Chapter 43 Li Big Toad

"Wang Ba Chui, do you want a virgin certificate?"

"Yes, yes, Liu Guan, it's what I want." His answer provoked a burst of laughter from everyone.

"What kind of virginity certificate do you want as a man? Do you want to change your gender? Do you want to be a woman so much? Wash your buttocks tonight and let you experience it right away.

These old students have rich social experience, from the virgin certificate to the buttocks of the king's hammer. But it's really uneducated and impratic to make such an ignorant, boring and shameless joke.

Compared with the "** flower" said by the literati, the straightforward ** naked language of these people is very harsh. It can be seen that although they are very coquettish, they still don't have the capital to be coquettish. Real coquettish people are educated. That's why it's called literati. After smelling it, you can smell a little coquettishness. So, smelling is related to coquettishness. If you haven't smelled it, how do you know whether it is coquettish or not?

Wang Bachui ignored the ridicule of others and said seriously, "I don't want a virginity certificate for myself, but because I have played with so many women since I was a child, known as a female doctor, but so far, I have never seen a virgin, which shows that a virgin is an extremely scarce resource, so I want a virgin. The certificate is kept as a souvenir.

"Wang Ba Chui, a virgin certificate." Liu Guan carefully registered in the small notebook.

"Four-eyed field chicken, do you want a beast certificate?"

"Hmm." The person called the four-eyed field chicken wears a pair of black-framed glasses, thin and looks like an intellectual. Unlike most other people in the detention center, Ding Yi has a little affection for him.

"Isn't ** just a beast? I ruined all the female students I taught. Why the fuck didn't I meet a virgin? You have been spoiled by these beasts in school. What are you not a beast? Do you still need a certificate to prove it? Mom's." Wang Ba hammered and was indiram.

The four-eyed field chicken held the mirror, and the feeling in his heart was full of ups and downs. With tears in his eyes, he said, "Others say I'm a beast. I'm not convinced!" Am I just such a simple beast? This is an insult to my personality, a shameless slander and slander against me. My value has been reduced by a level for no reason. I'm the best among beasts. At least I'm well-dressed, so it's not too much to ask for a well-dressed beast certificate, right?

His confession attracted everyone's sympathy.

"It seems to be right. He is not an ordinary beast. Just saying that he is a beast, he really underestimates him. It's not fair."

Everyone said in a mouthful manner.

The four-eyed chicken's eyes were moved with a few tears.

"Four-eyed field chicken, a beast certificate." The new Liu Guan carefully remembered it in his notebook.

"What?" The four-eyed chicken went crazy: "It's a beast certificate! Clothed beast certificate! It's not a beast certificate! Don't make a mistake. It's a mistake. I won't pay."

"Oh, Ixussy Smith, I almost made a mistake. I'll change the roast pork for you right away. It's a beast certificate." The new Liu Guan apologized to the four-eyed field chicken in non-standard English and added the word "clothing" to his notebook.

"Who else? Who wants the cuckold certificate?

"It's me." A man replied angrily.

The person who said this was a little dwarf, a little fat, his nose was flat, his forehead was bright, and his eyes were squinted and couldn't open.

His incredible request was unanimously ridiculed by everyone.

"Rotten ass A San, are you too stimulated? It's true that your wife put on a green hat for you, but you can't ask for a green hat certificate? It's glorious, isn't it?

"When A San looked at other people riding on his wife with bare buttocks, his cuckold was already on his head. He was green and gorgeous. But this is an invisible hat that others usually can't see, so he wants to take a certificate to prove that he has this magical hat.

A man standing next to him thought about his thoughts and explained for him.

A war correspondent suddenly came out from nowhere and took out a microphone from his pocket to interview him.

"Excuse me, what is the original intention of you to get a cuckold certificate?"

Rotten buttocks A San straightened his chest, blinked his small eyes, thought about it carefully, and said, "Do you want to hear the truth or falsehood?"

"Papa!" He was punched hard by the captain Li Da Toad on the back of his head, which made him almost out of breath.

"Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant! Give you an egg and you'll be an asshole! Damn, the reporter asked you how you feel. Do you really think of yourself as two or five? Do you still want to hear the truth or falsehood? Nonsense! Aren't you asking about two hundred and fifty? What a bastard! Of course, I want to listen to lies! Mom, if you ask these questions that pop out without thinking, be careful that I will tear you apart!"

Ding Yi was stunned. He remembered that the new Liu Guan told himself that the people in "B" did not hit people, but when he saw Li Da Toad's punch on A San's head with a rotten buttocks, he was pounding and imposing. This punch was stable, accurate and fierce. It seemed that he had been practiced too much in "B". Thinking about the rotten buttocks, A San must be dizzy and bloated now. Maybe he has had a concussion sequela, and the consequences are very serious. This punch has completely knocked out the harmonious atmosphere just now.

