Chapter 831 Fat Man Got Married

After listening to the song 'Ijusthassex' sung by the fat man, which is out of tune and tongue, almost everyone understands except for the "literate" like the Northeast.

Everyone's eyes stared like a cow bell.

Isn't this too exciting?

"Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't the black hand the kind of casual girl? How can you get it so easily? There is also a limit to making up lies. Are you afraid of losing face in front of us, so you deliberately say so? Deng Jie wrote a huge 'disbelief' on her face.

The fat man hummed, "I know you don't believe it." As he spoke, he reached out and took out a small red notebook the size of a palm from his pocket and raised it in front of everyone: "Isn't this enough to explain everything?"

"Ah!" Everyone saw clearly the three bronzing characters written on this book, which were 'marriage certificate!'.

"Oh, my God, you actually married a black hand?" Zhang Mu was shocked, and the expressions on other women's faces were more shocking. They know that fat people like black hands, but they don't know that he likes this kind of marriage.

He unexpectedly registered his marriage with the black hand first!

"What the hell is going on? Tell us quickly." Zhang Mu is anxious.

The fat man smiled proudly, took the marriage certificate back to his pocket, sat back on the sofa, and said slowly, "The third day after Xiao Meng's incident..."

About ten days ago - "Oh, little black hand, don't cry. It's really not worth it to be sad for that kind of person!" The fat man held a paper towel in his hand, as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and kept turning around the black hand.

Every time a tear falls from his black hand, his heart seems to have been cut by a knife. The pain is unbearable for ordinary people.

"I didn't expect him to be that kind of person." The black hand choked, and the little girl's eyes were swollen.

"It's not that you don't know that handsome men are unreliable. If you really want to find a husband and a boyfriend, you must be honest and reliable like me, like Xiao Meng, that is, a little more bright in appearance, and a rotten banana in your bones!" While praising himself, the fat man did not forget to hit Xiao Meng hard and trampled him to death.

The black hand wiped his tears and sobbed, "Brother Fat Man, why are you so kind to me... A few days ago, I ignored you..."

"Idiot! That's because I like you, that's because I love you! Although I didn't succeed in losing weight, my heart for you has never changed! Even if you ignore me, no one can shake your position in my heart!"

After the fat man said this, the black hand suddenly stopped crying and ** the corners of his mouth a few times, but he didn't say anything.

The little girl is calm on the surface, but her heart is boiling like boiling water.

After a long silence, the fat man suddenly changed into a serious expression and said, "I know I'm not handsome, I know I'm fat, I know I'm not very good, and I also know that I'm usually a little obscene. But I can assure you that I will never leave you for the rest of my life! Even if the mountain collapses, the earth cracks, the ocean dries up, and the earth explodes, I will never change my heart to you. I swear to God!"

"Why do you make such an oath..." The black hand rubbed her nose, and her mood improved a little, but the tone of her speech still brought some resentment.

"How do I know if you are lying to me..."

"Let's get married and get the marriage certificate first!" The fat man took a deep breath.

At this time, he came out of the studio with a stunned face: "I, did I hear it right?" Fatty, were you proposing to the black hand just now?

The fat man couldn't help saying that he pulled the sky to his side, took out a shiny diamond ring from his pocket, and shouted, "You came just in time. You are our witness!"

After saying that, he ignored the reaction of the black hand and the thigh. He knelt on one knee, raised the diamond ring above his head, and said sincerely, "Marry me. From now on, my things are yours, and yours are still yours!" I will treat you as well as my father and mother!"

These words are very touching and sincere. The black hand can't resist the fat man's language offensive at all. His handsome little face, like a ripe apple, nodded almost like a ghost... Tang Xuan's villa - "Ah, ah, ah! It's so romantic!" Deng Jie screamed loudly and couldn't help swung the fat man's pink fist: "I didn't expect your fat man's mouth to be so sweet that he can make girls happy!"

Zhang Mu gave a thumbs-up and praised repeatedly, "Brother, you are so impressive!"

"Cow!"

"This is called the legendary 'win chase'..."

Listening to the blessings and praises of the people around him, the fat man was a little 'shy'. He lowered his head and smiled obscenely. "Sometimes, it's so simple to 'cheat' a wife."

"You son of a bitch, you are so boring." The Northeaster said angrily, "Don't inform us about such a big thing as marriage. Do you still have any brothers in your heart?" The Northeaster pinched his fists loudly.

"Oh, don't be excited. Now it's just a certificate, a banquet or something... Let's talk about it later. There is only once in a person's life... You must take it seriously and make full preparations!" The fat man said hurriedly.

"I don't understand, so why did you suddenly come back today? You should stay with your wife. Zhang Mu's name for the black hand directly changed to 'your wife'.

"Nonsense, it's time to make an appointment with 'Wei Shuwu' tomorrow. Can I not come back?" What the fat man said was awe-inspiring, and Zhang Mu was almost moved by him.

"This is the brother." Zhang Mu sighed.

"Of course, dating is just one of the points, and more importantly, he won't let me stay in the studio with the black hand." The fat man shrugged his shoulders in distress.

"Why?" The crowd asked.

"They said that my black hands are tired and crooked all day long, which seriously affected the progress of their studio... So, they kicked us out."

"Damn, that's what feelings are like! It turns out that you are also a product that values sex more than friends!" Zhang Mu scolded loudly.

Unconsciously, it was two o'clock in the morning. Although it was late at night, the group of young people in Tang Xuan's villa were not sleepy. At this time, there were still 10 hours before the end of the game update.

"Anyway, it's great that you can come back. Not only did I marry a beautiful woman, but I also made up for the only vacancy in the team. I am more confident about the appointment this afternoon. Zhang Mu's face was full of smiles, extremely bright.

"The black hand has been chased by you, but your development in the game must have fallen behind a lot." While Deng Jie was happy for the fat man, she still did not forget to pour a basin of cold water on him.

"Just kidding, the game is my second life. How can I fall behind the progress of the game? When you make an appointment for war this afternoon, you will know how good I am. After saying that, the fat man got up and wanted to leave. "You play here slowly. I'll go back first. If I come out for too long, my wife will be worried."

"What? Worried? Is she a black hand..." Zhang Mu's eyes rolled.

"Well, that's right. My wife is waiting for me at home. To be precise, it's in your villa." The fat man grinned.

(to be continued)