Chapter 33: Listening to erotic songs in a busy schedule, and recruiting my brother-in-law
All the women cheered. Even the two youngest little girl was blushing and heart pounding, but they were also happy.
It's so frank and frank, I don't care about false benevolence, false morals and false dogma. Zhao Jin suddenly understood why men like confidants since ancient times, which is actually abandoning moral dogma and pursuing a state of mind to return to nature! So Zhao Jin was also glad that he had these sisters and felt another rich and wonderful life.
Jin Yuluan: "The green silk is seven feet long and can be used as a home decoration; if you don't know how to sleep on the pillow, you will feel the fragrance of green clouds."
Zhao Yu said, "It's hair again."
Chu Chu said, "Yes."
Xiangzhi said, "This is the 'ten fragrant words' made by the Liao people, and there are ten fragrances on the woman's body. It is said that it was done by the queen!"
Chu Chu said, "No, it was done by a treacherous minister of Liao to frame the queen and have an affair with people."
Zhao Yu said, "Oh! Anyway, I just know that Liao people can also write poems! Continue."
Jin Yuluan: "A strong red silk, light white jade light; try to open your chest to explore, especially the crisp fragrance."
Zhao Jinxiao said, "It's... Bobo again."
The women laughed. Bobo is still exclusive to the lord. Other famous people have thousands of metaphors, that is, there is no such thing as Bobo.
Jin Yuluan: "The hibiscus loses its new beauty, and the lotus loses its old makeup; the two are always comparable, like pink cheeks."
Zhao Yu said, "This... face?"
Xiangzhi said, "Brother is vulgar. Cheeks, too."
Seeing that Xiangzhi's face was cute, Zhao Yu couldn't help laughing and said, "Why am I vulgar? I'm going to touch your face." With that, he stretched out his hand and suddenly introspective: "No! That's it! It doesn't matter if you listen to the erotic music. If you really move your hands and feet, that's not a respectful attitude. So Zhao Jin stuck out his tongue and said, "I'm wrong. Sister, forgive me."
Xiangzhi smiled and nodded.
Jin Yuluan: "What's enough? Long must learn from the phoenix; last night, on the happy arm, you should provoke the fragrance of the side.
Zhao Yu wondered, "Your arm?"
The women sneered. Xiangzhi said again, "Brother is vulgar again! And wrong."
Zhao Jin was not convinced: "Why is your arm vulgar?" In A Dream of Red Mansions, it is also said that Baopin showed a bladder..." Here, they defended it and remembered that "A Dream of Red Mansions" was only available in later generations. How did they know? Moreover, to be honest, A Dream of Red Mansions was just a vulgar book that did not fall into the eyes of mainstream writers in the era when it was just written. Therefore, the sisters are actually right. Zhao Yu had to say humbly, "I know. I'm vulgar again. What the hell is it?
Chu Chu opened his mouth to say the answer, and Xing'er guessed, "Neck too." Chu Chu said, "Yes."
Jin Yuluan: "He soup tastes good, send words out of the palace merchants; An Zhilang's mouth contains warm and sweet fragrance."
Zhao Yu was dumb for a long time. Ping'er saw that Xing'er had guessed one and knew this one, so she said, "Tonggue."
That's right. This song is about the situation of tongue kissing. Although the two little girl Xing'er and Ping'er are small, they are still under ten years old. As maids, they have the experience of serving the host couple**. The couple have sex and do not avoid maids. As maids, they often know ** at a young age, and naturally they have also seen tongue kisses. On the contrary, some Confucian students don't know how to deal with their wife on the wedding night, and they can't help scratching their ears and cheeks of the good people lurking outside the window.
Jinluan Yuluan: "It's not about the smell of wine, it's not the fragrance of the mouth; but it's suspicious of flowers, and the wind sends fragrance."
Zhao Yu frowned and said, "This is more and more difficult to guess."
Chu Chu said, "How difficult is it to guess? That's the mouth."
Zhao Jin fell to his feet: "These rotten riddles! The riddle reveals the answer!"
Jinyuan Yuluan: "It's not only picks Linrui, but also kisses the imperial mulberry; when you return, it's portable, and it smells like slender spring bamboo shoots."
Zhao Jin praised: "Hand. This poem is well written.
Chu Chu Xiangzhi said, "Yes."
Jin Yuluan: "The wind boots are thrown and sewn, and the socks are removed from the light frost; who will carve the warm white jade and produce a soft hook fragrance."
Zhao Yu nodded: "Foot. This song is better. The metaphor of warm white jade and soft hook fragrance is very delicious. With that, his heart couldn't help but swing slightly.
Jin Yuluan: "The color has been solved, and the tentacles are getting busier and busier; inside the skirt, there is a special fragrance."
Zhao Yu thought about it again and again, and couldn't help but be shocked: "On the contrary! Oppesite! Is this actually the most important point of the three points?
The women didn't understand what Zhao Jin meant by "three points", but they all knew what the poem meant. The two small people look embarrassed. The big four are also a little red and hot, but they are still very calm.
Zhao Yu knew that he had guessed right, so he thought, "It's really the opposite! Unexpectedly, he even wrote the fragrance of private ★, which is definitely a rebellious poem, and should be imprisoned in writing! No wonder the Liao people used this poem to slander the queen for having an affair.
Jin Yuluan: "Cough and spit thousands of flowers, and the skin is full of clothes. It's nothing more than looking at the sinking water and being full of fragrance.
