Chapter 287 It's over, all seen by Xue Baochai
Of course, the trouser belt also has historical development. It used to be hemp rope, then straw rope, then cloth strip, and now it is a belt, also known as trouser belt for short.
Because Ali Tirim Khan Minna is wearing jeans today, Ding Yi called the "gentin removal program" stored in the brain. According to the program, Ding Yi wants to untie Ali Tirim Khan Minna's belt and then unbutton her jeans. At this time, she can attack her lower fortress.
When he proceeded according to the degree, Ding Yi was suddenly stunned. It turned out that Ali Tilimu Khan Ermina did not tie his belt.
She wore a pair of jeans without a belt.
Fortunately, Ding Yi is not a dogmatic person, so he did not run to turn over the book to see how the following steps should be carried out when the woman did not tie her belt, so in his mind, the first step was to "untie the woman's belt" This step was ignored and went straight to the second step of "unbuttoning her jeans".
But when he went to the second step, Ding Yi was stunned again, but it turned out that the buttons of Ali Tirim Khanerminna's jeans had been untipped. I don't know whether it was the quality problem of the buttons in her trousers that caused her to be banded out when the movement was too large, or because she was very excited, she took the initiative to untie it by herself. In short, the current state is that the jeans buttons have been untied, so the second step in Ding Yi's action plan is useless.
"Damn, it turns out to be a difficult additional question." Ding Yi praised in his heart and said that in this complex situation, if he completely follow the textbook, he must not know why. Fortunately, he has rich practical experience and will not memorize and operate according to the book, so far, he has not been difficult by such a complicated situation. Pouring down.
He directly ignored the second step "unbutton the jeans" and directly transferred it to the third step "unzip the jeans".
"Ah?!" The following situation surprised Ding Yi again, but it turned out that the zipper of Ali Tilimu Khanerminna's jeans had also been opened. Directly from the open part of the zipper of her jeans, you can see her flesh-colored briefs, which are slightly transparent, and you can faintly see some of the shadows inside, which is very **.
"This, this..." Ding Yi's forehead oozed a trace of fine sweat. Is this the legendary empty city plan? This is completely different from the textbook. Did I remember it wrong? Is there something wrong with the program in my mind? His mood at this time is the same as that of Sima, who listens to the sound of Zhuge Liang's piano in front of the gate of the open city. Such an important town is actually open. Is the enemy treacherous?
But if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get the tiger? Sima Yi, who did not enter the city, was laughed and called Sima Dou by later generations because he was suspicious. If Ding Yi did not dare to enter because the gate of Alitirimu Khan Erminna was opened at this time, wouldn't he also be called Ding Dou by later generations? In the future, will it be mistaken for Aunt Ding? He may be mistaken for a woman by future generations. What's more, if he is mistaken for Ding Pancreas, that is, the second pancreas surnamed Ding, will be mistaken for a shemale, which is by no means unacceptable. Therefore, Ding Yi has been ready to act since ancient Huashan. With his trembling hands, he is ready to go deep into Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna. Deep into the trousers.
Alitilimu Khan Erminna's body twisted slightly, accompanied by her delicate/gasp, half closed her eyes, put her hands around Ding Yi's neck, and waited for Ding Yi's next move.
Looking at her expression, she enjoyed it very much and didn't seem to pretend. She should not be a bad person. The door was open, but the peaceful liberation caused by Ding Yi's enthusiastic offensive. Her posture was to welcome the friendly troops, which didn't seem to be an ambush.
Her expression reassured Ding Yi, so her fingers smoothly slid into her underwear along her lower abdomen, quickly pushed forward without resistance, and soon touched some elastic curly hair in the upper part of her lower abdomen.
Ding Yi vaguely remembered the gloss and curvature of these hairs, which was the impression he left when he met her that night. Ding Yi was a little excited to think that he could see his old friend again soon.
"Ding Yi, you... what are you doing!"
