Chapter 160 Hands full of age and cocoon
Zhang Jian is now very poor and has no long body, especially the situation that all men will feel extremely embarrassed that he has no long. He has been stripped of his clothes by all the righteous security guards and made him openly ridiculed. For a man with a little self-esteem, this will It's a heavy blow. Under this blow, Zhang Jian showed signs of mental abnormality again. For Ding Yi, whether he is really crazy or fake crazy - because he is a supporting role, this situation is not important. Even if he pretends to be crazy, Ding Yi has forgiven him.
That is, Zhang Jian's debt owed to Ding Yi has been paid off. The next step is other goals: Xie Wei, Liu Yong and others.
Let's read how Wang Emao commented on Zhang Jian's crazy and stupid at the door of the company or pretending to be crazy in the newspaper. Ding Yi picked up the newspaper and read it again.
"Wang Emao, a commentator of this newspaper, believes that such behavior of holding fake coupons for consumption should be severely cracked down." Absolutely no lust/affection, is it true or not? The righteous acts of the righteous security personnel of the Co., Ltd. are worthy of praise and should be vigorously publicized. Here, we have a righteous contempt for consumers surnamed Zhang. In addition, do you have a relatively short male friend's/body size? Will the end be as tragic as this friend who eventually leads to mental disorder because his/body size is too small? The answer is: No! Absolutely not! You don't have to hesitate or be sad. The 'Wild Donkey' card/body increaser is your blessing. Our slogan is: using the 'wild donkey' card, more than a wild donkey! Our consultation number is..."
"Damn." Ding Yi laughed and scolded: "This Niu You Don't Die You Daily really has a business vision. For this sudden ** crazy silly incident, it can also become an excellent opportunity for them to advertise for manufacturers. It seems that their business sense is really sensitive. Their report not only reported the hot news in society, but also helped me relieve the fence. They also got the advertising revenue from the manufacturer. It is really a powerful move. But I don't know if such a good thing has been done, why didn't the editor-in-chief Niu and Wang Emao tell me and let me accept their favor? Are they doing good deeds like Lei Feng?
Thinking of this, the phone rang. When I looked at the number, it was from the editor-in-chief Niu.
Ding Yi knew that the editor-in-chief Niu came to ask for credit, so he answered the phone. Editor-in-chief Niu said a few words to him and went straight to the topic: "Mr. Ding can you see today's report on the entertainment incident at the door of your company?"
There was really no free lunch in the world. I just saw this news. I was wondering if they would learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds and do good deeds without leaving a name. This idea is still in progress, and the editor-in-chief Niu rushed to call the city. Ding Yi thought.
"I saw it. Your newspaper reported like this, which is very helpful to our company. For the same thing, if you look at it from different angles, you will get a completely different conclusion. Editor-in-Chief Niu and Wang Emao are worthy of being good friends of our company. Such a report will not let idle people gossip. Brother, I accept your feelings very much. Ding Yidao.
"Where is it? Writing articles is Wang Emao's own job, and reviewing manuscripts is also my special specialty, just a trivial matter. In addition, this happened at the door of your company and involves the reputation of your company. As your good friend, Mr. Ding, how can we not pay attention to it everywhere? This is what we should do. We will not ask Mr. Ding for free sauna vouchers in return. What's more, I will never ask for a hundred or ten. Don't worry, Mr. Ding.
Ding Yi scolded in his heart, because it was too vulgar and straightforward, so he would not extract it here. But translated into Mandarin, the lyrics are meant to be: "The canine mother cares and bred people." But scolding can only be scolded in the heart. On the surface, he still said with a smile, "Chief Niu, you will see what you say. In the future, if you come to a cheap place to spend, you don't need to take coupons at all, just report your name directly. Our technicians will provide you with free services throughout the whole process. The editor Wang Ermaowang, he enjoys a 30% discount on the whole process.
Editor-in-chief Niu politely said a few words. Seeing that his goal had been achieved, he happily took the line and hung up the phone. At the beginning, in order to compete for a few coupons, I was almost lured by Wang Emao to vomit blood to death. Now, there is no need to use coupons at all. Come and consume directly. The technician's service is free throughout the whole process, but it is a great benefit. In the future, he will have a sexual welfare life for the rest of his life, and he has also won a 30% discount for Wang Emao. He must be grateful. From now on, he should not fight with himself because the backer is too hard. His intentions can be well implemented. For the development of the work That's much easier. In a word, it's a great pleasure for him.
