Chapter 39 Maoshan Taoism
Chapter 39 Maoshan Taoism
Su Rong called his father Su Taoyi to talk about Xue Xiaobao going to school. Su Taoyi agreed without hesitation and sent someone to the school to discuss with the leader.
Su Rong was also handed over to the principal's office and filled in the admission form instead of Xue Xiaobao. It was originally a form, and it didn't matter whether Xue Xiaobao himself was present or not. The school stamped the form and agreed to Xue Xiaobao's application for admission as an auditing student. Su Rong took the form and found the dean of the medical department, briefly told the director about the situation, and left an envelope before leaving.
The director sent Su Rong out of the office enthusiastically. The envelope is not a letter, but 10,000 yuan. There is a procedure for doing everything, and you have to type it up and down.
Xue Xiaobao was very busy at home, tearing up his clothes and making his hair messy. He was going to stay up late today, just to make a little booing scum.
After everything was done, he looked at the mirror like a sculpture and practiced his hesitant eyes. It was not until tears flowed, redness, swelling and pain that I gave up the practice.
After Xiao Lian, Chen Xin, Lin Baobao and Su Rong came back, they saw Xue Xiaobao lying on the sofa like a beggar, with unfinished tears left in the corners of his eyes.
The four people were shocked, looked at each other doubtfully, and said to heart, "Is there a robber at home?" Xue Xiaobao was not his opponent and was beaten to cry.
Su Rong said with concern, "Xiaobao, have you been injured? I'll take you to the hospital."
Xiao Lian said, "Yes, Xiaobao, please tell us what's going on?"
Baby Lin said, "I'll call the police. It must be a robber with high martial arts skills who injured Xiaobao."
Chen Xin shook her head and said, "No, there are no robbers at home. You see that the things at home are not damaged. Everything is still the same, but why did he make himself like this?"
Xue Xiaobao didn't dare to tell them the truth. If they knew that they had made this to pick up girls, they wouldn't make a fuss.
"Xiaobao, you should say something." Chen Xin was very angry when she saw his leisurely appearance.
Xue Xiaobao moved his eyelids slightly and said lazily, "Nothing happened. It makes sense for me to make it like this. Don't ask."
"Dementia!"
"Stupid pig!"
Xiao Lian and Chen Xin cursed angrily and walked to the second floor.
Su Rong said, "Brother Xiaobao, the school has agreed that you can go to school tomorrow."
"Oh, is it the Department of Medicine?"
"Yes."
"That's great. I'll treat you to beef noodles in the evening." Xue Xiaobao said happily.
Su Rong sighed powerlessly and ignored him. Only Baby Lin was unwilling to leave.
Everyone left. Baby Lin came to Xue Xiaobao mysteriously and whispered, "Xiaobao, are you going to show some witchcraft when you dress like this? You tell the baby that the baby will never tell anyone else.
Xue Xiaobao turned his head and looked at her. She nodded solemnly, with an unquestionable expression on her face.
Xue Xiaobao frowned slightly and thought about it in his heart. It was a rare opportunity. If he seducated her... made up his mind, Xue Xiaobao said seriously, "Why should I tell you? It's not good?"
"You... Humph! The last time you had an accident, the baby helped you. You ungrateful bad guy, the baby ignores you. Baby Lin was so angry that he wanted to get up and go.
Xue Xiaobao grabbed her arm, looked around obscenely, and said mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of Maoshan Taoism?"
When Baby Lin heard this, he became energetic and nodded quickly and said, "I've heard of it. That's awesome."
Xue Xiaobao said, "Then do you know how to use Taoism?"
Baby Lin looked regretful. He pouted and shook his head and said, "I just heard that no one taught me at all. Will you?"
When Xue Xiaobao saw that the fish was hooked, he endured the joy in his heart. He pretended to be unfathomable and said in a low voice, "Tufuzi usually knows a little Taoism, but he is not proficient."
"What is Tufuzi?" Baby Lin tilted his head and asked thoughtfully.
"It's the cemetery thief."
"Wow! Are you a grave robber?
"Nonsense, I'm Tufuzi."
"It's not a tomb robbery yet."
"Please remove the word thief."
"Oh!"
Next, Xue Xiaobao told the story half-truthically, saying that there was a Taoist priest in their village who liked Xue Xiaobao very much. He had taught him some Taoism many times. Of course, at that time, Xue Xiaobao was still young and didn't understand that it was the legendary spell at all. Originally, he thought it was a trick. He thought it was very funny, and he followed the old Taoism. After a while.
Basically, I know a little about simple Taoism. The good times don't last long. Children like to show off. Master Xue Xiaobao's practice of Taoist spells was known by Master Xue. That night, Mr. Xue ran up to the mountain to find Lao Dao theory and threatened to kill Lao Dao.
In fact, Lao Dao and Master Xue have been friends for more than 30 years. Once and now, the two of them have done a lot of bad things together. One is good at martial arts and the other is proficient in supreme Taoism. The two of them are mixed together, which can be said to be "humans and ghosts". There are often some incredible things in ancient tombs. The theory of ghosts and gods has always been circulating in the world. Some people say it is superstition, but some people are convinced.
