Chapter 183 Floor Born in the South

The waiter didn't know whether he didn't understand his English version of "dogs look down on people" or whether he was very good at self-restraint. He didn't lose his temper, but said, "Answer 1: We are atheists, so I don't care if God doesn't lose his temper at all. Answer 2: The broken floor in your mouth is only longer than our 'long live' wine. The wine is only 100 million years old, and the name of this floor is 'Hold Long Live'. Its board age is 1020,000 years. It is the treasure of our store. Last time, someone drank too much wine and spit a small phlegm casually on the floor, which seriously insulted the treasure of our store. Zhongbao's image was sued by our company for compensation, resulting in the bankruptcy of hundreds of millions of his property. In addition to losing all his property to us, he is still here. He brushes the dishes in the restaurant during the day to pay off his debts, and at night as a waiter in the bar. At midnight, he naturally goes to be a call cowherd to sell himself. With his hard-working attitude of paying off debts, it is estimated that in another 8,000 years, he will be able to pay off the debt owed to our company. But I think, sir, you are much richer than this man. If you break our floor, you can naturally afford it.

Hearing this bad tone, there seemed to be a hidden meaning of sarcasm. Ding Yi was furious and was about to lose his temper.

Seeing that his expression had changed, Sun Lan knew that he had a heart to hurt people and did not want to make more trouble, so she smiled and said to the waiter, "Your floor is 1020,000 years old? Nonsense, 1020,000 years ago, where would there be any floor? It's almost the same if there is a plate. For example, the Eurasian subcontinent and the Antarctic plate. These plates are drifting all over the earth. People live carefully on the plate, lest the plate float too fast and accidentally fall into the plate and drown in the ocean. I'm worried that it's too late. How could anyone have time to invent the floor at that time?

The waiter was not afraid of danger and said, "The girl doesn't know anything. This floor is natural. It is not invented by anyone, and no one has applied for a patent for it. It is created by nature itself. If you don't believe it, there is a poem to prove it.

Although Ding Yi had severe cold symptoms after listening to the word "poetry", in order to find out the background of the floor, he also wanted to hear how his poem proved that the age of the floor had reached 1020,000 years, but Fang Ran and Sun Lan both said "I would like to hear more about it", so they asked, "Is there a poem to prove it?" What kind of poem can prove it?"

The waiter moistened his throat and recited affectionately: "Shi Yun: 'The floor is born in the south, and a few branches will be sent in spring. May you pick more. This thing is the most lovesick'."

Ding Yi was a little familiar with this poem, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it. While thinking about it, he suddenly heard Fang Ran and Sun Lanjun's "pull" and laughed out loud.

"You are so good at talking nonsense. Obviously, red beans give birth to the southern country, and a few branches in spring are actually interpreted by you as a floor born in the southern country. You can fool them so much. Are you the legendary big fool?"

The waiter said with a serious look, "The legendary big fool's surname is Zhao, my surname is Qian, and my nickname is Qian Sun Li. Naturally, it is not the legendary big fool."

"Since it is not the legendary big fool, how can you say the words 'the floor is born in the south'? Obviously, the red bean is born in the southern country. Sun Lan asked with a smile.

"Yes, it's the red bean born in the south, but our floor is the 'red bean' brand floor. The red bean in the poem is born in the south, which actually means that our floor is born in the south." The waiter said vibly.

"Red bean brand floor?" Fang Ran and Sun Lan did not expect that the floor was a red bean brand. They wanted to refute him, and there was no conclusive evidence to prove that the floor was not a red bean brand, so they could not refute him. But suddenly a question came to my mind, so I said with one voice, "Even if your floor is a red bean floor, your poem does not say that the age of this floor has reached 1020,000 years. Also, since it's the floor, how can it be 'a few branches in spring'? It's even more inexplicable that 'this thing is the most lovesickness'. What do you explain?"

"Prehistoric humans are different from today's humans." The waiter explained: "Prehistoric humans, they are the legendary Super Saiyans. One person is hundreds of meters tall. If you don't believe that they are so tall, you can believe the fantasy novels on the Internet now. If you still don't believe it, you will definitely believe it if you take a look at the Dinosaur Express, or look at the Ultraman, which is loved by the majority of children. Back to the topic of the floor, the floor under our feet is actually grown on a kind of giant floor tree in prehistoric times. Throughout the year, when spring comes, a few floors will come out on the floor tree, the so-called 'spring comes a few branches'. In prehistoric history, there were hundreds of meters of super Saiyans. They regarded these new floors as love tokens, which is the origin of this floor's 'the most lovesickness'. The male super Saiyan took off the floor and dedicated it to the female Saiyan. If the female Saiyan is willing to accept it, it means that she agrees to have sex with the male Saiyan. If the female Saiyan grabs the floor in the male Saiyan's hand and uses this floor to beat the male Saiyan's buttocks hard--"

"Does that mean that she doesn't want to have sex with a male Saiyan?" Hearing the word "xing fang" and having reached Ding Yi's professional field, Ding Yi immediately asked with great interest.

