Chapter 147 Li Bai escaped

Fortunately, this is just Zhang Wangwang's psychological activity, and you don't have to bear the corresponding responsibility. Otherwise, you will rely on her a hundred times or a hundred times, which will cost a lot of money. Even if Zhang Wangwang has a VIP consumption gold card of the street kiln, he enjoys a 25% discount. In addition, he has relied on her 100 times and more than 80 times, he can also enjoy a group purchase discount of 30% on the basis of the original 25% discount, but for him, there is also a lot of economic pressure.

After relying on her in his heart, Zhang Wangwang turned the scene back to this book with great sense of responsibility.

Because Xiaohong changed the Northeast dialect to Mandarin, Zhang Wangwang distinguished that the pronunciation of the "Foot Association" she said this time and the "pig Xie" she understood seemed to be different. He thought, "Wh whether it's the Football Association, the football shoes, the pig Xie or the pig evil, this dick is none of my business. If it's a pig whip, it can be down. Wine has more or less effect, but it is not a pig whip. It may be useless at all, so don't pay attention to it. It will die wherever it likes to die.

He thought of his own poem, and then thought of Chairman Li Bai, so he asked, "How does Li Bai look?"

"In fact, Li Bai is very dark." The four people, Da, Xiao Hong, Xiao Lan and Cui, answered with one voice.

"Li Bai is really very dark. It can be seen that the author did not lie before (see "The Shocking Secrets of Chinese Football") before, and all four of them can testify." Zhang Wangwang thought with relief.

"Yes, we can all prove that Li Bai is really black." Thousands of unisonous voices came from the picture, either male or female, old or young, old or immature, or broad or round. Although the accent is different, it conveys the same meaning, that is: Li Bai, really black.

"Are you?"

"Justice masses! We are all testifying for the author. The voice-in-picture voice responded.

Zhang Wangwang was continuing to be gratified. Suddenly, another middle-aged man's voice came and said, "I also prove that I'm really black."

"Are you again?" Zhang Wangwang had guessed eight or nine points, but he couldn't confirm it, so he asked.

"I'm known as a tree of pear blossom pressing begonia to prevent tooth decay and don't eat sugar. My poetry is strong, so my heart is flying. Everyone praises me for being a talent. I want to be compassionate. My name is Li Bai. If I don't change my name, I don't change my name. My surname is Li Bai, my name is Taibai, my nickname is Li Xiaohei, and my nickname is Li Hei Carbon."

" Even Li Bai himself admitted that he was very dark. It seems that no one will say that the author is talking nonsense." Zhang Wangwang was even more gratified. After gratifying for the author, he thought of his own poem. It happened that Li Bai himself was present. Although he was outside the painting, he could always hear the sound and needed to ask him for verification, so he hurriedly asked, "Brother Black Carbon, I have something unknown. Can you see it?"

"speak." Li Bai's voice outside the picture is clear and concise.

"Excuse me, did you really write the poem "Give to Wang Lun" by yourself?"

"what? How_could_you_answer_this question? Stupid! Foolish! I_can_speak_English! You_are_so_foolish!”

Although he didn't understand what it meant, Zhang Wangwang still sincerely admired it: "Sure enough, he is a master of poetry. Even answering questions in English is so rhyming."

But I admire it. Things must be explained clearly. Otherwise, if this problem is buried in my heart, I will be unhappy for the rest of my life. So he continued to say bravely, "Xiao Ke also wrote a poem a few years ago, called "Giving Zhuang Skirt". This poem and Chairman Li's poem seem to be similar. I read it out today. I want to ask you for advice. Will you to teach me?"

"This, this, it's a nice day today." Li Bai suddenly said that he got up.

"I'm about to read it out..." Zhang Wangwang summoned up his courage and continued.

"Our common people are so happy today, our common people are happy today, our common people are happy today--" Li Bai's voiceover suddenly began to rap nonsense.

"Wang Wang was about to go by car. Suddenly, he heard the song on the road, and the five mountains were high..." Zhang Wangwang no longer cared about him and read it by himself. He was reading it. Before he finished reading it, he suddenly felt something wrong. He heard Li Bai's voice, "We ordinary people are happy today--" From big to small, farther and farther away, more and more ethereal. With the footsteps of the slippers, the footsteps are getting farther and farther away, and finally I can't hear them.

"Damn it! Damn, the turtle son ran away!" Zhang Wangwang was so angry that he raised his hand and dropped a cup. He was seen by Xiaohong and attracted the princess and wrote it on Zhang Wangwang's bill.

