Chapter 414 Extreme Disgrace

The Tang family's carnival is an access system. If everyone wants to participate in the Tang family's carnival, they must declare their ID card number through the Internet. When Ding Yi's ID card number is declared to the Tang family's carnival website, the Tang family's declaration system immediately issued " Wow, wow, wow, I rely on big things. Big things are not good. Fuck, why are you still stunned? Hurry up and quickly inform this boy's information. The patriarch quickly inform the patriarch. If you don't report the patriarch, it's hard to see whether you believe it or not." Under this warning, the identity auditors of the Tang family dare not neglect it and immediately put this abnormal. The situation report was given to Tang Sancai.

It turned out that Ding Yi was sent out of the Tang family as soon as he was born, but his identity information was recorded in the system file of the Tang family. As long as the information is related to Ding Yi, the relevant system will issue an alarm and ask the staff to report the situation to the patriarch immediately, so Ding Yi's identity After the certificate information was logged into the system, the system immediately issued an alarm.

Tang Sancai was very excited when he heard the news. His son, whom he had not seen for many years, was about to come. The purpose of his trip was probably to find his father. In other words, Ding Yi came to recognize Tang Sancai. How could Tang Sancai not be excited? According to Ding Yi's registration information, Ding Yi actually brought four women on this trip. It seems that these four women may be fans of their sons, and the photos shown on the identity cards of these four women are all beautiful, and they are really first-class beauties. The son seems to be very lucky. As Ding Yi's father, Tang Sancai is also sincere for Ding Yi. I am very happy.

Tang Sancai thought that Ding Yi's such gorgeous happiness may be closely related to his extremely unhappy sex/life of Tang Sancai: just like when the ancestors accumulate virtue, the descendants will go smoothly. The predecessors plant trees and the descendants take advantage of the cool. Tang Sancai does not use the amount of his own sexual welfare life. He is happy except when he is with Zhou Meimei all his life. Happy, the rest of the time is almost unhappy. That is to say, his life allowance for sexual happiness has hardly been used, and his father's debts and son are paid off. In the same way, his father spent money. The amount he did not use was allocated to his son Ding Yi by God, so Ding Yi has so many female close friends, which may be Causality.

Tang Sancai did not know the relationship between the four women and Ding Yi. He only knew that they and Ding Yi came to the carnival together. If he knew that they had all been taken over by Ding Yi, in addition to being happy for his son, Tang Sancai may have a lot of envy or jealousy in it. However, since in this book, Tang Sancai is not a man. The protagonist, envy and jealousy is useless. Besides, it is not someone else who enjoys this beauty, but his own son. Tang Sancai should be more gratified.

After knowing that Ding Yi was coming to the carnival, Tang Sancai made careful arrangements and asked the relevant technicians to carry out technological innovation. As long as Ding Yi entered the gate of the Tang family, as soon as his identity card was entered, a large alarm clock tied to Tang Sancai's body would be felt and immediately "Dingdong, Ding Dong sounded, and Tang Sancai was ready for his son to come.

At the same time, the old man who was responsible for leading Ding Yi to the Bajie Temple - that is, the old man who played cockfighting was hooked by Alirim Khanerminna and almost hit the stone and died on the spot, but Ding Yi saved him on the spot - in fact, he was arranged by Tang Sancai in advance, and he was also tied with an alarm clock on his body. Ding Yi entered the entrance of the Tang family carnival. When Ding Yi's identity information was recorded into the Tang family carnival security system, the old man's alarm clock would also ring, reminding him to be ready at any time to lead Ding Yi to find Tang Sancai quickly and accurately.

Due to the large identity difference between Tang Sancai and the old man, Tang Sancai is the patriarch of the Tang family, and the old man is a flat-headed people in the Tang family. Therefore, in order to reflect the identity difference, there must be a difference between Tang Sancai's alarm clock and the old man's alarm clock. This difference lies in the alarm clock. Above the weight: As a patriarch, Tang Sancai's alarm clock weighs 15 kilograms, while the old man's alarm clock is only 265 kilograms. The weight of the two alarm clocks is very different. Others can quickly identify the level of identity from it. The weight of the alarm clock is the same as the military rank of a soldier, which plays a role in identifying identity, which is really surprising. Unexpectedly.

However, the Tang family does something unexpected. If what they do is exactly the same as that of secular people, it is not worthy of the title of the richest family in the universe.