"Wrong." The waiter said, "That shows that this female Saiyan likes to have sex in this way."

"Oh." Ding Yi suddenly realized that in the spirit of endless learning, he still had to discuss it. Only then did he know that if he continued to discuss it, there would be a lot of inappropriate content for children. With the responsible attitude of not teaching bad preschool children, he hurriedly asked the waiter, "But your poem still does not show that the age of your floor is 100 million. It's been ten thousand years."

"Girl, don't worry. Listen to me read out the signature of this poem, and you will know that I'm right." The waiter said.

"Did you want to do it?" The three of them asked rhetorically, "What is the payment?"

"The signature is the signature of the author of this poem and the time of the creation of this poem."

"How did you get the money?"

"The increation is: 'China's prehistoric floor king: created by Animyo, this poem was created in 1018,000 BC.'"

Ding Yi calculated that the 1018,000 years B.C. is more than 2,000 years after today's A.D., and it is indeed 1020,000 years. It seems that the waiter's judgment on the age of the floor is not groundless. He is casual, but he is unwilling to admit defeat easily, so he raised the barbar and said, "You It is said that 1020,000 years is 1020,000 years? Do you have any basis for empty mouth and white teeth? I haven't heard this poem. Why do I believe what you say?

The waiter was already prepared and took out a big red certificate from his pocket. On the cover of the book, there were several gold characters: "Zong Yang TV Station's "Batch Treasure" column group." He opened it and wrote: "I hereby prove that the prehistoric floor of 'Li Ahua Super Restaurant' has reached a board age. In 1020,000 years, if there is any doubt, it will be despised by experts such as us. The brackets are strongly despised.

"Zong Yang TV station? Is it the legendary famous boo TV?" Ding Yi asked.

Because Ding Yi doesn't watch TV very much, he got the abbreviation of "Zong Yang TV Station" wrong, and he didn't know it. So the waiter corrected him and said, "It's not boo TV, but plug in the TV. Because the action of planting seedlings is to insert, so planting seedlings TV station is referred to as inserting TV for short.

"The "Bearly Treasure" column group?" Ding Yi said, "Babies are very valuable. Why is their column group called the "Bear" column group? It's strange."

"This is for this program to have a long history and a long life. The name is cheap, and its vitality is long, just like rural children are called 'dog leftover', 'two dogs', 'three cats', 'baba calves' and so on. The original intention is good. It just wants the life of the program to be longer, so it is called "Bitch Treasure". The waiter patiently did the work of persuasion.

"Oh, that's it." Since the waiter is right and can take out the big red certificate of inserting TV, Ding Yi has to believe that the age of the floor has indeed reached 1020,000 years. In addition, the experts on the big red certificate said that if he didn't believe it, he would be strongly despised by the experts. When Ding Yi went to the bar to dance with Xue Baochai that time, he was severely pinched by Xue Baochai. He couldn't stand it and screamed loudly, so he was collectively despised by all the people present in the bar. With this The personal experience of being despised, so Ding Yi knew that the feeling of being despised was very uncomfortable. Being despised by experts was even more uncomfortable. In order not to be despised by experts, Ding Yi had to believe the waiter's words.

He waved his hand to let the waiter go down and said, "Your lines have been finished, and you can end up."

The waiter nodded, put away the big red certificate, and left proudly.

Ding Yi looked at this bottle of "long live", and said to himself that if, like the waiter said, "three cups of Ganggang", drink three cups and fall to the ground, it means that the wine is indeed very mellow and strong enough. The stronger it is, the easier it is to get Fang Ran and Sun Lan drunk, and the easier it is to get what he wants. Ding Yi smiled treacherously and smiled in his heart.

Ding Yi calculated that although this wine is brewed by prehistoric humans or alien life, it is about the same capacity as the current wine bottle. It is 500ml a bottle, that is, all of which is a catty of white wine. Three people are divided into some. One person only has three taels, three cents and three cents. If it is a taels of wine glass, it is three cups. More, but if it's two taels of wine glasses, it's only less than two cups. Since it's less than three cups, I'm not afraid of falling to the ground, so I won't break the floor of "Li Ahua Super Restaurant", and I'm not afraid that I will compensate them for this, so I have no worries, so I drink to the waiter. , changed into three large glasses, and then ordered the waiter to serve all three glasses of wine, raised a glass and said, "Cheers for our flying youth."

Fang Ran and Sun Lan are disgusted when they heard the words.