Chapter 215 The Revolution of Buttocks

When the author was preparing for a wet hand, he was accidentally interrupted by an ignorant reader and was very unhappy. Just like the sexual clothes had been taken off and was about to go to bed with his wife to do a push-up, there was a sudden knock on the door, but it turned out to be the next door who came to make soy sauce. The author immediately Being disturbed by this disturbance, there was no interest in doing push-ups. In the same way, when the author was rolling up his sleeves to make a textured poem weighing up to two catties, he was accidentally interrupted. Of course, the interest in making poetry was also greatly reduced, and he was not interested. He decided not to do poetry anymore, and then analyzed that if What kind of scene will it be to delete the 12,000-word bed/play between Xie Wei and Ding Yi?

The author Metabolism Wei analyzed that if the deleted 2267-word bed/play is restored, it will definitely make all female wolf readers shout and scream with nosebleeds. It is also possible for dozens of people to faint on the spot. It can have such a fierce effect, based on historical facts. It proves that Ding Yi is not actually a short man in action, but a fierce general. Thinking of this, Xie Wei, a female national ** sports athlete, is very gratified and has the idea of improving common progress with Ding Yi. So he agreed to Ding Yi's invitation without thinking.

Xie Wei's companion is the one called "Na" for short, the name is "Aritirim Khanminna", and the full name of her surname and name is "Syes Arina Gibraltar Madagascar Servinas Sieri Antita Benjamin McGregorsieva. The beauty of "Arilim Khan Erminna" can't wait to stay with the hero of Yushu Linfeng for a while. If you have the opportunity to compose an elegant "Spring Love Waltz" with him, it's even more difficult. It really doesn't work. It's also possible to cooperate with a more popular "Wolf Love Song" together. No matter how real No, it is also acceptable to devote yourself to a third-level film for the sake of art. Now the market in the entertainment industry is so bad. There are so many famous actresses. As long as there is a chance to perform, is there any reason to pick fat and thin? So when Ali Tilimu Khan Minna saw that she could easily enter the next scene with the hero, she was naturally very happy and agreed to Ding Yi's invitation like Xie Wei.

So the book used a montage method to naturally change the scene to the restaurant in "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" and switched to 7:30 p.m.

During the period from 7:30 p.m. to the afternoon, Ding Yi returned to the "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" together with Xie Wei and Ali Tirim Khan Ermina. The two of them returned to their "chief's private room" to rest, and Ding Yi also returned to their room. There is no story happening during this period, so I will skip it here.

Therefore, the current scene is in the restaurant of "Li Ahua Super Restaurant". The three of them sat face to face, eating and drinking while talking.

When Xie Wei learned that Ding Yi was also living in the "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" in the "Big Chicken/Chicken City Boutique Mall", Xie Wei was very surprised and asked him what he was doing here. Ding Yi told her that it was a market inspection.

He also told Xie Wei about his recent career, so Xie Wei knew that he was "absolutely unsexy, really not fake". The chairman, general manager and chief instructor of the business development seminar department of the entertainment company was also a successful career, and she couldn't help admiring him. Wear it.

A successful man with a successful career has always been an idol in the hearts of women. If this idol is another handsome brother (Note: "handsome brother" is pronounced as handsome Gog, and the online article is called handsome GG. He is deliberately read as a handsome chicken/chicken by ulterior motives), he will naturally become super popular. Idol, now, unfortunately, Ding Yi is such a super popular idol. Naturally, Xie Wei, like other women, began to admire him.

In ancient times, in the era of war, women liked fearless warriors. In the nearer times, women liked literati who dance and ink. In the modern times when the west wind was gradually moving, women liked wild and unruly Beatles. In the materialistic modern era, women liked successful people who were rich. In the distant future, women like the western red ttoe for beauty and beauty. At this stage, it belongs to the modern era of materialism. Therefore, Ding Yi, a successful person, is naturally admired and loved by women, and naturally admired by Xie Wei, one of the women.

The so-called "Unfortunately, Ding Yi is such a popular idol now" seems to be a little puzzling, which is also for Xie Wei. Why do you say that Ding Yi is a super popular idol, which is an unfortunate thing for Xie Wei? Because Xie Wei's current supporter, Jiajun, is not Ding Yiqiang in terms of economic strength. In terms of appearance, naturally, there is no Ding Yishuai. In terms of sexual function, it is proved by Xie Wei's personal practice that it is not in the same order of magnitude as Ding Yi. In addition to Jiajun's versatility in many fields, there are many used names, and other aspects. They are all under Ding Yi. There are many names of Mr. Jia. In fact, this article has been said. In order to facilitate the audience's memory, I repeat it again. In addition to his real name Jiajun, there is also a literary ticket friend named Yijun. He also has another stage name of a Peking Opera ticket friend, called Taijun. When he surfs the Internet, he also has an online name, called Taishang Laojun. When he submitted his contribution to the journal of natural science, he also had several special names, called Fungus and Monkey Head Bacteria. Of course, when he submitted to the Journal of Medicine, he also had a scientific name called Escherichia coli. This shows that there are indeed many names in his name. Although the name is mostly a significant feature that distinguishes him from other idle people, Ding Yi is not as good as him, but in other aspects, Jiajun is far inferior to Ding Yi, so for Xie Wei, this is a very disappointing thing - his former ** sports partner, Now it has nothing to do with me, but as the first hero of this book, she appeared brilliantly. She suddenly appeared in front of her, and significantly compared her existing benequin in an all-round way. The feeling to Xie Wei was that Xie Wei was getting worse and worse, which made her ashamed.

