Chapter 10 Pop Songs

Green silk. Jade body. On the straight steamed bun, two red cherries jump. Someone smashed his saliva and muttered, "The front and back are upturned, the legs are long, and the beautiful bubbles!" A trace of crystal ** pulled out spider silk from the corners of the mouth. The nasal cavity is hot, two ** flow out, stick out your tongue and lick on your lips, which is a little salty. Raise your hand and wipe it, and the back of your hand is bright red and dazzling.

"Damn it! I have a nosebleed!" Yue Qianchou shouted strangely. Who..." There was a scream by the pool. Qu Ping'er, who had just stretched out her feet to go into the water, was so scared that she panicked when she heard someone talking. She hurriedly picked up her clothes and hid behind the stone tablet.

"It's so big that it was found. What's wrong with my nosebleeds at this time? Hurry up and run!" Yue Qianchou smiled bitterly in his heart. Without saying a word, he turned his head and ran to the mountain. Unfortunately, it didn't run far. A white shadow flashed over her head, and the crayed Qu Pinger stopped in front of her.

"Shut!" The bright long sword came out of its sheath and was put on Yue Qianchou's neck. Qu Pinger's eyes were angry, and she could see at a glance that this person had no cultivation. He was completely an ordinary person, but he was wearing the clothes of Qingguang Sect. She shouted in a trembling voice, "Who are you?"

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. The nine generations of disciples of Qingguang Sect are sad. It's my own people, my own people. The girl was on fire. Yue Qianchou was really afraid that she would be impulsive, so she quickly explained.

The shy and angry Qu Ping'er was slightly stunned, and the waste material leaped over the name of the Qingguang Sect. Everyone knew that, and naturally she had heard it. Unexpectedly, it was this person. It is impossible for mortals to go to Qingguang Mountain. Seeing that he has no cultivation, he will know that what he said is true after a little thought.

Look at the cheap appearance of the man smiling in front of him, especially the nosebleed on his face. Qu Ping'er really wanted to stab him through with a sword, and dared to peek at herself in the shower. It was simply shameless and indecent. But this man is his own uncle in terms of generation. Although he hates it, he dares not do it. Waste is waste, and it doesn't matter as long as they don't mind. But if you dare to attack your uncle, the rules of Qingguang Sect are not vegetarian, nor can Qu Ping'er bear it.

Thinking that she was naked and seen by this hooligan, but she was helpless, Qu Ping'er trembled with anger. Of course, if she complains to the sect, Yue Qianchou can't take care of it. But will she do this? In the era of strict etiquette, this matter has been announced, which is tantamount to ruining her innocence. I'm afraid that my love will never look at her again. Qu Ping'er gritted her teeth and said, "What did you see?"

"Don't be impulsive. Impulsive is the devil!" The sword was on her neck, and the girl's hands trembled fiercely. Yue Qianchou was really afraid of her. She comforted her first, and then replied, "I really didn't see you take off your clothes... Er!" You can't slap yourself in the mouth, pig! Since you haven't seen it, how do you know that they have taken off their clothes? Isn't it exciting? Sure enough...

"What did you say?" Qu Ping'er roared almost hysterically. With a pain in his neck, Yue Qianchou felt that the blade had cut into the skin and hurriedly said, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"

Quiet, the two of them maintained this posture and stood there motionless. Wrong, Yue Qianchou didn't dare to move. He looked at Qu Ping'er pitifully, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, and prayed for mercy from the butcher's knife.

For a long time, Qu Pinger's face was cold, and words popped out of her pink lips one by one: "Despicable, shameless, dirty, scum, scum, hooligan, beast!" After saying that, he kicked in the chest of Yue Qianchou. Shit!" The latter screamed and rolled down the mountain.

"The peony flowers die, and being a ghost is also romantic. Which bastard said that? Damn it! You have the guts to really try it." He hummed sadly lying in a pile of thorns. It took a long time to get up unbearably. Looking up, the tigress has gone. It hurt everywhere on his body, and he pulled out the thorns one by one and swayed back.

"Who did it?" Hao Sansi asked in a low voice, and his face was pale and scary. Usually, everyone looks down on their apprentice, and they also know that it is normal to be sarcastic. Who is an apprentice is really too that? But dare to do it to your apprentice, hey hey! Could it be that you really think that you, the elder of Qingguang Sect, can't do it!

