Chapter 1 Crossing into a Pit Princess

Hebanxian, you are a two-handed person, and there is no discussion

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The bright moon hangs high, the evening wind blows gently, the sycamore shadow moves, the leaves are rustling, and the sound is silent.

The dim street light faintly sprinkled into the room through the glass window. ** Su Siman was dreaming of sweet dreams that he had finally found a job.

Alas, graduates are under a lot of pressure these days! Recently, I have been so annoyed by this matter that I have been squatting in the talent market for a day today, and I'm exhausted.

In the middle of the night, his eyes seemed to be stimulated by some strong light. Su Siman slowly opened his eyes and rubbed them with his hands. His eyes were sleepy and looked at the light spot in front of him with some doubt, which gradually flashed his own light. She followed the light source and seemed to come from her trousers pocket at the head of the bed. She was wondering and was surprised to find that the light and shadow gradually transformed into a human figure!

Shaking his head and blinking, the image of the white-bearded grandfather in the light and shadow was already very vivid. Su Siman pinched his thigh hard and shouted "Ouch" in pain. It turned out that it was not a dream!

"You...you..." Su Siman was so surprised that his tongue was knotted. Originally, he wanted to ask you if you were a ghost or a monster, but "you" didn't come out for a long time.

"Don't be afraid. I'm not a monster or a ghost. I'm a crane and half-immortal in the nine heavens." The old man seemed to see through her thoughts and answered happily.

"What...what are you looking for me for?" Su Siman huddled in the corner of the bed and trembled violently. He clenched the quilt to cover himself, revealing only a pair of big eyes of frightening and fear.

"Don't be afraid, child. I'm not here to ask for my life. Oh, don't shake." The immortals couldn't laugh or cry, "Don't be afraid. It's because you picked up my black jade Jue that I found you. I don't mean to hurt you. We call it fate. The fairy smiled kindly and shook the dust.

Hearing this, Su Siman was a little bold, raised his head, blinked his big eyes, and asked Hebanxian, "What's the matter with me?" At this time, my legs are not weak, my tongue is not knotted, and my mind is full of excitement. I didn't expect that the jade-like thing I picked up on the road today turned out to be a fairy. I won't be lucky this time, will I?

"Child, are you interested in time travel?" The crane half-fairy gently brushed his beard and asked with a smile, like an old fox. His smile was full of strong ** meaning.

"I'm interested!" Susman didn't want to blurt out.

"That's great! Our heavenly world is now holding a cross-travel speech contest, and now we are selecting participants, and you have been selected. The crane half fairy's face was full of smiles.

"Ah?" Su Siman opened her mouth and didn't react for a moment, "Through... Travel Speech Competition?"

"Well, it's called the after-wearing competition. Alas, now it is a peaceful and prosperous era. There has been no wind and waves in the heavenly world for thousands of years, and the immortals are also idle and bored. In order to find some fun, the Emperor of Heaven summoned the immortals to the Lingxiao Palace to discuss matters. Taibai Xingjun said that in recent years, the world has advocated time travel. Therefore, the Emperor of Heaven issued an edict and decided to hold a wear-travelling competition, which is round. Your mortal dream of traveling through time has also enriched the daily life of our immortals, which can be said to be perfect. Well, I was ordered to find the contestants. You are lucky, son. You are the first person to pick up my black jade. You have been selected.

"Really?! I want to travel!" Su Siman danced with excitement, smiled and approached Hebanxian and began to discuss, "Grandpa, since I'm the first player, can you make some conditions?"

"You said, I promise everything I can do." Hebanxian also replied with a smile.

"First, I want to be a princess! There should be a lot of beautiful men around!"

"Hmm." The crane half-fairy nodded.

"Second, I don't go to the Qing Dynasty. The hairstyle of the Qing Dynasty is too ugly."

"Hmm."

"Third, it's the easiest way to cross. There is no pain. If you crash, jump off a building and hit the high-voltage line, you will pull it down."

"Hmm."

"Fourth, I want to spend..."

"You've said too much. I'm still in a hurry to inform other players." He Banxian wiped his forehead and interrupted her decisively. "I have agreed to these four. Now I will send you there immediately. If you miss the time, you can't wear them. By the way, if you encounter any emergency, or want to withdraw from the game halfway, you can spell to find me. Generally, I'm free, unless I'm playing mahjong... Listen carefully, now I'll teach you, %@&%#@&¥&¥**@... Remember, it can only be used in critical moments! ......”

I only heard a thunder in the air, just between the lightning and flint, the voice of the crane half-fairy spread into his ears in a daze, and as Su Siman's gradually lax consciousness finally disappeared into chaos.

Consciousness finally slowly returned to his mind, and the spell that repeatedly appeared in his sleep could not be remembered at all with the clarity of consciousness.

