Chapter 7 The novel theory
Chapter 7 [Noculous Theory] Chapter 7 Looking at my speechless expression, the thin and tall man smiled a little proudly and said quickly, "Many people believe that there is 'luck' in the world.
For example, a gambler, when he is lucky, may win in the middle of the night.
If he is unlucky, he may also lose all his fortune to be used as underwear.
What causes this situation is luck!" I still can't fully understand it, but I vaguely feel that this guy seems to say, as if, maybe, probably, there is some truth... But I immediately reminded myself that this guy in front of me is a liar! When I met a liar, my first reaction was: cover my wallet tightly! The tall and thin man continued to tell his theory with a smile: "So, what is luck? It can't see or touch it. What on earth is it made of?" In fact, the so-called luck is just a strange radio wave that exists in this world, which belongs to a kind of brain wave similar to human beings.
It exists in the air and in the world, but it is very rare... How to put it?
If I make a comparison, you may easily understand..." He walked around the table to me, put his hand on my shoulder, pointed to my head wrapped in gauze, and coughed, "Well, let's make an example, this is a radio.
The so-called luck is a kind of 'FM signal' hidden in the air.
However, everyone's brain domain development is not exactly the same.
If I say it simply, maybe you will understand... When some people develop more brain domains, then this person's brain can receive more 'luck' than others, and this person will be more lucky.
And some people's brain domain development is relatively small, so this person naturally receives less luck... At the same time, he is also more unlucky.
This theory is a little new! But I immediately asked, "Do you mean brain domain development? But shouldn't people with a lot of brain domain development be very smart? Smart and lucky, but it's completely different! There are also people who are not lucky but have strong IQs.
"Cut..." The thin and tall man gave me a white eye: "Brain domain development is equal to IQ? Have you read too many online fantasy novels? If the human brain is compared to a wireless radio with more brain domain development, it means that the power of this radio is greater than others! It's not just about the level of IQ!" All right."
I finally became a little interested. I changed my posture, took out a box of cigarettes from my arms, pulled out a branch for myself, and handed it to the thin and tall man: "So, according to what you said, what kind of substance is luck?" The thin and tall man took the cigarette, said thank you quickly, and then took out a delicate loud lighter. Instead of answering my question directly, after lighting the cigarette, he took a sip beautifully and showed a pleasant look in her eyes. Then he sighed, "I don't know."
Now it's my turn to jump: "Don't you know?" The tall and thin man looked at me with a pitiful look: "Brother, please... I'm just a business salesperson, not a developer of our company's products.
For a salesperson, I just need to know some basic theories.
It's like you ask the salesperson in the pharmacy. She can tell you the effect of this medicine, but if you ask her how the pills are produced, the chemical cooperation and development process of the drug, she will definitely not be able to tell! For a salesperson like me, I just need to memorize the instructions.
Things that are too advanced, such as the research and development process, are trade secrets. How can I know?!" I'm a little upset, because this guy is looking at me with a "idiotful question" look.
He smoked again, cleared his throat, and smiled kindly again: "Okay, now let me introduce our products."
With that, he took out the shiny little thing.
This is a ring, but it looks cheap... Why do you say that? First of all, the process is very rough, and the texture... Although this thin tall man told me that it is sterling silver, how do I think it looks like a color-plated iron ring... "Please note that this is the company's latest product. It has the characteristics of environmental protection, safety, no radiation, etc., and its main function is to strengthen the Receive power! As long as you wear this ring, you can greatly enhance your ability to receive luck! Imagine that from now on, you will become a lucky person, and good luck will accompany you every day, so that your life from now on will be full of joy and happiness!" His tone was inflammatory, and his mouth kept spitting: "Imagine, as long as you buy such a product, you can immediately improve your life!" Do you want to get rich? Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you admire but dare not confess? Are you eager for a promotion? Then don't hesitate to buy our products, and all your dreams will come true!" Then, he stared at me with a look on his face full of excitement and expectation.
I watched his performance with great ease... Then when the guy's mood reached the top, I took a puff of cigarette, and then quickly asked in a low voice, "Do you have a business license?" ...No."
"So do you have a business license?" ...No..." "Do you have a product quality inspection certificate?" ...No..." The tall and thin man was already sweating profusely.
"Very good."
I smiled and smiled cunningly: "It turned out to be 'three no products'."
"This... Regarding this product, from a scientific and technological point of view, I'm afraid it will be difficult to get the recognition of any scientific institution in the world in a short time..." The expression on the thin and tall man's face seemed to be suddenly squeezed by the door, and he said laboriously.
"Oh..." I smiled: "So you mean that your products are only in the experimental state? There is no official permission to put it on the market?" The tall and thin man sighed and motioned to me. I handed him another cigarette. After lit it, he sighed: "Brother, to tell you the truth, I'm also depressed! As you know, our product, in theory, is indeed a little shocking... Do you think I don't want to open the company in the office building below? A few days ago, when I first came here, I accidentally sold our products to a person. As a result, the bastard thought I was a liar and called the police to arrest me! It made me hide, and now I can only..." At this point, he shouted with an indling face, "Why! Why are people so stubborn! I don't want to accept something beyond my own knowledge!!!" His tone was full of dissatisfaction, anger, grievance, and cynicism. That kind of emotion actually sounded quite sincere!" To tell you the truth, our product is really effective, but no one believes it! I can't help it. This kind of thing is beyond human cognition. Few people are willing to believe it.
The tall and thin man seemed to be talking to me about his grievances: "But *** hundreds of years ago, did anyone believe that people could fly to the sky? Does anyone believe that humans can fly into space? Does anyone believe that human beings can invent telephone and television? Shit!!" I: "..." I'm more and more interested in this guy... Of course, I still won't believe his words. I just think such a liar is too creative!