Chapter 63 The Price of Being a Great Man

"I hope so. However, my 30,000 yuan is going to be decided. If you don't give me the money, you can't get any news from me.

"Who said I wanted to get news from you? I'm just here to talk about friendship with you. Eat a cigarette, eat a cigarette." Ding Yi took out a pack of cigarettes, pulled out one, and handed it to Situ Bing.

Situ Bing also gave face to face. He took it over and looked at the trademark: "Wow, what a smoke, a bear brand. I've only seen this kind of cigarette in TV commercials. I haven't seen it with my own eyes. I've smelled it and tasted it. A bag of 300 yuan is not affordable for ordinary people. You also said that your grandfather had no money? Can't you afford this kind of cigarette if you don't have money?

Ding Yi said, "It's okay. This is the previous inventory. Now I can't afford to smoke this kind of golden bear. I can only smoke the yellow bear for more than 20 yuan. After a while, maybe I can only smoke the flower bear for ten yuan a pack. I haven't seen it for a long time. It may be reduced to the kind of grizzly bear that smokes more than three yuan a pack. He changed the topic at the right time: "You said you have seen this kind of cigarette advertisement in TV commercials? This is nonsense, isn't it? According to China's advertising law, cigarettes cannot be advertised on TV.

"You don't understand this, do you? Just register a cultural communication company. Isn't this bear brand registered as a cultural communication company? The advertising slogan is the famous sentence: 'Bears and bears, you are omnipotent.' Then type another line of subtitles under the screen: 'Golden Bear Culture Communication Co., Ltd.'. This not only promotes the bear brand, but also does not violate China's advertising law, and the TV station also makes money. It's so good to kill more with one stone.

After what he said, Ding Yi also remembered that there seemed to be such an advertisement. When he saw the advertisement at that time, he didn't care about it. He thought it was really a cultural communication company. Now that he thinks about it, it's really the same thing. It seems that there are really policies and countermeasures now. He can't help but have a trace of respect for Situ Bing.

"So it is. It's better to listen to you than to read a book for ten years. I admire you. Please smoke. Please smoke.

"Is this cigarette delicious?" Situ Bing asked.

"It's not bad. Although it's a little spicy in the mouth, it will soon have a soft and long feeling. If you eat too much, it has a good therapeutic effect on middle-aged male gynecological diseases. Whoever eats it, I don't tell him."

"Male gynecological diseases? What kind of disease is this? Situ Bing heard it in the clouds.

Ding Yi thought to himself, "Damn, the fork was broken, the patron said the curative effect, and the name of the disease was wrong. It's really a bragging but not a draft, but it's broken. In the future, you will have a lot of wisdom. You must make a draft before blowing a fork. He smiled and said, "Male gynecological disease, this kind of disease is a new disease, which is generally unknown to uneducated people. Those who know are very educated people, noble people, and great people. There is also a greater kind of person who humbly pretends not to know what the disease is. I think Brother Situ must be the last of this kind of person.

Situ Bing was stunned, smiled modestly and said, "I actually know about the gynecological disease of middle-aged men, but in order to show modesty, I pretended not to know. As a result, you still saw my great modesty. Ha ha, you have a good vision."

Ding Yi sighed in his heart and said to himself, "It seems that Situ Bing is not immune to vulgarity. He is also a person who can pretend to be a donkey. Try him again to see if he is an occasional donkey or a 100% person.

Thinking of this, Ding Yi smiled and said, "Of course I know that Brother Situ Bing is a great humble man. Brother's platform is like white jade without flaws, white clouds through the sun, eating and drinking for free, and vitiligo wind. Of course, it is not comparable to ordinary people. However, there is another person who is at a higher level than a greater person. Do you know Situ Bing?

Situ Bing heard him praise that he was "white and flawless, white clouds run through the sun" seemed to be good, and the following "eating for free and drinking, vitiligo wind" was not a good thing to say. But he was not sure whether these two words were positive or derogatory. If he asked Ding Yi about the meaning of these two words, he seemed to be uneducated, so he had to pretend not to hear them clearly and passed by. The words that Dante Yi said later made him interested.

"People at a higher level than greater people? What will he do? What kind of person can enjoy this great title?

It seems that he slowly fell into the trap, and Ding Yi continued quietly: "People who are at a higher level than greater people are people who do not smoke but only smoke. They returned to the truth and never smoked. They just ate all the tobacco. The so-called "eating, drinking, gambling and smoking", the word "eat" ranks first, and the word "chou" is only ranked fifth, so the real great people can only do the first thing, disdain to do the second thing, and certainly disdain to do the third, fourth and fifth things. If they have bad habits, others are 'eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking', and they are 'eating, eating, eating, eating'. They went to the restaurant to eat, went to the brothel to eat, went to the casino to eat, and took out cigarettes to eat. So they don't smoke, they only smoke.

