Chapter 135 Bed

"So it is." Everyone suddenly realized: "Fortunately, these people who beat the gongs and drums know the current affairs and didn't disturb Lord Bai in the middle of the night, otherwise their lives will be in order." Everyone cut their wrists and sighed.

"After Bai Juyi moved the ship and invited him to meet him, he was very happy to see that the pipa woman had a good face. The amount of alcohol increased greatly, and he even drank a few more cups. He thought that if a man wanted to dry it, he would have liver. For the sake of health, he stopped drinking. So I ordered the pipa girl to play it. The author continues to tell stories affectionately.

"Do you play it well?"

"Of course it sounds good. This pipa girl was the leader of the three/ accompanying world at that time. At that time, the practitioners of the three/ accompanying world, in addition to the basic work of eating, sleeping and playing, also had to learn music and poetry, which could be regarded as half an intellectual. Compared with the girls who can only sing karaoke and often sing out of tune now, their quality is really much higher. As the leader of the young ladies at that time, the pipa girl was naturally extraordinary, so she played very well.

"What was Bai Juyi's reaction later?" Everyone was addicted to listening to the story and asked.

"Bai Juyi saw that this girl was good, so beautiful, and so much about art. She belonged to a literary and artistic young woman, and she had an idea in her heart, so she successively adopted the psychological appropping method, the money buying method, and the power-pressed method. Finally, she got what she wanted and put the pipa girl into bed."

"Did you get into bed?" When everyone heard this, their eyes lit up and said in unison, "This is really a good story. But I don't know how Bai Juyi adopts the three methods of psychological approach, money buying, and suppressing people with potential? What's the evidence for the author to say so?

"These evidences are recorded in the Pipa Xing written by Bai Juyi himself. Let me do it for you." The author said, "How does Bai Juyi adopt the psychological drawing method? He said to the pipa girl in "The Pipa Tour": 'We are both fallen people at the end of the world. Why do we have to know each other when we meet?' It means that, Pipa girl, when you and I mix with BBS, we are all fooling around the world, but we don't do well in the world. The posts we write are either deleted by the moderator or no one follows. Some people follow us, and they also scold us for being 2B, or ask if we are from Mars, so we are very depressed in the world. Since we feel sorry for each other, it doesn't matter if we don't know each other before. It's covered together. This is a typical psychological approach. One sentence narrowed the psychological distance between him and the pipa girl, and paved the way for the result of their going to bed in the future.

"How is the money buying method implemented?" After everyone understood the psychological approach, they took out their pens one after another, wrote it down seriously in the notebook, and then continued to ask tirelessly.

The author explained in detail: "Wait and listen: Bai Juyi wrote in the poem: 'Noisy cut the miscellaneous bullets, big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate.' What does this sentence mean? It means that even if the pipa girl plays a few noises wrong, Bai Juyi still puts large or small pearls in the jade plate and gives them to her as the fee for playing. Ancient pearls are very precious. Giving her a plate of pearls is worth a lot of money. This is the way to buy them with money.

"Oh, that's true. It's really a good way. But it needs the support of strong financial resources. Everyone nodded and said yes, and opened the notebook of Picking Up Girl with them again, which neatly recorded the history of picking up girls and the limitations of this experience.

The author is on the rise, revealing the essence of picking up girls in this poem, which is usually never passed on, to everyone: "Please note that the word 'falling' in the 'big bead and small bead falling jade plate' is extremely vividly describing the demeanor and action of Bai Juyi showing off wealth at that time. Bai Juyi grabbed a handful of pearls and slowly let go of his hand. The pearls fell on the jade plate one by one, making a crisp sound. The deep meaning of this action is very clear: it's the pipa girl, look, pearls, so many pearls, if you just play the pipa for me, I will give you so many pearls. If you do it again If you are willing to blow a blowjob for me, how much money do I want to give you? Think about it yourself.

"Master, he is really a master in the bubble world." Everyone was sincerely impressed, and one of them was a person with high understanding: "The word 'falling' in the 'big bead and small bead falling jade plate' in Bai Juyi's Pipa Xing, and the word 'row' in Kong Yiji's 'ejecting nine sentences and big money' written by Lu Xun. There is a similarity. Just one word, it describes the psychological characteristics of the person concerned. It has to be vividly on the paper, and it can be seen that the author's skill is really high.

The author looked at him with admiration and continued to talk about Bai Juyi's method of picking up girls.

