Chapter 142 Zhang Wangwang and Li Meow Meow

Night.

A dark night.

There is no starlight in the sky.

Tang Dynasty, a certain day in a certain month of a certain year.

In a deep alley, an arrogant figure, carrying a long sword, wearing a, oh, no, one, no, a lump, no, no, yes, a black cloak, standing at the end of the alley, it has been an hour without moving at all. It has been two now. It's been an hour. He seems to be thinking about something and waiting for someone.

Obviously, after the analysis and judgment of the wise audience, everyone came to a correct conclusion: although he seemed to be thinking, he was actually not thinking.

Why?

Why is that?

Dear wise and not very wise audience, guess why? What on earth is this for?

I can't guess, then I'll tell you.

Because the current part of the novel is the martial arts part, which is written for audiences who love martial arts.

And the audience who watch martial arts like to watch fighting and killing, and don't like to watch philosophers think. Therefore, market factors determine this person. He stands here in a daze and can't be thinking.

So, he can only wait for someone.

Who are you waiting for?

Waiting for his lover? Or is it his enemy? Or his friend? Or is it his pet?

Because this part is a martial arts novel, not a romance novel, the reader group determines the market, and the market determines the plot: for people like this, he can't just wait for his lover.

So, is it the second answer? Is he waiting for his enemy?

Because the appreciation level of loyal readers of martial arts novels has been greatly improved. If in this scene, a swordsman is only waiting for his enemy, it is too easy for readers to guess. There is no suspense plot, and it is easy to lose the more impetuous people in the reader group, for the sake of the market examination. In order not to be easily guessed by readers, he can't just wait for his enemies.

Waiting for his friends?

Please note that this is a martial arts novel, not a youth inspirational drama, so he can't just wait for his friends.

Are you waiting for his pet?

Sorry, this is a martial arts novel rather than the Pet Feeding Guide, so he can't just wait for his pet.

The correct answer is that he is waiting for his lover, his enemies, his friends and his pets.

What's more incredible is that these four different identities are concentrated on the same person.

This person with four identities is a woman, Li Miaomiao, a famous prostitute in the capital. She and the hero Zhang Wangwang, who has stood at the end of the alley for two hours and a quarter of a black cloak, is a well-known lover.

This is their public relationship, and the relationship that is not known by others in private is the enemy relationship. In fact, Li Miaomiao deliberately became Zhang Wangwang's lover in order to avenge his father's death.

Zhang Wangwang didn't know that Li Miaomiao deliberately became his lover of Zhang Wangwang in order to avenge his father, but thought that Li Miaomiao became his lover because he fell in love with him. In his heart, he regarded Li Miaomiao as a lover, and in Li Miaomiao's heart, he regarded him as both a lover and an enemy. As a result, Li Miaomiao's heart turned back and turned back. Finally, he became a pet poet.

After Zhang Wangwang met Li Meow, he fell in love at first sight and thought that he had met the person he was waiting for in his life. Every time after drinking, he would hug and sing "Lover's Confidant" with Li Meow. As the saying goes, they are both lovers and confidants. In Zhang Zhang Wangwang's heart, Li Meow is not only It's his lover and his friend.

Therefore, Li Miaomiao is not only the lover of Zhang Wangwang's public identity, but also the enemy of Zhang Wangwang, who is not known to Zhang Wangwang himself, and Zhang Wangwang thinks that he is not necessarily a friend.

Now Li Miaomiao has three identities: Zhang Wangwang's lover, Zhang Wangwang's enemy, and Zhang Wangwang's friend.

Why does Li Miaomiao still have Zhang Wangwang's pet identity?

Because there is another big secret that Zhang Wangwang doesn't know.

Just like he didn't know that he was Li Miaomiao's father's enemy, he didn't know another thing: every full moon night, Li Miaomiao would transform.

On the fifteenth day of the lunar month, at the moment when the moon is most round, Li Miaomiao will suddenly transform. When the watchman knocked on the bangzi and toured around the world, the danger came to Li Miaomiao. When the moon was full, at the hour, when the watchman looked at his watch, the time was OK, so he knocked on the bangzi several times, and shouted loudly: "The last sound just now was 22 o'clock Beijing time." When Li Miaomiao would shake and turn into a white Persian cat. It was not until 22 o'clock the next night that she could return to the famous prostitute Li Miaomiao.

