Chapter 14 Functions of the condom 3
[Ask for a recommendation ticket in the morning, ask for a collection]
Guo Daliang couldn't help showing a joking smile: "Xiao Du, you are openly digging the corner of socialism. ( This book is reprinted on Shilu Literature Network)"
Du Yufeng started the engine and retorted, "Mr. Guo, I'm not happy with what you said. I'm supporting the national family planning policy. Why don't I plant a grain of millet in spring and harvest ten thousand in autumn? I can't pay the fine alone in my life!" One sentence amused everyone in the car.
Zhu Chuan said with a smile, "Exaggerate, Du can really exaggerate. If you can harvest ten thousand pieces in autumn, I will eat both condoms."
Zhang Yang, who did not miss the opportunity, said, "Are you going to braised or stewed?"
A car of people laughed, and Zhu Chuan blushed, saying to himself that Director Xiao Zhang really had no morals.
Dong Kaizheng smiled and said, "Du So, I don't want to exaggerate now. Although your body is strong, I don't think you may be strong in some aspects."
Du Yufeng was not happy to hear it: "I said, Lao Dong, you can despise my personality, but you can't despise my personality. I'm still very strong in terms of sex..." This man really has a sense of humor. The key point is to deliberately prolong the pronunciation, so that Guo Daliang's mouthful of the water he just drank was sprayed on the front window.
Men's enthusiasm for sexual topics is a common phenomenon. Once it comes to this aspect, the distance between them quickly pulls up a lot, but Zhang Yang is still a child in the eyes of others. Obviously, he does not have much say in these matters.
The little bread slowly drove on the Panshan Highway, and Du Yufeng opened the chatter again: "Mr. Guo, I said, the road in our village should also be repaired. There are potholes everywhere, and there are car accidents every year."
Guo Daliang sighed, "The financial situation in the countryside is tight. Besides, after the Qingtai Mountain Tunnel was completed, this old provincial road has become a child that no one cares about."
Du Yufeng also sighed: "Let's not talk about our Heishanzi Township, even the whole Chunyang County doesn't love our father and mother. Pinghai doesn't care about us, and Beiyuan doesn't care about us. It is said that it is the border between the two provinces. The geographical location is important, but in fact
Since he got on the mountain road, the road has been detoured and steep, and the little bread is in the mountains. On one side is a cliff, and on the other side is a steep rock. Dong Kaizheng dare not look out of the window, closed his eyes tightly, and his face changed slightly.
Zhu Chuan was also aroused. He smiled and said, "Speaking to this matter, I think of an allusion. When the Japanese devils invaded China, they attacked Chunyang County. When they wanted to fight forward, they asked that the front was Heishanzi Township and hurriedly chose to take a detour. Do you know why? Because there are many bandits in Heishanzi Township, even the Japanese devils are afraid, haha..." Zhu Chuan laughed, but he immediately found that no one else laughed, and closed his mouth with some embarrassment.
Guo Daliang leaned back: "That's because Montenegro is poor and there is nothing to grab."
Du Yufeng gritted his teeth and scolded: "The Japanese next to Mary, I was so angry when I heard the word Japan. If I catch up with the Anti-Japanese War, I will kill all the devils and rape the Japanese women!"
Guo Daliang pointed out with a smile: "Extreme! Xiao Du is too extreme!"
Usually, they are quite familiar with each other. In addition, when they come out of the township government, there are not so many scruples outside. Du Yufeng said this and feels that it is not enough: "I have to wear a condom to rape them. My things are expensive, and I won't give them a drop!"
Guo Daliang sprayed again and said breathlessly, "Look, look, how can you look like a policeman..."
Zhang Yang, who was sitting in the back seat, also laughed. Director Du was a person with a good personality.
Du Yufeng had to stop and wipe the car first. Deputy township head Guo sprayed the water mist on the windshield. It's a joke, but you must be careful when driving on the mountain road. There are 18 plates and 18 slow plates in front of it. There are few such dangerous places in China. Although Du Yufeng is an old driver, he I dare not be careless at all.
When parking and resting, several Happiness 250s passed by their cars. The traffic on the mountain was mainly through these motorcycles. Du Yufeng took his own red camellia. By the time of Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang did not smoke, and of course he did not take it.
After Du Yufeng lit the cigarette, he looked at Zhang Yang with a smile: "I said Director Zhang, I heard that you beat more than 40 people in Qinghe Village alone in the morning. This is the most awesome thing I heard when I came to Heishanzi Township."
Zhang Yang has been very low-key today, with a faint smile: "They are really too forceful."
Du Yufeng raised his thumbs up to Zhang Yang. He did not see the wonderful scene of Zhang Yang's one dozen forty-three with his own eyes. He was more or less skeptical about this matter, but it was a fact that Zhou Liangshun took all the villagers back to the police station. Du Yufeng checked several injuries, and the injuries Light injury, Du Yufeng and Zhou Liangshun usually have different faces and hearts. Zhou Liangshun can do superficial work, but Du Yufeng is a practical person. In terms of personality, he is introverted and extroverted, which is also completely different. Therefore, many hardships in the institute were assigned to Du Yufeng. Although Du Yufeng knew that Zhou Liang I don't want to stay in the institute. I'm usually annoyed with Zhou Liangshun.
"Why didn't you see Du when the police station went on a mission today?"
Du Yufeng smoked a cigarette hard and looked at the circling mountain in the distance and said, "Usually, I seldom stay in the countryside. Recently, there are often flying car parties near the tight 18 disks. The task was done. Let's rectify it, and the institute gave me the task."
"The Flying Car Party?" Guo Daliang also came over.
Du Yufeng threw the remaining cigarette butts on the ground and crushed them with his feet: "They are all a group of gangsters from Beiyuan. They have nowhere to vent their energy. They have taken a fancy to the terrain of 18 sets. Recently, they often come here to race. At the end of last year, one of them fell to death. The I squatted around here almost all month last month. Who would have thought that these grandchildren had changed their nature and didn't see anyone for a whole month.
Everyone laughed at the same time. Du Yufeng waved his hand: "Stop it, on the road, everyone should release water. Our car will drive to Shangqinghe Village."
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