"Bai Juyi's method of suppressing people with power is reflected in the last sentence of Pipa Xing. The poet wrote affectionately: 'Who is crying the most in the seat? Jiangzhou Sima Qing's shirt is wet.' Who in the seat cries the most hearty and the happiest? It's not anyone else, it's Jiangzhou Sima. In this sentence, Bai Juyi reported his official name, which is to imply that I am not an ordinary person. I am Jiangzhou Sima. This is a senior official. If you want to follow me, you can do it. If you don't follow me, hum, Bai is very angry, and the consequences will be very serious.

"He calls himself Jiangzhou Sima. Maybe this is just a rhetorical consideration, because 'Jiangzhou Sima' is four words, and 'Bai Juyi' is three words. If he only writes his own name, he can't make up four words. Isn't the last sentence missing one word? Isn't this poem not neat? Therefore, it is not necessarily that he put pressure on Pipa women by claiming to be so self-proclaimed. Some people questioned.

"It's not true. It's wrong to consider rhetorically." The author said, "If he doesn't apply for his official name, he can write like this: 'Who is the most crying in the seat? Bai's green shirt is wet.' Or 'Bai Juyi, my green shirt is wet' or 'I'm Baijuyi's green shirt is wet' or 'My Baijuyi's green shirt is wet' or even 'I'm surname is white green shirt wet'. In this way, you can not only report your official name, but also make your own poems less. But he reported his official name, and his Sima Baijuyi's heart is well known to passers-by.

After everyone thought about it, they nodded and said yes, and devoutly recorded this "potential method" in the notebook of Picking up girls. The limitations of this article are recorded as: "Need to hold a leadership position."

"What kind of tortuous and moving stories happened after they finally went to bed? What about the details of going to bed? Why don't you see Bai Juyi recorded in Pipa Xing? After remembering the experience of picking up girls, everyone asked again.

"It is indeed not recorded in Pipa Xing, but in another poem of Bai Juyi, they are recorded in the details of **. The plot is touching and the description is realistic. As long as everyone who has read it sheds excited **/water, this poem is called ** Xing." The author said.

"Are you serious? Did Bai Juyi write "** Xing"? Just listening to the name of this poem, I know that this should be a rare good poem in a hundred years. Such a good work is really a happy event and a great blessing in the literary world. Everyone cheered, and one of them said, "With Bai Juyi's literary talent, the "** Xing" written will definitely make readers immersive and empathize. Please let us accept the influence of this poem as soon as possible."

His proposal was immediately unanimously approved by everyone.

The author's next words made them pour a basin of cold water on their pockets, which caused most of them to immediately suffer from the serious consequences of a serious cold. The author's original words are as follows: "Unfortunately, because the song "** Xing" written by Bai Juyi is too real and realistic, so it was feudalized. The **/filth readings of the imperial court judged that the office was characterized as erotic/affectional readings. The printed ones were immediately burned, and the arranged editions were destroyed in public. Those who had read this poem were ordered to forget them for a time limit, so this poem was not passed down.

"Fuck!"

"Damn!"

"Do it!"

"Lost!"

"Day!"

"Fa Ke!"

"Fuck you!"

"Rely on your mother!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"Lost your mother!"

"Daily, you are in the hall!"

"Fa Ke oil, Ma De!"

Everyone used various phrases composed of different verbs and different verbs and nouns, expressing the same meaning and fully expressing their disappointment and anger when they heard the news.

"It's no wonder **/Den Reading Judgment Office." Seeing the anger of the crowd, the author was afraid that they would make trouble with excitement and difficult to deal with it, so he spoke to the **/filth reading judgment office and explained: "At any time, the direct description of sex/organ will be characterized as **/filth reading. Bai Juyi not only directly describes sex/organs, but also describes them too much, so he is characterized as **/filth reading.

"Since "** Xing" has been characterized as **/filth readings and banned, and no one knows the content, how do you know that there is a direct description of sex/organs in it?" A good person asked.

This question is not difficult for the author. He said, "There is a factual basis for me to say this. Although ** line is characterized as **/filth readings have been destroyed and has not been passed down, the **/filth reading judgment office's judgment on ** line has been passed down. Through these judgments, it can be seen that in ** line, Bai Juyi not only directly describes sex/organs, but also describes it very seriously.

"What does this judgment say?"

"The judgment reads: Bai Juyi's "** Line", the description is realistic, very **/dewd, and there is no forgiveness." The author read out this judgment.

Everyone looked at each other in con'ssibility and stopped talking. Finally, someone summoned up their courage and asked, "In this judgment, it is not said that Bai Juyi directly describes sex/organs?"