Chapter 51 The Best Home and the worst Home

"Wait." Ding Yi said, "I want to ask you something first."

"It's not too late for you to ask them when I write them back to life." The author said.

"If all these people wake up and turn around, they are talking too much. They are chattering and noisy to death. How can I be in the mood to ask you a question?" Ding Yi said humbly.

"It's okay. I wrote them as a sudden collective suffering from intermittent aphasia, which made them speechless." The author came up with a genius idea.

"But if you write like this, they will wake up and find that they are suddenly speechless. Of course, they will be anxious, angry, scratch their ears and cheeks, jump up and down. Such behavior will also affect our conversation." Ding Yi pointed out the inadequacies.

"Then I will let them suffer from aphasia and limb immobility at the same time, and they won't affect our conversation." The author came up with another solution.

"When they wake up, if they suddenly find that they can't move or speak, they will be even more angry, emotionally excited, and their faces are horrible. This situation also affects the harmonious atmosphere of our conversation."

"Well, then I will write them as in addition to aphasia and inability to move, plus emoji muscle atrophy, so that they can neither make a loud noise, jump around, or ugly expressions. Is that okay?" For Ding Yi's criticism, the author has tolerated everything and came up with solutions one by one.

The reason why the author is so accommodating to Ding Yi is that according to the gossip, soon, the Sitting Association will hold an activity to select the author's level by the characters in the book. The selection results directly affect the salary level of each author, among which the protagonists in each book counts two votes. In order to quickly get the recognition of the characters in the book in the short term, the author has to accommodate the hero, meet his requirements first, and settle the accounts after the end of the selection activity.

I didn't expect such a concession to make Ding Yi not satisfied: "They woke up and stood here with a group of people standing suddenly. Even if they didn't scream, jump, and their faces were not afraid, they also affected the circulation of air, affected the transmission of sound waves, and of course, it affected our conversation effect."

"This Ding Yi seems to be deliberately looking for fault." The author thought, "Does he also know the selection news of the Sitting Family Association?" So take a look at the opportunity to ask for a sky-high price here? My star, I'm going to do it.

But now that you have made concessions, let's continue to make concessions. It's like the first time for men (the author originally wanted to write 'this is like a woman's first time', but later considering that this may attract the opposition of feminist organizations, he changed it to 'it's like men's first time'. I hereby explain that before the first time, I was a virgin, very valuable, and I couldn't lose my body easily. But if you lose yourself, you can lose it again and again, until you can't lose it again. Because your loss is worthless at this time. This is the same reason as the author's repeated concessions, so the author made concessions for the first time and the second time, and it is very likely that he will continue to make concessions immediately.

"Then I can write them as in addition to aphasia, inability to move, plus expression muscle atrophy, and then continue to lie on the ground, right? They will not affect the air circulation, nor will they affect the effect of our conversation. The author wiped his sweat and said with difficulty.

"Even so, after they hear our conversation, they know the inside story of this book, which will affect their work and life attitude. You should know that the more inside story they know, the less likely they will follow blindly. In this way, if the characters in your book are no longer controlled in the future, it will also affect your creation. Ah." Ding Yi's explanation was reasonable.

"Then I will write them as that in addition to aphasia, immobility, and emoji muscular dystrophy, and continue to lie on the ground without consciousness. They can't hear our conversation. Of course, they won't know the inside story of this book, and it won't affect their attitude towards work and life." The author made repeated concessions and finally came up with such an idea.

"Bingo!" Ding Yi shouted excitedly. OK, just write it like this."

The author then moistened the pen and prepared to write: "The people lying on the ground woke up and turned around, but because they were in a coma for too long time, their brains were temporarily short of oxygen, so everyone's current state is aphany, unable to move, emoji muscle function atrophy, temporary loss of consciousness..." Thinking of this, suddenly However, he realized and thought, "If you write like this, aren't these people still in the same state as a coma? My star, I'm going to, I'm going to do it. After going around for a long time, he was still fooled by Ding Yi. It's so troublesome to write. It's better to let them continue to fall into a coma.

So the author pretended to be majestic and amiable, serious and lively, and a little brave in diligence and said to Ding Yi, "Well, I think your proposal is good. Let's let them go into a coma, so that our conversation can be carried out in a harmonious and friendly anger. That's the decision. They continue to lie down. I'm in a coma on the ground.