A righteous shout beside him scared Ding Yi a lot. He shook his whole body. He wanted to use a move for monkeys to steal peaches to protect himself, but he suddenly thought that it should be defense at this time, not attack. Monkeys stealing peaches is an offensive move, and it is against men. Just now, this angry shout was made by women. Monkeys stealing peaches. It was not applicable to women, so they hurriedly used a move to return the spiritual snake to the hole. His hand quickly shrank back like a spiritual snake. When he looked up, he found Xue Baochai standing in front of him. He was sad, angry and heartbroken, looking at him angrily.
Ali Tirim Khan Minna was also shocked when she heard the sound. She hurriedly separated Ding Yi, sorted out her clothes, and looked at Xue Baochai with a little fear. I don't know who is this beautiful woman who suddenly fell from the sky? Looking at her angry, angry and sad look, and calling Ding Yi's name, she should know Ding Yi. Looking at her expression, her expression may still be Ding Yi's genuine girlfriend. If so, she and Ding Yi's behavior just now belongs to the nature of cheating, and the nature of this beautiful woman belongs to the nature of catching adultery, and the other party is in justice. On the other hand, at the moral high point, he and Ding Yi are at a loss. At the lowest point of morality, if it comes to reason, it must be too much for her.
If she is impulsive, will she rush over and grab her face? Alitirim Khanminna knows that in the book "Eighteen Ways of Catching Adultery Techniques to Deal with ** Women", it introduces in detail how the genuine wife attacks ** women's techniques. The first type is "face scratching", the second type is "hair-grabbing type", the third type is "pinch type", the fourth type is "spitting thick spit in the face", and The remaining dozen formulas, due to the urgency of the situation, Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna can't remember. In short, they are some techniques that are very suitable for female attacks. They are very useful in actual combat. They are recommended by the "Genuine Wife to denounce Pirated Wife Alliance Association" as an official guide to catch adultery. The book is very poisonous. The book is very deep in some marital relationships. The problem is widely spread among married or unmarried women, which is a tool to fight against practitioners in the maintenance industry. As a member of the maintenance industry, a considerable number of colleagues have been cruelly attacked by the genuine wife of the book's techniques, which is very harmful. In order not to fight a uncertain battle, Ali Tirim Khan Erminna should know She knows her enemy, so she conducted an in-depth study of the book as a negative textbook, and decided to master Yi's skills to cure the barbarians. Once there is a war, she will use this technique and give it back to the other. She does not seek to hurt the other party seriously. At least it is possible to protect herself.
Alitilimu Khan Minna took a look at Xue Baochai's hands and found that her nails were not short or long. The length happened to be the best length to scratch the face. She thought that the other party might have been prepared. Today's situation may be more auspicious, and her heart was full. I'm ready, but I don't know if this beautiful woman should deal with herself first, or rush to deal with Ding Yi first?
Ding Yi stood up and was a little at a loss, but he still effectively controlled his uneasiness and said, "Why are you here too?"
Xue Baochai took a look at Ding Yi, and then at Alitirim Khan Mingna fiercely, and said hatefully, "I shouldn't have come, I shouldn't come to disturb your good deeds!" I...I..." I was both angry and sad and indignant. I couldn't wait to chop the two adulterous husband** women into meat sauce, and then mixed some peppers and wrapped them into steamed buns to feed the dog. Whether it's white-dog or black-dog, as long as you eat their dog with the adulter's ** woman's meat sauce is g. Ood-dog. She had mixed feelings and didn't know what to say. She looked at Ding Yi and just wanted to never know this person. She really wanted to say to him blankly, "Congratulations, you have successfully pick up a girl." Then Shiran turned around and left, not taking away a cloud, but only hated that she couldn't be so detached. It was all her tears that turned around, and it was all her pain that turned around. Finally, she couldn't help it. Tears slid down her face, stamped her feet, and looked at Ding Yi again. Her eyes were full of despair and bitterness, and she rushed out of the door.