Chapter 16 The idiot seems to be like this
Xia Luolin and others walked along the snack street and came to Sifang Street. Because Xinhua Street, Huangsan Lane, Qiyi Street, undoubtedly Lane, Chicken Selling Lane, etc. radiated from Sifang Street, and because it came to the central square, it was slightly square, so it was called Sifang Street.
"Is this the center of the ancient city? Good man," Chenchen looked at Sifang Street and asked curiously.
"I don't know, go and ask Sifang Street," Wu Duoduo replied expressionlessly,
"Ask Sifang Street?" Chenchen is puzzled.
"Chenchen, Duoduo means asking you to ask the sign with three big words of Sifang Street," Xia Luolin pointed to the big template with Sifang Street on the right and kindly reminded him.
"Can that template speak?" Morning is naive and shameful.
"Let's ask," Zhang Linan said, walking to the big template that said Sifang Street, put his ear to the big template, and called, "Hey, is Sifang Street there? Please answer when you hear what you say."
I don't know whether Zhang Linan did this intentionally or unintentionally. Once again, it attracted the curiosity of tourists and thought that there was something wrong with this young man? I couldn't help but take a look at such a handsome boy with sympathy. It's a pity that the bag is abnormal. His parents are really stupid. They know that there is something wrong with their child's head and let him play alone. Isn't he a fool? It was so discriminatory that I couldn't help but look at it again with sympathy.
Of course, Zhang Linan didn't know the thoughts of those tourists in the past. I guess he knew it. Maybe he would rush to argue and continue his childish behavior.
"Yuliang, you wait here, let's go first," Lin Yuwen suggested. This is really shameful. Although the tourists who come and go don't know each other, they may meet again, looking at the blue sky and white clouds.
"Yo, isn't this the poor fool's friend you just saw on Sifang Street? What a coincidence." This sentence is purely a brain-imagined dialogue of Lin Yuwen. Please don't take it seriously.)
"Yuliang has worked hard. Let's go to the front to explore the road," Xia Luolin once again patted Li Yuliang on the shoulder with sympathetic eyes, meaning.
"Go, Chenchen," Wu Duoduo reminded Chenchen. He didn't expect Zhang Linan to really ask, and he couldn't help scolding this idiot.
Chenchen was still in the clouds and didn't know what had happened. He was even more puzzled why they all looked at Yuliang sympathetically. Although they were confused, they still followed Wu Duoduo's footsteps in a daze.
About a minute later, and Zhang Linan finally gave up asking the template. At this time, he also noticed the eyes of the people around him, hummed and said disapprovingly, "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a handsome man?"
Everyone: I've seen it, but I haven't seen a stupid handsome man. It's really good. The parents of the stupid handsome man have worked hard. I'm deeply sorry for the slander you just now. In fact, it's not easy for you to have such a handsome son, but you are a fool. If it were us, I guess there will be problems with your heart, liver, lungs and kidney. Let's observe a collective silence for a second.
"Li Yuliang, why are you alone, what about the others?"
"When you were an idiot, their wallets were stolen and went to the public security bureau to call the police," Li Yuliang's face did not blush, his heart did not beat and his face was expressionless.
"Huh? Really? Isn't it a lie? Don't you fool me?" Zhang Linan was not sure and looked directly into the other party's eyes to find the flaw, but the other party that disappointed him was always a dead fish eye.
"Oh, by the way, by the way, I would like to inform you that if the police help us not find the thief, we can only sleep on the street, drink the northwest wind, and be psychologically prepared for tonight," Li Yuliang continued to be expressionless, but his heart had long been happy and shouted in his heart that this guy's reaction was so cute, as if to pinch I pinched his face, but still resisted it.
"Ha? No, I don't want it," Zhang Linan suddenly shouted. It was already very noticeable, but now the rate of turning back can be said to be 200 percent.
"No, there's nothing you can do," Li Yuliang shrugged his shoulders and continued to fool him.
"There is a mobile phone, right? You can ask for help," Zhang Linan suddenly thought. As for why he suddenly thought of it, it was very simple, because when he saw people with mobile phones around him on the phone, he suddenly thought of this method. Coincidentally...
"The phone is down."
