Chapter 152 The Life of the Cat

Several Yao sisters who accompanied the wine did not mean to dissuade. At the same time, they said a jingle in their hearts: Women don't get drunk, men don't have a chance, men don't get drunk, and women don't tip. Since you want a tip, let him get drunk. If he wants to get drunk, then hey hey hey.

Of course, the so-called "hey hey hey" above is the treacherous laughter of these women who are jingling in their hearts at the same time.

Because everyone thinks about the problem from their own standpoint, their common idea is to get drunk. They can not only get more tips, but also enjoy the fierce Zhang Wangwang after getting drunk. Besides, the more wine Zhang Wangwang drinks, the more wine they can enjoy, and the more they can kill in one fell swoop. Isn't it good?

Zhang Wang Wangguo got drunk.

At this time, in his heart, he was turning over the sea of vinegar, thinking that Li Miaomiao had left him. It was probably because he knew that Zhang Wangwang was about to be shy in his bag, so he changed his master. He imagined that when Li Miaomiao was lying in the arms of another man, he was almost crazy, but as a man, he naturally could not show this crazy state to everyone, so he could only bow his head and drink muffled wine, but the more wine he drank, the clearer the picture of Li Meow lying in someone else's arms. It seems to be like playing a movie, oh no, no, it seems to be like playing a DVD, no, it seems to be like reading a villain's book, no, it seems to be like watching spring/Gongtu, oh yeah, finally the description is in line with the characteristics of the Tang Dynasty, yeah, success! It seems to be like looking at the spring/gong map. The promiscuity of Li Miaomiao and others when making love clearly appeared in front of his eyes.

His heart was cut like a knife, and he couldn't stand it anymore. Suddenly, he shouted wildly, he tossed the wine pot to the ground, stood up, rudely hugged Sister Yao Jia with his left hand, and savbarbarically hugged Sister Yao B with his right hand, and then ordered Sister Yao Bing to say, "Take my calf and take me to the bed. I'll wait for the four of us to go to Yunyu quickly. . "

Sister Yao blushed and her heart beat. Thinking of his fierce situation, she couldn't help but feel half of her body. Sister Yao Bing knew what he meant by "take his calf and take him away". She couldn't help laughing and said, "I haven't tasted the benefits of this calf in the middle of Brother Wang Wang for a long time. I miss it very much. I want to enjoy it today, just I don't know: It won't take long. Can it be hard?" After saying that, he stretched out his hand and touched the middle of Zhang Wangwang's legs. His hands were hard. He couldn't help praising him and said, "It's really a giant chicken that has never been seen in ancient times, referred to as Gu Ju..." Sister Yao Jia and B have long been impatient. How could they have time to listen to her, and they are afraid of infringing on the name rights of famous modern singers. They said in unison: "Shu T_up!” A man mixed with Zhang Wangwang's body and quickly ran to the big bed.

The audience exclaimed in unison: "But it turns out that the women's sprint event in China's Tang Dynasty has reached such a level. This speed is comparable to today's Jamaica's women's sprinting athletes. If you don't read the author's book, how can we know this situation? I only thought that football was invented by my ancestors, but I didn't know that in the history of China's women's track and field events, they also despised Europe and the United States, grew the ambition of the Chinese nation, and destroyed the prestige of the Yi people. It can be seen that the author's masterpiece is indeed a good book full of knowledge, interest, ideological, serious, scientific and educational.

Zhang Wangwang and the three women beside him did not hear the sincere praise of the audience. Because they were too fast, their ears were full of the sound of wind. The scenery on both sides quickly retreated back. The four people jumped on the bed with a "whoo" sound, and then in a very short time. , has shown a state of all stripping off. The three women's "stones, scissors and cloth" first decided the order. Zhang Wangwang then educated them one by one according to the strokes of their surnames.

It can be seen that Zhang Wangwang has always been a macho person. Although the three women arranged the order by themselves in the way of "stone, scissors and cloth", they did not get Zhang Wangwang's permission and were self-made. Therefore, Zhang Wangwang didn't care about this set, so he began to rain with them one by one in the order of surname strokes.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." Count to more than 600, replace. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." Count to more than six hundred, and then change people. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." This time, it was only more than three hundred, Zhang Wangwang suddenly felt that the situation was wrong. The three Yao sisters who had been shouting suddenly silenced and looked behind him in horror. His back was cold, and he faintly felt a sense of murder.

There seems to be someone behind it.

