Chapter 217 I'm Chinese (please red votes, please support)
At this time, dazzling white beams suddenly came from the starry sky, and then five dark spacecraft appeared out of thin air more than ten kilometers in front of Shili and spring and autumn.
"This is the Milky Way. We are the Joint Guard Formation of the Earth. Can you understand our language?" The major general used a tweeter and translated it in more than a dozen commonly used languages on earth.
At that time, when Li saw five huge spaceships and listened to the joint escort formation, he was obviously stunned, but he laughed at any time. From the first smile to laughter, and finally laughed so much that he covered his stomach and kept rolling in space.
When Chunqiu saw Shi Li's cramp-like smile, he scratched the back and asked, "Master Shi, is that talking to your son?"
"flopping", Shi Li stood up, kicked Chunqiu fiercely, turned his face to the five spacecraft with a smile, and said in the most standard Beijing dialect, "Hey, buddy on the spaceship, I can understand your words. You can talk to me in Chinese. I'm Chinese, IamC Hinese”
"Uh..." Major General Ling sweated on his forehead with an unbelievable face, and then said in Chinese tremblingly: "Two... those two..."
"What? Do you think we are aliens invading the earth? Don't worry, I'm just going home and looking. You can continue to patrol. Well... Why the fuck has it become so fast? The spaceship has come out, and it's still fucking silent." Shi Li ignored the short circuit of Major General Ling's head, but pulled up the spring and autumn, and disappeared into the vast galaxy in an instant...
"Report to the general, the enemy is too fast for us to capture."
After Major General Ling smashed the console fiercely, he roared and shouted, "Get me the Military Commission, pick me up the marshal, quickly..."
At that time, when the spring and autumn appeared again, they had already fallen to the surface of the moon.
"Master Shi, I just saw that those five big black guys seem to be artifacts. Isn't your hometown all gods? I feel that there is great energy in those five big black guys. Chunqiu scratched his head and asked sullenly.
"Shut up, what artifact? My hometown is a science and technology planet. That thing is called a spaceship. People sit in it and control it. It can't fly anywhere. It's really awesome. It's only been 3,000 years to get the spaceship out?"
"Uh... Mr. Shi, your hometown is really special. Look ahead..."
Following the direction pointed by Spring and Autumn, Shi Li saw the surface of the moon thousands of miles away at a glance!
"Shh!" Shi Li's pupils shrank for a while, and his eyes said with light, "Dry, are there immigrants on the moon?"
There is a transparent cover similar to glass, and this transparent cover stretches for tens of thousands of miles. The transparent cover is full of high-rise buildings, green trees, flowers, and even lakes. Some ordinary people ride motorcycle-like airships to shuttle over the city, and the transparent cover is at various entrances. There is also a huge spaceship going back and forth between the earth and the moon!
"Dry, are there immigrants on the moon?" Shi Li swallowed his saliva. I remember that when he came to the moon 3,000 years ago, it was still full of rocks, but he didn't expect that only three thousand years later, human beings on the earth had emigrated to the moon? Isn't this guy developing too fast?
"Master Shi, is this your hometown? It looks beautiful, and people here have flying magic weapons, which is really good, but they don't seem to have Zhenyuan, so how do their magic weapons move? Chunqiu's idiot asked a sentence that made Shi Li feel the head!
"Okay, okay, this is not my hometown. My hometown is there. That's the blue planet!" Shili points to the earth!
"Wow, it's so beautiful. Your hometown is very beautiful. The blue planet. Let's go and have a look. Spring and Autumn are confused by the appearance of the earth. They have traveled countless galaxies, and they really haven't seen a blue planet!"
"Ye, go back and have a look. Maybe, maybe my old friends are dead?" Shi Li shook his head and sighed, and directly pulled Chunqiu to move over!
The earth is still the same, the sky is still so blue, and the air is still so clear, but the technological development here is too fast. Shi Li saw a bridge on the ocean, a bridge that connects the whole world from afar. People here are driving airships, and even high-rise buildings Covered by the clouds, the overpass is everywhere!
Maybe because of the night, the arrival of Shili and Spring and Autumn has not been discovered by anyone, and Shili also took Chunqiu directly to the tallest building in Shanghai.
"The night here is so beautiful. The house here is so high!" Spring and Autumn admired the night view of the city!
"Spring and Autumn, I have two sets of clothes here. Let's change them. I'll change the name of the cow at 13 o'clock for you. 'Spring and Autumn Overlord' is good!" Shi Li looked at Chunqiu and said with a smile.
"Zhong, anything is fine, hey, overlord, 'Spring and Autumn Overlord' is not bad!" Spring and Autumn looks very satisfied.
"And you can't fly here and can't use any force. Let's stay here for a while. I'll look for it in a few days. I'll find someone to see if he's here. Let's go down and see the changes in our hometown first!" Shi Li wanted to go to his father, but he didn't know what was going on. He just couldn't say it!
After hurriedly changing into two sets of sportswear, Shi Li took Chunqiu directly down the street corner under the high-rise building.
"Master Shi, what are the coins here? What's there to do? Let's have fun in the next three years before it rises!"
