Chapter 15 Mountaineering

"You are so kind. Fang Ran is so good. Why do you secretly date other girls?" Sun Lan said seriously that she scolded Ding Yi like this, but she didn't know whether she really thought that or wanted to take the opportunity to make fun of her.

"You are not cheating, and you dare to secretly tease me in front of your boyfriend. You are the best among the flower-hearted women, the best in the seeds of Huaichun, and the leader of the red apricot out of the wall." Although Ding Yi scolded in his heart like this, of course he didn't dare to say it to his face - how could he not bow his head under the eaves? So he seemed to explain sincerely, "She and I are just ordinary friends, just going out to have a meal. It's nothing at all, but if you tell Fang Ran, she will think about it. If you do this and let her quarrel with me, it will destroy the stability of the society and the harmonious society. Be careful that my newspaper officer will arrest you.

"Will there be such serious consequences?" Sun Lan was shocked.

Ding Yi saw that his threat was successful and was complacent. After intimidating, he began to win over: "If you don't snitch, I will remember your benefits."

"If I don't tell her, what's good for me?" Sure enough, it was the material age. Sun Lan changed direction with the wind.

I didn't expect her to make a request. It was unambiguous. It was simply a woman who didn't give up.

Ding Yi was overjoyed to know that his attempt was about to succeed. It is said that this society has developed into the new century, and it has made great progress. Now is a direct society. It is no longer the era of holding the pipa and wanting to talk about it. It's like inviting guests and giving gifts. If you have requirements, you want it. You are not afraid that you want more, but you don't want it. As long as you want it, I will have a chance. There is a sang in the sang, a sang in the sang, a sang in the sang.

"Whatever you say, whatever you say. No matter what you say, I will agree." This difficult problem seems to be solved. Ding Yi is happy and seems to be generous. He is also confident when he says this. After all, although the society has made great progress, it has not progressed to the point where women can be robbed on the street, so he is not afraid. He was thinking that if Sun Lan was bold, he said to him, "Thank you, please take off your trousers. I'm going to rob a sex." So what should he do? From, or not?

If so, will you untie the broken straw rope on your waist while crying silently?

Such a miserable scene appeared in Ding Yi's mind, and he couldn't help feeling heavy.

Fortunately, Sun Lan did not let him make such a difficult choice on the spot. She turned her eyes twice, thought for a moment, and said, "I didn't expect how you would repay me for the time being. Well, you give me your phone number, and I'll call you when I think of it. You can't go back on it."

"It seems that the sheep has entered the tiger's mouth. It's not convenient for her to rob her hair today. Maybe she will find an opportunity to make up for it in the future. Anyway, I guess she can't escape her claws." Ding Yi thought desolately. But tell her and tell her that you don't have a bad impression of her.

Since you have decided to give her the number, you should be generous. Don't be awkward and want to keep it back, which makes people feel petty. After making up his mind, Ding Yi smiled and said, "Why do I still have a problem? I just want my phone number? LITTLE CASE, IF YOU DON'T ASK ME WHAT I WANT, I WANT TO ASK YOU, BUT IT's NOT CONVENIENT TO What's your number? I'll call you." Ding Yi said and took out his mobile phone.

"No wonder Fang Ran likes you so much. I didn't expect that you are not only handsome, but also so sweet-mouthed, so pleasing to girls." Fang Ran smiled and gave him a string of Arabic numerals.

Ding Yi entered her number into her mobile phone, and then pressed the green call button. After a while, Sun Lan's mobile phone began to sing: "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous..."

Her mobile phone ringtone is quite personal. Ding Yi thought that Sun Lan uses this music as a mobile phone ringtone. It seems that her positioning is accurate, and she should be careful in the future.

Sun Lan picked up her mobile phone, looked at the number, and said to him with a smile, "Don't go back on your word. You have to send it as you want." After giving this order, she turned around and left with satisfaction.

Xie Wei watched Ding Yi return to her seat, sat down and asked, "Have you returned her boyfriend's things to her?" Speaking of the three words "boyfriend", he deliberately aggravated his tone, as if he had seen through Ding Yi's little trick. It seemed that he was deliberately helping him to tell a lie.