No matter who he is, you can't disturb me to have sex at this time. Zhang Wangwang remembered what the famous Hong Kong movie star Wan Ziliang said in the movie: "If you disturb others to do/love, you will roast chicken/ba after death." It can be seen that it is natural to disturb others to do/love. Besides, it is not that you don't pay for the overlord's meal. Since you have paid, it is a fair deal. Children are not bullied, and they are afraid of what he will do. So he still has to continue to do it. In order not to disrupt the existing rhythm and destroy the statistical work he has done in front of him, he counted "3001, 320..." while taking time to look back.

"Three hundred..." He suddenly stopped, but the word "three" of "three hundred and three" could not be said.

In the drunken eyes, Zhang Wangwang faintly saw a woman's figure behind him, with long hair and a shawl, and a gust of gloomy wind blowing from nowhere, blowing on her hair, like a Chinese ghost, in the backlight, but her face could not be seen clearly.

But Zhang Wangwang suddenly judged that she was Li Miaomiao, who made him miss Li Miaomiao all day long.

"Meow, meow, you're back, are you back?"

He pulled out his gun and got off the horse, regardless of putting on his clothes, and turned down from **. Sure enough, it was Li Miaomiao standing in front of his bed.

She looked at him with a blank face, which made Zhang Wangwang's heart fury. Why did she react like this?

"Meow, where have you been? Do you know that I've been thinking about you all day today. Why did you leave without saying goodbye? Where the hell have you been?"

Zhang Wangwang confided affectionately. He wanted to take Li Miaomiao's hand and give her a hug, but he didn't expect to be pushed away by Li Miaomiao.

Li Miaomiao looked at his ** body and looked at the three women who were ****, and tears finally fell down.

But she still tried her best to suppress herself and did not explode.

Her words are still very calm. No one can hear a trace of trembling from her words, not because her feelings are so strong, but because her heart is dead.

Although the cat essence is **, it can do/love with many people of the opposite sex. It can do/love with various postures. It can do/love with multiple people of the opposite sexes or even the same sex at the same time. For example, when welcoming newcomers in the QQ group, the group owner will say: "Wild ** waste **, warm waste **", or when a newcomer comes to a certain BBS report, an old man in the version follows: "Wild ** waste **, warm waste **", the group owner and the old man who follows the post here are modern cat essence, although their nature is desolate **, they can be extremely desolate **, all kinds of wilderness ** , ** There is no way to add five bodies to the ground, but they have a fatal weakness.

That is: they can't really fall in love with someone, which is extremely dangerous for them and even endangers their lives.

The degree of danger that they fall in love with a person is more dangerous than drinking milk powder mixed with tripolynitrileamine every day, more dangerous than eating poisoned ham smeared by Diony every day, more dangerous than drinking white wine mixed with industrial alcohol every day, more dangerous than eating white dried beancurd every day, and more dangerous than chewing the chicken feet soaked in horse every day. It is more dangerous than eating mooncakes made with moldy stuffing in previous years every day, more dangerous than tasting stinky tofu soaked in stinky gutter water every day, and more dangerous than eating garbage oil as a base hot pot every day.

Because if they really fall in love with someone, when they are disappointed in love, their hearts will die and can no longer be saved. Artificial breathing, strong massage or electric shock to the heart, artificial repair and other methods are irreparable. And as soon as their hearts die, their lives will soon grow.

But this secret, the cat spirit themselves do not know most of their lives. Generally speaking, as long as the cat spirit in the world does not know, except for those cat spirits whose hearts have died and only three days of life left, they know. But these dead-hearted cat spirits will not tell this secret to other cat spirits. Because their hearts are dead, they have long been careless. For them, there is not much difference between heart death and body death. Except for a three-day interval, these three-day intervals have no meaning to them. Since the heart is dead, what's the use of leaving this body empty for three days? There is no difference between dead heart and dead body. Since heart death is equivalent to physical death, there is no need for them to reveal this secret to other cat spirits at this time.

Have you ever seen a dead man tell you what you should do and what you shouldn't do? Or reveal some unknown secrets to you?

No.

Similarly, there will not be a cat spirit who is not dead but thinks he is dead to tell other cat spirits what to do and what not to do, or to reveal some shocking secrets to other cat spirits.

Even if the dead-hearted cat spirit tells other cat spirits the secret of "losing love will die, and the heart will die, and the heart will die", other cat spirits can't understand what they are talking about. Because they have not experienced it themselves, and the cat spirit that they have not experienced does not understand the feeling of death. After hearing the secret, they will go in and out of the left ear and the right ear, and the moment they hear it, they will forget the secret. This is their nature, which has led to this result.

These cat spirits who have never been in love, only when they have experienced real love and are disappointed in love, at the moment of lovelorn, will they suddenly know that their hearts are dying, and they will know that their lives will not be long in an instant.

At that moment, like an epiphany, they knew the reason why they could not fall in love with others, that their hearts were dead, and that they knew that they had not had much time left - only three days left.