Journey to the New South

Chapter 41: The land government led the snake out of the hole. Snow Kunlun turned into sewage

The earth elves returned home as quickly as possible and told them in detail what they would see in the land house.

"That's the thing. It's a ghost made by the snowman. Buddhist monk, can you accept it?" After telling the story, the earth elf asked Cixuan in an expectant tone.

"Yes, I can recite the spiritual scriptures, and I can completely deal with this injured snowman spirit. What's more, there is help from the godmother and the eldest brother. Now, as long as you go again and bring out the snowman spirit. Cixuan said.

"Me? How can I draw it out? It is afraid of the immortals in the sky and can't hide in the ground. Is there no way for the Buddha monk to force it out? The earth elf asked quickly.

"My solution is very simple, which is to ask you to send a message to it. You just need to tell it that Zhu Sanlang, the body of the Dragon Buddha, is waiting for it here, and it will definitely come. Ci Xuan said righteously.

"Sanlang, this is too dangerous. If it is a goblin for more than a thousand years, we are not its opponents. Zaodan said anxiously.

"However, this method can only be used to lure it out. After it comes out, we can deal with it, and the immortals in heaven can also deal with it. In order to get rid of this goblin, this is the only way to do it. Ci Xuan said with firm eyes.

"Okay. That snowman can't beat the sun god, and his ability won't be too high. It doesn't even have the ability to calculate. The earth elf said.

"Then you can go. It is a snowman spirit from Tibet, so we will use the anti-demon bomb of Zhong Jiashuo Methodist in Tibet to deal with it. Ci Xuan suddenly thought that there were still ten anti-demon bullets on his body.

"Yes, we still have anti-demon bombs, so I'm relieved. Kid, go ahead." Zaodan said.

"Then I'll go. Be careful and don't be attacked by it. The earth elf told him.

"Don't worry, it has lost the ability to calculate. It can't find it here without your guidance." Cixuan said.

The ground elf nodded, and then went to the land house again with anxiety.

"Land God, Land God, do you still remember me?" The earth elf soon came to the land god and shouted.

"So it's your boy. Run away quickly. There are goblins here. If you escape, find a demon-killing mage to subdue this snowman spirit. It caused such a heavy snow and such a big earthquake in Dongzhi. The land god opened his eyes and whispered.

"So if I find a demon exorcist, how can you thank me?" The earth elf asked.

"When did you make such a joke? If you find a demon-killing mage to get rid of this snowman spirit, I will play the palace tomorrow and let you be the land god of Dongzhi. The god of land said.

"That's a deal, don't go back on your word. Let me tell you. I know everything. I have found a demon removal mage, and I will definitely get rid of this snowman spirit. The earth elf said.

"Really? Then you have made great contributions to Dongzhi. However, Dongzhi did not have a demon exorcist. Did you go out of town to look for it?' The land god said excitedly.

"No, he passed by. He is at my house now. He is very capable. Don't worry. The earth elf said angrily.

"That's great!! God bless you! Child, you have really made great contributions to Dongzhi. I will definitely make you the new land god of Dongzhi. The land god burst into tears.

"However, I have to take the snowman out first before I can destroy it?" The earth elf said to the land god.

"Yes, do you have a way? This is not easy. It is afraid of the immortals in the sky and dares not go out. It will only torture me as an old man here. Break my bones and cause a big earthquake. The land god showed a painful look.

"This is a very simple problem for me. If you don't believe it, you can have a look later. I can make it go out with me in a few words," the elf said proudly.

"Then I'll see if you are bragging." The land god said doubtlessly.

"Then call it out and see how I play with it between my fingers." The earth elf said angrily.

"Xue Kunlun, come out. Someone is looking for you!" The land god shouted with all his strength.

"What's the matter? Old man, do you understand? Oh, why is this little boy? What the hell is he? How can he enter the land god? The snowman came over and said in surprise.

"I am the earth elf, the successor of the land god. Why don't you even know me?" The ground elf said with a smile.

"Land elves? Why have I never heard of it? Are you looking for me, Xue Kunlun? What's the matter?" The snowman said.

"You are so ignorant that you don't even know me. It seems that you are from other places. Why do you have to say hello to my elves when you come to the ground of Dongzhi? The earth elf said with full of dignity.

"Oh, you son of a bitch, you talk wildly. Even the land god is not my opponent. You earth elf is nothing?" The snowman said viciously.

"Then you just don't know. This land god's eyes are useless. He has no grasp of the things on the ground of Dongzhi. Now it's my elves who control the land of Dongzhi. The earth elf said.

"Oh, then, if I want to turn this east branch into a snowy field, I have to rely on your elves." The snowman said jokingly.

