Section 99, Uncle Yang's Invincible Steel Cannon
The big man struggled desperately to break free from the shackles of the four people, and I couldn't wait to strangle myself at this time. I actually tried too hard to tear the pulled out soul charm in half!
Fuck!
I roared angrily, and then shouted, "I resisted, I'm pissing this bastard!"
"Hurry up, his grandmother's thing is so strong." The fat man screamed.
I hurried to the kettle full of children's urine. One hand took off the kettle, but the other hand could not pour out. In desperation, I tore the mask on my mouth and wanted to unscrew the lid of the kettle with my teeth.
However, it was at this time that the accident happened.
I heard Xiao Qi shout crazily, "Brother Yang, we can't control it!"
Then, I felt a black cloud suddenly swinging on my head, and the big man's arm actually dragged the two people to raise their arms and directly waved and hit me.
What's more unlucky is that in the swing, the cold-faced feet hung on the kettle in my hand.
With a bang! The kettle flew!!!!
"CNM's!!!" I cursed angrily with red eyes.
"Go down to me!" Feeling my angry cold face, realizing the mistake he had made, he also launched an angrily attack, because there were two big living people hanging, and the raised hand swayed too much and circled behind the big man's own head. At this time, at the moment when the cold face hugged the arm with both hands, his feet suddenly hooked the big man's shoulder blades.
"Do you have any soul charms for me, little seven!" I shouted loudly.
"No more! It's all on the ground!" Xiaoqi's whole body was held on the big arm, and his voice smelled.
And at this time, I heard a muffled hum from my cold face, and the bones of his body made an unnatural crackling sound.
"Idiot Yang Guang! Can't you pee?" At this time, Ye Yi suddenly scolded.
Pup! I gave myself a big mouth.
I swear that I'm a pig! Then he roared, "Damn it, hold on, look at my invincible little steel cannon!"
Daes your uncle, isn't this guy's head and eyes in front of me? I can take off my pants and pee. I'll shoot you to death! I didn't expect that Uncle Yang's first small steel cannon to put out the fire was to be used on this.
"Why don't you hurry up!!!" Ye Yi roared.
I don't know how to hurry up? The belt can't be untied!
I untied my belt and took out a small steel cannon. The strong tension made me pee like a spring, like the Yellow River flooding without cleaning up.
The big man felt the biggest crisis in his life, and the frequency of its swing became more rapid.
The upper body is like the windward grass in the wind, and he actually wants to throw me down from it.
I can let you get what you want. I'm your grandson! I resisted the discomfort caused by shaking, holding the small steel cannon with one hand and clasping the eyes of the big man with the other.
Burt it! No, pee, no, no, grass... I don't know how to say this bold words.
Anyway, the next moment, I'm slouch!!!!!
Pee out, impartial, aimed at its eyes, of course... and one of my hands.
That warm feeling, in this cold world, is so warm and nice! It's so exciting!
Roar! Roar! Roar!!
The big man shook his body crazily, and I watched the green flame in his eyes getting weaker and weaker.
Then, I heard the fat man shouting, "I'm going to fall down!!!"
I felt that the ground was getting closer and closer to my sight, and I... and I was still urinating at this time.
I clasped the eyes of the big skull with my teeth and claws... Well, the rest of the urine must have peed on my trousers. For more than 20 years... Since I met Ye Yi, I have broken through the limit once at a time! Ye Yi, I hate you!!!!
Bang!
The huge body fell heavily on the ground with five of us, stirring up the thick bone powder on the ground.
......
"Are they all still alive?"
Cough, cough!!!
Cough!
Cough!
"Liao Guan, are you all right? Fat brother! Xiao Qi, Ye Yi?" I propped up my body with my hand and stuffed the small steel cannon back into my crotch. The diffuse dust blocked our sight. My glasses were covered with dust and I couldn't see anything. I can only shout loudly.
"It's okay!"
"I can't die!"
"It hurts!"
"It's okay."
I heard the voices of a few brothers, and then I shouted excitedly, "Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
"What's your name!" Ye Yi shouted loudly.
I almost cried with joy and said, "I'm still alive, haha, we're all alive."
The smoke dissipated, and the brothers were lying on the ground in confusion. I also simply lay on the big chest. I took a breath, but I was almost choked to death by bone meal. I quickly found the gas mask and put it on, and casually wiped off the bone powder dust on the glasses with my fingers. I didn't care about Ye Yi scolding me, and then shouted loudly, "Can someone help me?" My legs and stomach are so weak that I can't stand up.