Su Siman opened his eyes with great effort and didn't get up. He subconsciously touched the sheets. Oh, it's so slippery, as slippery as silk. It's not the soft touch of his room, and then look at the quilt covered on his body. Ah, it turned out to be satin fabric, which feels super good. Su Siman was excited and sat up from ** and looked at the antique layout in the room. Wow, it turned out that he really traveled through time!

Su Siman was so excited that he wanted to shout. He raised his hand and looked at it. The corners of his mouth suddenly froze before he smiled. Whose hand is this? Fat and white, it reminds people of the white lard, and this finger is so fat that you can't even see the bone joint. Su Siman suddenly lifted the quilt, and the first thing she saw was a large and oppressive belly, and the life buoys that could be seen clearly through her clothes were very layered.

I twisted my body with difficulty, came down from **, walked to the bronze mirror, and my head leaned forward. Oh, these two small eyes are the same as the sun that wanted to rush out of the horizon at dawn but could never break through the siege. Their eyes narrowed almost into a seam. How thick layer of fat must be piled on the eyelids to achieve this effect. Fruit!

Su Siman banged the bronze mirror back on the table in anger, and began to howl sadly and indignantly again. She couldn't help pounding the bed with her fleshy hand. After beating for a while, she felt too much pain, so she let go of her hand and began to pull her hair (for Mao can play such a scoundrel, this... It should have been suffered by this body predecessor. Under the influence of the master, a silly girl is a stupid girl). This nonsense, cluttered, pulled countless flowers off his head. Su Siman finally couldn't help pulling the broken copper gong voice and pointing to the sky and cursing: "Hebanxian, you are an old man! Whoo-hoo..."

This voice howled earth-shakingly. While howling, Su Siman was counting. If I wanted to be a princess, Nima made me become such a fat and stupid bitch! I travel through the way without pain, and Nima uses lightning to hit me. Is this different from climbing the high-voltage line and being electrocuted? I still have sequelae and a headache! What I want is the appearance of flowers and moon, isn't it? Nima interrupted me without saying anything, but also gave me this respectable face and filled my head!

After scolding Hebanxian from head to toe N times in his heart, Su Siman finally remembered with great frustration and didn't remember the curse of the pit!

Can we only consume here?

Thinking of this, the string in Su Siman's mind suddenly stiffed, and there was a thrill all over his body. He gradually stopped crying and began to think about this question carefully. Oh, my God, what should I do? I can't remember the spell! I can't go back!

After a complaint, the resentment in my heart gradually calmed down and began to think about my current situation. Take a look at the layout of the room. It is definitely the residence of the rich and noble. Those furniture and small objects are very exquisite, especially there is a storage shelf near the wall, which is full of golden treasures.

Su Siman looked down at his considerable fat, patted the life buoy on his stomach, and thought, "Let's lose weight. After thinking about it, he picked up the mirror and carefully looked at his "own" face. His skin is very good. If there is no those annoying fat, he should also become a little beauty, eyebrows The hairy nose and lips are not bad, but with this big cake face, it's just shabby. It's okay. Let's continue the great modern weight loss career. How small is the probability of traveling through time? It can be seen that God still favors her very much. Now that we are here, we can't come here for nothing. Su Siman, the small universe rotates and shines. We can definitely break out a piece of our own sky in this alien world!

Su Siman clenched his fist, smiled at the mirror, and cheered himself up. Unfortunately, he saw the facial features of "himself" huddled together. Alas, it's so ugly...

Just as she encouraged herself, a surprised voice came with a strong doubt: "Princess? ..." I don't know when there was a little girl in the room. The cold voice scared Su Siman a lot.

"What did you call me?" Su Siman asked, turning his head and looking at the little girl in front of him. She looked just fourteen or fifteen years old. She was quite beautiful and full of aura (well, look at the dress, it's not from the Qing Dynasty, and the crane half fairy is reliable).

"Princess...Princess?!" The little maid's face was surprised, her pupils unconsciously shrank, and she stammered and whispered, "Princess, are you... all right...?"

This time I heard it clearly. It was really a princess, a sad fat princess. She had a lot of resentment about the crane half-immortal just now, but when she heard the name of the maid of honor, Su Siman finally felt at ease.

The little maid looked at her doubtfully, and her eyes were about to fall off.

"Where is this? What dynasty? Also, who are you? Ouch, my head hurts so much!" Su Siman sucked his nose, touched his head, and asked in one breath.

"I... I am a tourmaline! This is our palace!" The little maid's face was frightened again.

"What era?"

"Zhaohuan's 20 years...ah..." Bixi's face became more and more frightened.

"What happened?" Su Siman asked again, searching in his mind for the year of which emperor Zhaohuan was. After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't figure it out.

"When you were enjoying the cool under the tree this morning, you didn't want to thunder on a sunny day... Then, you fainted..."

A bolt from the blue! Su Siman thought for a moment and dared to say that the princess was also struck by thunder?!