Yin Tomb Yang House

22 sections, flattery [seeking red tickets, asking for collection, asking for support]

When I arrived at the fat man's house, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

The two aunts ordered us to go to the kitchen and stand, because the two old men were going to take a shower. Then I saw the little fisherman's aunt get into the bathroom with the dirty 'Taisui' in her arms, and pulled away a bucket in the fat man's room.

When two beautiful aunts like 18 or 9 came out, there was also a ball of white things soaked in the bucket, constantly squirming in the water.

I leaned over with a smile and asked, "Little sister-in-law, this is the true face of 'Taisui', right?"

The little fish master said, "That's right, it's delicious. No matter what the taste is, it can perfectly swallow the taste, and it is absolutely vegetarian.

I twitched the corners of my mouth and said, "Auntie, can this thing be eaten?"

"Of course! Otherwise, how can it be called Ganoderma lucidum!" The fat man rushed out behind me, and I heard him swallowing saliva.

I asked curiously, "Little fish master, can you tell me how this Tai Sui got here? What's the matter with having a nest of Taisui?"

The little fish master stretched out and made a very charming gesture and said with a smile, "It's okay to tell you, but this clean wash is mine."

I said, "Here you are, how can I grab things with my elders? Of course, good things are for the elders, but is it good to eat? If it's good, save some for me. You think I have a wife, a mother, a brother, and a master.

The little fish master squeezed her mouth and said, "Don't you want it?"

I said seriously, "I really don't want it. Besides, I won't tell my mother what they are when I take them back, at least I'll eat them."

The little fish master said with a smile, "What a good boy, this is a good boy. When you dig that nest, the biggest and fattest one will be left to you.

Well...what is this? The biggest and fattest? It sounds like buying pork in the vegetable market.

However, we are divided... Tai Sui, and we are discussing how to eat!

All kinds of immortals, aren't we going too much?

Well, for the health of parents, masters and brothers, if this thing is really effective and advanced, it will be offended!

I heard the little fish master explain in her ear, "Tai Sui is good. Ordinary people really dare not eat it when they touch this thing, because it can't be digested in their stomachs, and even unlucky because they eat Tai Sui. But we all have our own means.

Little nephew, do you know what Taisui is?

I shook my head with a smile and said, "I really don't dare to say what it is. It looks alive. It should be a creature, right?"

"Hee hee, half right."

Huh? There is still half of the statement? Is it a plant?

The little fish master put her hand in the bucket and touched the white Taisui, constantly fluctuating water in the bucket, and said, "It is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica that the meat is like meat. Attached to the big stone, it has the head and tail, and it is also a creature. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like cut off, the black ones are like paint, the green ones are like green feathers, the yellow ones are like purple gold, and the bright holes are like hard ice. Can you see if this is as white as a cut?

I looked down into the water, and then I was quite helpless to find that this thing was really like a large piece of pig white meat soaked in water. The more I look at it, the more greasy it is. In particular, this thing is still squirming in the water, which makes people feel a little disgusting!

"Hee hee." The little fish master saw my expression and smiled, "This is really delicious. Do you know Ge Hong?"

I nodded: "The masters of the Eastern Jin Dynasty Taoism are written by Bao Puzi."

"That's good. I still remember this person. Let me tell you, he is really a land god, and his magic power is really unfathomable and unfathomable to ordinary people. He said in Puzi that Zhuzhi's pounding, or turning into water, makes people light and immortal. Do you understand? The efficacy of this thing. In fact, to make it more clear, it is to improve the basic quality of the body to a better and newer level by eating Taisui, a large number of, fast and safely removing impurities and toxins in the body. Although people can't really live an immortality, it's not a problem for people to live another 20 or 30 years.

Damn it!

My eyes are also green!

Is it such a panacea? Good things that can prolong life.

No wonder the fat man's eyes are green!

"Is it really so divine?" I looked up at Xiaoqi's aunt. In my heart, I still believe in Ji Xianqi's relatively stable personality.

Xiaoqi's aunt nodded and said, "Actually, if you can find those who can really refine elixir, the medicinal properties can be improved by one or two."

I gritted my teeth and said, "That's enough. I haven't heard of the kind of masters who can make elixirs. Little fish master, this Taisui will give me a share anyway.

The little fish sister-in-law smiled and said, "You are stupid. You are my nephew. Naturally, these good things belong to our family. What's the point of teasing you?

I smiled and complimented, "My little sister-in-law is reasonable, united and friendly, and loves the younger generation. It's really a model for us to learn."

"Hee hee, it's a good flattery, and then you'll have one more." The little sister-in-law's eyes turned around, looked at the fat man and said, "Little fat man, don't you want it?"