"Oh, I suddenly found that you have become smarter. You should have said this earlier. It's too simple to turn Dongzhi into a snowy area. I have thought so for a long time. I heard that you can also make snowmen and have snowball fights. How interesting it is. Well, I agree that Dongzhi will become a snowy area in the future. The ground elf said with a smile.

"You son of a bitch, your tone is not small. Can you do it?" The snowman asked coldly.

"I can almost do it, but I need your help. As long as you get rid of one person, you can do it. The earth elf said.

"Remove a person? Aren't you an elf? Can't you deal with a person?" The snowman is full of laughter.

"The problem is that he is not an ordinary person. He is Zhu Sanlang in the body of the Dragon Buddha!!" The earth elf pretended to be mysterious.

"What? What did you say? Say it again!! Son of a bitch, if you dare to lie to me, I will skin you!" The snowman raised the elf emotionally.

"What are you doing? Put me down, or I'll pinch your face!" The earth elf said in a panic.

"Kid, do you know what else you said? Can you make it clear to me what's going on with Zhu Sanlang in the body of the Dragon Buddha? The snowman spirit still hasn't put down the spirit.

"It's easy for me to say that you have to accept a few conditions from me. Otherwise, you can kill me. In that way, you will never want to know where he is. The earth elf pretended to be calm.

"Okay, okay. It seems that the old and young people in your land are still bad-tempered, and they are all soft but not hard. Then I promise you. Tell me where he is. The snowman put down the elf and asked anxiously.

"I haven't asked if I have any conditions, so I agreed in such a hurry. It must be fake." The earth elf said.

"Oh, my little ancestor, please tell me quickly. I will promise you any terms." The snowman asked anxiously.

"My first condition is that you must put down the land god and kowtow to both of us." The earth elf said proudly.

"I'll put him down immediately, and Xue Kunlun will immediately kowtow to you, my little ancestor." The snowman pointed to the rope that bound the land god and fell off. Then he immediately knelt down in front of the land god and the earth elf and kowtowed to make amends.

"Ky, you really have a way. I'm convinced you. It seems that you have to blackmail it. The land god said happily to Kodi.

"The second condition is that you must let me pinch your face, and I like to pinch your fat face." The ground elf said with a smile.

"Ok, my little ancestor, pinch it quickly. My face is white and fat. You pinch it enough." The snowman smiled and offered his fat face and endured the fierce pinch of the angry elf.

"It's so funny, so funny. This is really the most durable face!! Xue Kunlun, it seems that you are also very good, so don't talk coldly in the future. You should be gentle, understand?" The earth elf said with a smile.

"Oh, my little ancestor, can you tell me where Zhu Sanlang, the body of the Dragon Buddha, is now?" The snowman resisted her inner anger and asked gently.

"Then you have to answer my question first. Why do you want to know his whereabouts so much?" The earth elf asked.

"Oh, little ancestor, didn't you ask knowingly? You all know that he is the body of the Dragon Buddha, so you can still eat him... Little ancestor, stop playing. Catch that Zhu Sanlang and eat him together. He is the prince of Qianming. The snowman said anxiously.

"You're wrong. He is a Buddhist monk, not a prince." The earth elves and the land god were shocked by what the snowman spirit said.

"Yes, yes, that's even more right. He is a monk now. Oh, my God, how did he ask me to meet Xue Kunlun? If I eat him, will I still have to toss this stinky and hard land god? At that time, my spiritual power increased greatly, and I could turn the world into a kingdom of ice and snow with a few spells. Tell me where he is?" The snowman said excitedly.

"You boy, you have caused a great disaster!!" The land god scolded the elves of the earth.

"Haha, old man, it's nothing to do with you, just wait for me to change the world! Little ancestor, now we can go to Zhu Sanlang, the body of the Dragon Buddha. The snowman said excitedly.

"Yes, but I have one more condition." The ground elf said with a smile.

"Why are there any conditions? Please stop playing!" The snowman said angrily.

"I want you to go out with me on your back with a smile." The earth elf said.

"Yes, my little ancestor, Xue Kunlun carried you on his back, and we will go to eat meat immediately!!" The snowman is extremely happy.

In this way, the ground elf lay on the back of the snowman spirit and commanded the snowman spirit to come home.

"Haha, kid, you didn't lie to me. So he's really here!!" Before seeing Cixuan, the snowman spirit has already felt the existence of Cixuan. The aspiring snowman spirit threw the ground elf out fiercely and quickly walked into Cixuan's room.

Buddha monk. The snowman is coming!!" The earth elf was thrown far away, but it still stood steadily. Shouted loudly into the room.

