Chapter 15 Raise the placenta

The patrolman shook off the young man's hand and looked at him with a contemptuous look: "Why, can't you, you toad want to eat swan meat? Humph! Don't pee and take photos by yourself. Do you deserve it?

"Kid, don't blame us for not warning you in advance. Don't do anything illegal and disciplinary in Nanming City, or our brother will not be polite to you anymore!" The leader stared at the young man fiercely and led him away.

After the patrol left, the owner of the store was also ready to go back to the store. Unexpectedly, the young man pestered him again: "Boss, you must know the girl just now, right?"

"Of course I know her. There is no one in Nanming City who doesn't know her." After all, the store owner opens the door to do business. Although he doesn't like this kind of scholar who looks a little arrogant and even has some insanity, after all, he is well dressed and does not look humble.

"Please be sure to tell me, what is the girl's name? Where do you live? Can you get married?"

The shopkeeper was laughed at by the young man's three questions. He shook his head with a smile and said, "Young man, although I don't know how your family is, I still advise you not to hit this girl."

"You just need to answer my three questions just now." With that, the young man took out a small money bag from his arms. He shook the money bag in front of the store owner, "Every time you answer me a question, I will give you ten gold!"

The store owner hesitated for a moment and nodded, "Okay, it's a deal!" That girl's name is Xiaolian. She is the sister-in-law of our king, and her status is extremely noble. Moreover, the most important thing is that she already has a marriage contract, and the man is the general Ling Tong.

The young man soon looked lonely after hearing this. Since he first saw Xiaolian, at that moment, he felt that his whole soul had taken off, and his whole body fell into a state of sluggishness, so that Xiaolian greeted him and he did not respond. It's not that the young prince has never seen a beautiful woman, and Xiaolian's beauty is only superior among the women he has ever been, not stunning. However, sometimes, feelings are not completely measured by appearance. The young man himself doesn't know where he likes Xiaolian, but there is a strong impulse in his heart that makes him want to approach her in every way.

"Wait, you just said that she just had a marriage contract, and the man was Ling Tong?" The young man suddenly realized something and hurriedly confirmed with the store owner.

"That's right." The store owner nodded.

"Venixed! If that person is Ling Tong, there is still hope!" With that, the young man took out a gold ingot from his purse and threw it to the shopkeeper. "Tell me where she lives, and I'll give you the rest of the gold!"

Half an hour, Lin Dao Mansion.

Xiaolian is reporting some recent developments of the Chamber of Commerce to Lin Dao. The so-called chamber of commerce is a chamber of commerce established by Lin Dao after consultation by gathering most of the merchants of some families in Nanming City. The existence of the Chamber of Commerce is a good opportunity for the major merchants in Nanmingcheng and brings them a new look.

At this time, the new housekeeper knocked on the doorpost outside the hall.

"Housekeeper Li, what's the matter?" This housekeeper Li was recruited by Xiaolian after Ling Zhong left.

"Two masters, a scholar outside the door, asked to see the young lady."

"A scholar?" Lin Dao looked at Xiaolian and asked, "Is it your friend?"

Xiaolian shook her head and said, "I've never had such a friend. Maybe some annoying people. Housekeeper Li, just say that I'm not here."

"Yes." Butler Li turned around and left.

"Wait!" Lin Dao stopped Butler Li and said with a smile, "Anyway, there is extra time now. Why don't you invite this scholar to come in and sit for a while? If you have some ability, you might as well try to see if you can recruit. Now, for Wang Ting, the most lacking thing is talent.

Housekeeper Li looked at Xiaolian. After all, for him, Xiaolian is his master, because his monthly salary is paid by Xiaolian. Seeing Xiaolian nodding, Butler Li turned around and left.

Soon, Housekeeper Li came in with a young scholar and an equally young scholar. As soon as the scholar entered the hall, he came straight to Xiaolian, as if there was only Xiaolian in his eyes. The young scholar walked close to Xiaolian, saluted, and said with a smile, "I just said goodbye to the young lady. In these two quarters of an hour, I only feel that there are a hundred years, no, it's as long as a thousand years!"

Xiaolian and Lin Dao looked at each other and felt that they had encountered a psychopath.

"You..."

"Miss, you don't need to speak. Please let me guess. If I guess right, it means that you and I are predestined. Miss Fang's name is Xiaolian, isn't it?

The corners of Xiaolian's mouth twitched slightly and nodded dullly. She really couldn't express her current emotions with words. If she could express it with actions, she would definitely kick the good-to-grut scholar in front of her.

"Is this the lady's mansion? And this should be your lord."

"I'll do it! Ouyang, do it!" Lin Dao immediately scolded, "Is my brother so old? Anyway, I also look like Yushu Linfeng and Pan'an, and a pear flower pressed begonia! Boy, do you have long eyes?"