"So that's it." Situ Bing thought to himself, "It doesn't seem difficult to be a person who is greater than a great man."

He tore open the "bear brand" cigarette handed to him by Ding Yi, poured the tobacco on the palm of his hand, gathered it up, raised his head, opened his mouth, put all the tobacco into his mouth, chewed a few bites, tasted slowly, and said, "It's delicious."

Ding Yi looked at him, couldn't help but raise his thumb and said, "I admire him. Brother Situ Bing is indeed a greater man than a great man. Are you the legendary great brother, or Viagra for short?

Situ Bing couldn't hide his proud smile, but he still pretended to be modest and said, "Low-key, low-key, be low-key. Don't make it public, you can just know it by yourself. If your respect for me is really uncontrollable and you really can't hold back, you can talk to others. However, the number of people promoting cannot exceed 50,000 at a time. If it exceeds this number, I will be anxious to you. There is also a limit on the number of publicity. It can't exceed 30,000 times a day. If you exceed this number, I will be anxious with you.

"That's it. I will respect Taiwan's life." Ding Yi lowered his head and said respectfully.

From now on, Ding Yi always likes to go to Situ Bing when he has nothing to do. He is no longer hopeful about talking from Situ Bing, but he always hopes to see Situ Bing eat cigarettes, which has become a little entertainment in his prison life.

At the beginning, Situ Bing could still insist on eating a few cigarettes elegantly in front of Ding Yi every day, and repeatedly praised the deliciousness of cigarettes. Later, I slowly ate less. Ding Yi asked him why there was such a change. Situ Bing always said with a strong smile that it was very tiring to be a great man, so he had to be an ordinary person occasionally. Because there is a gap between ordinary people and great people, ordinary people don't need to eat cigarettes every day.

Dante will correct him. A real great man will not often treat himself as an ordinary person. Great people are strict with their high standards. Although they will not eat more than a dozen cigarettes a day, they should eat at least one or two cigarettes a day.

In order to be a great man, Situ Bing had to take apart the cigarette with a sad face, looked up and poured the cigarette into his mouth, pretending to eat it with relish.

Later, he pulled it for several days in a row, and after recovering, he never ate cigarettes again.

"I found that I am not the material for a great man." He finally recognized his level and decided not to do what great men did.

"I think you have the potential of a great man." He said to Ding Yi with a sincere face. Brother Ding Yi, how about you take a few to have a try?

Ding Yi shook his hand and said, "No, no, I have carefully observed all the benevolent brothers in the prison. From the warden to the new sodomy/rapist who just came in yesterday, none of them has the potential to be a great man. Except for your brother Situ Bing, it's really a rare talent in a hundred years. You are not a great man. Who is a great man? If you don't smoke, who will smoke? If you don't have diarrhea, who will have diarrhea? Oh, no, no, there is no necessary connection between smoking and diarrhea. I mean, you have diarrhea, which means that you, a great man, are approachable, and ordinary people will have diarrhea. As a great man, of course, you can be too separated from the masses, so occasionally pull so little, get close to life, and have fun with the people. It is true greatness, not false greatness. I admire it."

Situ Bing's eyes lit up, and it seemed that he was very comfortable to be patted by Ding Yi. He was about to accept it with a smile. Suddenly, his stomach sounded boney, and there was a feeling of numbness in the depths of his anus. This change reminded him of the pain of pulling his stomach for so many days in a row, and the price of being a great man, although he was reluctant to give up. The title of great man, but it's not worth it to kill yourself for such a false name. So he insisted on the title of great man.

Ding Yi still wants to wear the high hat of the great man on his head. Although Situ Bing insists on it, he is reluctant to give up this title. Thinking that Ding Yi still respected himself, he couldn't help but be proud. Just as he was about to be modest, he suddenly saw Ding Yi's smiling expression, and he couldn't help moving.

"This child is not looking for me to be happy, is he?"

As soon as this idea came out, Situ Bing's thoughts suddenly became clear. Ding Yi praised his behavior of smoking these days and suddenly appeared in front of Situ Bing. The feeling of abdominal pain when he had diarrhea reflected in his heart. When he had diarrhea, the "crackling" sound of diarrhea when it collided with the toilet wrapped around his ear, and the odor from the excrement seemed to be around his nasal cavity. In less than 0.25 seconds, Situ Bing figured out one thing.