001 Beauty Out of the Pot 1

It's so comfortable!

Luo Wener didn't even raise her eyelids, but sighed with satisfaction.

The owner of the women's hall is still good. Every Monday when there are few customers, they will be allowed several waiters to enjoy two hours in the SPA, saying that they will reward them for their hard work.

But today doesn't seem to be Monday... She thought in a daze, and she shouldn't stay here. She should...

What should she do?

The tide came to my face, and my mind was blurred again.

No wonder that she felt sleepy every time she soaked in it. She just woke up somehow, but she was still sleepy. She faintly remembered the complaint of the last time Sister Fang fished her out of the water: "Next time you should put a small life buoy around your neck so that I don't worry about you!"

She pouted.

The water seems to be a little cold today...

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"Move, move..."

A childish voice shouted in excitement or horror.

What 'moved'? What's moving?"

An old voice immediately shouted in a low voice.

"Really, I seem to hear her sigh..."

"Nonsense, that's the water is about to open..."

"In such a large pot of water, I put it in..."

"What's the talk? Add another fire!"

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Luo Wener frowned.

She has long said that when you enjoy it, you can either keep quiet, play melodious and soothing music, or the sound of nature. This kind of lame TV series is the most annoying. But now she is so comfortable that she really doesn't want to move and is too lazy to talk. Let's do it first.

The eyebrows are slightly extended.

The water temperature has finally risen...

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"...I've already told you to chop it into a few pieces, which is easy to cook and save me from panicking. I can eat it now..." The old voice said vaguely and swallowed a mouthful: "As a result, I can't even cover the lid of the pot now. Look, you haven't cleaned it yet. What's wrapped around your chest? Cloth pieces? And this... What is this triangle? Why don't you take it off? What else do you have to worry about a dead man?

"Why don't you chop? Do you have the ability to pick it?" The immature voice is unwilling to show weakness.

"You are so sneaky and slippery at such a young age. Let me see if I tell you to the general..."

"What is cheating and slippery? I don't know you yet? You're just afraid that you won't be promoted to a genius after death to make me do this immoral thing!"

"Is it immoral? Do you think I am immoral? You son of a bitch, come with me to see the general now! If I hadn't come up with this idea, these 30,000 people would have been waiting to starve to death now! Let's go to the general to make a comment and see if the general doesn't open your skin..."

"Ears, my ears... Don't... Grandpa Tao, I'm wrong. Am I wrong? Are you tired? I'll beat you on the shoulder. After cooking, you can pick a piece first. I also hide the spicy food here. The small stool knows that you are not spicy..."

Old Tao snorted: "This is almost..."

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The water is starting to burn...

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"Ah..."

"What's the matter?" Old Tao said carelessly.

"Move...Move..."

"Alas," old Tao squeaked his lips: "That's the water going to open, and the bubbles are arched. I said, haven't you cooked cabbage?

"I, I, I... I feel like she is panting..."

"breathing? Ha..." Old Tao smiled strangely: "I ask you, did you die when you just put her in the pot?"

"Yes..."

"Isn't that over? This water vapor is blurred. No wonder you can't see it clearly. If you are really a living person, can you stay in it now and let you cook?"

"I just think it's weird..." The little stool hesitated.

Old Tao comforted him carelessly: "What's wrong? When I was a crouch, I guarded a large number of dead bodies all day long, and there were people who suddenly sat up in the middle of the night..."

"Ah?"

"It's your first time to do it, so you feel scared. It's okay. Just get used to it..."

"Will it be like this in the future?" The small stool has a crying voice: "I will go to hell..."

"What the hell? Do you want the soldiers who guarded the city to starve to death? It's not that you haven't seen it. More than 200,000 horses are guarding covemently outside the city. If it hadn't been for the wise and extraordinary general, they would have attacked in. At that time, Yucheng will be a hell on earth. Those barbarians can eat you alive. Let's see who has pity on you!"

"But..."

But what is it? If the grass roots hadn't been dug up, how could it be..." Old Tao sighed: "It's been three months, and the soldiers have been out of food for three months. A small stool is useless because it is dead. Instead of burying it in the ground and waiting to rot, it is better to use waste, which is also a merit. Think of it as pigs, sheep, chicken, duck, fish, potatoes, cabbage and carrots. If Grandpa Tao can't stand it one day, you can also..."

"Grandpa Tao..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, there will always be a day. As long as you can give a contribution to the general, you will throw my old man into the pot now... What's wrong? What am I doing? Alas, I know you don't want to part with Grandpa, but..."

"Grandpa Tao, I'm thinking... You are so old, older than the old hen that has been raised for many years. I'm afraid you can't cook it?"

"You stinky boy!" The ear of the small stool was picked up again: "What's wrong with the old hen? Old hen tonic! Look at the one you chose. It's thin and stuffed when you eat it..."

"How can it be stuffed? You see, she is clean and saves washing, and you can put it directly into the pot. Thin skin and tender meat, how beautiful it is. I have never seen such a beautiful one. Look at that hair..."

"How many women have you met? Understand what is beautiful? Is it good-looking and useless? Turn off the light! You are young and don't understand. That is to say, the two balls of meat on a woman's chest are fascinated and linger, but they are the worst. They are soft and have no taste at all. They are not hungry, just like the belly of an old sow. They are not as sharp as their buttocks. The meat is thick and solid, and the more fat and thin they are, the more delicious they are, the more delicious they are. So it's better to be practical than good-looking, do you understand?"

"I see! Grandpa Tao, you are so lustful!"

"Bad boy! The general sent you to help me with my work. Why don't you turn her over quickly? Don't spend a lot of firewood, make it half-cooked and eat diarrhea..."

"Good..."

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Luo Wener, who was half asleep and half awake, only felt that something cold stuck to her body and lifted her up hard...