath and shouted, "Photo."

Thor hammer flew up in the air and chiseled into the air, and a dark purple thunderlight flew into the sky and fell into the dark clouds.

The dark clouds in the sky immediately rolled violently, and the splashing thunder light turned into thunder snakes. The sky suddenly darkened, and the day was like night.

There are thunderstorms and thunderstorms.

For a while, the stone mountain became the target of thunder. The stone shattered, the trees fell, and the mountain fire ignited.

Loume Frost was not moved, controlled the Thor chisel and rose down, and the thunderlight in the sky gathered in the direction pointed by him.

The wind blew four times.

The scattered dark clouds in the sky seemed to be attracted by some force and gathered in the middle, and for a moment there was an extremely strange phenomenon in the sky.

The black clouds on the top of Stone Mountain are as thick as mountains, and the sky outside Stone Mountain is clear, and there is no thunderstorm coming.

And the place where the clouds gathered was exactly where Thor chiseled, and all the dark clouds were attracted. Luo Meishuang, a wooden stake, suddenly shouted, "Go."

All the thunder falling from the sky floated in the middle one after another and converged into a purple-red shining thunderball.

The huge thunderball began to compress inward little by little. In less than half a quarter of an hour, the original hill-sized thunderball gathered into the size of a fist, and the purple-red luster kept flashing, and a powerful force of heaven and earth lingered in it, as if anyone touched him would have irreparable consequences.

Lomei frost sweated profusely, and her hands used spells did not dare to neglect at all.

When the purple color turned into an unstable big red, he suddenly shouted, "Go."

The hammer in the sky hit the chisel.

The sound of "thorn" was so scared that Yang Zifan covered his ears. Lo Meishuang grabbed him and said, "Let's go."

The thunderball that shrank to the extreme was shocked by Thor and quickly flew to the sky, and the red light on his body became more and more bright.

Luo Mei frost flew up, and the thunder god in front of her turned into a large purple light to cover him and Yang Zifan, dragging them to the sky with the thunder.

A strange yellow cloud appeared not far away.

Huang Yun had a meal in the air. Seeing this scene, a voice shouted, "Mr. Lei, you can't run away."

Luo Meishuang, who was close to the speed of lightning, heard this shout and said with a strange smile, "Huang Yun boy, can you catch up? You have to fight in the fairyland."

Yellow clouds rolled, and the orange light instantly enveloped half of the sky.

Another vision appeared in the sky for a moment. Yellow clouds and dark clouds intersect. The stone mountain area is like night, and outside the stone mountain is like the sunset.

The yellow clouds rolled around to invade the dark clouds, but the dark clouds kept surging to prevent the yellow clouds from entering.

"Puff."

There seems to be a heavy object falling into the water in the dark clouds.

Someone in Huang Yun said urgently, "Mr. Lei, you can't let him go."

A red thunder flashed in the dark clouds, pulling a line left and right in a vertical force, as if a thin line was quickly spreading in the air.

The thin line is followed by an ultra-low roar. Although it is low, it is more powerful than all the loud noises.

The roar swept away like a tide.

The dark clouds and yellow clouds collapsed in the roar.

The sound of Lomei frost in the sky hit into the air with the Thor hammer, smashing a blue hole, behind which showed the pavilions of the fairyland.

"Bad." There was only one yellow cloud left in the sky, and the sound of panic came from the cloud. He didn't think about hitting the blue void.

After the yellow cloud disappeared, the blue void was also healed at a very fast speed.

The sky is clear and the sun is shining, as if nothing had happened before.

The only evidence left is the burning stone mountain, and some small animals that have come to this area and are stunned by the roar.

Some farmers who heard the roar farther away looked at the sky and wondered, wasn't it thundering? Where's the rain?

A grumpy farmer's uncle patted the mud on his body and looked at the old man and cursed, "If it rains, it's not going to frighten your father."