Seeing that falling a cup directly leads to this kind of economic consequences. In addition, seeing that Xiaohong is so selfish, she even has to record a cup on the account, which is a punishment for her impulse. It is really faceless and must be punished. Zhang Wangwang then suppressed his impulsive behavior and stopped throwing the cup. He called Xiao Hong and asked her to turn her back to him. He put his left hand around her front waist. He raised his right hand and was about to beat her buttocks to vent his anger.

Although Zhang Wangwang often beats these little girls' buttocks when he was **, of course, they were still beaten when they were naked and their buttocks were facing him. The little, big red, little blue and Cui's buttocks here were all beaten by him. This is the origin of the current idiom "smacking after taking off their pants" and is also the primary school of the Tang Dynasty ** At this stage, but it is when there is no one around. When the two are happy with each other, it is an auxiliary means taken by both sides in order to reach ** together as soon as possible. One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, and both sides can get real pleasure from this move. However, it is now at this time to another, and now under the public in the public, if Zhang Wang Wang Gong Isn't it humiliating to make such a move? If he is excited and lifts the little red skirt to beat her ass and makes her buttocks ** in front of readers, her buttocks will definitely be flushed and ashamed to see people. In the future, when she goes out, she has to wear a mask to avoid being recognized by others. If this happens, isn't it even more humiliating? Wen?

Xiaohong is also a person who knows the overall situation. Seeing that Zhang Wangwang was poised to spank himself, he immediately realized this. He was afraid that Zhang Wangwang would be reckless and make such an indecent act, which would damage the reputation of the street kiln, so he hurriedly broke away from Zhang Wangwang and made a mistake and said, "Brother Wang Wang, you just read it. This song "Giving Zhuang Skirt" seems to be a little similar to Chairman Li's "Giving to Wang Lun". It can be seen that you cherish each other and the heroes think the same.

This move really worked. Speaking of Zhang Wangwang's anger and sadness, the long-depressed depression finally vented, pushed Xiaohong away, and shouted, "Grandma's hero! Li Bai's poems are obviously plagiarized from Laozi. Fuck, Li Bai and Li Heitan copied Laozi's poems and became very popular when they were published. The same poems written by me were scolded by you little bitches. You fucking, oh, I'm sorry, it should be you/mom/not you, although I I'm so excited that I can't accidentally hurt someone else's mother. To the above, do you/mom/understand poetry? Are you educated? I'm a star, I'm on my hair."

Zhang Wangwang was so excited that he couldn't help cursing a book.

In fact, after all the little bitches saw the song composed with Li Bai's poem "Giving Wang Lun" on the new song list in karaoke, they had already known that his poem was similar to Zhang Wangwang's "Giving Zhuang Skirt". In surprise, some people recalled a time when Chairman Li Bai and Wenhao, such as Su Dongpi, Liu Zongyuan, Wang Anshi and Qi. Laser, Sima Zan and others came to the street kiln entertainment. When it came to poetry, some little girls talked about Zhang Wangwang's "Giving Zhuang Skirt". After reading it word by word, she openly laughed at the poem with the little sisters. It seemed that Li Bai had drunk too much at that time and was holding a girl's waist to drink. After listening to this poem, he also laughed wildly and said, "It doesn't work, it doesn't work."

But he clearly remembered this poem in his heart. Soon after, this song "Giving Wang Lun" came out, and it was almost poured out of the same mold as "Giving Zhuang Skirt". Except for the different names of people and places, the content, mood and expression of the two poems are almost the same. If there is no plagiarism, it is strange.

But the famous poet Li Taibai can also plagiarize? And how can you copy this kind of nonsense poetry? According to the understanding of the little sisters, this poem is indeed bullshit, but Li Shixian actually wrote it like this. It seems that this work is still recognized. Zhang Wangwang's work is bullshit. Maybe, maybe, maybe, Li Shixian's work is bullshit?

The little sisters can't figure out these high-level questions about "whether it's done or not, if it's done, if it's not, why is it known that it's done", but Li Shixian's works, of course, are good works, from literati, to ordinary people, to princes and nobles. From the right to the peddler's pawn, to the reckless and strong man, then to the fair lady, to the outside to the outside, to the outside, to the court servant, to the right to the infinity, to the negative to the negative infinite small. As long as you pick up Li Shixian's work, it is a good poem that competes to recite. If the little sisters dare to doubt Li Shixian's works again, isn't it equivalent to leaving? In the public, he jumped out in public and shouted that he was uneducated?

It has been called shameless by the sanctimonous hypocrites, and it must no longer be called uneducated by the general public. Soon, the little sisters coincidentally reached a consensus and praised Li Shixian's great work "Giving to Wang Lun".

As a result, Zhang Wangwang's "Giving the Zhuang Skirt" was mocked by them collectively, while Li Shixian's almost the work "Giving Wang Lun" was praised by them.