Zhao Jin pinched his finger and said, "One two three four five six seven eight nine, this is the last song. It should be body fragrance.
Chu Chu Xiangzhi said, "Yes."
Zhao Jin stood up and raised his arms to the sky: "Ah ha ha ha! It's all solved, very happy, very happy! Well, let's go back now! Chu Chu, Xiang Zhi, Yuaner, Luan'er, I have drawn up several candidates for your son-in-law. Listen to it and be full of dissatisfaction. I'm so pressed that I don't have time to sit anymore. Let's talk all the way back. Xing'er and Ping'er, if you two favorite men, also tell me that when you turn 16 years old, I will marry you. Ah! We are a family! May everyone be happy!"
So Zhao Jin returned with six women and discussed with them all the way. It is undeniable that Zhao Jin wants to have a "political marriage", that is, to strengthen their relationship with important generals through his sisters. However, the happiness of sisters still comes first. Women in this era do not have freedom of marriage. Zhao Jin can still think about the happiness of his sisters, and he is still worthy of being an advanced person in the advanced era.
The sisters all understand the meaning of their brother's "political marriage". In fact, even if they put aside political intentions, they can only marry an open-minded general, which is a happier destination! I don't know how many Hongchen women have envied Hong Fu's daughter and Liang Hongyu! They have become the protectors of the women of the world and are worshipped by the sisters of later generations. If the six women can get a home like Hong Fu Girl and Liang Hongyu, what better choice is there in this era?
Since Zhao Jin's plan for his sisters is basically the best choice, Chu Chu, Xiang Zhi, Jin Yuan and Yu Luan all agreed to their brother's proposal. They were a little happy and melancholy on their way back with Zhao Yu. I don't know, how many brothers and sisters are left in the days when seven brothers and sisters return together and feel warm in the cold wind? What kind of days will the future be? Will it be very happy?
In the next few days, Zhao Jin began to move quietly, finding his favorite goal to test and persuade.
The first is General Li De. Zhao Jin asked him, "General Li, you are the chief of my 22nd horseman, and we can be regarded as the most important thing. There is something important now, and I don't know if you would like to take the lead. If you want, the happiness of my family depends on you. If you don't want to, it doesn't matter. Just say it directly. We are still kings and ministers.
Li Da was shocked and knelt down and bowed, "What's so important, my lord? If you can do it, you will be smashed to pieces!"
Zhao Jin hurriedly helped up: "Don't be polite. It's not difficult to say. In fact, I just hope you can marry my eldest sister Chu Chu and take good care of her in the future.
Li Dama was surprised and happy when he heard it. He is an open-minded person and doesn't care about his world background, but he was moved by the kindness of the lord. Li Du immediately knelt down and bowed hard: "The grace of the Lord is more important than Mount Tai!" Da Da Da not exhaust his strength to repay the lord!"
Zhao Jin hurriedly helped up and taught him a lesson, "Your attitude is wrong."
Li Di was stunned. This is all my heartfelt feelings. I don't know why it's wrong.
Zhao Jin enlightened: "You should first consider whether you like this wife or not, and whether you would like to love her well. Then consider the problem of our emperors and ministers."
Li Du understood and couldn't help laughing with embarrassment: "Master, to tell you the truth, the lord's sister is very beautiful. Why don't you like it? I just didn't expect to get married, just like in a dream.
At present, Zhao Jin and Li Da looked at each other and smiled, and then laughed. This matter is settled. As the chief of the generals, Li Tu married Zhao Jin's eldest sister Chu Chu and became a good example. Other potential son-in-law are bound to follow Li Tu.
Of course, this is Zhao Jin's idea, and whether it is right or not remains to be verified. In fact, life is not happy. In addition to artificial choices, there are also many uncertain things. My sisters are also open-minded. No matter whether my brother's choice is good or bad, as long as he is calm and contented, it won't be too bad no matter what! Some people are unhappy as princes, and some people are happy for beggars. The important thing is the mentality!
So the next day, Zhao Jin announced the marriage between Chu's sister and Li Du in the court, and all the generals congratulated Li Du. Zhao Jin thought that Li Tu was an example, and it was easy to solve the potential son-in-law behind. Unexpectedly, when attacking the second target again, he encountered a setback. This goal is the later general He Anping.
He Anping is nearly half a hundred years old, and he is also keen on elixir, metaphysics and other academics biased towards Taoism. He has already broken his heart and wants to practice Taoism. He won't ask him to marry a wife. Hearing the general say that he was going to marry his young and beautiful second sister Xiangzhi, He Anping was shocked and kowtowed his head: "The last general is determined to practice Taoism. If the general marries his sister and me, my behavior will collapse!"
Zhao Yu listened and couldn't help laughing. Knowing that people have their own aspirations, they can't force it, so they give up.
The third sister Jinyuan is matched with the right general Uda; the fourth sister Yuluan is matched with the former general. Wuda and Qi Jin were overjoyed and happily received the beauty of the general.
Fortunately, there is no Taoist in the Rebels, and no one dislikes the red dust woman, let alone the general's sister! Well, in the end, only the problem of the second sister Xiangzhi is left. Zhao Jin chose another object - General Xiao Qian. As soon as Zhao Jin and Xiao Qian said, Xiao Qian was shocked and happy, and he was also happy to worship.
In this way, the marriage problem of the four big sisters has been successfully solved. As for the problem of the two little sisters, let's think about it after two or three years old.
(To be continued Chapter 34: The maid of honor took the exam and shocked the general, and Xu Yu fought against He Pan)