"Hahahaha, what a handsome prince! It's really extraordinary. It seems to make me drool!! No wonder if you eat it, you can become the king of the spiritual world. You are a prince and a Buddhist monk. The body of the dragon Buddha is precious. I really didn't expect that Xue Kunlun would have such a verbal blessing!" The snowman walked into the room and saw which one was Cixuan at a glance. He stared at Ci Xuan with greedy eyes and couldn't wait to go up and take a bite.

Ci Xuan and others have been waiting for the arrival of the snowman spirit for a long time, so they are not afraid of the threat of the snowman spirit. It's just that Pang laughed and felt incredible when he heard the snowman spirit calling Ci Xuan the prince. He looked at Ci Xuan and the Snowman spirit in surprise.

"Ha ha, you are so evil. You have committed a terrible disaster, and I will not allow you! I called you to come except for you, a harmful goblin!" Ci Xuan was not afraid of danger, and said righteously.

"Haha, it's ridiculous. You are still so calm when you die. You are worthy of being the prince of the Dragon Buddha. However, you are too over yourself. You are just a Buddhist monk. I, Xue Kunlun, am the god of the snow field with thousands of years of merit. What will you do?" The snowman said arrogantly.

"How dare you say that you have a thousand years of skills. You don't even know what your current situation is now. I think your thousand years of skills are nothing more than that. What can I do? I will recite the spiritual scriptures, which is more than enough to deal with you, the goblin. Cixuan said without showing weakness.

"Spirit Sutra? So you can read that shabby thing! No wonder you are so calm. I have been practicing for thousands of years. Can you do anything about me with the broken scriptures that can only deal with the goblins?" The snowman spirit disdained the suppression of the spiritual scripture, but it didn't know that Ci Xuan still held the demon-killing bomb given by Zhong Jiashuo's methodist in his hand.

"Do you think we don't know? You were injured by the sun god and lost your ability to calculate. My spiritual scripture is more than enough to deal with you. I know your greed, so I led you here to get rid of you to avenge the people of Dongzhi!!" Ci Xuan said firmly.

When the snowman heard this, his heart thumped. He didn't expect that Ci Xuan would know so much. It seems that Cixuan is not so easy to deal with. But on second thought, "Since you are here, you must catch Ci Xuan and eat it. It must not easily let go of this opportunity.

"I think you talk too much. I'll tell you now that I'm so powerful in Xue Kunlun." The snowman said fiercely, then shook his white robe, flew out two ice skates, and quickly stabbed Cixuan.

"Sanlang (determined), avoid it!!" Zaodan, Feng Qi and Fatty shouted in horror with a smile. Ci Xuan did not move at all and immediately recited the spiritual scriptures. Two ice skates flying out of the snowman suddenly fell to the ground and turned into two pools of water. The snowman, who was unwilling to show weakness, jumped up hard, intending to kick down Cixuan. However, he was knocked to the ground by the Jing.

"No, how could this happen? This damn bald head, I'm going to kill you!!" Although the snowman spirit has more than a thousand years of skills, he was injured by the sun god and his power declined, and he was even a little overwhelmed. Every time Ci Xuan said a word, the body of the snowman spirit seemed to be burned by fire. For a moment, he was weak and his whole body trembled. The snowman who felt bad never thought that the benevolent spiritual scripture would be so powerful.

"Sanlang, read it aloud. This goblin can't stand it!" Zaodan said excitedly. Yes, Sanlang, give it a demon-killing bomb and turn it into a pool of water!" Feng Qi reminded.

"Good! Let this evil goblin taste Zhong Jiashuo's anti-demon bomb!" Ci Xuan quickly threw an anti-demon bullet, which hit the struggling snowman spirit. The snowman spirit screamed and suddenly fell to the ground. However, he did not show his original form and tried to struggle painfully.

"You damn bald man, I will die with you!" The snowman jumped up with all his strength and rushed to Cixuan crazily. It wanted to kill Cixuan before it turned into a pool of water.

"Sanlang, give it another anti-demon bomb!" Feng Qi shouted in a hurry.

"Ah, I'm going to cry to death!" Zaodan was afraid that the demon bomb could not destroy the snowman spirit immediately, so he took out the folding fan and cried bitterly, and used his magical crying to deal with the learned spirit.

"Oh, my God, what a terrible cry!" The snowman fell to the ground heavily by Zaodan crying and struggled again. Cixuan immediately gave the snowman spirit another demon bomb. The snowman spirit shouted miserably and could not move. Then the body began to melt into water little by little.

"Dang Ding, Zaodan, that's great. This goblin has been subdued by you! My God, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really didn't believe it was true. Fat is laughing to the extreme!

"Haha, it turns out that this goblin is over so soon that it probably hasn't heard enough of the godmother's crying!" Feng Qile danced.