The reason why she turned into a cat is that Li Miaomiao is a cat spirit. Her father is, of course, an old cat spirit, and her mother is an old female cat spirit or a female cat spirit. As for whether it is an old female cat spirit or a female cat spirit, it depends on whether the reader is a feminist or not: for example, the reader is a determined woman. Rightists, then Li Miaomiao's mother is called the mother-old cat spirit, and her gender is put in the front; if the reader is an ordinary reader and has no feminist tendency, then Li Miaomiao's mother can be called the old cat spirit.

Speaking of the reason why Li Miaomiao has to transform once a month, of course, it is not because her period is coming, but that Li Miaomiao's cultivation skills are not deep enough, and she has not yet reached the level of perfection. She has not learned the set of skills that have been maintaining the human form without changing back to the cat's body on the full moon night of the month. This is because when her father gave her this practice class, her mind was deserted. She did not seriously understand how to practice the technique, but remembered the gossip of being a famous cat star, so she did not learn this important skill, so she had to change back to the cat body on the 15th of each month and return to the human form the next night. .

But after she experienced many transformations, she felt the inconvenience. When she wanted to learn this technique of maintaining human form without changing back into a cat, she found that she would never have this opportunity.

Because her great mentor, who is also her biological father, has been sacrificed a few years ago.

The enemy is Zhang Wangwang.

Zhang Wangwang was chaotic after drinking. On the road, he met an old cat spirit who became an urban management officer of the Tang Dynasty in order to be happy and show off his prestige. So he opened his eyes angrily and went crazy. He rushed up and bit the throat of the old cat spirit. He did not let go, causing the death of the old cat essence to die.

Before the old cat was out of energy, he asked Zhang Wangwang: "Brother, you and I have never met each other in our lives. There is no grievance. I have never offended you. Why do you bite me?"

Of course, when he said this sentence, he was close to a state of exhaustion, his voice was hoarse and intermittent. His words were far from being clearly described above, but the general idea and central idea of the lyrics were similar.

Although Zhang Wangwang still bit Li Miaomiao's throat fiercely, he said the reason why he bit the old cat spirit fiercely: "Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo..."

Because he can't let go, what he said is vague, so that outsiders can only sound "woo-woo-woo..."

But what a smart person the old cat spirit is. From Zhang Wangwang's angry expression and impulsive behavior, he immediately knew the reason why he was bitten.

Before he died, he finally said with regret, "I shouldn't. The worst thing is that I turned into an urban manager today. Originally, I just wanted to be majestic, but I didn't expect that my life would be in danger when I became an urban manager. I really regret it."

Then he died of breath.

Why does Zhang Wangwang hate the urban management so much? This starts with his life experience.

When Zhang Wangwang was young, his family was poor and it was difficult to survive. He ate the last meal without a second meal. He was very difficult, so he was hungry and learned to do any job. He did the work of selling women's underwear, which was despised by serious people. That is to say, he once set up a stall to sell women's underwear for a living, but because he occupied the road without a license, many times It was banned by the urban management personnel of the Tang Dynasty, and the women's underwear he sold was confiscated many times. When he paid a fine to retrieve the seized goods, he found that these goods, some sexy underwear were replaced with ordinary underwear, some new women's underwear were replaced with old clothes, some had been used, and some women's underwear were full of **/dish words. It is said that these colors/characters are the origin of toilet literature.

Zhang Wangwang then negotiated with the urban management personnel who seized his goods and demanded compensation for the loss. The righteous urban management personnel denied it and resolutely did not compensate. A few words did not agree. The two sides pushed up, and the urban management personnel were large, so they beat Zhang Wangwang's group, Haibian, beat them wildly, smashed them, and rubbed them fiercely. In a game, the sun and the moon were dim, and the listeners all shed tears (because the plot was too tragic). The listeners all covered their noses (because Zhang Wangwang was beaten and peed out). The spectators all put on sunglasses (because they are afraid of being photographed by the media, and there will be a risk of being dragged to be a witness by the court afterwards. It will be life-threateful to tell the truth when testify. , lying and unconscientious. If you don't speak and don't have the "Disability Certificate for Deaf and Mud Persons" issued by the court, you will be charged with contempt of court, so you have to wear sunglasses and makeup to avoid future troubles. You are looking for teeth all over the ground, crying bitterly, and crying even more sadly.

So Zhang Wangwang's heart was full of hatred for the urban management personnel.

He couldn't get along in his hometown anymore, so Zhang Wangwang had to go to Chang'an City to find a job.

But how easy is it to talk about? First, he has no academic degree, two, no work experience, and three, it doesn't matter. Except for some physical work without technical content, Zhang Wangwang can't do other complex work, so he is often in a state of unemployment. He is not dressed and does not wrap his stomach. His living standard has been below the poverty line designated by the Chang'an Municipal Government for a long time.