"I accidentally rolled down the mountain. It's none of anyone else's business." Yue Qian grinned sadly. He said.

"Hey hey! Footprints on the chest, sword wounds on the neck, can this also be thrown out? Hao Sansi sneered, grabbed the apprentice's hand and dragged him out, "Take me to the Qingguang Hall and find the head to argue with me."

"Wait!" Yue Qianchou shouted loudly. How dare he go to the Qingguang Hall, so he can't be driven down the mountain. Thinking that the master was not an old-fashioned person, he then told the story with a wry smile. In fact, he doesn't want to say it! This is not an honorable thing. If you don't say it, it won't work! Look at the old man's face so dark that he can bite people to death. Of course, one thing is particularly emphasized. He didn't mean to see the beautiful woman undressing.

"Uh..." Hao Sansi, who grabbed the apprentice's hand, was dull, and the muscles on his face twitched. Suddenly, he lost his anger and said for a long time, "You deserve it!"

"Master! Whether you deserve it or not, help me pull out the thorns on my back first!"

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After one night, Yue Qianchou suddenly found that his sore body had recovered. The good one did not even have any scars, and the blue and swollen pig's head recovered as before. I can't help but praise that Qingguangzong is really a blessed place in the world. Not only is he full of aura, but he is so fast to heal his wounds, and it is not in vain to come all the way. He walked around the yard a few times and moved his muscles and bones. It's just that the master's eyes seem to be a little strange!

As the saying goes, if you have a good scar and forget the pain, it means that people like Yue Qianchou. In the past few days, I always feel that the scenery of the Forbidden Water Pool is good. If I have nothing to do, I will go there and shake it. My self-comfort is to see the white fox. What the hell is in my mind?

The sunset is infinitely good, but it's almost dusk. Looking at the sunset, Yue Qianchou returned home from the back of the mountain in disappointment. With sarcastic eyes and words along the way, he had long been mentally prepared. Using the sentence of his previous life, 'as long as you come out to fool around, there is no way not to be stabbed', which was changed by him to 'as long as you come out and walk, there is no irony'. I have been used to it for a long time.

It didn't matter. He passed by a pair of female disciples. Hearing their words, he was so shocked that he almost dropped his chin. No, to be precise, it should be a song.

If he heard it correctly, the two of them just sang: "I'm a fox waiting for a thousand years, waiting for a thousand years of loneliness." It seems that even the tone is the same. It's not my ear problem! How is this possible? Yue Qianchou took out his ears and must be hallucinating.

"When I love you, you are as poor as washing the cold window and studying hard. When you leave you, you are nominated for the wedding candles." Someone was singing behind him, and his voice roared loudly, especially the word 'and candle in the bridal chamber', which sounded like two men singing in chorus. Although he was out of tune, Yue Qianchou was sure that it was the song he taught to the white fox. Turning around, two familiar faces came towards him.

One person laughed and said, "Yo! My uncle is here! We haven't heard the song we sang, have we? This is a song written by our uncle Qu Ping'er, which is very popular in Qingguangzong.

Another person laughed and said, "Just talk nonsense, my uncle doesn't have any friends here. Where can I listen to it?" The two of them left laughing and continued to sing the song that was out of tune.

"Songs written by Uncle Qu Ping'er! Who is Qu Ping'er? Damn it! Obviously, it was brought by me, how dare you infringe, damn it!" Yue Qianchou scolded secretly and shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly. He guessed who entered the grotto and heard the white fox's song.

You can hear a lot of people singing the same song along the way. Yue Qianchou was a little numb. When he returned to the yard, he was a little embarrassed to see that the master was making a barbecue in person. During this period, I didn't do my job. I haven't been filial to my master for a long time, and I actually forced the master, who has always been lazy, to do it himself. He walked to the master, picked up the wine jug on the table, and said with a smile, "Master, you have a rest. I'll come!"

"I am a fox who has been practicing for thousands of years, and I have been lonely for thousands of years..." Hao Sansi nodded and let go of it for his apprentice. Yue Qianchou, who was drinking, was a little surprised. The master seemed to be singing. When he heard what he was singing, "Um...fu!" The wine in his mouth didn't hold back, and he immediately sprayed it on the master's face.

One old and one young, four eyes opposite each other, as dull as a wooden chicken!