Chapter 79 Men are women's toys

On the day Yuze came here, there were only three martial arts platforms competing here. Although carp boating and light hand-carrying are deadlocked, there are other martial arts competitions here. There is a game going on across a martial arts platform. This is a competition between spiritualists and ordinary people. In fact, the so-called ordinary person is not strictly regarded as an ordinary person, but a strong man who is not a spiritualist. This strong man is similar to the kind of flying blade. Yuze has not really seen such a battle, and Yuze can't imagine that an ordinary person can have the power to surpass the spiritual magician. This game is Well, let Yuze feast his eyes.

There was a man on the stage who did not have a spirit beast and seemed to have any spiritual weapons, just empty-handed, but the situation was in full swing. A man was constantly flying away from this person, as if he was avoiding something. Yu Ze was curious about what was going on and asked. Later, the people under the stage knew that the guy who seemed to have no spiritual weapons and spirit beasts was called Xiao Li's flying knife, and his weapon was a very small flying knife, so he couldn't see what weapon was used, and Xiao Li's flying knife was a guy called Ultraman. Yuze mentioned the name. I just want to laugh. I don't know why. Anyway, I just want to laugh, and this so-called Ultraman's spirit beast is also a very funny monster. It looks like a reptile, but it is the head of a lizard. Of course, this spirit beast has been lying aside and no longer moving, because this spirit beast has been killed. The whiteboard lay on the ground unconscious. At this time, only the Ultraman was still fighting with Xiao Li's flying knife. Ultraman's shape was also particularly funny. He was wearing a tight suit and had a big red circle on his chest. Yuze never knew what this big red circle was, but after A person next to him explained that the red circle represents the sun, but another person said that the red circle is a waste used by girls. Of course, Yuze has no idea of what the waste is, so Yuze can only believe that the thing represents the sun, which is the only solution. Shi, the so-called Ultraman is not only wearing tights and masked, but also doesn't know why he has to wear a mask to participate in this competition. Of course, only he knows why. His mask is also particularly funny. His eyes are like two eggs, and there are no mouth holes on his masked face. The hole in his nose, in such a fierce competition, I don't know how he keeps breathing. Yuze can only understand that this is one of his abilities.

Ultraman on the stage kept waving his hands, while Xiao Li's flying knife was still standing, but he was still waving the invisible flying knife in his hand (he quoted some celebrities to pay tribute to the awesome people who used to write about these people. Xiao Li's flying knife is just an ordinary knife, but it is Jianghu. The most magical knife is in the hands of Li Xunhuan, which can defeat the enemy to death at any time. Xiao Li's flying knife is not false. With a flash of the knife, Xiao Li's flying knife has been issued, and the knife has been inserted into his throat. He opened his eyes wide and did not believe it until his death. No one saw how Xiao Li's flying knife took action! Xiao Li's flying knife is not a hidden weapon. The so-called "dark weapon" refers to the kind of weapon that is easy to carry out raids in the dark. And Xiao Li's flying knife has always been made openly, but it is fast enough that people can't avoid it. Just like a modern gun, if people can't avoid bullets, can they say that guns are hidden weapons? Ultraman, the official translation of mainland China; Hong Kong and Macao - Superman; Taiwan - early and now translated as "Ultraman", once translated as "Salted Egg Superman", the latter is generally insulted. Produced by Japan's Round Valley Company.)

Yuze is very speechless about this battle, because such repeated movements have been carried out on the stage, Xiao Li's flying knife is constantly launching, and Ultraman's side is indeed constantly facing all this. Such a battle really makes Yuze himself very depressed. About an hour later, there was still such a competition here. Yuze really sweated, so he returned to the martial arts competition stage just now. By this time, the battle had ended, and even the two people had disappeared. Yuze was planning to go to other places to have a look. At that time, suddenly the ripples appeared behind Yuze. Seeing that it was ripples, Yuze immediately came to the spirit. The ripples will always make every man lift their spirits, and Yuze is no exception.

"Yuze, you also came here. Are you here to participate in the competition?" Ripple asked.

