Chapter 207 Sexy Underwear

"I, I, I, I didn't mean to..." Xiao An hurriedly explained to Ding Yi.

Ding Yi didn't have time to listen to his explanation. He asked the microphone, "What is their exact location?" What is the style of sexy underwear they choose? What are their expressions when they buy sexy underwear?

The question he raised is exactly the same as that of Xiao An. It can be seen that there are leaders and subordinates. But even if the problem is the same, he still wants to grab the phone in Xiao'an's hand. The purpose is to directly hear the newly released answers and grasp the first-hand information, rather than the second-hand information after Xiao'an's transfer. In this way, the risk of distortion and deterioration of information in the process of transmission is avoided.

The respondent replied, "Their specific location is 27 degrees north latitude, 21 minutes, 38 seconds, 5, 438, and 155 degrees, 6 minutes, 32 seconds, 79763, longitude."

"Damn." Ding Yi scolded, "Tell me that the latitude and longitude is useless, the north latitude and the east longitude. Can I find her through these? How can I find their specific position in these degrees of longitude and latitude? Don't you know that I didn't learn geography well?

"You're right if you didn't learn geography well." The other party whispered to himself. If you studied geography well, wouldn't you know that we are fooling you? I think these extremely accurate latitudes and longitudes are casually broken out by the "fork" detective company to show their professionalism. Although it is of no practical use, it sounds very professional and can still be shamble.

"What did you say?" Because the other party's voice was low, Ding Yi didn't hear it clearly, so he asked.

"Oh..." The other party paused for a moment and said, "I said it's not easy for you to do if you don't learn geography well. In addition to latitude and longitude, how can we let you know their precise orientation?"

"Which underwear counter are they at on the third floor? What are the obvious signs nearby? Ding Yi asked.

Because the third floor is all selling women's underwear, it is difficult for Ding Yi to find Xie Wei in front of many underwear counters before the staff of the "Fork" detective company told Ding Yi and Xie Wei which counter they were at.

"...There are no obvious signs here..." The other end of the phone paused for a long time before answering. Because all the counters on the third floor are all filled with the words 'advertising space for rent here' written by the author of this book. Without exception, we can't see the brand logo and the appearance of underwear is almost the same, so we can't find any obvious logo.

Ding Yi looked up and found that this was true. His eyes were full of the words "advertising space for rent here". Unexpectedly, he could not see a trademark, and the style of underwear is indeed similar. It is indeed quite difficult to clearly find a different distinction from this environment.

"Alas, the economic depression has led to advertising space for rent at all counters, resulting in no obvious signs, so that I can't even find a person's specific position. It seems that the economic downturn is indeed a major event that affects the national economy and people's livelihood." Ding Yi sighed.

Ding Yi took his mobile phone and led his men Xiao'an and Ade to walk aimlessly in the mall, scanning around like X-rays, hoping to find Xie Wei, but there were many women and beautiful women in the mall, but they didn't see Xie Wei.

Since she couldn't find them, Ding Yi had to ask the question she had just asked on the phone to quench her hunger and thirst: "What is the style of their sexy underwear?"

The other party is obviously also energetic, which can be clearly heard from his high-pitched, light, deep and magnetic voice suddenly becoming sharp: "The style of their choice of sexy underwear is, of course, the popular style in the sexy underwear industry, but what should be blocked is not blocked. The shadow is a little more revealing. To put it plainly, it is the open file below the dew point above..."

"Hail! Stop talking about it!" Ding Yi quickly stopped his answer and said that these secrets can't be said casually. This is a secret that only VIP users can know. If you say it easily here and let the general public know it, won't you lose the value of this information? Therefore, he decisively stopped the reply of the intelligence personnel of the "Fork" detective company.

In addition to the above reasons, Ding Yi also has a selfishness, that is, he wants to keep a suspense.

Just like when watching the video of a football match, if you know the score of the game in advance, you will lose the suspense when watching the game, which will make the viewer lose a lot of fun. If you don't know the score in advance, you can be full of suspense when watching the game, so that the viewer can go deep into it and enjoy it slowly. The joy of knowing the result.

The so-called important thing is the process, not the result.

Ding Yi's inner thought is that he hopes to have the opportunity to see Xie Wei's body in these sexy underwear with his own eyes. When he sees the ** body in sexy underwear without knowing it in advance, it will be more full of ** sex. He doesn't know what the other party is playing in advance, but suddenly sees her wearing a police. I put on my lower body but appeared naked in front of you. Wow, that's **.

So in order to enjoy the sudden intelligence stimulation and **, Ding Yi stopped the report of the "Fork" detective company in time.

Next question.

"What are their expressions when they buy sexy underwear?" Ding Yi asked as he continued to walk forward.