Ding Yi was cheap and behaved and said, "Your Excellency, you wrote a wrong word. It's a 'harmonious and friendly atmosphere', 'atmosphere', not 'angry', am I right?"

The author can't wait to write Ding Yi into pieces and pieces into countless pieces. He was blown by the wind and gently floated in the wind. Since then, the hero Ding Yi has disappeared. However, think that the role of Ding Yi was written by the author with painstaking efforts. After writing him into pieces, he created a new protagonist. It's too laborious, and the gains outweigh the losses. I had to gritted my teeth and forced a smile, "You don't know. I deliberately wrote 'angry' to express my anger at this time... Ah, no, no, the intention of writing 'angry' is that anger expresses people's emotions, and the atmosphere expresses a kind of atmosphere. The focus of our talks is mainly on the emotional side. Face, not atmosphere, so I used 'angry' instead of 'atmosphere'. This is a serious academic question. It's very profound. Don't discuss it anymore... Well, well, do you think it's right for me to let them continue to fall into a coma?"

Ding Yi smiled brightly: "The author is good. Our actor's request that the author can find ways to satisfy us in this way. I am so grateful. The next time I am selected by the Home Association, I will definitely vote for you and make you the best home.

Seeing that his various accommodates finally won the approval of the hero Ding Yi, the author couldn't help but feel extremely gratified and politely, but he still couldn't suppress his curiosity and asked, "When you want to vote for me, how do you plan to comment on me?"

"Of course, it's the best to sit at home. As for how to write a comment, let me think about it..." Ding Yi thought hard.

The author looked at him eagerly, and his heart was full of expectations.

"My comment to you will be: 'The seated person is the best seated. Usually, he only sits and does not lie down. His sitting posture is correct and majestic, his diligence is a little brave, and his beauty is a little dignified. The appearance of such a good sitting person is really the nature of the country, the nation and the nature of history.'"

Hearing Ding Yi's high comments, the author couldn't help but feel a little complacent and his attitude became more kind, but he still corrected some small mistakes in Ding Yi's words.

"After that, you have to keep a low profile. I'm a low-key person. Although this kind of words is a big truth, it's better to say less. Don't do it as an example, don't take it as an example. Also, there are a few words that you are wrong. It is the blessing of the country, not the nature of the country. Remember that."

Ding Yi curled his lips disapprovingly and said, "Anyway, it's a homophone word. I think 'sex' is more appropriate than the word 'happiness', more life, and more likely to arouse the resonance of readers, so I used this word. What do you think?"

The author secretly stretched out his thumb and praised in his heart, "Ding Yi is really making rapid progress. He already knows how to figure out the reader's psychology. It seems that children can be taught."

But you can't praise him too much. In this way, he will be proud and not conducive to the progress of young people. So he just nodded his head gently, turned the topic and said, "Yes, you said you want to ask me something. What's the matter?"

Ding Yi became serious and said, "I want to know, when can I release it?"

This is an important secret of this book. Telling Ding Yi this kind of secret will inevitably affect his attitude towards work and life, which greatly reduces the seriousness of this book. The author weighed it secretly and decided not to tell him.

"You will know this at that time, and there is no comment now."

Ding Yi's face changed, and he finally put up with it and said, "Well, can you tell me, Xiao An, is he seriously injured? It's not a fatal injury, is it?"

The author originally wanted to say, "This is also a secret, and there is nothing to say." But thinking that Ding Yi holds the right to vote for the "best seater", he is always speechless. When he is angry, it would be terrible to vote for the author as the worst seater when voting, so he told him the truth: "Xiao An's injury is not a fatal injury, but it is also a serious injury."

Ding Yi became anxious: "In that case, won't I be sentenced seriously?"

The author smiled and said, "It's not very heavy, but it's more than three years, less than ten years, not long or not long, it's over in the blink of an eye."

Ding Yi was so angry that his voice was fierce and said, "No! More than three years, less than ten years? How can that work? I don't want to go to prison. I want to go home immediately and continue to live my beautiful car and happy sex/life.

"Damn it." The author was also anxious and leaned on a sentence. Do whatever you want? Are you the author or am I the author? In this case, I have checked the information and consulted a legal expert, that is, more than three years, less than ten years, are you satisfied?

Ding Yi said angrily, "If you want to write like this, I will rate you as the worst in the home selection. If you don't believe it, let's see."

Ding Yi actually dared to threaten the author. It really made the author's nose crooked. On the surface, he said coldly, "If you want to rate me as the worst, how will your comment be written?"