This matter can be used as an example closely related to people's lives to illustrate Xie Wei's mentality. For example, with the improvement of living standards, the way people remove a small amount of residual excreta behind their buttocks after going to the toilet has also changed a lot. In ancient times, in the ape period, people, oh no, apes could not Call it "people", apes, oh no, apes are not simple "apes", so it can't be called "apes", so let's call them ancestors. After the ancestors excreted the object, these small amount of residues did not bother to be taken care of, so that they were directly attached to the excretion port and dried naturally. In the next excretion, the old excrement attached to the port was squeezed out with new excretion, which saved the time of wiping the buttocks (Lord, forgive me). Use such a vulgar phrase as "wipe your ass". Originally, I wanted to use such a highly civilized phrase as "wipe the buttocks", but I was afraid to do so. I made the mistake of being high and out of direct from the people, so I still used the rough word "wipe the buttocks". Please forgive the innocent "ass" while for the author. In addition to saving a lot of time to wipe the buttocks, it also saves a lot of physical strength. From the perspective of physics and biology, it will save a lot of physical energy, which is very in line with the purpose of creating a saving society now. Regarding the excretion of residues at the buttocks excretion port without rubbing and letting them be squeezed out by new excreta, it can be summarized by an idiom, which can be called "the Yangtze River back wave pushes forward waves", or "the old does not go, the new does not come". In physiological and hygienic terms, it can be called "metabolism" That is, the new Baba has replaced the old Baba after it has been dried, which is called metabolism. This is the case in the ape period. When human beings evolved from an ape state to human, they had a sense of shame and knew that it was an uncivilized act to pull the buttocks without brushing their buttocks, so there was a turning point in human history - inserting, although we are now talking about the historical changes in the behavior of cleaning up excreta, the turning point mentioned above. The great change in sex is naturally just a great change, not a huge stool, not a huge feces, please pay more attention to this. This great change in the twist is that people are starting to learn to scratch their buttocks.

After people began to learn to scratch their buttocks, because there was no invention of paper at that time, and there was no special toilet place to use the toilet, they wanted to excrete (considering that readers have men and women, elegant and vulgar, rigorous and humorous, professional and non-professional, normal and perverted). In order to take care of the psychological feelings of readers at all levels, it is necessary to deal with the word "excretion" moderately. Therefore, various synonyms are listed here as follows. Please choose according to your own level and reading needs, and replace it with the word "excretion" to enjoy self-service reading. The fun of reading is the true feedback of this book to the majority of readers. The synonyms of "excretion" are as follows: A. Go to the toilet; B. Gong; C. Go for a ride in the reincarnation of the grain; D. Baba; E. Poop; F. Defecate; G. Make a big deal; H. Xiaoli, I'll call you back later. I'm drinking coffee; I. Take off your trousers and squat and arrange the stock on an empty stomach. ; J. Make a cake; K. Make a big cake; L. Make a super big cake - Note: The above J, K or L options vary according to the size of each person's appetite and digestion). In order to clean up the residues after the buttocks (or go to the toilet or go out or drink coffee or make cakes, etc.), you can only Scraping with stones and rubbing branches has become an extremely tough bracket/about/muscle, which is similar to "how steel is made". After human beings invented the toilet, when cleaning up the residue, they can spend no time looking around to pick up branches and stones. Instead, they directly use the corners of the toilet, so that many innocent stones and branches can avoid the fate of Baba. Later, after the paper of one of the four major inventions was invented, people began to use paper to scratch their buttocks. This is another historical revolution. Its importance is self-evident, so that the human brackets are no longer in close contact with the rough corners, and the muscles have become pink and tender from the original roughness. The white and red are different, and its appearance has changed significantly, which has played a good role in beautifying the city. Therefore, the invention of paper has been rated as the first of the four major inventions by the audience. Entering the ever-eing modern era, the automatic flushing system has also been invented by the omnipotent modern people. After pooping, people can no longer use paper to wipe their buttocks. They can be cleaned with a flush with water, saving a lot of paper, and make the bracket/about/muscle say goodbye to the era of contact with hard objects, which is another An epoch-making change.