"Enough, enough! As soon as Zaodan cried just now, this brother and I couldn't stand it. Fortunately, it won't be long, otherwise we would have gone to see God. Fat said with a smile.

"If it hadn't been for being injured by the sun god, it wouldn't have been eliminated so easily. We should also like to thank the earth elf, who has found out the details of the goblin, otherwise, we don't know it's all about it. Ci Xuan said with a smile.

"Brother, I finally got revenge for you! Buddhist monks are our great benefactors. The earth elf burst into tears and ran to the bed all over the sky and said.

"Yes, it's okay, Zaodan. You have also avenged for Delis and Dumb. They can close their eyes now. It's God's will. Fat laughed and cried excitedly.

"Buddha, is it true that this snowman said that you are the prince of the Ming Dynasty?" The earth elf still wants to figure it out.

"Do you think I look like a prince? If you think it's me, you won't believe it. However, I can only tell you that I am a Buddhist monk Jingxin, and my secular name is Zhu Sanlang. What does this goblin say about the body of the dragon Buddha? If you eat it, I will become the king of the spiritual world. It's all nonsense. Ci Xuan said calmly.

"Do you still need to ask this? Of course, it must be the prince of Daming. From the first time I saw him, I felt that he was extraordinary. Now I understand. No wonder you are going to Taiwan. Taiwan is under the rule of Zheng Jing, the king of Yanping of the Ming Dynasty, and is the last part of the Ming Dynasty. When Deliss and I returned to Myanmar via the Philippines, we stayed in Manila, Philippines for a long time. Overseas Chinese there have a close relationship with Taiwan. They all say that Taiwan is a royal paradise, which is completely different from Fujian and other provinces ruled by the Qing Dynasty. Fat said with a smile.

Is that right? Is this true, fat doctor? What you said is so gratifying to me! Who said that the Ming Dynasty died? It's clear that there isgu zhong on the island!! It seems that there is great hope for the restoration of the Ming Dynasty, and the restoration of the Qing Dynasty will definitely be realized!" Ci Xuan couldn't control his excitement and said excitedly.

"That's right, it turns out that you are really the prince of Daming! I was not sure just now, but now I am completely convinced! We don't know your identity, and we are disrespectful to you!" Fatty said with a smile and was busy bowing to Ci Xuan. When the earth elf saw it, it was also busy to kowtow.

"Don't do this. We are all friends. Get up quickly. I don't admit that I am the prince of the Ming Dynasty, but as a Han Chinese, like the Han people in the world, I strongly hope that the anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty can succeed as soon as possible. How can I be unhappy to hear that Taiwan is so good? If I just say that I am the prince, then the vast majority of Han people in the world are princes. Ci Xuan doesn't want to mention his identity as a prince. He prefers to live on an equal footing with others as a Buddhist monk.

"Okay, fat doctor. Sanlang made it very clear. Don't call the prince like that, let alone so many gifts. You just need to know that he is a miserable child and an affectionate child. He is our Sanlang, your determination, and everyone's meditation monk. That's enough." Zaodan said with a smile.

"Okay, Zaodan, I understand what you said. We are all equal before God. I also agree with such equality. However, like Dangding, I also want to see Taiwan, so my time with you will not be as short as half a year. Maybe we will become lifelong friends. Fat is smiling and has made up his mind to go to Taiwan with Cixuan and others. No longer go back to Dongzhi, which made him sad.

"Fat doctor, is that true? I'm really not the prince of the Ming Dynasty!" Cixuan asked with a complicated mood.

"Yes, in fact, I have thought so since the day Delis and Dumb left us. Dongzhi is really my sad place. My friend died here, my house collapsed, and the whole city was destroyed. I have to get out of here. I would like to go to Taiwan, which is called a beautiful island by Westerners. In addition, Zaodan and Feng Qi, you should believe in fate. I am predestined to you. Although we only spent a few days together, we experienced life and death together. You, like me, are sad for the loss of Delis and Dumb, which is a deep friendship for friends. Fat said with a smile.

"Even if you don't regard me as your own, then I will be responsible for Feng Qi's body. Yes, I can cure his illness within half a year, but to go to Taiwan, you have to cross the vast ocean. The climate at sea is likely to make his kidney disease and rheumatism recur. Only my care can make him cross the vast ocean healthily. Fatty continued with a smile.

"Fat doctor, that's a good point. We all believe in you. We will treat you as our own. From now on, we will be friends of life and death!" Ci Xuan said sincerely.

"Yes, fat doctor, we know that you are also an intentional person. We will treat you as our own, and we also need your care. Zaodan said.

"Then I want to ask Feng Qi, do you welcome me to join you?" Fat said with a smile and half jokingly.

"Of course. Even if it's not for my illness, I hope you can join us." Feng Qi said with a smile.