New rogue Ding Yi

Chapter 402 The Rules of the Tang Family

Zhang Jianqiang almost suffocated Ding Yi to death just now. He was frightened and angry in his heart. He couldn't wait to jump up and resist, and put Ding Yi's hand in front of him. On the one hand, he did not carry a murder weapon. On the other hand, Ding Yi was the red man of the author. He could not be offended. If Ding Yi was killed, he It will definitely be written to death by the author, and it is the kind that dies extremely ugly. Thirdly, what Ding Yi just said is indeed reasonable. The book will be cut off soon. I have walked 9,999 miles on the Long March, and I am still far from the last mile to reach it. If I betray the revolution here, won't it be a big deal. Not worth the loss? Therefore, the most appropriate way for me is to endure humiliation and burden, accept Ding Yi's suggestion, stand in the last shift, and help the author to finish the successful manuscript of this book. I will definitely get a good destination. If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan. If you want to achieve a big thing, you must have the ability to endure the humiliation of **. Thinking of this, Zhang Jian is relieved. Accepting Ding Yi's apology, he took out the remote control and changed to the channel of the shower room.

He was very gratified that although there were not many monitors in the shower room, fortunately there was no failure, so after changing to the channel of the bath room, they could clearly see the bathing situation of Comrade Gou Shi and Yang Guifei. The two washed and washed happily, and their necks twisted their buttocks were doing-- Yun-dong, doing exercise while washing, successfully washed his body, put on a bathrobe, and then walked out of the bathroom hand in hand.

"Change the channel and change the channel." Ding Yi commanded.

As they moved, Zhang Jianqiang changed to the channel of the big bed room.

Comrade Gou Shi and Yang Guifei have just crossed, so since there is a first time, there will naturally be a second time. However, because Comrade Gou Shi's current continuous combat ability is not strong, they did not immediately do the second time, but lay together in the big bed room and snuggled and chat.

"Pingmei... You just said that if our matter is known by some ethics committee, it will deprive you of your status as a feng shui wife. Is it so serious?" Comrade Gou Shi mentioned the old things again.

"Of course." Yang Guifei sighed and said, "But since you have done it, it's useless to regret it. It's better to do it a few more times and dilute the cost of each bad thing..."

It seems that Yang Guifei has a lot of economic mind. He knows that if you do a bad thing, you have to pay a fine of 100 yuan, and if you do a hundred bad things, you still have to pay a fine of 100 yuan. Then, if you only do a bad thing once, the cost of each bad thing is 100 yuan, but if you do a hundred bad things, the cost of each bad thing is It's only one yuan, so in the case of fixed punishment, the more bad things you do, the smaller the price of each bad thing, and the more cost-effective it will be. According to the point of economics, it's better to do it a few more times, the better.

Hearing this line, Ding Yi shook his head and said in his heart that bad people really have the philosophy of bad people and the political economy of bad people. It seems that it is not easy to be a bad person. If you want to be a bad person, you can't do it without profound skills.

"...do it a few more times..." Comrade Gou Shi smiled awkwardly and agreed, "It should be, but you have come from afar now. You should take more rest and have a good rest. Let's talk about it in the long run..."

In fact, Comrade Gou Shi is now more than strong, so he said this kind of high-sounding words, which not only gave Yang Guifei Lizi but also took care of his own face. It can be described as killing two birds with one stone, which is very clever.

"Pingmei... You said that if our business is going to be discovered and you are deprived of your identity as a feng shui wife, you can only beg for begging. How do you start with this?"

Yang Guifei explained: "To be honest, I have a lot of private money and I am rich in my money. However, because I am now the feng shui wife of the Tang family, the Tang family will not investigate me, but if my feng shui wife identity is deprived, I will be expelled from the Tang family. You I know..."

"Yes, I know." Comrade Gou Shi said, "What does this have to do with your private money?"

Yang Guifei said, "As the feng shui wife of the Tang family, the Tang family has a special book "Regulations on the Practice of feng shui wives". This book is as thick as 18,796 pages, which details what feng shui wives can and can and can't do. This book is the code of conduct of feng shui wives."

"more than 10,000 pages?" Comrade Gou Shi was surprised and said, "How many words should there be in such a thick book? Can you see it?"