"Downtime? How can it be so coincidental? However, my mobile phone doesn't seem to be shut down," Zhang Linan took out his mobile phone with the last glimmer of hope. At this time, eight words appeared on the mobile phone. The battery was too low and automatically shut down. Zhang Linan suddenly wanted to drop his mobile phone and couldn't help swearing, "fuck."
"Don't worry, there will always be a way. Even if you rob the bank, I won't let you become a stray dog and live on the street," Li Yuliang touched Zhang Linan's hair and smoothed Zhang Linan.
"Yuliang, you are so kind," Zhang Linan looked at Li Yuliang with emotion and did not hear the potential meaning in it at all, but he was moved at the previous moment and began to explode at the next moment...
"Vio, have you asked the result?" Xia Luolin and the others visited the surrounding area and asked knowingly.
" Lin~~~~~~ Did the thief catch it?" Zhang Linan held Xia Luolin's hand excitedly and asked with hope.
"Thief?" Xia Luolin didn't know why. He turned his head and looked at Li Yuliang, who wanted to laugh and endure it. He looked clear, but he was slandered in his heart and was not afraid of internal injury.
"Why do you want to catch the thief?" Xia Luolin just wanted to answer that there were no thieves, but he was taken a step ahead by Chenchen, so that he continued to fool him.
"Why, why, do you want to catch, small, steal," Zhang Linan repeated Chenchen's words word by word, and then looked at these people calmly, "So where have you been?"
"We're just going shopping," Wu Duoduo explained. He didn't want to be laughed at as a fool.
"Li, Yu, Liang, go to hell," Zhang Linan was so angry that he stared at Li Yuliang and gritted his teeth. Is it fun to play him? I suddenly felt very wronged.
"Yu Liang, what did you say to the virgin? How could he be so angry?" Lin Yuwen is puzzled
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you," Li Yuliang ignored Lin Yuwen and sincerely apologized. If he knew that he would be so angry, he would not have made such a joke.
"This is called self-reliance. Let's go to the ancient city. I heard that the evening is the most lively time," Xia Luolin suggested.
"Well, in front of Sifang Street, opposite Qiyi Street, there are all bars. We can go to the bar at night and feel the atmosphere of the local bar," Wu Duoduo agreed.
"Wow, I think it's good," Zhang Linan ignored Li Yuliang and looked forward to it.
"I think so too," Chenchen also looked forward to it.
"Then let's visit the ancient city first and go to the bar in the evening," Lin Yuwen suggested.
"OK," everyone agreed, completely ignoring Li Yuliang's existence, and even had no chance to speak.
Xia Luolin walked straight from the door to the rainy day. Going straight ahead is Mufu, which is said to be the shooting place of the TV series Mufu.
"Walking down the way, I found that there were many filming places for TV series," Chenchen looked excited.
"What is the shooting place of King Qian, the shooting place for young people in Beijing, and the shooting place of Mufu, and now it is the shooting place of Longmen Dart Bureau, although some of them have not heard of it," Wu Duoduo sighed.
"Look, beauty," Zhang Linan suddenly shouted in surprise.
"Unfortunately, there are no beautiful women among us, but virgins, you can come forward and do it," Wu Duoduo suggested.
"Why?"
"Aren't you Yuliang's wife? You are so handsome, which is equivalent to being a beauty," Wu Duoduo explained and took the opportunity to make fun of it.
"Well, Duoduo is right," everyone nodded in agreement.
"Get out!" Zhang Linan pretended to be angry and walked forward. When he left, he did not forget to take a look at Li Yuliang's reaction. What kind of bitch is he doing? Obviously, he was very angry with others just now, and why does he care about his reaction? I thought of it impatiently.
"Wait for me," Li Yuliang shouted deliberately.
"Get out, shameless, who is your wife!" Although Zhang Linan said so, the corners of his mouth unconsciously bent a wide range. I guess he didn't even notice that he was in an extremely happy mood now.
"Yuliang is so thick-skinned that he is disliked by virgins, and he can still be so happy," Lin Yuwen sighed.
"Wow, I'm looking for the boss's wife. If only I were looking for the boss," Wu Duoduo suddenly saw the sign of the boss's wife hanging in front of a store and sighed.
"Are you going to recruit the boss? Duoduo," Xia Luolin asked.
"How come, I'm just sighing."
"I heard that Lijiang is the capital of sexual encounters and can be polygamous," Chenchen added.
"Really?" Wu Duoduo asked excitedly.