"Then you lie down, can we move?" Ye Yi said loudly.
Hey hey, hey hey~~
After about ten minutes, we all recovered a lot of physical strength.
They stood up from the ground one by one, and then saw each other's appearance, and couldn't help laughing. This was a joy for the rest of their lives.
However, after laughing... a deep worry clung to our hearts.
This is the first door, which almost destroyed our whole army. How to get to the back road?
In order to prevent accidents, Xiaoqi and the fat man stood up and found three soul charms on the ground, which were pasted on the big skull.
Then, he retreated to the previous room. Several men were not pretentious at this time. They all took off their clothes and patted their bodies casually with dry towels carried with them. This place is so dry and cold that I dare not wipe it with water. I'm the only one who is unlucky. I have to wash the small steel cannon with water, which is too heavy for dust.
Beat the clothes at will and disperse the bone powder on it as much as possible.
"The monk, are you all right?" Ye Yi walked to Fahua's side and asked in a low voice.
"It's okay for the time being." Fahua Road.
"If it doesn't work, don't force it."
"Don't worry."
"Liao Guan, how are you?"
"It's okay."
"What about you? Who is not hurt? Ye Yi said.
I put on my clothes, and then raised my injured left hand. To be precise, my hand, which had been swollen into a pig's hoof because of the broken tendon, said, "I think I can gnaw the pig's trotter."
Ye Yi frowned at my hand and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
I smiled bitterly and said, "When I was playing bungee jumping, I broke the tendons of my fingers."
"Xiao Qi, come and deal with it for your brother Yang." Ye Yi called Ye Xiaoqi.
Xiaoqi said, came to me with a temporary first aid kit and looked at my palm.
"Find a way to relieve his pain and swelling." Ye Yi ordered, "Fat man, come with me to have a look inside and calculate the exit."
"Good." The fat man nodded, and the two jumped into the wind gate again.
......
"Brother Yang, I have two ways here. The first traditional way, I don't know how many of your hamstrings are broken, whether they are all broken, and can be fixed. You are not allowed to use your left hand for the time being.
I quickly interrupted and said, "Not now! Let's talk about the second way.
"The second method is to ask Master Fahua to activate the rune full of yang qi, use the Dharma to close your meridian, and your hands will not have any discomfort before you go out. The disadvantage is that you will suffer after going out, and then the pain will burst out together. It can't be said that the injury should be increased because of impropriety. Brother Yang, I suggest you use the first method. Xiao Qi said.
I frowned at Ye Yi and the fat man who were calculating on the side of the 'door' and said, "Can the yang qi in that rune treat me and Master Fahua at the same time?"
"In theory, it's okay, but I still need to ask for the meaning of Master Fahua. I don't know much about Buddhism. This is just a suggestion."
At this time, Fahua, not far away from us, said, "The Buddhist Healing Sutra can temporarily suppress injury and pain under the premise of using force."
"What is the scope of treatment? What is the time limit? I asked.
"It's hard to say the scope of treatment. The poor monk should be able to do it within three feet. As for the aging, I can simply treat it. Most of my Buddha's magic power can temporarily seal the meridians for Yang Shizhu, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, which can ensure that your fingers will not have any discomfort within at least three days. However, as Xiaoye Shizhu said, I'm afraid that after three days, Yang Shizhu will hurt again.
I smiled, shook my left hand like a pig's hoof, and said, "It's better than losing combat effectiveness now. That's a finale. Wait a minute, as soon as Ye comes back, please Master Fahua.
"Good." Fa Hua nodded.
About half an hour later, the fat man and Ye came back.
I told what happened just now. Ye Yisi nodded and said, "That's good. We really need to adjust. Well, well, before opening the second channel, we can collect more yang runes for later use.
"That's a waste of time." The fat man said.
"No, there should be living corpses and souls behind that wall. What we need to do is to leave them as much as possible and extract the yang power contained in their bodies." Ye Yi said.
"Then move quickly. There is not much time!" I said. Well, I feel uncomfortable and a little impatient.
Just do it. A few people are not pretentious. Except for me facing the monk Fahua, the other four people turn their backs to Fahua and get as close to Fahua as possible.
Monk Fahua attracted the rune hidden in his arms, activated the yang qi with wind attributes in the internal force, and then activated the source of mana in his body, and recited the Buddhist Healing Sutra in his mouth. The faded Buddha's light spread from Fahua's body and creeped into our bodies.
The next moment, a warm feeling spread all over the body.