Ding Yi hung up the phone and calculated an economic account. If his editor-in-chief spends money in his own field 365 days a year, and the technician's service is free throughout the whole process, the labor fee posted by Ding Yi to the technician is 100 yuan per day (of course, if the technician receives a commission of more than 100 yuan by himself, but if he receives Mr. Ding's friends You, that is an administrative order. It is an administrative means that interfere with economic behavior. In Mr. Ding's field, of course, you have to obey Mr. Ding's order, so you can only make some dedication, sacrifices, and get some less labor fees), which is 36,500 yuan for 365 days. What's more, the editor-in-chief Niu can't come to consume every day, so it's more than 30,000 yuan a year at most for the editor-in-chief Niu. In Wang Emao, although he has a 30% discount, because the gross profit margin of the industry is much higher than 50%, he will not post money on Wang Emao but makes money. That is to say, if you spend tens of thousands of yuan on them, you can get the help of the public opinion tool of Niu Don't Die You Daily. This business is cost-effective.
Thinking of this, Ding Yi became proud again.
When he was complacent, he suddenly heard a knock on the door. Ding Yi said, "Come in" and saw his subordinates Huang Shiren, Ade and Xiao An coming in together.
These three generals came in to meet Ding Yi together, which was also a unique thing before. Ding Yi was a little strange and asked, "What's the matter?"
It turned out that these three people came to report the beating and insulting Zhang Jian last night.
Ade first found Zhang Jian, who came to spend with coupons, so he informed Xiao An. Xiao An remembered Ding Yi's original order and wanted to confirm with Ding Yi, but Ding Yi's phone did not get through. It was too late at night, and they did not dare to disturb Ding Yi. They thought that Ding Yi's order did not fail. It happened that Huang Shiren was the captain on duty of the security guard at that time, so he handed over the mission of identifying the coupon as a fake coupon to Huang Shiren and let others The security guard on duty couldn't help but peel off Zhang Jian's clothes and beat him violently. Then a security guard with a loud voice who was a rag hawker who used to work as a security guard was responsible for laughing at Zhang Jian's lower/body size, and other personnel cheered. As a result, Ding Yi's order was thoroughly implemented.
Xiao'an and Ade did not come forward, but served as the commander-in-chief and deputy commander-in-chief behind the scenes. According to the order of appearance in this book, the first comer is the big one, so Xiao An is the right and Ade is the deputy. The reason why they didn't come forward directly is that they are afraid that after they come forward, they will be recognized by Zhang Jian and will be asked by Zhang Jian to prove that those vouchers were given to him by Ding Yi, thus proving that these vouchers are real vouchers rather than fake vouchers, which will add a lot of trouble in vain, so they did not come forward.
But they didn't show up. They also did a lot of other useful work. For example, the reception of media reporter Wang Emao is mainly responsible for them. After Wang Emao came, the two of them had a good overall view and a sense of responsibility. They took the initiative to hand over cigarettes and took the initiative to pour tea. After getting Wang Emao, they needed "absolutely not lust/feeling, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd. provided him with sexual services before he was willing to provide sexual services for "absolutely not lust/affective, really not fake" Co. After the hint of providing text service, when all the service staff were on duty without free girls, they, in line with the principle of cost saving and sacrificing themselves, endured humiliation and burdens, and took the initiative to help Wang Emao solve the problem of sex/life. Among them, Xiao An helped Wang Emao solve 370 times with his left hand, and Ade helped Wang Emao solve 465 times with his right hand. With the cooperation of the two, he finally successfully solved the sexual needs of Wang Emao's editor, which made him write extremely tendentious articles and take the initiative for the company.
Ding Yi was very moved when he heard this. Looking at Xiao'an's left hand, which has grown a cocoon, and Ade's right hand full of cocoon, he said with tears in his eyes: "Good brother! With you and your extremely responsible employees, our company will definitely prosper. I am very gratified. Come on, let me see your other hand - the one that has not provided sexual services for the editor of Wang Emao, okay?"
Xiao An and Ade looked at each other and silently stretched out their right and left hands. Both of them spread their hands flat and stretched out in front of them.
In the hazy tears, Ding Yi found that Xiao An's right hand and Ade's left hand were also full of cocoon.
"Is there a mistake recorded above?" Ding Yi became confused. Shang Wenming said, 'Xiao An used his left hand to help Wang Emao solve 370 times, and Ade used his right hand to help Wang Emao solve 465 times.' Xiao An did not use his right hand. Similarly, Ade did not use his left hand. So why are their right and left hands also full of cocoon?
Seeing Ding Yi's doubts, Xiao An and Ade looked at each other again, and their eyes were also full of tears.
Huang Shiren also silently stretched out his hands. Similarly, his hands were full of cocoons.
Ade choked and said, "Mr. Ding, we are also men. But working in this environment, we see guests whoring every day, but we, as service personnel, do not have to prostitute, which makes us have serious endocrine disorders. But if we spend money on whoring is beyond our ability to afford it, in order to maintain a positive and optimistic healthy attitude and better serve the company, we can only solve it by ourselves. There is a very reasonable saying that working people should rely on their own hands to liberate themselves. We use our own hands. After a long time, as long as the effort is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle, which is not worn out once or twice, but after thousands of times, these callus are finally worn out. These old comet, each of them, records one touching story after another..."