The playful scene just now disappeared, and everyone immediately calmed down and looked at Li Da Toad in awe.

Didn't the new Liu Guan say that this captain is a good monitor? Did he cheat me? Ding Yi thought.

Seeing Ding Yi's eyes, Li Da Toad realized that his behavior just now left a bad impression on Ding Yi's heart, so he smiled and said, "Bighting is pain, scolding is love. I often love the members of our 'B' like this. Everyone has developed a habit. If they don't love them for a day, they will feel unhappy every day. Don't you think so?

"Yes!"

The answer is neat, powerful and passionate. Even A San, who had just been beaten, immediately raised his head and shouted with everyone, "Yes!"

It seems that this big toad Li is still a little prestige. If you educate the people in "B" obediently, you can say that you have certain leadership skills. If you put him in a leadership position, you may be able to make a career.

"Okay, okay, you can continue to talk to the reporter. You must lie."

Li Da Toad suddenly became gentle, stroked the top of A San's head with his rotten buttocks, and told him. This is the legendary "slap and touch again". Ding Yi suspects that this Li Da Toad is likely to have practiced in the leadership position for a period of time.

"Are you telling a lie?" A San, with a sad face, said, "When I watch TV, I often see people with culture on TV asking, 'Do you want to hear the truth or lies?' I think it's very trendy and fashionable, but it can be worshipped. Today is the opening of the world. No, it's the opening of the world, no, it's the first time. A reporter came to interview me, so I took this sentence here to use, but I didn't expect to use it wrongly. In fact, there is only one sentence in my heart. How can there be any truth or falsehood? Let me make up a lie, and I can't make it up."

"Do you dare to sing against my grandpa?" Li Da Toad raised his hand again, clenched his fist, and shook it in front of the rotten buttocks A San.

"Toad!" The new Liu Guan called Li Da Toad majestically and kindly and said, "Don't do this. Rotten ass A San is also a good comrade. Although he is single-minded, he is upright! Seriously! In the world, I'm afraid of being serious. Toad, don't suppress him."

Li Da Toad stared at the rotten buttocks A San with hatred, and his eyes were about to spewing fire, but because of Liu Guan's face, it was not easy to attack, so he turned his head.

Rotten ass A San looked at him and said with a crying voice, "I won't accept the interview. In the depths of my anus, there is suddenly a feeling of itching. It seems that Pepsi is not suitable today.

It seems that A San is a fan of film and television dramas. At this time, he can't help but come up with a movie line.

"No way! You must say it today." The new Liu Guan also recognized it.

The rotten buttocks are sandwiched in the middle, and he is in a dilemma. Look at Li Da Toad and Liu Guan. I don't know what to do.

There is a solemn atmosphere in the air.

Killing.

It's cold.

The chill hits people.

I was speechless for a long time.

Time passed unconsciously.

Suddenly, Li Da Toad laughed.

"Liu Guan, do you think I'm good at this cold humor? Cold humor is to be unexpected, quack quack quack.

Liu Guan also laughed "hey hey hey hey"

"Wrong." Li Da Toad said.

"Why is it wrong?" Liu Guan is incomprehensibility.

"You really don't know?"

"Sure enough."

"I really don't know."

"Real seriously."

"Do you want to know?"

"I want to."

"It should be quack, not hey hey hey hey." Li Da Toad gave the answer.

"Kakakaka." The new Liu Guan tried to look like Li Da Toad and laughed a few times.

"Wrong."

"Wow, wow, wow."

"It's wrong again."

"Praise and exaggerate."

"It's wrong."

"Ah, ah, ah."

"It's wrong again."

"Jicy."

"It's even more wrong."

"Machine and bus."

......

Li Da Toad stretched out his tongue and gasped, and said breathlessly, "It's still... wrong..."

"Gaga-Gaga."

"Oh, yeah!" A few of them all cheered and cheered, hugged and high-fived each other, cheering for Liu Guan's finally laughing the right voice.

Seeing that the tense atmosphere has become much easier, Liu Guan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about other topics. Let's ask A San, why do you want a green hat certificate? Reporter, continue to ask questions, when you are in the way--"

Liu Guan made an exaggerated shape. He knelt on one knee, stroked his chest with one hand, pointed to the rotten buttocks with the other hand, and continued to be accompanied by music "Dang Dangdang--". Listening carefully, it turned out that what came out of his mouth was the famous "Athlete March".

Under this atmosphere, the crowd was excited, and even Li Da Toad followed Liu Guan's rhythm and matched the sound.

Because they come from all over the world and sing with their hometown accents everywhere, they are obviously not as standard as Liu Guan, so others listen to it and become "crotch, crotch, crotch, crotch, crotch, crotch--"