Yang Guifei said, "There is only one word on a page, so the number of words is not much, only 18796 words."

"Damn." Comrade Gou Shi said, "There is only one word on a page. Isn't it ridiculous? What the hell is the plane?"

Yang Guifei explained: "This is because the Tang family is very rich and has so much money that there is no place to use it, so they don't pay attention to the details at all. They printed a book with only one word per page. For them, it doesn't matter. In addition, there is only one word on a page. It also has a profound implication, that is, to ask the feng shui wife to remember every word in the book, so that the "Regulations on the Practice of Fengshui Wife" is printed into a layout with only one word on a page to facilitate the memory of the feng shui wife.

"So that's it." Comrade Gou Shi suddenly realized and said, "It's really a big family. It's the demeanor of a big family. Even printing a book is only one word on a piece of paper. But what does this have to do with your private money?

"Listen to me." Yang Guifei said, "I have memorized this book well. There are many rules in it. Naturally, it stipulates that a feng shui wife cannot have a physical relationship with any man. Of course, except for what happened to Fengshui husband. If a physical relationship with another man is verified, he will immediately deprive his feng shui wife of his identity, expel him from the Tang family, and never hire him.

"Sure enough, the consequences are very serious." Comrade Gou Shi sighed and said, "But what does this have to do with your private money?"

Yang Guifei can't stand it. If Comrade Gou Shi hadn't been her own fat pot, she would have fanned it long ago, but Comrade Gou Shi bothered her so three times, which really exercised her endurance. Yang Guifei said, "Guangguo, I have a sentence, I don't know if I should say it..."

"Mei Mei, what's the relationship between you and me? Let's talk if you have something to say. Comrade Gou Shi said.

"Faguo, tell me again, 'But what does this have to do with your private money?' When this sentence comes out, I will immediately ring the bell and call the waiter to kick you out.

"..." Comrade Gou Shi was too scared to say anything more, so Yang Guifei told him the reason why he could only beg for food if he was expelled from the Tang family.

However, the original book "Regulations on the Practice of Fengshui Wife" strictly stipulates that if the feng shui wife has a physical relationship with other men, she will be deprived of all property and expelled from the Tang family. In addition to being expelled from the Tang family, the family also appoints relevant institutions to strictly enforce the feng shui wife expelled from the Tang family. The monitoring period lasts until the end of her life. If the feng shui wife who was expelled from the Tang family finds any private property brought from the Tang family during this period, the family will order her to hand in all of them, and not leave a penny. If you dare not hand it in, the Tang family will naturally have a way for you to hand it in.

The Tang family's law of urging you to hand it in is: if you use the private property you get from the Tang family to enjoy double the benefits, if you are found to refuse to hand over/the property that originally belongs to the Tang family, the Tang family will make you pay twice the price. If you still don't hand it in/, then the second time The punishment is four times the price, the third time is eight times, the fourth time is sixteen times, the fifth time is thirty-two times, and the sixth time is sixty-four times... until you hand it in.

For example, after the original Fengshui wife of the Tang family was expelled from the Tang family, she was found that the private property of the Tang family with ten yuan was not handed over/to the family, then she would be ordered to hand it over/, but she did not think that she would not refuse to hand it over, then the Tang family would give her a punishment of 20 yuan. Penalty, for example: If she uses the ten yuan to buy sugar, the Tang family will buy 20 yuan of shit for her to eat; and then assume that she uses the ten yuan to buy a quilt to improve the sleeping environment, the Tang family will buy 20 yuan of broken glass to force her to sleep on the broken glass; if she uses these ten yuan to buy one. CD to enjoy music, the Tang family will spend 20 yuan to hire a few psychopaths in her ear and shout more than her schizophrenia. In short, the first time is double punishment, the second time, and the third time is double. The Tang family is so rich, so it is not difficult for them to do this. As long as they want to do so, It must be possible to do it. With this deterrent, no feng shui wife dares to hide any property of the Tang family after being expelled from the Tang family.

After all, the purpose of private property is to enjoy and live, but if the result is double, four or even eight times the punishment, no one will do anything about private property.

This is the rule of the Down family.