The alarm clock carried by Tang Sancai was so heavy that although it played a good role in marking his noble identity, it added a lot of additional burden to him, causing him to walk a few steps and breathless. This was something he did not expect, but there was a price in everything. Tang Sancai carried a 15-kg alarm clock. Walking around is the price of revealing his noble status, which he has to bear.

It is said that when Ding Yi's identity information was entered into the carnival security system of the Tang family, the alarm clock of Tang Sancai and the alarm clock on the old man made a "ding-dong, ding-dong" sound at the same time. According to reason, they immediately knew that Ding Yi had arrived at the gate of the Tang family, and they had to be ready to welcome Ding Yi. But in fact, only the old man is ready, but Tang Sancai knows nothing about the situation. What's going on?

It turned out that Tang Sancai had an alarm clock weighing 15 kilograms, just like a shot put on his neck. After hanging for a few hours, he felt that his neck had been hung by more than ten centimeters. He really couldn't stand it, so he threw the alarm clock aside. When the alarm clock made a "ding-dong, ding-dong" sound, he didn't I heard it, and the alarm clock on the old man's body weighed only . 25 kilograms, so he carried it with him. As soon as he made a sound, the old man immediately heard it, so he was well prepared.

When Ding Yi came with four women, according to the procedure, as long as the old man went forward, he directly told Ding Yi that your father was in the Bajie Temple, just go quickly, and you can find your father. After saying this, his task was OK. There was no technical content, but when the old man saw that Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna was beautiful, he pretended to play chicken fighting and wanted to bump into it and eat a tofu by the way. Unfortunately, he was hooked by Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna and almost died. He was saved by Ding Yi in the moment of lightning. Come on, the old man broke out in a cold sweat and didn't have time to eat tofu. He told Ding Yi to go to the Bajie Temple to find his father. After telling him, he immediately flashed and went home to change his underwear - it turned out that he almost died at that time, so he was so scared that he wet his trousers, so his most urgent thing was to go home and change his underwear.

The old man asked Ding Yi to worship a few times in front of the statue of Zhu Bajie, and then said the line "Dad, I'm coming", so that his father appeared. This was not the old man's own decision, but Tang Sancai personally arranged it.

Because Zhu Bajie is Tang Sancai's idol, it is also Tang Sancai's original intention to let his son knock on his head in front of his idol, so Tang Sancai arranged it like this.

And Tang Sancai knew that as Ding Yi, if he knocked on the statue of Zhu Bajie and said, "Dad, I'm here", it was a great psychological test for him. With his first and only hero's self-esteem analysis for many years, he was facing Zhu Bajie's sculpture. For example, after kowtowing a few heads and calling out the line "Dad, I'm coming", if Tang Sancai does not appear, Ding Yi is very likely to faint - although Zhu Bajie is Tang Sancai's idol, he is obviously not Ding Yi's idol. He kowtowed to Zhu Bajie and said, "Dad, I'm coming", if Dad doesn't come. Now, Ding Yi will think that he has been cheated, and he will definitely be angry, anxious and embarrassed. Under the influence of this emotion that he thinks is extremely humiliating, he will naturally faint.

According to the analysis of the development of things, after Ding Yi faints, the four women who came with him will definitely scream with extremely high decibels. If a woman screams are 80 decibels, then the screams that four women can make are 4*80=320 decibels, such a high decibel scream. , he will definitely call the "assistant... assistant of the assistant of the general manager's assistant" who is on duty in the temple, that is, the little boy with more than 80 words "assistant" in the title. Tang Sancai ordered that if the child finds someone fainted in the temple, he will immediately call him, and he will rush to the Bajie Temple, so that even if Tang San Cai took off the alarm clock weighing 15 kilograms on his body. Without knowing that Ding Yi had arrived at the carnival site, he could still get the news as soon as Ding Yi arrived at the Bajie Temple, and then go to the Bajie Temple in time to carry out father-son meeting activities with Ding Yi. The arrangement was very meticulous.

Sure enough, Ding Yi fainted soon after kowtowing to Bajie and saying "Dad, I'm coming". Ding Yi's four wives worked together to make a very high decibel scream - it was estimated that their final scream was 600 decibels, far more than Tang Sancai 320. The pre-prediction of decibels that in such a high decibel scream, the child on duty was so shocked that he almost developed neurosis. He immediately rushed to the scene and found Ding Yi, who had just fainted, so he called Tang Sancai at the first time to inform him. Tang Sancai knew that his son had arrived at the Bajie Temple. He was happy to approach The speed of light ran in the direction of the Bajie Temple, and arrived at the Bajie Temple at the second time, and had a father-son recognition activity with Ding Yi.