The scum of the real world

Chapter 484 Always Hungry

, Hou Yi shot the sun, but it turned out to be Hou Yi. Yue Qianchou kept muttering to himself, and his expression was in a trance.

He thinks that he didn't read much in his previous life. But he is familiar with the well-known Houzhen shooting of the sun. This kind of mythical story. Usually, it's rare to even think about it, but now I heard someone say that the queen shoots the sun in another different world. What is the connection between the two? He now has the illusion that he can't tell whether it was in his previous life or this life. Zhutou said without looking back, "It's a god named Nose shooting the sun. I don't know if it's really called. You won't tell me again that you know the true god who shoots the sun, will you?"

Yue Qianchou didn't hear what he said at all, but still muttered: "It's actually the back nose shooting the sun

He suddenly turned around and was a little surprised to see him like this. After listening, I found that he kept saying this sentence over and over again. Nong Zhu's eyes narrowed slightly. He didn't know what he was thinking. His slender fingers knocked on the rattan chair to disturb him. Quietly wait for him to come back to his senses"

However, this is the top of the room on the moon, and the stars are dotted with the night sky. Suddenly, the sad "quat" sound of an old dove passed through the air, and Yue Qianchou shuddered and came to his senses. He subconsciously looked up at the old dove flying over the bright moon. His eyes fell on the old moon, and it was difficult to move again. Suddenly, "Auntie" popped out of his Two words.

Then he shouted "wow" again, reached out and grabbed the bamboo on the rattan chair, directly grabbed the clothes on the bamboo chest, picked up the bamboo, and asked excitedly, "Does the queen god have a wife called aunt?"

He was a little confused. Unexpectedly, he was arrested by him like this. He was so crazy that he had nothing to say. He directly said, "I'm your baby."

"What do you mean?" Yue Qian was stunned. He slowly calmed down.

The bamboo immediately scolded, "Son of a bitch, don't let go. I'll let you hold chopsticks with your feet in the future, and you'll know what it means."

"Er, Yue Gan was shocked when he came to his senses. He quickly let go and looked around, only to find that it was already dark. He immediately said in astonishment, "Why is it suddenly dark?"

"Son of a bitch, when you think of other people's wives, you think of the dark, and you are too embarrassed to ask me to make me angrily and say, "He ***, how dares to do anything to me. I haven't suffered such a loss for a thousand years. If it hadn't been for that Ruyi Dan. For the face, I'll let you know why it's so dark today.

Yue Qianchou's head is still a little tingy now. He only listened to the front, but did not listen to the back. I can't figure it out. He asked, "Do I miss someone else's wife?" No! I haven't thought about other people's wives

He opened his mouth. Today, he was unlucky and didn't bother to care about it. He said feeble, "You said that the wife of the nose god is often hungry. The ghost knows what you are crazy about."

"Are you really a wife? Hungry often? Yue Qian was stunned, and then quacked excitedly, "That's right. No, it's wrong. Shit, why is it so hard to talk to you? The wife in the back nose is called Auntie, Auntie's Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, do you understand?"

What he said was effort-taking. It was hard to hear the bamboo, and his eyes were a little stiff, and he was almost stunned again. No matter how much he is, he scolds first and then says, "B son of a bitch, what a mess has been said. Are you talking about human language?"

Yue Qianchou didn't care and asked excitedly, "No matter what he said, as long as he can understand it. Have you ever heard of Auntie?

I can understand it, that's what the hell! The bamboo was speechless again, rubbed his face with both hands, and said decently, "Mian'e is the emperor"

"Of course, it's the wife with the back nose! Yue Qianchou's eyes are shining.

He rolled his eyes and roared, "The wife of Hou Yi is none of my business."

"Didn't you say that the wife of the nose god is often hungry? Let me correct it. It should be called Auntie. Since you can say it, you must have heard of it. Tell me about it. Yue Qianchou said eagerly. The feeling of being in the past and present life is uncomfortable, and I suddenly found the traces of the intersection of the two worlds at a certain point, that feeling! It's quite exciting to meet an old friend in a foreign country.

"I'm your sucker.

" The bamboo couldn't help bursting out again, poking at Yue Qianchou's chest and said, "Is there something wrong with your brain! Obviously, you told me that the wife of the god Yi was called Chang Hungry, but why did it become what I said again?

"Hey! Don't admit it! I heard what you said in both ears. I immediately patted my chest and said, "You just need to tell me the hungry thing you know. I will never go back on my word when I give you a "seven-headed elixir"

"Uh-huh" Zhu was stunned. I thought to myself, is there really something wrong with this boy's brain? Don't worry about it. Let's get a elixir first. If there is really a problem, let Bi Changchunzhi go. He also turned his eyes and nodded and said, "Yes! The wife of the nose god is often hungry. That's what I said. Give me the elixir." Saying "

"What's the hurry!" Yue Nian was so happy that he asked unscrupulously, "First of all, tell me how you know that you are always hungry."