The young man was very respectful to Xiaolian, but he had a nostrils to Lin Dao. Hearing Lin Dao's words, he directly threw it over: "A walking corpse like you is indeed a pear flower."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with this sentence of the young man. Pear flower does mean "old man". Although this is the Three Kingdoms period, some of the rhymes in ancient China are still the same. This sentence "a pear flower presses begonia" is a teasing poem from Su Dongpo. Song Dynasty lyricist Zhang Xian married an 18-year-old young woman at the age of 80, so Su Dongpo wrote a poem to satirize: "Eighteen brides and eighty men, pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin duck is covered with two nights, and a tree of pear blossoms presses the begonia"

A pear flower pressed begonia refers to "old cow eating tender grass". The pear blossoms are white, while the begonia is bright red and delicate, implying that a white-haired old man marries a girl. Among them, the word "press" is used cleverly and ambiguously.

"Damn it! When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw you away and raise the placenta? People like you waste air alive and occupy land when they die!" Lin Dao became angry. The young man's arrogant and self-righteous bad face made Lin Dao want to beat him directly into a pig's head.

"Hmm, does my existence make you feel very oppressive? Do you want to bow down? What is Yushu Linfeng, handsome and handsome? I am a role model!" The young man turned his head and continued to stare at Xiaolian. He immediately changed into a sincere expression and said, "Miss Xiaolian, I know that your fiance is Ling Tong. This man is extremely obscene and often goes in and out of the brothel. He may have contracted willow disease. I think you'd better marry me."

Xiaolian didn't want Lin Dao to be so angry, but smiled slightly and said in a very peaceful tone, "This young man, look at your jade tree facing the wind, handsome, romantic, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, must be the best among human scum, beasts among beasts. And according to my observation, you must be short of milk and love when you grow up; your left face is not twitching, and your right face is not kicking; the donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Son, you are born with a cucumber. You owe it! Just like you, I want to marry you. Now I throw you into the pit, and the pit can vomit!"

"Good!" Lin Dao didn't expect Xiaolian's eloquence to be so good, so he immediately got up and applauded!

"Miss Xiaolian, I'm really..." The young man was scolded by Xiaolian, but he couldn't say anything. He immediately blushed and couldn't speak.

"Butler!"

"Miss." Housekeeper Li hurried up. After getting along with each other for a period of time, Housekeeper Li knew that Xiaolian was already angry.

"Wor-off!"

"Yes."

"Also, don't let this strange kind into the house in the future."

"Yes." Butler Li looked at the young man and whispered, "Your son, you'd better leave with me."

When the young man saw Xiaolian turn his head, he knew that he seemed to make her angry. However, he is not the kind of thin-skinned person. If he is really thin-skinned, I'm afraid he has gone thousands of miles underground. The young man straightened his mind, took a few steps back, bowed to Xiaolian and Lin Dao and said, "You two, you have offended me just now. Please forgive me if you offend me."

Lin Dao suddenly smiled and smiled happily. He looked at the young man and said, "You boy, you just need to clean up. By the way, you haven't said what your name is since you came in.

Hearing Lin Dao mention his name, the young man was naturally narcissistic and even proud. He raised his chin slightly and said loudly, "In the Lower Plain!"

Naturally, Xiaolian had never heard of the name of Youheng, so she was at a loss. When Youheng saw Xiaolian's expression, she was quickly discouraged. Only Lin Dao clapped his hand and smiled, "It turns out that you are the super bitch, plus schizophrenic Youheng."

In fact, Lin Dao is also quite cheap-mouthed.

You Heng is known as a madman in the history of the Three Kingdoms. Speaking of which, You Heng is also a graceful figure, but it's a pity that this person's mouth is too cheap! When he saw who scolded him, he was more angry than the angry youth, as if the whole society was sorry for him. He first scolded Cao Cao Cao, and then Cao Cao gave him to Liu Biao. After receiving it, he scolded Liu Biao, and Liu Biao gave it to Huang Zu. Unlike Cao Cao and Liu Biao, Huang Zu is a rough man. He can't stand You Heng's cheap mouth. As a result, he cut off You Heng like killing a dog.

Your life is like a coffee table full of cups and utensils.

Obviously, no matter how talented this kind of person is, in everyone's eyes, he is a mouse shit. Even the old farmer who fertilizes thinks he is too thin! However, Lin Dao is different. On the other hand, he sees the advantages of You Heng, which is paranoia! Lin Dao now has a department that needs such a person very much. This department is called the court!

You Heng is a madman. If you want to recruit him, the first thing is to completely attack his inner arrogance and absolute self-confidence.

Lin Dao looked at You Heng with a smile on his face. You Heng couldn't help but feel sad. Lin Dao's eyes were really thief.

"You Heng, looking at your appearance, do you seem to want my little sister very much?" Lin Dao laughed.

Hearing this, You Heng immediately arched his hand to Lin Dao: "It turned out to be my uncle!"

"Don't! It's not so random for you to recognize marriage. First of all, I only have such a sister, and she also has a marriage contract first.

"Well, such a character as Ling Tong is not worthy of Miss Xiaolian!" For Ling Tong, You Heng is disdainful from the bottom of his heart.

"Oh, so, you are more capable than Ling Tong?"

"How can the light of rice compete with the bright moon!" Youheng stood with his hands on his hands and put on an arrogant posture.