"Really, that's what the locals in Lijiang told me," Chenchen nodded affirmatively.
"Then I have decided," Wu Duoduo decided to make a major decision.
"How much do you want to move your household registration?" Charlotte said uncertainly.
"You really know me, Luo Lin."
"We have also guessed," Lin Yuwen's black line, you don't have to think about it.
"Really, I thought there would be some mystery," Wu Duoduo curled his lips.
"Yes, at least I didn't guess," Chenchen comforted.
"Chenchen, you are so kind, marry me," Wu Duoduo said half jokingly.
"Huh? Ah?" Chenchen's face became very red, which was so shocking.
"Get out! Chenchen is such a simple child that he can't be stained by you." Lin Yuwen's flower protector generally stood in front of Chenchen, while Xia Luolin nodded with approval.
The whole ancient city was full of their laughter. Perhaps the tourists around were also infected by the happiness of the six handsome big boys in front of them, and the whole ancient city became extremely active.
Tourists can't help sighing that it's good to be young.
"Nima Tibetan crafts, this name is really good," Lin Yuwen praised.
"It's quite good," everyone nodded in agreement.
You will definitely be curious about why this name is called, so let our special reporter Xia Luolin follow up for you.
"Action," Lin Yuwen served as the director.
"Hm, everyone, as you can see, the name of this handicraft is Nima Tibetan handicrafts. In my understanding, it certainly does not mean scolding. Tibetan means sun. I guess that's what it means. We can interview the owner of this store on the spot," Special Notes Xia Luolin stood in front of the store and explained.
Zhang Linan and others acted as the current audience and followed the special reporter.
"Hello, boss, we are curious about the name of your store and entangled about it. We finally decided to interview you. If you don't mind, can you tell us and the current audience friends?" Charlotte rushed to the microphone with a bottle of water and handed it to the boss, but the boss was very happy. Accepted and explained happily.
Everyone's voice: Boss, you are a hidden comedian, right?
Boss: "#¥%%%......%."
"I'm sure that the audience will wonder what the boss is saying, so let me explain it to everyone, as I said, it's a curse." Xia Luolin added that just after the report, the audience at the scene began to object, as well as more objections to the loss of bottles, vegetables and so on.
"Because the audience's mood is too cold, I'd like to correct it here. It's not to curse. Everyone, Dan Ding, virgin, what are you talking about? Do you hurt? Let Li Yuliang comfort you, "Because the scene was too chaotic, the reporter accidentally misinterpreted the meaning of the audience at the scene. I got the more frozen mood and began to throw things around, so that there was the following scene.
"We should take care of the environment and don't litter garbage. Bottles and other prohibited items. It's not good to hit the surrounding flowers and plants. Whose socks are these?" Because the reporter is too talkative, I don't know who the audience has lost a stinky sock on the reporter, so that the reporter roared and was roared by the reporter. , the audience at the scene just settled down a little.
"As the audience in front of the TV saw, the scene was so chaotic. This is the end of this report. I'm your special reporter Xia Luolin. See you next time." Reporter Xia Luolin used his last breath and finished the ending. At the end, he did not forget to reflect the children who were watching before the TV festival. "Children in front of the TV, don't learn from these unqualified big brothers. We should take care of the environment. Don't throw your socks indiscriminately. You can only throw them into the trash can. Garbage should be sorted. Deal with @##¥%%¥¥¥."
Once again attracted the current audience's frozen mood, and once again began to throw away the things in their hands, without forgetting to introduce themselves.
"Hmp, everyone, I'm Chenchen, the audience at the scene."
"The audience in front of the TV set, I am Zhang Linan, who is romantic, handsome and handsome. When the car sees a flat tire and the flowers wither," Zhang Linan said, and deliberately threw a wink eye.
"ibid., Wu Duoduo."
"Again, Li Yuliang."
At this time, a group of female tourists passing by were fascinated, causing more chaos in the scene.
"The reporter chirps and speaks alien language, and the inexplicable audience, and a group of viewers who are fascinated by the inexplicable audience. Children may feel very annoyed. Let's deal with it now. Clean the TV screen and don't pollute your eyes. We will see you next time. " Director Lin Yuwen couldn't bear to decide to appear on the silver screen to end the farce.
The following is a picture of a river crab. Children who are not yet an adult should accompany their parents to watch it.