Section 21, too easy to arrive, delivered to
I said, "Ye Yi, you don't want me to pee on it, do you?"
Ye Yiyi: "That's right, have you guessed this?"
I was so angry: "Ye Yi, don't play like this. You must have another way. I won't do it."
I'm not stingy, but thinking that this will be my home in the future. In the future, it will be the room where I sleep and let me pee in my room. This guy is too unkind.
Ye Yi was not angry and said, "It's okay not to pee. You can put half a catty of blood. I'll make you a bloody prosperous situation, and I can also bless your descendants."
I was so angry that I said, "Half a catty of blood? You killed me."
Ye Yi said, "Using breaks through this feng shui bureau. Although there are no descendants of Yanfu, it can make you suffer. Or you can bleed. 500CC of blood is not a lot.
I gritted my teeth and looked at Ye Yi, looking at his serious expression. I know, I can't escape again.
I said angrily, "How to pee?"
Ye Yiyi: "Have you seen that treasure bottle? It's all inside."
I said angrily, "I pee and jump out, and I don't care."
Ye Yi smiled and said, "It's okay. It doesn't matter if you jump out. But you have to be careful."
I was a little angry at this time. I didn't take it to my heart and said, "Do you think I'll pee on my pants like you?"
"Oi, then you can pee."
I said, "I can't pee here. Go out and close the door for me."
Ye Yi looked at me and smiled, "I'm so mature and shy. OK, I'll go out."
When I saw Ye close the door, I relaxed and had to pee horizontally and vertically. I simply relaxed my mind and peed at ease in the first bedroom of the first house in my life.
Boy's pee, boy's pee! I thought so while releasing water. When the boy's body is broken, he doesn't have to be used by Ye Yi again.
Wor-h!
Bangdang!
Ouch!
"Ye Yi, you bastard!"
The above is the emergency I was just thinking about.
I didn't expect to encounter such a strange thing in the room. Ye Yigui painted a few circles in **, a few tadpoles, and my precious baby urine actually made the bed fall apart in an instant. I was standing in **. At the moment when the bed fell off, I was like a floating boat standing in the wind and waves and fell down, like a traveler who couldn't stand at the time of a magnitude 12 earthquake.
I fell heavily in **. Fortunately, I rolled and climbed far away. Little JJ also hid his crotch at the first time. With my curse, the door was pushed open by Ye Yi. I saw Ye Yi and Wenyi standing at the door, and Wenyi still covered her mouth and smiled secretly.
I finally know what is behind Ye Yi's smile just now.
I was helpless about Ye Yi, but this guy didn't tell me at all. In this way, it made me have a big embarad. Fortunately, I didn't pee on my body, let alone fall into the urine nest, otherwise I would have died.
This is also some jokes before the tense war. Although it was tricked by Ye Yi, it is indeed a happy thing. Anyway, there is no super ugly embarrassment, right? Moreover, I have to say that although Ye Yi tricked me on this matter, in general, Ye Yi is a good friend.
At dawn, the room has been cleaned. It is full of a strange fragrance.
Ye Yi called a moving company. Is there still a moving company at this time? I really don't know who Ye Yi knows. I really promised to come to help at this time.
Three people sat against the wall, and Ye Yi closed his eyes and took a nap. Sister Wenyi lay on my lap and squinted. But I have an inexplicable excitement. Is such a house really mine? Although it's a lot of debt, after all, the above name is mine! This little excitement made me busy all night without sleepiness at all.
Thinking about it, I also tilted my head and fell asleep against the wall.
When I woke up again, it was Ye Yi's mobile phone ringing that woke me up.
Ye Yi picked up the phone and said our address.
said to me, "The car will arrive soon."
The voices of the two of us spoke very low. Sister Wen Yi's head rested on my legs, and her eyes were slightly closed, which was particularly quiet and beautiful in the white light of the fish belly that the sun had not yet risen in the morning. I really couldn't bear to wake up Sister Wenyi and whispered to Ye Yi, "You can ask your friend to help move later. The senior sister has been tossing around for the past two days. Let her sleep a little longer."
Ye Yi saw what I was thinking, but joked, "Ok, then I won't disturb your concubine."
He stood up quietly. I wanted to refute, but it was not easy to speak loudly. You can only send a middle finger to Ye Yi's back.
After a while, I heard the jingling sound at the door, and the voice also came. Ye Yi was negotiating something with the other party. Sister Wenyi snorted softly. She was used to sleeping in a soft big bed. She slept on the floor when she was sleepy. When she recovered, she began to feel uncomfortable all over.
The eyelids under the eyelashes trembled gently, and I could see clearly that the eyes rolled through the eyelids there a few times, as if I had woken up. My legs have been numb for a long time. Then I smiled bitterly. It seems that my senior sister hasn't given up on making me numb these two nights.
I tried to ask, "Senior sister?"
When Wen Yi heard that I called her, she opened her beautiful eyes and looked at me with bright eyes, showing a sunrise smile: "Xiao Yangyang, after sleeping on the pillow for so many years, I found that your legs are much more comfortable than the pillow."
I subconsciously replied, "I'll give you a pillow in the future."
After saying that, I realized it and brushed the floor. I felt that I was burning from my neck. You don't have to think that I'm blushing like a monkey's ass.
Senior Wenyi smiled, reached out and patted me on the face and said, "Okay, it will be dedicated to my sister in the future." After saying this, Sister Wenyi stretched out her upper body and stretched out in front of me. The long hair blew on my face with the majestic wind.
"What are you going to do today?" Sister Wen Yi asked me.
I said, "I guess Mr. Taiyi will arrive today. The matter of the house has come to an end. The matter of Longteng Community will be over and he will officially move in."
The literary and art sister said, "Isn't that so I can move here?"
I nodded and said, "Yes, I can give you the key now. Match it yourself, and you can move here at any time.
Sister Wen Yi said, "Okay, then I won't be polite."
I stood up, put the key in the hand of senior sister Wenyi, and said, "If you are willing, you can move in today. I may have another two days."
Sister Wenyi said, "Well, I'm moving today on Sunday. By the way, which one are you going to give me in my room?
[The origin of the tear mole] If there is a brown light mole under the corner of the eye, it is a tear mole. Legend has it that when he was born and died, when his lover hugged him and cried, tears fell on his face to form a mark for reunion after three lives. People with tear moles, once they meet the destined person, they will not be separated for the rest of their lives until they die physically and mentally. And he will also repay the tears of his previous life for the other party!
I've been drinking too much in the past two days, and my body is always uncomfortable... It's so depressing. Ask for a ticket, ask for a red ticket.