The fat brother smiled and said, "The little aunt is as beautiful as a flower, naturally kind-hearted, pure and intelligent. What's more, it's our elders, seniors, and it's just a matter of time to become immortals in the future. This thing that can prolong life is a delicious snack in the eyes of the little teacher. Fatty, I really don't know how to compliment my little sister-in-law. I always feel that there is no suitable word to praise you. Oh, I'm stupid!" After saying this, the fat man shamelessly patted his face with his fat hand and with a little voice.

Is this a hit?

Is this a compliment?

Is this flattery?

If so, I was bullshit just now! The thickness of my face with my fat brother is really incomparable!

I looked at the fat man with admiration. This guy was not blushing, and his face remained flattered. After all, there was only one, and the fat man knew the benefits, and it was not good to say that he knew the benefits. But now I know that it's a nest of Taisui. If you don't take advantage of it... then it's true. Is it a son of a bitch if you don't take advantage of it?

The fat man's words made the two aunts laugh, and the finally accumulated lady's atmosphere completely collapsed.

The little fish sister-in-law even hugged her stomach and laughed. After a long time, she replied, "Little fat man, don't be so spoofed, okay? I'll give it to you and give it to you!" Oh, I'm laughing to death."

The fat man smiled and said, "Thank you, little sister-in-law, for a lot. This is a god-given gift. No, this is a gift from the little sister-in-law. I don't want to repay the fat man. Tomorrow, I will continue to take my little sister-in-law to have a big meal everywhere."

The little fish master giggled and said, "Little fat man, you said it. I'm going to eat what I'm going to eat tonight tomorrow.

"No problem, no problem!" The fat man should arrive.

I suddenly found that the fat man's stingy is different from Fahua. To be precise, Fahua is stingy everywhere. And the fat man seems to be very careful about the kind of money that should not be spent. It doesn't seem to mind eating and drinking when it costs a lot of money.

The little fish master said, "Well, for the sake of both of you being so funny, I will show mercy and tell you the origin of this nest of Taisui."

We immediately sat on the floor cross-legged, so that the little fisherman could look at us condescendingly.

The little fish master said seriously, "If it hadn't been for the appearance of this young man, I really wouldn't be sure, and I wouldn't have gone to do even calculations. As you all know, calculation is actually an odd-numbered algorithm, that is, it stops at 9, and everything cannot be completed. But there is an exception, that is, God, Ghost, and Immortal. These things in the five elements can be counted as two. What is Taisui?

Wang Chong's "On Heng" in the Eastern Han Dynasty said: "The meaning of Taisui is the heart of an official." Zhu Bi's "Liu Ren Da Zhan" in the Southern Song Dynasty said: "The emperor's order is in the Taisui, and the concubine's order is in the yin of the year" got a brief summary in the "Xie Ji Fang Fang Book" in the Qing Dynasty: "Tai Sui, the king's elephant, its square is fixed on the auspicious side, not the people dare to use." Taisui is a noble god, and of course, his direction is also noble and auspicious, but the people of Li people have to avoid it because the direction of Taisui is too noble, in order to meet the status of superiority and inferiority.

So this is too old, which is actually within the scope of arithmetic.

But these gods are all canonized by emperors on earth. Although they have the priesthood, they do not have real divine power. So it counts!

It's because of this that I pinched an even number algorithm to figure out the origin of this nest of Taisui.

Hee hee, thanks to the little fat man, otherwise where did this nest come from too old? This has never appeared for thousands of years, and the dirty little old man is so lucky that he saved this nest of Taisui without dispersing. Instead, he settled down in his yard.

In a word, I made a bold guess. Thirty or forty years ago, when the little old man built a house and dug a foundation, his fortune had just begun. If it hadn't been for Taisui, he might be a well-known figure now. However, he should be unlucky and others should be lucky.

The day he broke the ground and opened the foundation, it must have been a very old day. The so-called Taisui is the most oriented towards the east. Do you remember the direction of the old man's house? And the old man, who should have become a very successful person, nine times out of ten, smashed an old man with a hammer.

Well, this kind of thing seems to be same-sex reproduction. It's not right. It should be similar to earthworms. You can increase as much as you chop. Anyway, it should be smashed at once, and it should be the kind of juice splashed. That's why I have such a small child. Look at this one, it weighs five or six catties, right? You don't know the growth process of this thing. It's about 5% of your weight in a year. In the past forty or fifty years, it has grown so big. Guess how many Taisui will be in that yard to eat?

The fat man and I listened to it. Isn't that much? According to the little sister-in-law, can't a ton be dug out of the yard?

[The secret of Xiangshu - ancient man-watching!] 1. People with a lot of hair are hard-working and small-hearted; 2. People with long eyebrows are weak and sick; 3. There are spots on women's foreheads, and there are many misfortunes in the family; 4. People with wide foreheads are smart and cheerful; 5. People with three heads are evil if they are not big people; 6. People with big teeth are like to lie; 7. Big feet diligent, small Lazy feet; 8. Healthy children who are easy to cry; 9. Women's skin color is white and has a good relationship.