As the saying goes: tomb robbers are not afraid of ghosts, and ghosts are not afraid of tomb robbers.
Having said that, there are all the strange things in the world. People who have never met naturally don't believe it, and Mr. Xue relies on his craftsmanship to eat. How can he not meet ghosts when he walks too much at night?
After Mr. Xue lost his temper, he said his idea to the old man.
The old man doesn't know that he is very old. He doesn't have a son and a daughter under his knees, and he doesn't even have a retirement. Although he has a lot of money, it is always a great pity in life that he has no descendants.
People who learn Maoshan Taoism generally have no offspring. There are different opinions about this kind of people who have no offspring. Some people say that they carry drugs for a long time, and most of them are highly toxic, so they have no offspring. Others say that they peep at the secrets and are accompanied by gods and ghosts, so they are punished by God.
There are different rumors in the world, but why? Only those who learn Taoism know it.
Lao Dao didn't want to bury what he had learned in his life with him. He wanted to find an heir and accept an apprentice. Originally, he wanted to take Xue Xiaobao as an apprentice, and the fat water did not flow to outsiders. But the old man Xue Batian strongly opposed it. In the end, Lao Dao still agreed. He did not teach Xue Xiaobao any spells. From then on, he went down the mountain. Xue Xiaobao did not see Lao Dao.
Xue Xiaobao had long forgotten all the spells he had learned from Lao Dao in the early years. Today, in order to lure Lori, he barely remembered a little.
In order to perform for Baby Lin, Xue Xiaobao put forward the condition that he must go to her room, because this kind of thing is not easy for outsiders to know. Baby Lin was so excited that he couldn't find the north, and he agreed without any hesitation. She took Xue Xiaobao upstairs, and the two of them came to the room gently.
Xue Xiaobao asked cautiously, "Baby, is this house soundproof?"
"Eh, sound insulation. You can cast spells, they can't hear you. Baby Lin's eyes flashed brightly and said excitedly.
When Xue Xiaobao heard this, he was full of joy and recognized that Baby Lin could not escape from his five-finger mountain.
There are usually only two consequences for attracting the wolf into the house next time, either killing the wolf or being eaten by the wolf. If the "little white rabbit" invites the "big gray wolf" into the home, there is no need to say the consequences.
"Five ghosts move mountains." Xue Xiaobao said with a straight face.
"Wow! That sounds awesome." Baby Lin danced excitedly, his face was red, his eyes were afraid of the little stars, and the "rabbit sister" beating violently on his chest made Xue Xiaobao swallow several mouthfuls of saliva. At the same time, he said: Don't worry, calm down, she is mine...
Baby Lin was obsessed with witchcraft and bought a lot of strange things, including the most basic yellow rune paper, cinnabar, medicinal herbs, bottles and cans.
Xue Xiaobao arranged the useful items, but there was no rooster blood, which is troublesome. To perform the "Five Ghosts Moving Technique", you must mix it with rooster blood and cinnabar to draw symbols. Because the rooster ward off evil spirits, and the hen's yin is too heavy. Therefore, Taoist priests use rooster blood to work.
"Five ghosts moving mountains" is usually used to carry too large items. According to folk miscellaneous records, mages with high mana can move the whole mountain after being used. If you use its magic on a person's body, you can tie people's hands and feet so that they can't move. Xue Xiaobao tried to have this way to subdue Baby Lin and then do whatever he wanted. If he knocks him unconscious by force, Baby Lin will not be able to enjoy his devastation.
There is no chicken blood painting, which can make Xue Xiaobao anxious. In order to witness the magical spell, Baby Lin proposed to use his own blood, but Xue Xiaobao disagreed and quickly went downstairs to buy a rooster.
Because of her sharp beggar dress, she couldn't even stop the taxi, so she had to buy a rooster on foot in the vegetable market. But he didn't expect that Baby Lin couldn't control the joy in his heart, so he said to Xiao Lian and others.
Xiao Lian, Chen Xin and Su Rong were shocked when they heard the words. Xue Xiaobao knew witchcraft. In addition to being shocked, they thought about it carefully. The terrible consequences made them shudder. In addition to Baby Lin who was still immersed in joy, the three of them could realize the danger of their own situation.
The three of them taught Lin Baobao a lesson and educated him for a long time. After Lin Baobao suddenly realized that he understood Xue Xiaobao's evil intentions and immediately broke out in a cold sweat. But on second thought, in order to become a great witch, he was still unwilling to give up the opportunity to learn from Xue Xiaobao.
Although Baby Lin agrees with them, he still intends to see Xue Xiaobao's magic in his heart.
It is said that curiosity can kill cats, but they don't know that curiosity can also make people lose their bodies.
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PS: The pig is very uncomfortable and out of shape these days, so I am not very satisfied with these chapters. However, after underestimation, it is **.