"Eh, I also plan to stay on the earth for the past three years, and I won't go anywhere. At that time, I will fly directly here and leave. Let's find a restaurant for a meal first. I haven't tasted hometown food for a long time. I'm excited when I think of it!" Shi Li ran to the main door of the building like a child.
There are two doorboys in Tang clothes at the main door of the building. When Li and Chunqiu came over, the two doormen were full of doubts and puzzlement. Both of them are very young and have long hair. The most important thing is that the clothes they are wearing are too rustic. How can anyone wear this kind of sportswear in this society now?
"You two, do you want to eat or stay?" A doorman stopped Shi Li and asked.
"Eat, drink, live and play a dragon." Shi Li gently patted his hand, and the doorman unnaturally made way, and Shi Li and Chunqiu also swaggered in.
After the two doorboys looked at each other, one of them immediately followed in. Although he didn't stop him, he also looked full of contempt!
As soon as Shi Li and Chunqiu entered, a welcome lady came to face: "Welcome to Yueli Hotel. We will definitely provide you with a full range of services. We have 88,880 guest rooms here. Our dishes have 60,000 flavors from all over the world. May I ask you two gentlemen? Do you want to stay in the restaurant or eat?
Shi Li glanced at the busy crowd in the hotel, and rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Yueli Hotel, Yueli?"
Miss Yingbin was stunned and nodded stupidly and said, "Yes, our Yueli Hotel is one of the largest hotels under Xinghua Group. It has branches in any country in the world. Do you two know?"
"Yueli Hotel? Xinghua Group? Shi Li grinned and suddenly scolded loudly, "Fuck it | Fuck, it's been more than 3,000 years, and this Xinghua Group hasn't disappeared yet?"
Miss Yingbin and the doorman have not heard what Shi Li said for more than 3,000 years. Instead, they were very concerned about hearing the last sentence, so Miss Yingbin's face immediately fell down and said, "Sir, our Xinghua Group is the world's first group. Please don't insult the image of our group, otherwise I have the right to refuse you to move in. !”
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong. I'll take back what I just said. Well, open two of the most expensive suites for us, and then order a full-man banquet for me. 108 dishes will be served. Well, that's all for the time being. You can do it!"
Miss Yingbin's face has changed, and the doorman's face has also changed. However, then Miss Yingbin showed a professional smile and said, "No problem, do you two pay by credit card or cash?"
"Swipe the card, I have a card!" Shi Li immediately took out a very old gold card from the space ring!
Miss Yingbin frowned. She had never seen this kind of gold card. After receiving it, she immediately took it to the bar and asked the waiter to swipe it to see which bank's gold card it was!
But this brush doesn't matter, and the whole microcomputer is not displayed at all!
"Sir, your gold card is not within our scope of service at all. Are you sure your bank card?" Miss Yingbin asked.
"Yes, Swiss bank card?" Shi Li was puzzled.
Miss Yingbin rolled her eyes and said, "Don't make me happy, okay? Switzerland? Switzerland was destroyed a thousand years ago. How dare you come here to defraud with a Swiss bank card?
"Uh..." Shi Li swallowed and said, "I remember that there are at least tens of billions in it. Damn, can I give you cash?" As Shi Li spoke, he took out more than a dozen bundles of 100 yuan from his arms!
"Wow!" Several waiters and greeters exclaimed at the same time.
"God, ancient coins from thousands of years ago?" Several waiters looked at each other. This kind of ancient coin is very collectible. I heard that every 100 yuan can be exchanged for 10,000 yuan here!"
"What? Don't you accept this?" Shi Li's patience was finally tortured and his face turned cold. He really wanted to jump up and scold for a while, but after all, when he just came back, he still couldn't understand the new policies and new things here, so he could only look at a few waiters coldly.
"I'm sorry, sir, let's ask the manager, this kind of ancient coin is not not collected, it is too expensive, and it is not circulating at all on the market. Can you wait a moment?"
"Hurry up, I'm hungry. I'll give you ten minutes. If you don't give me a fucking answer, I'll eat people!" Shi Li stared at several waiters fiercely.
"Yes, I also want to eat people!" Spring and Autumn also stared at the right time.
More than 20 people in the hall were surprised to look at the two dressed strange people. For a moment, all of them were curious about where these two people came out!
The quality of the hotel service staff was very high, and soon he called a steward. After seeing a few bundles of ancient coins on the bar, the steward also opened two VIP rooms directly, and also ordered the kitchen to prepare dishes immediately. At the same time, he also called to inform the higher-level leaders!
After hearing that someone had taken out ancient coins from more than 3,000 years ago, the higher-level leaders immediately notified the higher-level leaders, and reported one by one until Feng Ying, the chairman of Yueli Hotel in charge of Xinghua Group
"Yes, if you have ancient coins, accept them and convert them into cash according to the normal exchange standard." Feng Ying didn't pay much attention at all. After the phone notification, she didn't pay attention to it!
No one paid attention to the weirdo who could get hundreds of thousands of ancient coins. With tens of millions of cash, the hotel really made a Man-Han banquet within a few hours, and Shi Li and Chunqiu also devoured it in the restaurant!
At the same time, two large and secondary photos were also printed in the meeting room of the Military Commission, and the two people in the photo were Shili and Chunqiu!