In fact, Ding Yi also knows that the potential meaning of her expression in this way is nothing more than saying: Don't pretend, I have seen through your little skills. Don't you just want to talk to other girls and pretend to give her something back? Is it necessary? I've seen it for a long time, but I just don't want to say it - I'm a smart person.

Ding Yixin said: You are smart, and I am not stupid. I have to make up a lie to deceive you, otherwise you don't know what it means to be one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall.

Because at this critical moment today, neither Buddha nor Christ showed up to let Sun Lan turn a blind eye to him, but actually let Ding Yi face this difficult situation, so Ding Yi has lost confidence in the gods, and he has regained his atheist nature, and even took a step back. I think I call myself a "demon" - whether he is a "demon" or a "Tao", as long as it is the highest.

When he took out his wallet and caught up with Sun Lan, he had already figured out how to explain it to Xie Wei, so he naturally replied, "Yes, I gave it back to her. It's his boyfriend's credit card. Yesterday, several of our friends were playing together. His boyfriend drank too much, had a runny nose and tears. He cried and shouted for a treat. If he didn't let him pay the bill, he would touch the electric door, drink poison, do self-harm, and hang himself. In order not to kill people at yesterday's party, he asked him to pay the bill - that's the credit card he swiped. When the waiter took his card back, he just spit out. It was Sun Lan who accompanied him. The two vomited in the wind, which was also spectacular... Because they were not here, the waiter gave me the credit card. Well, I was also drunk yesterday, so I forgot to return the card to him and put it in my wallet. It's such a coincidence today that I happened to meet Sun Lan, so I have to return it to her quickly. Otherwise, if his husband has less money in his card, why don't he doubt me? Haha."

This lie is good, flesh and blood, love and scenery, sound and color, ups and downs, and it is a bare buttock sitting on the bench - there are boards and eyes, the four elements of the characters and things are complete, the organization is clear, the logic is rigorous, it is worth scrutiny, and the aftertaste is endless. In summary, there are only three words: there is a set.

Ding Yi has begun to admire himself. Why didn't he find that he had such a talent before? It's simply a genius. In this thrilling process of fighting wits and courage, I can calm down and easily resolve this crisis. It's really difficult for ordinary people to do it.

"Ha ha, it seems that if her boyfriend doesn't drink too much, he won't treat him." Xie Wei smiled.

Hearing what she said, Ding Yi knew that she had already believed what she had just said, so he also laughed a few times and said, "That's right. He usually can't do such a high-minded thing when he is clear-headed. If he doesn't drink too much, he will run away when he pays the bill for fear of running slowly. The waiter grabbed him and asked him to pay the bill. He ran much faster than Liu Xiang.

Out of revenge for Sun Lan's coercion, Ding Yi made a vicious distortion and shameless slander on the image of Sun Lan's boyfriend, which can also be regarded as a conversation about his hatred of being coerced.

The wine was in place. Xie Wei didn't drink too much, but she was a little drunk. Her face was a little red, and she looked beautiful and a little more charming.

Seeing her beautiful face, Ding Yi's heart was itchy. He had already left Fang Ran behind. After a little thought about it, he immediately had a plan.

A bad guy's plan.

"Are you all right this afternoon?" He asked Xie Wei.

"No. What about you? What are your plans for the afternoon? Xie Wei tilted her head and looked at him with a light smile, as if waiting for him to say his plan.

"Let's climb the mountain, Yunling Mountain." Yunling Mountain is on the outskirts of this city. The scenery is very beautiful, about 40 minutes' drive from here.

Whether the scenery is beautiful or not is secondary. The key is that the environment there is quiet and few people disturb it. Ding Yi wanted to have more opportunities to get along with this beautiful woman alone - at this time, he had already imagined how to make out with Xie Wei in a place where there was no one in the depths of the mountain.

Their clothes today are also very suitable for outdoor activities - the two of them coincide, wearing simple T-shirts, casual jeans, sneakers on their feet, and T-shirts of the same color, which looks like couple's shirts.

"Good." Xie Wei agreed to his proposal. Her answer was so straightforward that Ding Yi was so surprised that Ding Yi felt that no matter where she proposed at this time, Xie Wei would give him the same answer: "YES."

Ding Yi's donkey sports car is still very popular. When they parked their cars in the parking lot at the foot of the mountain, they attracted the envious attention of many people.