This question has much more layers and connotations than the previous one, so the report of the "Fork" detective company also seems solemn: "When buying sexy underwear, their expressions are full of sacredness and hope, not only some longing, but also a trace of shyness, and some unspeakable joy. Yue, of course, they still have a handful of change in their hands..."

When Ding Yi was about to criticize this person for saying such a big thing as "they still have a handful of change in their hands", he suddenly felt that although the other party's words came from the receiver, it seemed to ring around him. The two voices surrounded his ears at the same time, with some stereo effect. It was strange, and suddenly The previous flower didn't think well. Just now, I only paid attention to analyzing the level of literary rhetoric in this person's words. While walking, I carefully analyzed it, but I forgot to observe the surrounding situation. A person appeared in front of me. Just now, the flower in front of me was the figure of this person. It was too late to dodge. Ding Yi suddenly braked, although he was expensive. The first male protagonist of the book, but in accordance with the principle of materialism, he can't get rid of the restriction of the law of inertia. Therefore, due to the effect of inertia, Ding Yi still hit his head tragically.

With a loud bang, Ding Yi's head hit the man's head firmly. Ding Yi was knocked back two steps. He suddenly felt a splitting headache and dizzy. His head immediately bulged a big bag with lightning speed. This bag was stacked and angry. It is brilliant, amazing, spectacular, and emits a slight golden light.

The man who collided with Ding Yi was suddenly hit by this violent impact. It was also an ouch. He covered his head with his hands and was knocked to the ground. The mobile phone in his hand drew a beautiful arc in the air. Thomas rotated 720 degrees in the air and then fell to the ground with a crisp "pa" sound. In an instant, he also covered his ears with lightning. It has become a pile of parts, which shows that the quality of the mobile phone is extremely poor and very intolerant.

"It's so good that it's the brand of mobile phone at a glance. The quality is so poor. This mobile phone manufacturer has no conscience, which really makes people angry. It seems that melamine must be added to this mobile phone." Ding Yi didn't care about the big bag on his head. First of all, he quickly expressed his feelings about this brand mobile phone.

"Yes, yes." Xiao'an, Ade and all the customers in the mall, the salesperson in the mall and the person who was knocked to the ground also sighed together and said in unison: "Such a conscienceless mobile phone manufacturer, we must expose its light, discredit them, and make their mobile phones unsold. Let them go bankrupt, let their shareholders lose their blood, let their workers collectively lose their jobs to drink the wind blowing from the northwest of the great motherland, let the workers's' families gather around the company's management to ask for an explanation, and say to them together: 'I just want an explanation', and then besiege them together. Beat them, despise them together, ** them together, spit on them together, torture them together, whip them together, abuse them together, let these management, especially the leaders in charge of advertising, live in horrible nightmares from now on, scare them to insanity and incontinence, and immerse their souls in eternal In the darkness of the world, you will never be born again.

Wow, the author shuddered when he saw these words. It's too vicious. With such serious consequences, the shareholders, managers and workers of the mobile phone, especially the decision makers in charge of advertising, should be extremely afraid of such serious consequences.

Next, in order for mobile phone manufacturers to assume social responsibility and set an example, the author will announce the brand of this mobile phone to the audience.

The brand of this despicable and shameless depraved mobile phone is--

Wait a minute, before announcing the brand of this mobile phone, the author decided to sincerely invite the managers of every mobile phone manufacturer around the world, especially the decision makers in charge of advertising, to participate in the blank advertising space rental bidding meeting of this book. Each participant will charge a participation fee of RMB 1,000 yuan (lowercase RMB ¥1,00 0.00, accurate to two decimal places), the manufacturers who come to participate and pay the participation fee in full are automatically regarded as the strategic partners of this book, enjoying the treatment of life exemption from exposure in this book. Manufacturers who invest in bidding and get blank advertising space, in addition to enjoying the treatment of life exemption from exposure in this book and their brand name. In addition to the public display of the corresponding advertising space, this book also arranges the corresponding storyline for the manufacturer's mobile phone to increase the popularity and reputation of its mobile phones, without giving face to participate and refuse to pay the protection fee. Oh, no, the manufacturer who refuses to pay the participation fee for the "blank advertising space rental bidding meeting" of this book, hum, we Ride a donkey to read the songbook - let's see.

After the author made a statement, he decided to hold this book "blank advertising space rental bidding meeting" attended by mobile phone manufacturers and rent out all the advertising spaces, and then make this mobile phone brand with extremely poor quality and no professional ethics that will be scolded by the world for generations. Publicly public.

That is to say, at present, mobile phone manufacturers still have the opportunity to save their reputation. Don't miss the opportunity. If you don't act now, it will be too late to regret it in the future. It's better to take action than to be moved. Pick up your phone quickly and call the author's so-and-so mobile phone as soon as possible (the advertising space here is also in a rental state, and this advertising space is the advertising space of the standard king, here to explain) actively participate in the bidding meeting. There are unexpected surprises in the top three.