"Bullshit! If I could know the ability to teach the god's wife to be hungry, I would still stand here and talk nonsense with you. Nong Zhu looked a little solemn. He stared at Yue Qianchou and said, "Isn't there really something wrong with your brain?"

"Hey! I said I was in a hurry. Yue Qianchou said sincerely, "I mean, I want you to tell me what legends the real god and her wife are often hungry."

Think about it, a god who can shoot the sun. What legend can he and his wife have?

Afraid that he couldn't think of it, Yue Qianchou raised his finger to the bright moon and reminded him, "The legend of constant hunger and the moon, there is a palace on the moon. What's the name of it?"

Nongzhu also wanted to make up a legend casually. He fooled a pante first. When he reminded him, he suddenly had two big heads. After a pause, he hesitated and said, "Moon Palace?"

"It's wrong." Yue Qianchou waved his hand and reminded again: "There are three words in total. The first word is "Guang" with "Guang, word, think about it again." Bring a wide character? The bamboo in the middle of the god is now full of questions. He looked at the dementia on the moon's face, and then tried weakly to answer, "Guangyue Palace? Guangming Palace? The vast palace? Guangyuanyu..."

After a large number of palaces came out, Yue Qianchou shook his head and denied it one by one. His mouth was dry, and finally he couldn't help shouting, "You know what kind of palace it is, and you still ask me what I'm doing?" What kind of palace is it?

"Guanghan Palace!" After announcing the correct answer, Yue Qianchou asked again, "I often raised a small animal, and a tree was planted outside the Guanghan Palace. What kind of small animal does she raise? What kind of tree is that planted?

He opened his mouth, and then his expression twitched, and he poked his fingers trembling all over and said harshly, "Okay, you son of a bitch, how dare you fool me. Go to hell!" The bamboo suddenly woke up and intuitively thought. This boy is usually a ghost. How could he ask such a retarded question? When it was clear, he took a elixir as a cover to tease himself, but he leaned forward like a dog saw a bone.

"Suck" kicked out, "Ah!" Yue Qianchou let out a scream, and the man had flown into the flowers five or six meters away.

"Damn it! This flower has thorns!" The scream of Yue Qianchou immediately came out of the flowers: "Do bamboo. Why are you crazy? There's something wrong with your brain!"

"Is there something wrong with my brain?" He pointed to his nose, then pointed to the person who got up in the flowers, and said, "If you are crazy again, no problem will become a problem. You bastard! How dare you fool me? You don't want to live, do you?"

"Your mother's head, a lot of thorns, my ass!" A figure jumped out of the flowers. Under the moonlight. Yue Qianchou took a small step and scolded as he walked, "Dangzhu, wait and see. One day, I will throw you into the pile of thorns to enjoy enough."

"Hard-mouthed! I'll let you enjoy it now." The bamboo snorted coldly, and a teleportation came to his back. The lightning quickly kicked him directly on his buttocks.

"Ah!" Yue Qianchou screamed again, and his whole body was kicked up directly. He opened the door and rolled in, and the tables and chairs rolled over in it.

Zhang Peng and Hibiscus, who had been in tears for a long time in the room, quickly went over to help him up. He pointed to the bamboo with a sad and cracked his mouth. He wanted to curse, but when he thought that the good man did not suffer the losses in front of him, he couldn't beat him at all, and he forced a Zhang Peng, close the door!"

As soon as the door was closed, Yue Qianchou immediately ran to the bedroom, stripped off his clothes, ran naked to the bright place of the room, and stood in a large shape. He said, "Hibiscus, come and help me pull out the thorns. The old man is so cruel that he actually sealed me Dantian, and he

When the bamboo was kicked out for the first time, he had already brought dark strength and sealed his Dantian, otherwise he would not be able to hurt him with his cultivation in the Yuanying period.

It took a long time to remove the thorns. There is no problem with this injury, and he is not so weak. The key is the dark hand under his body, and Dantian was sealed to death. With Furong and Zhang Peng, they can't be untied at all. For the monks, if Dantian is sealed, his life will be in danger at any time. It seems that he is still required to raise his hand.

"Zhang Peng! Go and have a rest! I'm fine here." He dismissed Zhang Peng and comforted Furong a few words, so that she didn't have to worry. Yue Qianchou swam to the swing outside again. He looked at the rattan chair and stared at his sneering bamboo. He coughed awkwardly twice, pushed the rope and shook it up, and sighed, "Today's moonlight is good!"

"Hmm! It's good.

Do you want me to take you to Guanghan Palace to see you hungry? He sneered. H