Yu Ze was a little surprised and then said, "How come? I am the spiritual master of the Kingdom of Water. How can I still come here to join in the fun? Are you kidding?"

"Alas, as you can see, the level of these people is like this, and I am speechless, especially the competition between Xiao Li Feidao and Ultraman in the distance. It's simply brain-damaged. If it goes on like this, I don't know if the ideal talent can be selected for this conference."

"Oh, Lord Lian, what are you talking about? You should have confidence in this. Anyway, the coalition army still has us to support it. You don't have to worry."

"Although that's the case, I always feel embarrassed. The Alliance has always been an alliance. As a member of the alliance, I have to at least do my part. Otherwise, how embarrassed would I be?"

"It's not your fault. It's just that the 'broken' is too hateful and too powerful."

"It's abominable. By the way, how are you now?"

"What's going on?"

"Oh, forget it, most men will fall into the hands of women. Don't think too much about it. There is no need for such a woman to think too much about her."

Yuze was a little unhappy, and his face darkened. Then he said, "Actually, Xueqiao should not be what you think. I know this very well. Now I want to know why Xueqiao joined the 'broken'. I think she must have some difficulties."

Hearing Yuze say this, Lianyi didn't know what to say. Lianyi knew that if a man was weak in his relationship, then a man was a woman's plaything and was willing.

When in love, men often say, "I played another one!" The woman showed no weakness: "I changed another one!" Men often regard women as songs. If you like it, fall in love. If you don't like it, change it. Changing girlfriend is like changing songs. Especially now, some college students sing songs almost every Monday! Women often treat men as radishes and cook them in a pot. If they are not fresh, choose another one!

When making love, "Wow! So cool!" The man said, "Oh! Comfortable!" The woman said. Men feel like wolves and are conquering crazily; women feel like sheep and are caressed to their heart's content. Men focus on the result; women feel the process. Men get happiness; women enjoy happiness! **After that, a man is like mud; a woman is like a loving mother, but she can still hold a man in her arms and touch her heartily!

When she was pregnant, the man was very proud: "I made her big!" The woman was relieved: "I finally put it on!" As a result, men become gentle. But I don't want my burden to quietly become a burden from the original basket! Therefore, women are relieved and get the most beautiful posture in a woman's life!

When the divorce, the man said, "I dumped her!" The woman said, "I finally got rid of it!" If divorce is not what a woman wants, what does the man get? A family is separated! Looking back, no woman's house is empty! Even if you remarry, it is from a woman's skirt pocket to another woman's skirt pocket! And what about women? As long as you can think about it, you will soon have a "home" and a home! Because love is always a mountain for men and a layer of paper for women! As long as women are willing to take the initiative!

When wrapping a mistress, the man always said proudly, "I got another one!" The woman always said generously, "At least I got another one!" The man tasted fresh and complacent; the woman found a backer and breathed a sigh of relief. Because of this, the man is burdened, and even the family is ruined! But women don't care how many breasts they have. She knows that a few breasts are useless, because men like these two breasts of women! As long as a woman's two breasts are cute, they are not afraid that they can't breastfeed men!

When prostituted, the prostitute always said proudly, "Wow! Coquettish chicken! Let's shoot you to death!" * Always secretly happy: "Stupid baby! Early * ejaculation! Take out your RMB!" The prostitute got vented; * Not only did they get paid, but they also got pleasure! If you meet the police, if you encounter a venereal disease, the prostitute will be discouraged! But * is not afraid of men's resistance! Entering the class room is like watching a movie! If you are sick, you have to make money to cure the disease!

**, ** criminals always say, "Fuck! I did another one!" The woman who was** always said sadly, "It's over, I've been fucked!" Men get vented; women get humiliated. What the woman who is ** gets is the eternal trauma of her heart; and what she gets is the loss of morality and faces the punishment of law and even the deprivation of life! Will the final result really be better than the **? You know, evil can't defeat justice after all, it's just a matter of time!

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So, man, who is whose plaything? Who on earth played with whom?!