The fragrant car, handsome man, beautiful woman, so harmoniously matched, Xie Wei and Ding Yi stood together, and the talented woman was a jackal, tiger and a leopard, of course, which attracted everyone's envy.

Ding Yi didn't notice that there was a car that had been following them. From the time they left the Sichuan restaurant, they followed them all the way to the foot of the mountain. Although Ding Yi's car was very fast, the car was never thrown away by him.

The words "catching adultery in bed" was originally printed on the car, but in order to hide people's eyes and ears, the words "good for health" were deliberately added to the back, making the original company logo become a personalized slogan of "catching adultery in bed, good for health". All the audience must know that this car is Liu Yong's "catching adultery in bed" Investigate the company's vehicles.

However, with Ding Yi's social experience, he was far from paying attention to the point where no one followed him, so he naturally did not find the tracking vehicle.

The people in the car watched them park the car and walk up the mountain road.

The mountain is not very high, only a few hundred meters above sea level, and the road up the mountain is also very flat. It is a paved asphalt road. In fact, cars can also be driven up. But more people like to walk all the way to the top of the mountain from the road around the mountain. First, they can exercise and breathe fresh air.

There are also several paths in the mountains, which are come from some real mountaineering enthusiasts who think that it is not enough to walk the asphalt road or some fake mountaineering enthusiasts. Therefore, what Grandpa Lu Xun said is very reasonable: there is no road in the world, but if the cheating people walk more, it becomes the road. This is really philosophical and far-sighted. It seems that Mr. Lu Xun is also a person with a life. Ding Yi thought sincerely.

You can also climb to the top of the mountain from these paths, but it is much more difficult to walk than the ring road.

There are a few people walking on the asphalt road around the mountain. Ding Yi can tell it at a glance. Among them, there are two real mountaineering enthusiasts - because there is a word "deng" printed on the back of their clothes; and two pairs are fake mountaineering enthusiasts who are actually cheating lovers - because there is a The word "stealing".

Because Ding Yi and Xie Wei are the main characters and are fundamentally different from those actors, the author takes special care of them and does not print the word "stealing" on their clothes.

Ding Yi and Xie Wei also walked among them.

"Let's climb up that path. Walking on this road is like a walk. It's boring." Ding Yi made an excuse.

Xie Wei seemed to have this intention, but she didn't find out all kinds of reasons to demonstrate the benefits of taking the path or agree with him like Ding Yi. She just said a word meekly.

"Good."

The mountain path is very rugged. It is not so much a road as the footprints stepped on by several climbers. From time to time, short branches stick out to block their direction.

Ding Yi asked Xie Wei to walk in the front, and he protected her in the back. The slope is a little steep. In addition, it rained a little two days ago, and the road is also a little slippery. If you are not careful, you will be in danger of falling down.

The bursts of fragrance from Xie Wei's body flirted with Ding Yi. He had a feeling of shaking his heart, which had probably reached the level of level seven wind.

He really wanted to step forward, hug Xie Wei from behind, and then gently kissed her earlobe and cheek.

But won't it be too abrupt to do so? If she is angry, there may be no chance to meet again in the future.

This situation is what Ding Yi doesn't want to see. At this moment, he felt that although he had only met her twice, he cared about her very much. Although she felt in her contact that she was most likely to be a woman with a past, Ding Yi was willing to tolerate everything about her.

I just met her yesterday, and I only met her twice. I didn't know her at all, but Ding Yi felt this way about her. He thought it was really incredible.

I don't know why Xie Wei didn't say much. The two just climbed the mountain silently.

Ding Yi thought, is she waiting for her further action?

Ding Yi's heart beat so hard that he wanted to put his arms around her waist, but he didn't dare.

It should have climbed halfway up the mountain. Xie Wei gasped and said, "I'm a little tired. Stop and take a break." She held on to a small tree next to her and stopped.

This amount of exercise is not great for Ding Yi. With his physique, there is no problem to run up to the top of the mountain, then down to the top of the mountain, and then to run down to the top of the mountain. However, if he does this, it is likely that the audience will think that he is am amused, or that the author is copying and pasting the number of words, so he does not He stopped understandingly and said, "Are you tired?" Do you want me to help you?"

"Good." Xie Wei stretched out her hand, took his hand, and gasped gently and said, "Help me a while. I can't walk anymore. I haven't walked such a long road for a long time, and it's more tiring to climb mountains."